Why do most people get fat after marriage?

I don't get it

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    excuses become more numbered and most of them were into fitness for the wrong reasons (like attracting someone)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Despite gettinb into fitness for the wrong reasons, my distrust of women after being cheated on will probably mean I aint gonna dadbod it until I develop arthritis even if Im in a "happy" relationship. Ive known too many dudes abd family members get ditched by their girl, who were studs back in their hey day and let themselves go now find it difficult to date. Fuck that. Always be prepared for the worst hope for the best. Atleast then the bitch know if you maintain yourself that you aint gonna run back to herike a bitch if she decides to take a break from the relationship "to discover herself" in her late 30s. Nah, Im gonna be gone fucking some milf from some bar for matures.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I actually started hitting the Gym with more intensity and fixed my diet (I wanted to lose fat) after getting married because I wanted to look hotter for my wife

    She did the same thing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looking better for your wife: Cringe
      Cheating on your wife with fresh young pussy from the gym: Based

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cringe

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You have to be 18 to post here

          Counterpoint: Smashing some young gym puss as a 30+ year old guy would be a massive confidence booster compared to fucking your wife but just in better shape.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You have to be 18 to post here

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. virgin

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kys

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        teenage memespouting idiot, think of your own shit to say

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ask me how I know you're new here

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >T. 25 year old virgin

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        found 14-years old 4chan tourist

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >is 4chan

          https://i.imgur.com/kQu7MFC.png

          >is garden gnome
          pick one morons

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she's cheating on you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You shouldn't cheat on your wife. That would not be kind.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        LIVE

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Here your (you) degenerate coomer

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To do something like that you'd have to be a scumbag with no sense of honor. Idk how people can do shit like this without feeling like less of a man. Your integrity is one of the few things no one can take from you.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >muh integrity

          Massive coping from men bound to one used up pussy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        people are shitting on you for this bait post but even though it's obviously disgusting from a morally point of view a bunch of life experiences and anecdotes have told me that cheating on a woman only ends up in her loving you more in the end.

        which makes sense because male and female cheating can't really be put on the same plane.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Having the ability to cheat and not doing it is the best of both worlds but that's a hard to do lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Get a load of this sad virgin

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thats not sad, thats the life of a real man.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pathetic. Stop watching Hollywood movies and get a wife. If you had one you wouldn't say that.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Go fishing for sport with the bros
          >Show how good I am at catch and release
          >Catch one fish, high fives
          >Release the fish
          >Fish jumps back on the boat
          >Say cute put it back out again
          >Spends the whole trip jumpin back in saying I’m the best fisherman they ever met
          >Wants to stay with me
          >Relent and take it home
          >Weekend comes, boat time with the boys
          >Starts bitchin at me
          >Why are you going fishin again? You got me. Sell that damn boat!
          >Relent and sell boat and rods
          >Explain to the boys I have a fish at home now
          >Keep fishing without me
          >Year goes by
          >You ain’t shit, you can’t even fish anymore, broke ass doesn’t even have a boat
          >Fish takes half of my stuff and makes its way back to the ocean
          >MFW

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are gay and also I dont like you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So true!!!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        your conscience is there, its buried deep but you feel guilt and it will eventually consume you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. Pic related

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rope yourself coomer retard

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Simps are usually the ones who end up hanging themselves.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        (You)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We are not women you subhuman wretch. we do not do shit for hedonistic reasons.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      Looking better for your wife: Cringe
      Cheating on your wife with fresh young pussy from the gym: Based

      Kys

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Very based, good job King

      Looking better for your wife: Cringe
      Cheating on your wife with fresh young pussy from the gym: Based

      Extremely cringe teenage bullshit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I wanted to look hotter for my wife
      >She did the same thing
      BASED

      Looking better for your wife: Cringe
      Cheating on your wife with fresh young pussy from the gym: Based

      KYS gay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she's cheating on you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same I got more serious about the gym after I got a long term GF because I wanted to look better for her. If I was single I’d probly give less of a fuck

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >She did the same thing
      Doubt. Posts bobs and vagene, we'll know if she's fat by her titfat and fupa.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Think about it. You take a look at this board and a good 50-60% of it is "I wanna get fit because I want some pussy." I would say that's low compared to the general population. I'd e 75-80% "get in shape" to appeal to the opposite sex. Now once you have achieved that, the goal is met, so you slack off. Pretty logical reasoning if you ask me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Not lifting because you're a self obsessed autist that needs to mog others around you
      Normies are NGMI by default

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      40-50% is really good tbh. I work out because it's my safe space away from my ex gfs and I freaked the fuck out when they try to join my gym. Fuck no bitch. Autists rise up.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Never thought about it tbqh but it sounds as logical and straightforward as it gets. If you don't love lifting for lifting's sake you area bound
        to procrastinate and slack off at some point in your life.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >If you don't love lifting for lifting's sake you area bound to procrastinate and slack off at some point in your life.

