Why do martial artists always look so DYEL?

Why do martial artists always look so DYEL?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can't roid up since the times of Pride and we are looking at a lightweight fighter.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >actually believing this

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You forge for da best of da best.
        He name is Jesus guy.
        No for gay Jesus.
        No for gay Jesus, people.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >maicow bisping
          >i luuuuuv you

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You do this to me?
            And I say.
            I luuuuv you.
            See you soon, boy.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They have weight limits. And it's an advantage to have reach but that height and reach adds weight and is a larger frame to fill out so they often look lanky. The yoked guys will be the opposite, a bit shorter than the average in that weight class.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m any combat sport with weight classes fighters are encouraged to maximize strength, cardio endurance, and muscular endurance proportional to their maximum allowed weight. So because of that it doesn’t really make sense to try to train for hypertrophy and get big bloated muscles because that will probably hinder them in a match

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >So because of that it doesn’t really make sense to try to train for hypertrophy and get big bloated muscles
      Holy shit shut up.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but you sound like a retarded braindead gay to me, go wank to bara shit or something. Saged and ignored won't reply also If dubs I get to skullfuck your mom tonight

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          off by one you moron, get cancer and die

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    because their body is a tool for an actual purpose not to show off to other men

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      and not one legday was given that year

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >professional kickboxer
        >implying weak legs
        retard

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          his legs look tiny lol wtf r u on about? he looks like mobli from the jungle book

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            His shins can cut steel

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's bad lighting you ultimate retard

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go look up a Buakaw highlight. Every day is leg day.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        his legs look tiny lol wtf r u on about? he looks like mobli from the jungle book

        You fucking retard do you know who you're talking about? That's Buakaw. You're implying he has shit legs? He could literally chop your head off with a kick and chop off your mum's tits with a second one.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He is a tiny guy and yes he has small legs. He could barely knock out a guy with his kicks. He isn't a good fighter because of his kicks. You are retarded if you think because he is a champion muay thai fighter he must have amazing kicks. In reality he is a good fighter because he has quick footwork, good balance, and throws beautiful counters and quick, but not very powerful strikes to bait his opponent in. Not because he has powerful kicks.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            His teeps are fucking tasty

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I take personal issue with the teep. It is just a front kick but the person lacks the flexibility to use their heel. By comparison I can barely feel a teep to the gut. I can feel a front kick in my spine.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            He literally kicks down banana trees. Please try harder.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Banana "trees" are a fibrous stem covered by furled banana leaves. They have around the same density as a heavy bag. Not contesting buakaw's kicking power in the slightest but "LE EBIN BANANA TREE" is a really poor demonstration. You'd be better just linking his padwork.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Banana "trees" are a fibrous stem covered by furled banana leaves. They have around the same density as a heavy bag. Not contesting buakaw's kicking power in the slightest but "LE EBIN BANANA TREE" is a really poor demonstration. You'd be better just linking his padwork.

              trees dont hit back

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Banana trees are a meme, a normal person would be able to kick a banana trees down, it hardly takes any effort at all retard.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate how OPs post idiotic false premises and everyone just rolls with it and answers their question as if it wasn't based on retardation in the first place. That shows a serious lack of ability to actually think, when people just reflexively respond without a tually considering the issue. Most fighters are very muscular.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because fighting is an art

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why do martial artists always look so Do You Even Lift
    it's because they don't even lift
    simple as

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OtterMode physiques are nimble and flexible. Roided out monsters can't even touch their own toes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which is why people like Francis Ngannou, Mike Tyson, or GSP are such shitty inflexible athletes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what about huge roidmonkeys like jujimufu you moron, god I hate dyels

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Insane cope to call fighters dyel when they pretty much all have peak aesthetics

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The muscle you need to deliver a knockout punch is magnitudes less than to get mires from your gymbros.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >5’8, 170 lbs
    Kek a couple of times open hand until he starts to turn red and shed tears then I'd cock back my fist and plant one right in the middle of his nose.

    Yeah. Yeah that'll do nicely.

    Next manlet dyel on the list:
    [X] McGregor
    [ ] Memeweather
    [ ] Tyson in his prime

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Roid restrictions
    Weight limit
    Fighting functionality =/= bodybuilding strength

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They don't tho

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this was back in the day when steroids were free use, terrible example you chose. THis is abetter one

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Paulo Costa isn't pre usada you retard
        Why are you posting about something you know nothing about?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kek it's even funnier since the pic of Paulo is more recent than that Chandler pic, never get why retards with no clue pipe up

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why dont you go ahead and post body real quick?

