why do people drink alcohol? it's literal poison

why do people drink alcohol? it's literal poison

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To get laid

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alcohol has probably lowered my IQ by 20 points. Devil's drink. Have lost 7 years to it.

      >get drunk
      >confident enough to flirt with girls
      >take one to bed
      >too drunk to get hard

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        learn to be confident without alcohol. At the end of the night you'll stand out while all the other guys at the bar are completely sloshed

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >At the end of the night
          Fuck the end of the night, I'm not staying out sober. You'll stand out in your day to day life

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I can be confident without alcohol I'm just even more confident with it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This, a beer or two, let the competition defeat itself and remain lucid

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>take one to bed
        >>too drunk to get hard
        If you can't go 2-3 rounds after three beers you're very low T.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >three beers
          How about ten?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            this. there's no point in even going out drinking if I can't at least have 8 drinks minimum

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Blue chew brother

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How drunk do people get for it to interfere with sex?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Alcohol has probably lowered my IQ by 20 points. Devil's drink. Have lost 7 years to it.
        Drank myself into chronic pancreatitis. Nothing like knowing your pancreas is always on the verge of dying.
        At least I'm forced to eat a healthy diet and stay away from booze.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fucking sad degenerate cunt.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The alternative would be sitting around twiddling your thumbs. You lost IQ but you had fun doing it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >7 years PLUS the years knocked off your lifespan
        Same bro. I completely fucked my 20s up thanks to drinking every day, I went from fit debate champion with plans for Law school to a flunk-out alcoholic in the first year, I still don't have a career. I was a smart kid that thought he could get away with addiction, turns out I was a worthless dopamine addict all along..
        Now I'm about to finish my Bachelors of Technology in GIS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Low IQs as you see here

      it’s an acquired taste like pussy lol you can’t relate tho

      Beer tastes good

      Crippling depression and or terrible life circumstances as you see here

      Because life is shit and alcohol temporarily makes it less shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Low IQs as you see here

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >as you see here
        Im surprised you arent like the other nerds who keeps repeating
        >Simple as
        >Many such cases
        like a gnomish gay

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Haha seething

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that why you lift?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he means to have sex with women not with men

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it’s an acquired taste like pussy lol you can’t relate tho

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Beer tastes good

      (cheggd)
      kek, only real answer iit so far. people that call it poison or need it to get laid/drink away their sorrow don't know how to savour the little things in life

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Savage

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because life is shit and alcohol temporarily makes it less shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      makes it twice as shit the next day though

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I feel perfectly fine the next day. There are lots of ways to avoid or mitigate a hangover.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not the way I drink

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well you get to decide what you drink lol. I stick to vodka and beer all night, maybe some Jägermeister here and there. I have half a bottle of vodka at pre-drinking and then usually drink beer throughout the rest of the night with the occasional shot and I'm always good to go on the next day.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Literally how

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Like what? Besides water

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not binge drinking

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I mean it's all common sense but a fatty meal before drinking can help. If you want to keep it really simple get a bag of electrolyte powder and chug that shit down with water before bed or first thing in the morning, that alone will make the biggest difference. 15 minute of getting some fresh air, some easily digestible food (eggs with toasted bread for example) and you should be good to go. To me the 2nd biggest thing after the electrolytes is getting good quality sleep, so before I go out I really make sure that when I get home my bedroom is ready, nice, cool temperature, blinds are closed, no disturbances.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            drink again in the morning

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I feel perfectly fine the next day
          How old are you? I didn't get hangovers until my late 20s. Now I'm in my mind 30s but rarely drink and never get smashed so I haven't been hung over in a very long time. But if I did get drunk I'm sure id feel awful the next day.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not really, it just goes back to the normal level of shittyness

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There is no "next day", you just keep drinking.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Drink to catch a buzz, there is no reason to get drunk or blackout.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah if you chug beer like it's water all day and then down it with whiskey like a moron. you won't feel like shit if you drink sane ammounts of alcohol.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >be me
      >be 37
      >financially stuck in a hellish facade marriage and career I hate every single fucking day
      >alcohol is the only thing that takes the edge off at least momentarily

      Everyone copes with how gay life is in one way or another. Alcohol is one of the most popular ways

      alcohol aint gonn fix your life problems.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no it's not, but it sure makes dealing with them easier

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          fixing your problems will bring unimaginable relief

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Beer tastes good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Said no one ever

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Guinness Milk Stout tasted good. That's the only one though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe not American beer. But I can sure as shit tell you on a 45degree (Celsius) day when the sun blinds you and the ground cooks you from beneath, nothing better than an ice cold Aussie beer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bier schmeckt gut mitt ein Wurst oder mitt ein Schnitzel. Ich liebe ein Kartoffel salad mitt ein Pilz im Sommer. Dünkel oder Bock Bier im Winter, Rotbier im Herbst, Pilz im Frühling und Sommer.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tastes like piss

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >drinks bad beer

        Sounds like baby never tried to having a good beer.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Googoo gaga bro