          I lift for DE PUMP

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know so many girls who were ridiculously skinny untill they found a boyfriend and then ballooned up, it's insane.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Evolutionary not bad. Basically your body is mostly no longer needed when you already did replicate. Just needed for caring and raising.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tfw you remember the time this used to look big to you...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same, he was ripped in my memory

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, kids. They eat up a ridiculous amount of time and energy. Also marriage usually coincides with having a big bot job, which also eats up more time / energy. I wouldn't give up my kids for the world, but I've missed plenty of gym sessions because of strep throats or after school activities or whatever, and my body shows it. I could put down the fork more to at least be lean though. That's on me, but again, you spend all day disciplining others, hard to keep up that energy with yourself imo.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. If you get obese thats no excuse, but frankly you should absolutely be prioritizing the health and happiness of your kids over your physical fitness. If you just got fat because you married your partner that's also unacceptable.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No you shouldn’t. When a plane for whatever reason depressurizes, the adult is to put on their mask first then assist the child with their oxygen. This lesson is important for their own independence.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is another reason for self centered narcissistic dudes like me to not have kids. You just can't put yourself first when you have them. If you do, you're doing things wrong.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I never thought I'd say it, but I'm seeing a woman who has a 12 years old child, and it's just great.
        We're both independent with our own careers and own households to manage, so when I'm staying with her, it's all very simple and straightforward, we don't make things harder for each other than it has to be. Kid is quiet and sullen, but likes the attention, and I've been told he likes me. I've never thought much of kids, but I guess he's more likeable than the other shrieking brats I see around.
        I would have called it cuck shit not even a few years back, but it's just such a smooth arrangement, what with not having to deal with a howling sick brat with diaper changes, Peppa Pig on the TV and playing with the big red firetruck and not having a single meaningful conversation with the woman before the kid is put to sleep. From what I hear, it's ludicrously expensive to have small kids too, since they just grow out of their clothes all the time.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She wants your vinyl siding. She is ripping your soul out. At least date a woman with a daughter so you can get some young on the side.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >vinyl siding
            I am tired and foreign, is this some kind of cockney or slang?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dude, you are not putting yourself first by being a genetic dead end

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you are a gay
      kids are basically indestructable just leave them alone and tend to your business, they'll learn more from a good example than your micromanaging helicoptering gayry

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd like to add that, at least in the first few years of havin kids, sleep deprivation is a serious factor.

      Sleep is one of the most underrated aspects of fitness - your body needs that "time alone" to regenerate and metabolise etc... With kids the number of days where you get at least 6 hours of uninterrupted sleep nears 0.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s pretty obvious that most of this board is late teens to early 20s. Easy to stay lean when you’re young plus access to student gyms.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Easy to stay lean when you’re young
      Why?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just how aging works. It’s easier to stay lean and gain muscle in your youth with less effort.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know the science behind it, but when I was in my late teens and early 20s, I could eat anything and I mean any fucking thing and I stayed my same weight and build. Now, in my boomer years, if I look at a fucking pizza I gain 5 pounds.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Getting old is a bitch. Look at how naturally skinny and boyish Leo looked at age 20 while filming The Quick and the Dead.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Leo didn't give a shit to retain his looks; he easily could have with all his money.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/Gfs7oSC.jpg

          Getting old is a bitch. Look at how naturally skinny and boyish Leo looked at age 20 while filming The Quick and the Dead.

          I have a theory, and it's a kind of fanciful notion but based in reality, that I fully accept may be larp, but that if you eat super healthy, I'm talking about fruit and veg every day, and you don't get fat, you don't eat rubbish/drink a lot of alcohol, and you keep living a healthy lifestyle by exercise etc., that you won't get fat as you get older.