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    In every sport, doing the sport itself is going to be more effective than doing bodybuilding work.
    >muh football players
    They were born jacked.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Retard alert
      Retard alert
      Take cover

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why do martial artists always look so DYEL?
    Most deadshitters including you look Dyel

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because , if for example connor decided to gain 20 lbs of muscle he would hop up weight classes and get heemed by some guy with a foot of height on his bulky ass. The muscle required for fighting is not as bulky as you would think. Sure there are massive heavy weights but there are also skinny ones. It points to muscle not being that important in professional fighting.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if for example connor decided to gain 20 lbs of muscle he would hop up weight classes and get heemed by some guy with a foot of height on his bulky ass
      he already did that, it was Michael cerrone... he was over 20lbs heavier than his prime physique which was at featherweight

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but on average he would lose more rounds in that weight class I'd say. He would be more succesful in feather weight

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cowboy's first name is Donald you cazzie.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >posts a 6'5 100lbs lankletweight

    jeez i wonder

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll never get the appeal of sumo matches when they last like 20 seconds
      Why not watch shoot wrestling or judo to see heavyweights throwing each other around?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'll never get the appeal of sumo matches when they last like 20 seconds
        well that's certainly part of the appeal actually, the fact that they're not a half hour stalemate ordeal dudes just how up and bow for 20 minutes and then the actual match lasts 20 seconds check your phone and you miss it.
        The fact that they fight everyday for 15 days every few months is part of the appeal I guess.

        All the ritualistic autism that's deep rooted in 10 00 years of japanese shinto culture I mean that's take it or leave it's not appealing to everyone I'm sure but at least they're not wrestling on the like Monster Energy Drink XBox dohyo with corporate shit all over.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you posted any sumotori on normal clothes and not tell fit that they do sumo, no one would be able to tell they do sumo, they would look like fat fuck asians, they don't look fit at all, they look morbidly obese, even with powershitters despite being fat as shit you can tell they are powershitters.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    because that's what an actual functional human body looks like

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    *blocks your path*

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because they train for strength, not to impress the boys at the gym with bloated weak chesticles.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The optimal heights don't favor being jacked
    Heavyweight (unlimited weight): 6’4 1/2 (194,3 cm)
    Cruiserweight (up to 200 pounds): 6’1 2/5 (186,4 cm)
    Light heavyweight (up to 175 pounds): 6’1 1/5 (185,9 cm)
    Super middleweight (up to 168 pounds): 6 ft 4/5 (184,8 cm)
    Middleweight (up to 160 pounds): 5’11 1/10 (180,6 cm)
    Junior middleweight (up to 154 pounds): 5’10 1/2 (179 cm)
    Welterweight (up to 147 pounds): 5’8 1/5 (173,2 cm)
    Junior welterweight (up to 140 pounds): 5’9 1/5 (175,67 cm)
    Lightweight (up to 135 pounds): 5’8 1/2 (174 cm)
    Junior lightweight (up to 130 pounds): 5’6 3/5 (169,2 cm)
    Featherweight (up to 126 pounds): 5’6 1/5 (168,2 cm)
    Junior featherweight (up to 122 pounds): 5’6 (167,6 cm)
    Bantamweight (up to 118 pounds): 5’5 3/5 (166,6 cm)
    Junior bantamweight (up to 115 pounds): 5’4 2/5 (163,7 cm)
    Flyweight (up to 112 pounds): 5’4 7/10 (164,4 cm)
    Junior flyweight (up to 108 pounds): 5’4 (162,6 cm)
    Strawweight (up to 105 pounds): 5’2 1/3 (158,3 cm)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Heavyweight (unlimited weight)
      Heavyweight at least in unified rules only goes up to 265 lbs. Super Heavyweight is anyone above that w no limits but there isn't any divison set up for it in the UFC or any of the other major MMA orgs. Only back in the day when PRIDE had open weight tournaments with hong man choi and former sumo wrestler who were fat fuckin slobs even by sumo standards

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it works bro no one will ever see that shit coming

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao gay

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Range is most important stat in striking sports, which promotes long arms and legs
    Grappling on the other hand results in kino bodies

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is peak athleticism.
    You may not like it.
    But this is it.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why do martial artists always look so DYEL?
    NF: mccregor was roiding beforhand also - shit genes, leg broke for a reason 😀

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're all replying to a troll thread. Kys op you gay demoralizing garden gnome

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any point in using UFC fighters as goal bodies if I'm a natty? I've heard that they're pretty much all on roids

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why do martial artists always look so DYEL?
    DYEL is a concept invented by mongoloid steroid users to justify them not being able to to 10 pushups. Looking like an ape that can be outrun by a 10y child isn't peak human physic, humans must be versatile, peak human is this...
    source: all women

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      keyed dyel

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he lifts for women

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