Why do nurses always have the fattest asses? Posted on May 1, 2023 by Anonymous Is it because they have easy access to estrogen?
They eat fast food and drink a lot of sugary coffee because they work 16 hour shifts
Fpbp, nurses actually eat like complete garbage but they’re on their feet a lot
I work in a hospital and nurses in scrubs are like I’m being tested by god
did you have any luck with them? Lol.
I'm a nurse (male), nurses are on their feet a lot and work 12-16 hour shifts. Most nurses doordash all their meals and drink a lot of energy drinks.
i studied nursing for one year, thank god i changed my major..
you know you can just work at a clinic / private practice that does a 9-5 instead of working for a hospital that not only works you to death but youre also required to do things that are much more nasty like clean up shit and vomit and deal with sick ass people that are rotting.
You can then become an advance practice nurse and essentially do what a doctor does. I see APRNs for neurology and urology.
>nurses actually eat like complete garbage but they’re on their feet a lot
This is factually wrong and I'm an ED Nurse the longest walk I do is to the blood bank and it's 100m away. I go farther in one game of football after work than I do in the whole shift and it doesn't even come close.
Nurses are fit because working a 12 hour shift makes caloric restriction painfully easy when you only have two 20min breaks in which to eat some fruit or a slice of toast and drink a coffee. Are you American? Here in France most women are slim except the non-whites.
I want a Latina to lean on my Hiliux
>Is it because they have easy access to estrogen?
Well they're women, so you could say that
>estrogen is the female hormone
This is wrong.
He didn't say that you fucking retard
women are scared of anything men eat. they think as soon as they eat beef or eggs or whatever they will grow a mustache and lose their tits and womanly figure, its pretty gay cause in actuality they are just fat fucks and would actually look better not looking so fat
I never met a woman who thought that.
Have you ever met a woman?
what the fuck are you talking about?
Uh... I don't talk to women so I'll take your word for it
your mum and sister have autism, m8. that's why they're weird about food.
maybe it's like dudes in prison.
you know how there's those studies that show guys working out in prison seem to make more gains than they "should" based on what they do and what they eat?
nurses are stuck around a lot of other women whom they're also competing with while doing maternal acts (caring for people) while also trying to get the attention of dr. chad md.
plus both environments aren't random samples. they're selecting for certain types.
Good point, both of these enverionments probably boost hormones a lot
I know testosterone is extremely sensitive to the enverionemnt
>studies that show guys working out in prison seem to make more gains than they "should" based on what they do and what they ea
studies typically dont account for steroids smuggled in by prison guards, but believe what you want
i'm not saying that it's settled. another thing they might not account for is simply those guys have regimented sleep routines and a lot of free time.
>you know how there's those studies that show guys working out in prison seem to make more gains than they "should" based on what they do and what they eat?
Show those studies, gay. You can't.
that's possible. did my post really read to you like i was strongly asserting facts?
>both environments aren't random samples. they're selecting for certain types.
>guys working out in prison seem to make more gains than they "should"
yeah because they "should" not get steroids in prison
> nurses are stealing "estrogen" from the medicine locker
>estrogen makes their asses bigger
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It's because they're middle-aged and fat.
Most tend to be overweight and walk a lot. You always have to be moving as a nurse or lifting patient. Same goes for their calfs being so big
Because they need to get bent over and fucked and their body's adapt to make that happen.