          The reason why it's based in reality is because fatties tend to pile the pounds on over the years gradually and once they reach a certain weight, they typically can't go back. "insulin resistance" caused by bad eating has been pointed to as being a big part of this. So the theory would be that if you escape from this insulin resistance you can get old while keeping fat down pretty much the same or very similar as when young, even if your metabolism does go down there's no reason why your appetite shouldn't also - there's definitely a slice of the population that does stay thin all throughout their lives. If you look at female actresses whose job it is to stay thin - lots and lots can stay thin.

          The theory may still be a stretch cause there are lots of old thin people who eat like this, but something to think about next time you're stuffing your face with pizza or ice cream that it might be slowly causing your body to pile on the pounds.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            A huge factor is that people continue to eat the same while gradually getting less and less physically active with age. Being mindful of this and keeping yourself relatively lean is 100% the key to aging well.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It is easy to out-cardio the extra pounds and out-lift the lower test.
              And then you're no longer “insulin resistant", eating like a hog and drinking like a sponge.
              I won't claim it makes you young again or some shit but it is as close as it gets.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This 100% is the reason. TDEE drops but eating habits stay the same because people who ate thoughtlessly in their 20s but were in the lucky category that neither ends up over or underweight will eat thoughtlessly in their 40s when that same amount of calories is a 250-500cal surplus.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            A huge factor is that people continue to eat the same while gradually getting less and less physically active with age. Being mindful of this and keeping yourself relatively lean is 100% the key to aging well.

            >A huge factor is that people continue to eat the same while gradually getting less and less physically active with age. Being mindful of this and keeping yourself relatively lean is 100% the key to aging well.

            So basically people get fat due to laziness and complacency. "Exercise is a bad word," etc.

            I've watched it happen to family members who passed that "point of no return" years ago; it's incredibly sad to see. I had an uncle who died in his 40s.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            this is already proven and a known fact in the medical field.
            health education is sorely lacking for the public. or worse, it's that the public doesn't care. most people are living fantastical lives and don't care for their bodies.
            and then medical professionals have to waste time treating, lifting, and trying to talk sense to lardasses. honestly, i wish some morbidly obese people who keep putting themselves in that state could be refused medical treatment.
            let them drown in their fat rolls.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I have a theory, you're overestimating how much you ate as a young man and underestimating how much you eat now like 99.9% of people who "just can't lose/gain weight" because they eat "soooooooo much/little." Your body can't defy conservation of energy. Your maintenance calories were probably higher in youth from greater activity and you still eat like you're burning close to 3,000 calories a day when you're burning at most 2,500. I will not stand for someone repeating the "If I look/smell/imagine (high carb food) I just magically gain (absurd amount of weight)." That shit is just plain retarded.

          Beyond that you could have larger water weight swings when starting a caloric deficit or surplus or something idk.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You have a faster metabolism, after you finish adolescence your metabolism slows down. That's why most people get fat after highschool/college, they keep the same eating habits but their bodies don't need all those extra calories anymore

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You have a faster metabolism, after you finish adolescence your metabolism slows down. That's why most people get fat after highschool/college, they keep the same eating habits but their bodies don't need all those extra calories anymore

          metabolism doesn't actually slow considerably till 60s
          older people are just on their ass more

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            True but testosterone does start dropping in your 30s and beyond. That’s a major factor in having youthful energy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People stop giving a shit once they settle down because they're not out looking for a mate anymore.

        Faster metabolism, less responsibilities, no family to take care spend time with etc.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your knees/back doesn't hurt and you're not sleep-deprived

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Metabolism doesn't slow down, but the ability to maintain and grow muscle weakens with age. The only solution is good exercise and resistance training.
        You won't be as big as when you were young, but at least you'll be able to walk and live a more comfortable life.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've stayed at 18.9 BMI into my 30s. Starving myself feelsgoodman

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >student gyms

      This is something you won’t appreciate till it’s gone. Exclusive access to a gym whose members are all young and hot and in their prime. Take advantage of it NOW, college anons.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >This is something you won’t appreciate till it’s gone. Exclusive access to a gym whose members are all young and hot and in their prime. Take advantage of it NOW, college anons.

