Why do nurses always have the fattest asses?

Is it because they have easy access to estrogen?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They eat fast food and drink a lot of sugary coffee because they work 16 hour shifts

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fpbp, nurses actually eat like complete garbage but they’re on their feet a lot

      Is it because they have easy access to estrogen?

      I work in a hospital and nurses in scrubs are like I’m being tested by god

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        did you have any luck with them? Lol.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm a nurse (male), nurses are on their feet a lot and work 12-16 hour shifts. Most nurses doordash all their meals and drink a lot of energy drinks.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            i studied nursing for one year, thank god i changed my major..

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            you know you can just work at a clinic / private practice that does a 9-5 instead of working for a hospital that not only works you to death but youre also required to do things that are much more nasty like clean up shit and vomit and deal with sick ass people that are rotting.

            You can then become an advance practice nurse and essentially do what a doctor does. I see APRNs for neurology and urology.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a nurse (male), nurses are on their feet a lot and work 12-16 hour shifts. Most nurses doordash all their meals and drink a lot of energy drinks.

        >nurses actually eat like complete garbage but they’re on their feet a lot
        This is factually wrong and I'm an ED Nurse the longest walk I do is to the blood bank and it's 100m away. I go farther in one game of football after work than I do in the whole shift and it doesn't even come close.

        Nurses are fit because working a 12 hour shift makes caloric restriction painfully easy when you only have two 20min breaks in which to eat some fruit or a slice of toast and drink a coffee. Are you American? Here in France most women are slim except the non-whites.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want a Latina to lean on my Hiliux

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Is it because they have easy access to estrogen?
    Well they're women, so you could say that

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >estrogen is the female hormone
      This is wrong.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He didn't say that you fricking moron

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      women are scared of anything men eat. they think as soon as they eat beef or eggs or whatever they will grow a mustache and lose their breasts and womanly figure, its pretty gay cause in actuality they are just fat fricks and would actually look better not looking so fat

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never met a woman who thought that.
        Have you ever met a woman?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick are you talking about?
        t. woman

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t. woman

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            LMFAO

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Uh... I don't talk to women so I'll take your word for it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        your mum and sister have autism, m8. that's why they're weird about food.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    maybe it's like dudes in prison.
    you know how there's those studies that show guys working out in prison seem to make more gains than they "should" based on what they do and what they eat?

    nurses are stuck around a lot of other women whom they're also competing with while doing maternal acts (caring for people) while also trying to get the attention of dr. chad md.

    plus both environments aren't random samples. they're selecting for certain types.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good point, both of these enverionments probably boost hormones a lot
      I know testosterone is extremely sensitive to the enverionemnt

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >studies that show guys working out in prison seem to make more gains than they "should" based on what they do and what they ea
      studies typically dont account for steroids smuggled in by prison guards, but believe what you want

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i'm not saying that it's settled. another thing they might not account for is simply those guys have regimented sleep routines and a lot of free time.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you know how there's those studies that show guys working out in prison seem to make more gains than they "should" based on what they do and what they eat?
      Show those studies, homosexual. You can't.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's possible. did my post really read to you like i was strongly asserting facts?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >both environments aren't random samples. they're selecting for certain types.
      It's this.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >guys working out in prison seem to make more gains than they "should"
      yeah because they "should" not get steroids in prison

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    > nurses are stealing "estrogen" from the medicine locker
    >estrogen makes their asses bigger
    ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the mind of a IST incel with a steatopygia fetish caused by years of porn addiction and social isolation

    pic unrelated

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm thinking about egg egg

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Constantly walking.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's because they're middle-aged and fat.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most tend to be overweight and walk a lot. You always have to be moving as a nurse or lifting patient. Same goes for their calfs being so big

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because they need to get bent over and fricked and their body's adapt to make that happen.

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