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >This guy has never had a good brown ale
        Shame

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          love me a good brown ale. My favorite beer is an esb.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like giving up a little control on the weekends (I can do this because I can trust myself not to do any stupid shit no matter how drunk I am), be a bit more uninhibited, shoot the shit and not give a fuck, it creates the balance I need so I can focus on work during the week.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ok wait until you are at least 30

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >be 37
    >financially stuck in a hellish facade marriage and career I hate every single fucking day
    >alcohol is the only thing that takes the edge off at least momentarily

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He fell for the marriage meme
      You only have yourself to blame

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you ever marry a non virgin

      You deserve it kek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like it's time to end the marriage anon. Lol some men willingly relinquish control and power to a woman lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >financially stuck in a hellish facade marriage and career I hate every single fucking day

      My one true nightmare, Jesus fuck anon I hope you’re able to get out of that someday

      If you don’t mind me asking how do you know it’s a facade marriage and why did you get into it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >facade marriage
      Go on. Share with the class.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To avoid bullying and to fit it, it's for betas.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some wine with dinner is enjoyable

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Okay shlomo

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because not everybody is Muslim.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Drinking at home alone is retarded but drinking around other people is great.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this.
      Also if youre still in school. Try to see how much you can drink before people notice.
      Start with one beer in the morning and work your way up as high as possible..
      I was super skinny in highschool so people noticed at 1.5 liter beer.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Drinking at home alone is retarded but drinking around other people is great.
      Im a super introverted hermit, but when I drink I become an extreme extroverted chad.
      If I drink at home alone (rare) I will get an uncontrollable urge to leave my home and go out partying.
      So, I don't drink alone at home. I only drink at home if I have plans to go out later and I need to get a bit of a buzz for confidence before going out. I'm living in a foreign country with no friends so I go out alone and make new friends during the night, but I really need alcohol and other substances to switch my brain into chad mode before going out.
      Also, I'm 44 and I've always been a no more than one day a week drinker my whole life. But when I drink I always get drunk and bad hangover the next few days which makes me not want to drink again for a long time. The only times I've drunk daily is when I've gone overseas on holiday and was going out every night on the town, so I was obviously trying to make the most of my holiday.
      Having said all that, the last time I drank alcohol was in early January. Then, since then there was a covid wave, so I stayed home and started a 6 month cut. I was just focusing on losing fat and being healthy. I got down to somewhere between 10 and 12% bodyfat according to calipers and the navy method. I can see some upper abs and lower ab veins that I usually get when I'm lean. Now, I'm "maingaining" back the muscle I lost on the cut. Once I get the muscle back and then some, so that I don't look like a DYEL swimming in my clothes, I will start going out partying again every couple of weeks. I'm starting to get that itch to go out again.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They have friends to drink with

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't have friends and I drink alone at home

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Will never share a stein with a Central European girl
    NGMI

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How many dips for Bavarian gf?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GOD NO
      Don't fantasize about that, trust me

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are addicted

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone copes with how gay life is in one way or another. Alcohol is one of the most popular ways

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You shouldn't drink to cope with life. Praying to God is infinitely more effective. Since becoming a Christian I feel like nothing in life can shake me, because I realise that God is always with me.
      Having a drink everynow and again to relax and unwind is exactly what God intended alcohol to be used for - not to get drunk, and unable to control yourself.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think a lot of people just do it out of boredom honestly
    I used to think I had a drink addiction, until I realized I was just drinking when bored. Quitting was easy

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    makes me feel happy for once

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the sooner u realize that ur body is perishable and no matter how healthy u live u can still die from other bullshit and tomorrow is not guaranteed. enjoy ur life but practice moderation in all things, i wouldnt look down on u if u managed to do heroin and be functional. u’d be a will power god.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you should practice having sex in moderation lol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        where can i find that?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw going to OD

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    beer can taste alright and it's only good if you're with friends anyway

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because up until recently you couldn't make a living by selling furry cock vore for $50 per image. It was either do menial work and die at 50 if you're lucky or don't work and be dead by the end of the month. Up until 120 years ago 95% were not educated beyond basic arithmetics and a 3rd grade reading level while they had to farm manually to survive. And it's been like that since the time of the agricultural revolution so something like 12000 years. The times before that weren't exactly rosy either with a shit ton of larger predators around that would fuck our shit up regularly. Considering that, alcohol was just simply the easiest and most widely available cope there was to escape that shitty reality and make it more bearable for a few hours.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Considering that, alcohol was just simply the easiest and most widely available cope there was to escape that shitty reality and make it more bearable for a few hours.
      More like it's because you can store beer/wine for long periods. You can't store/carry water for a very long time without it going bad, people were making fermented beverages long before distillation was common and it would take a ton to "get drunk" and even after distilling became mainstream it was still used for this purpose. Oceanic sailors used to mix rum into their drinking water on long voyages to prevent it from getting stale (growing microbes) and making the crew ill.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if dark souls series games didnt have at least one poison level it wouldn't be a good game so dark souls is like life in many ways...