        When I was in college I'd see an average of 5-7 hardcore varbies a week. I miss it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I miss it too.
        I could've asked out the shy qt at the desk who flirts with me but I decided not to.
        Other girls you can look but not do anything with which sucks.
        You'll get checked out but that's as far as it goes.

        Don't fall for the Coomer memes and enjoy the mires from right 22yr olds who will turn you down, that's about it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I fucked up by going to a science and engineering college, my gym is filled with pajeets working out in fashion jean and aeropostale polos

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      old fag cope

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just a fact of life. When you’re in your prime college years, everything is easier. Faster recovery time, less prone to injury, can build muscle mass faster, more free time, etc. Enjoy it now so that you’ll be able to maintain a decent body into your 40s at least.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      put down the fork

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not my point. See

        Just a fact of life. When you’re in your prime college years, everything is easier. Faster recovery time, less prone to injury, can build muscle mass faster, more free time, etc. Enjoy it now so that you’ll be able to maintain a decent body into your 40s at least.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You said "stay lean" which is literally just eating less. There is an excuse for not getting stronger/bigger but getting fat is just diet.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cope harder fat cuck

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why do most people get fat after marriage?

    That's what happens to those people on IST who think the only reason to exercise is to "Get women".

    I wish those parasites a wonderful heart attack.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There’s just as much of an incentive and you lose a lot of your free time compared to earlier in your life. Not rocket science.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just not as much of an incentive*

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hapa(Asian) child
    Of course...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >be tall, fit, attractive, white
      >waste it all for a bug
      What was his mindset?

      How much of an insult is it to say their kid looks like them when they're obviously not white?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They fall for the beer meme.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Original post on Reddit
    >https://np.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/78cy1e/145lbs_to_180lbs_married_with_2_kids_in_4_years/
    The angry Hapa post about him
    >https://www.reddit.com/r/hapas/comments/78eivt/white_father_of_halfasian_son_makes_asians_have/

    TLDR: He's a racist that got fat after wifing a moron chink (Filipina)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >TLDR: He's a racist that got fat after wifing a moron chink (Filipina)
      Sounds pretty based to me tbh

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No.
        Not even the racist part, but marrying a Filipina is legit disgusting. Korean or Japanese is ideal. Chinese is acceptable. Filipina is about as low as you can go for wifing Asians.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I have a fetish for Filipinas, but I don't want to travel like 10k miles for them...

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They have significantly higher rates of mental illness due to being colonized by Spanish > Americans > Japanese > Americans.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He's a racist
      aren't we all?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Apparently he also makes comments on his wife being a "Lumpia dispenser that also fucks", "Slant eyed import" or "Little brown fucking machine"

      Based department will get in touch with this guy shortly.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His wife actually looks really good. Shame the kids came out looking mostly Asian. Maybe I should hit up the Philippines lol

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most normie gyms objectively suck shit. Loud, crowded and a hassle to get to during peak hours. You’re better off just getting some dumbbells and running regularly once you’re in your 30s.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand the value of marriage to Western men in current year. I watched my dad die young (51 yo) dealing with family court and being the only one on his side of the family who actually provided anything of value to the world.

    I just want to build my career at this point. If I get lucky I can fuck a varbie or two. I expect to die alone, but most people will at the rate society is going. I don't even care about being big, just staying lean and limber so I can enjoy my life.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your dad looks like he was a good man anon. may he rest in peace
      .

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kids, you twat

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I did but it was intentional. I was 70kg (155) at 6'4. Now 86kg (180~). I bulk maxxed to 98kg (200)

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Raising children lowers testosterone in both males and females, there are multiple studies about that
    Thats where dadbod comes from

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My dad is in his 50s and has abs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is the actual answer. it is built into our bodies. our biology has some general understanding of "finding a mate" mode vs. "dad" mode.

      our urges suddenly change when we are a father and constantly around a pregnant woman or constantly around a newborn baby. people try and come up with cultural shit or psychological shit but it's actually a pretty mechanical thing that happens to your hormones.

      it becomes culture because it happens to so many humans that they develop words for it, jokes about it, it becomes a meme (literal meme, not internet meme). but it becomes a cultural thing because it is in everyone's biology.

      this is why you have to be obsessed with fitness, to overcome what your body is telling you to do. the same way you have to be obsessed with eating a clean diet to maintain a clean diet if suddenly someone gave you "hunger" pills. it is doable, but it requires a lot of willpower to keep lifting because your testosterone will drop and your capacity for aggression will drop.

      this is why the people who stay fit as mothers and fathers are people who have already been fit for a long time, they are the only ones with the habits deep-seated enough in their brains to overcome the natural urges to slow things down a bit and to keep grinding in the gym. to "rage against the dying of the light".

      everyone wants their unique answer to be the answer because they want to get their social commentary out there, but it turns out this is the actual answer. it's a simple mechanical process.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good posts tend to get buried in this hell of a site
        Also, checked

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >your capacity for aggression will drop
        cringe

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what do you mean?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Beasts who lose their fangs have only death before them.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              But consider this: the cut worm forgives the worm.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be tall, fit, attractive, white
    >waste it all for a bug
    What was his mindset?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He looked like a dork even when fit. In IST terms, he was a textbook Brad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As opposed to what? Shack up with a white woman who has a history of sucking moron dick? White men only go for Asian women because their sexual history isn't as disgusting.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tall
      This guy is like 5’6 or something ridiculous and was 140 pounds in the before

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As baffling as it may be for a terminally online mutt, people tend to marry people who share their values regardless of race

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe she was a qt

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >that kid
        nah

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      guy said in the original post he had a small cock. i remember this thread from 5 years ago kek.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    before and after IPA

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what local IPAs do you have on tap?

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It does get harder, it's probably more to do with the kids than the marriage.
    What really fucks you over is the lack of good sleep when they're young, I can see how a lot of people lose their good habits in that time and never recover.
    It's also getting older, things are significantly harder for me now at 32 than they were 10 years ago.

    None of this is an excuse to not marry and have kids though, just work harder.
    He has a mixed race child so he never had any real discipline or fortitude to begin with.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's easier to give up than work harder. I'm married full time and kid. I still hit the gym hard and look nearly as good now as I did years ago.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Kid is a halfbreed

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One reason is that women are weak and will entice you to weakness.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they have to take pictures doing that face?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kids are hyper, I can only imagine parents get fat because they don't play with their kids at the park or wherever.
    Even if they share the same diet of chicken nuggets and mac & cheese, that's a lot of protein.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This guy was a total fucking racist prick in the dumbass reddit thread he made where he posted this picture.

    Most men get fat after marriage because
    1. Their incentive to workout is no longer needed (they already got married).
    2. Wives drive them crazy. Imagine working 8 hours a day just to come home and get your balls cut off by some girl who takes everything you do for granted.
    3. They drink a lot of alcohol (to deal with bitch wife).
    4. They simply get older without adjusting their diet at all. So they're basically sitting all day and still eating as much as they did when they were working out in their early 20s.

    No man with a fucking hairy ass beer gut and man boobs is a happy person. Most of them have given up completely on themselves.

    The marriage isn't necessarily the problem, but it does seal your fate in a way because the responsibilities you end up having don't allow you to change your life in any drastic way, and before you know it you've wasted your life with a woman that doesn't love you working a job that you hate. No wonder they let themselves go.

    Still this isn't an excuse for him. It's still a complete skill issue regardless of how shitty your life is. The same goes for women

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >This guy was a total fucking racist prick in the dumbass reddit thread he made where he posted this picture

      What did he say?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Here is the original post;
        https://np.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/78cy1e/145lbs_to_180lbs_married_with_2_kids_in_4_years/

        most of the comments have been removed unfortunately.

        I get it's just some stupid crude humor but something about the whole personality behind it just rubs me the wrong way.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He’s not wrong chong

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Then go home, chang.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >10vm
          Do whites really?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          seethe Chang

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >marries an ageless bug who accepts his shrinky dink
          Based

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kind of curious to see how his son will turn out in about a decade
          Hopefully not another ER

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Konichiwa dude!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >breed chinaman(female)
          >have little chinese son
          >constantly joke about how your white dick is massive and how chinks can't compete until son pulls an Eliot Rodger
          >don't have to pay for college
          Pretty sneaky plan

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          and here i was beginning to think my wojak folder would never get another image.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll translate the whole post:
      >you become a lazy fuck

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll translate the whole post:
      >you become a lazy fuck

      pic related

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/vktRZJt.png

      Here is the original post;
      https://np.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/78cy1e/145lbs_to_180lbs_married_with_2_kids_in_4_years/

      most of the comments have been removed unfortunately.

      I get it's just some stupid crude humor but something about the whole personality behind it just rubs me the wrong way.

      kek calm down ricecel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >This guy was a total fucking racist prick
      Wow, he might actually be redeemable.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Compensating for lack of sexy

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t say the reason these days but after all my friends got married they ballooned up through their 20s and 30s. It’s a slow gain but next thing you know you’re using their gut as a beer holder.
    Boils down to laziness, they were already pissheads but once the kids come they end up drinking more and their team sports take the backseat because they’re always tired from 30 minutes sleep each night

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Be 22
    >Three friends of mine are now married

    Wtf. I'm better looking than these fucks but still a virgin.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can tell you right now, being married early 20ies is the biggest mistake you can make. Consider yourself lucky and keep lifting. Soon, you will see.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i got married at 20

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this dude unironically got fat, grew a beard, put on glasses and made that specific face all at once, that's literally a recipe for looking like a søybøy how did he not realise

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm out of shape because kids take up too much energy

    It's like baldfags who claim they have high test

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If they took up that much energy, then you'd be pretty lean. It's clearly just lazy fatty cope

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    On this precise moment there are people backpacking across Thailand to fuck ladyboys with their mates, there are people who are having a nice meal at the restaurant with their petit underage thai femboy, there are people who are yatching with their families...to tailand to fuck chuds, meanwhile we're here discussing the same shit ad infinitum or obsessing over that extra inch wrist thickness and name calling each other. Wtf bros what did we do wrong?

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because you lifestyle changes due to other commitments which are more of a priority.

    Finish work, run an errand on the way home, walk dogs, make dinner, spend time with your son and suddenly it's 10pm and you have to be up at 6am for work.

    Of course you will head to bed instead of spending 15 mins driving to gym, 1 hour working out, 15 mins going home, 10 mins to shower/get ready for bed and then finally getting to sleep after 30 mins due to being alert after the workout. So now you are getting to sleep around midnight and only getting 6 hours sleep and having a bad day at work and struggling to get other commitments done the next day.

    Having a family is not easy and to be a good husband and father unfortunately you will likely need to sacrifice your hobbys.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >set up some gymnast rings at home
      >spend 2 hours a week doing weighted
      calisthenics and watch your diet
      >get jacked with your son

      As stated in this thread: fatass cope.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Achievable natty

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        very unbalanced physique, 0 delts, 0 traps

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          there’s a reason he looks block and not strong. He also pressed less than a plate overhead lol

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kids steal your energy, time and power

    My kid was very annoying to deal with, always took my sleep and more. And after working 8+9hours you are just fucking done. I wish we would only work 6 hours a day it could be such a relief and is also proven healthy because after 6 hours you start to lose focus and energy

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably something to do with stress eating in the beginning and then becoming complacent

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why do most people get fat after marriage?
    people get fatter as they enter middle age tbh
    oncei hit 31 i could tell something was off. metabolism shifted

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's important to keep good habits so they rub off on your kids. People say that they got fat because kids take so much time but if you're really putting your whole life into your children you should make it a point to remain healthy.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hard not to eat a bunch of fatty delicious food when you're getting sent on a mission to pick it up 3-4 times a day.
    >Oh anon, I changed my mind.i no longer want this Ben and Jerry's cherry Garcia, it disgusts me. Please please please go get some Mac and cheese and fried chicken from KFC while I watch steel magnolias?

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The pressure to effectively manage your time increases significantly. You are extremely "free" by comparison if you don't have a family. Start investing in a homegym if you want to make it easier on yourself.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is true for sure. I’m the perpetual bachelor of my friend group and thus have way more free time to go to the gym and stuff. I also lucked out by not suffering from any major back or joint issues unlike most of my 30+ year old friends.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People areas gave enough reasons so I'll just give another one I didn't see ITT: peer pressure. Fatties love to make backhanded remarks when they see a person with healthy habits. Married people tend to be very social, so naturally they also tend to be more susceptible to peer pressure and they start to give in little by little. Every social gathering has unhealthy food and people think you're an asshole if you refuse to eat their food.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *already gave enough reasons

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    even though I love mine to death, a child is the ultimate gains goblin

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Married, 2 kids. I dont get it either. Yeah I dont look incredible but staying in basic shape is ez af.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dont be a stupid cunt you look great

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mirin

        Thanks lads 🙂

        Normally I don’t work chest because I don’t like the stereotypical big chest look. But you I think would look better if you developed yours. Looking good

        Yeah I know. I have severe pectus excavatum so none of that shit ever develops properly. I actually bench 2pl8 3*8 but nothing helps

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mirin

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Normally I don’t work chest because I don’t like the stereotypical big chest look. But you I think would look better if you developed yours. Looking good

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had my ex bpd gf blocked and she called me from her mothers phone. She told me that she ‘can’t get over me’ and that she wants to meet.

    I’m thinking of giving in and have sex with her because I’m dry since October but I don’t know bros.

    She called me 5 times after that call in the morning and I told her to shut the fuck up but she ininsts. Also what are the chances of her getting dicked since November?

    Should i go or ghost? she is coming here in 30 mins. is it too much of a risk?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      go jerk off and then see if you still want to meet up with her

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bpd
        NO ANON DON'T
        IT'S A BAD IDEA

        well guys, im retarded as fuck. i met up with her. please tell me the worst things possible. im a beta male piece of shit. i holded the line for two weeks and i gave in last min

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bro...
          now a "breakup" doesn't even mean a "break up" anymore. you are sullying your own values.

          either learn how to start fucking another girl sooner next time, or learn to deal with a dry spell better.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bpd
      NO ANON DON'T
      IT'S A BAD IDEA

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        go jerk off and then see if you still want to meet up with her

        >t. betas who don't want you to smash

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dry since October
      Of 2022? lol. Lmao
      Don't give in. NOT worth it anon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oof I didn't read

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that face, why is it always face? why is it that every single white man turns into this? glasses, beard, craft beer

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because they lift to get laid

    I lift to protect everything that I love

    Which includes the woman who wants my babies

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Muscle mass is a fantastic calorie sink. Gained muscle is expensive for the body to create, and it doesn't give it up easy. It takes years of lethargy to lose it all, and even the occasional heavy workout helps a lot. Your body's ability to hormonally regulate muscle amount wanes with age, which is where the misconception of "a slower metabolism" comes from. Relative metabolism remains the same throughout life, and lifestyle changes with adult responsibilities taking up many people's time.
    It's all excuses in the end. People get comfortable, which is ironic as strength and health promise a much more comfortable aging process and life.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They don't have a home gym. Commuting to a gym is a huge waste of time. Honestly, if you say you can't afford a home gym you are lying to yourself. For like 1k you can get a power cage, barbell, plates and a flat bench. Can do pretty much everything there. Or if yoy don't care about strength and want overall health, a brand new concept 2 rower is like 1k delivered to your house.
    Do 30 to 40 minutes every other day of working out, some "me time" to listen to music and workout, and you will be in shape easily. Also gets the kids curious and normalizing exercise in the household.

    Junk food is stupid too. For the price of takeout, let's say 40 bucks, you can buy a really nice pork loin roast, potatoes, onions, carrots, garlic, etc, cut that shit up in 10 minutes and stick it in the oven. Have leftovers to take to work the next day too. Dinner is REALLY that easy. Get a cookbook and just do shit in there, nothing takes effort at all really.
    Then just stop buying bulllshit snacks. Fruits for sweet tooth, stay hydrated and full of water like you should be.
    Wa-la, you now will mog the fuck out of every person you meet when you're 30+, and so will your kids at school by virtue of not being goyslop fed fatties.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    from a female perspective, why would she want you her cuck husand (who is married to her), to get fitter, muscular and more attractive while she, who is a girl past the wall, cant work out and cant gain muscle and cant recover, so the only thing that will happen to her body is aging and turning grotestque?

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    “Men” like this are gays who contributed to the destruction of our genes and society.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did Tommy leave you and then strike it rich? You were a dead weight Karen.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    girls and post wall females cant just "hit the gym". lifting weights requires the proper hormones which girls dont have. you need to recover and what is a female recovering from? a 30yo female is REALLY weak and has weak bones, no workout she does is going to need any recovery. Ok, so she can do cardio, well..doing cardio past 30 is quite taxing on the body. what can a female do besides starve herself to try and stay skinny? nothing.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why do most people get fat after marriage?

    Short answer. Because they are lazy. Because they are NPCs.

    All these excuses in this thread about metabolism slowing down is bullshit. Yeah, your metabolism slows down 10% or 20% maximum. You can simply eat 10% or 20% less.

    These clowns only looked good in youth to attract a mate, and now they have passed on their genes they don't give a shit. They never had any aspirations or masculine drive beyond the very bare minimum.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If the couple waited until marriage for any sex (both virgins) and only moved in together on the wedding night, the new intimacy is exhausting. Of course no other relationship is worth having. If you haven't been together since 15, and are trying to date a "post college" girl just become a priest or monk lmao

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get to see my gf for 2 months. How do I go from "somewhat out of shape" to "presentable while naked" in that short amount of time. I am average weight for my height.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t worry about it too much. That much time passing she will have seen both better and worse already.

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eating is a stress coping mechanism, and depression causes most people to have zero energy. Marriage to modern women is basically signing up for both, and then losing half of your wealth at the end of it, and your kids, in a divorce.

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In most cases, there's so much on your plate. Pun not intended. Having a kid adds up tons of extra things to do. You sleep less, eat fast and are constantly tired.
    That usually goes away and you find yourself back. But most people just stick to the new unhealthy lifestyle.
    Now, on a scientific approach, a few months before becoming a parent you start synthetizing prolactine, which adds extra fat in order to have more energy, and that adds up more weight. That's the dad bod.

    t. dad and neuroscientist

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just get a home gym

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What triggers the prolactine production in men? Pheremones from your wife?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        from pregnant women, probably.

        it's ironic, as culture and science advance, culture moves away from taking natural mechanisms seriously (hence the ultimate form of that which is trying to change your biological sex) while science implies that we need to take natural mechanisms even more seriously than we thought

        We are, in an abstract sense, becoming less scientific as we advance.
        but this thread isn't about philosophy, it's about laughing at soiboys. (when can that wordfilter be removed, by the way...)

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he pissed his genes away into a happa that ia just going to grow up to be a murderer

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When you're unmarried
    You are free to make all your decisions for you with what little free time you have
    No imagine that there is someone else in your life whose demands are on par with yours and outcompete your desires on how to spend your time
    Furthermore, these people can exhaust you with their needs so you wind up losing time and energy for yourself
    That's a big part of it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Baby sitters, grandparents, after school programs, stop over complicating things. They are dependent for maybe the first year after that they can be outsourced.

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    most people over age 30 literally give up on life and become soulless bugoid drone people

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because they're weak willed gays that see their wife as an equal, rather than as property.

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To be honest, I work out more that I have a child because I want to be a good example for them when they grow up. The idea of having a fitness routine and good resting heart rate should not be a foreign concept to them. But my wife is letting herself go and she never likes to have sex anymore unless it’s planned out in advance, which is so fucking lame. What do you do when your wife doesn’t want to fuck? I mean I can’t literally rape her.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes you can. Until the 80’s the law was on your side too.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Until the 80’s the law was on your side too
        something not being illegal doesn't mean it was persistently or regularly happening without repercussion. you sound like a retarded feminist.
        before the 80s, there was the sexual revolution and the gradual degradation of families in society.
        rapists were killed. that is what your blood relations would do to an unworthy husband. back then, it was considered abuse.
        don't fall for feminist propaganda. people were much more retaliatory in the last century. it's only now that people are weak and complacent.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tell yourself whatever you want. Your wife is supposed to submit to you and be corrected when she won’t. Or keep your libido in her purse.

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't. I am as fit as ever with 1 kid and a wife (who is pregnant with #2).

    I think having a kid made me fitter, because before I could reliably get like 6 or 7 hours of free time a day. Now, it is like I am lucky if I get a few non-continuous hours of free times, so the only thing I can fill it with is exercise. Have 30 minutes? I can run in 30 minutes. Plus, my health and wellbeing are actually precious now, since others as dependent on me, whereas before if I was completely trashed it didn't matter so much.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ok, you are the exception to the rule. good for you.

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Simply laziness. Why do you think they call it settling down?

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can tell he was a redditfag spiritually from the before pic. Physiognomy tells everything.

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't get it
    you've never been married.
    women are soulless demons that suck the life out of you.

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing changed?

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most of you kids on here will quit lifting as soon as you leave college/university and enter the real world.

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fucking disgusting onions creature and his nasty chinkspawn.

    He looks like a fucking polony tube

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