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bars are the only place I can easily meet women. Used to be a heavy drinker though so I I try to keep it to only one night a month now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ninth decile chad reporting in

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To escape from a shitty reality that we live in. If you need to drink to be around people (friends, potential fuck buddy, etc) then you are admitting that you actually don't like the person/people.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not drinking is a cope meme made by big water.
    My only issue with it is that it makes it hard for me to lose fat but I love the taste and working in a bar/distillery I get loads of free tasty high quality booze

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now yuo see

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For the same reason that animals will eat fermenting fruit, and little kids will spin around until they're falling down dizzy.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a fucking sickness. I recently quit for like a week after years of nightly drinking, and then I started again like a loser. Attempting to quit again tonight or tomorrow. I hate it so much.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      those fat tits make me less racist.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just laying my cards out on the table, being both an alcoholic and a coomer

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like Pina Coladas and you won't stop me from drinking them OP.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I make it myself as my family has done for generations and I drink it cause it tastes good, simple as

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alcohol is negative calories. So instead of stuffing my face with chips, I'll sip on some alcohol to satiate my appetite and craving to be doing something. Also feels good that my body expends more calories processing the alcohol than from the calories it could attempt to extract from it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this would only be the case if you were drinking pure ethanol, in which case you would probably die

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I usually sip on dry scotch, so it's not much different than ethanol + water + whatever notes are in it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As a guy who drinks way too much beer, I'd love to believe this but it sounds like alcoholic cope

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this would only be the case if you were drinking pure ethanol, in which case you would probably die

      I usually sip on dry scotch, so it's not much different than ethanol + water + whatever notes are in it.

      Wrong.
      You're referring to the thermic effect of food, which for alcohol is around 1-2 kcal/g. However, alcohol provides about 7 kcal/g, so it still provides a net positive caloric intake. This is unaffected by the concentration.
      On the other hand, ice water requires energy to bring it up to body temperature; 1 L of ice-cold water consumes 37 kcal.
      Solid ice also has to melt, which uses even more calories. 1 kg of ice consumes 117 kcal (80 cal/g heat of fusion, 1cal/gC specific heat capacity * 37C).

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how many calories does an ice bath burn then

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's a bit more complex since there's no easy endpoint at body temperature like there is when you consume the water.
          But if you really want to know, here's how you could measure it:
          1. Weigh solid ice out
          2. Prepare an ice bath with a known volume of water of a known temperature
          3. Leave it out for as long as your bath would be
          4. Drain (strain?) and weigh remaining solid ice
          5. Weigh some more solid ice out
          6. Prepare an ice bath with the same volume of water at the same temperature
          7. Take the bath
          8. Drain and weigh remaining solid ice
          The first bath approximates how much heat comes in from the air, the sides of the tub, etc.
          The difference in heat change between the two baths is the heat input from your body, which is equal to calories burned
          Rather than straining and weighing you could also try to time how long it takes for all the ice to melt to establish two rates and then the difference is the rate of calorie expenditure

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rummies are more sensitive than weedfags lol
    admit you have a problem and stop doing it loser

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like to crank open a cold one after I lift

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I used to drink I was carefree and happy because I would love life between one drink and another ,now that I'm barely drinking it's all so slow my mind is blasted with thoughts and I think I became kinda depressed when I'm alone ,on the other hand my body looks better I guess so I don't even know if stoping being alcoholic was worth it...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      take the substances pill anon, stop giving a shit and do whatever you want

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty much the only way people talk to me is if either I'm a drink or two in, or we both are. Sucks to suck but it is what it is

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any reason in particular why you wouldn't want to poison yourself, anon?

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Euphoria.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do people eat vegetables, all of them have literal poison in them.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Beer is unhealthy but it's not poison like other alcoholic drinks and coke.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it's not poison like other alcoholic drinks
      the alcohol is the poison. beer has alcohol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's the worst booze?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'd say beer because of how much you have to drink just to have any effect. Guys drink like 12-18 beers a night.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Gin.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everything is a poison in the right dose. You can poison yourself with water.
    Don't drink a Norfload of beer, don't experience negative health effects. Wow amazing.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have essential tremors and its the only thing that alleviates my symptoms

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Beer has a unique taste, some people really like it

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    being dumb is fun for a while when surrounded by good friends, same with weed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >for a while

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >aspie, social loser, pretty fit according to normie standards
    >decide to go drinking one day with cousins
    >post stories on garden gnomegram.
    >get story likes by a few qts
    >2weekslater.png
    >decide to go clubbing
    >ask an autistic online fren and tell I'd wing for him
    >indaclub.exe
    >put up stories
    >put up a story with qt3.14 i just pulled
    >make out with qt3.14
    >get dms from qt frens
    >take a femoid on a club date
    >had seggs afterwards

    Sobertards stay losing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >seggs
      Go back.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The most cringe thing you could possibly do is post pics of you with some club thot you just picked up lmao. Reeks of desperation. That’s why this fake and gay.
      If you’re not in your late teens/early 20s I would legit be embarrassed af if I woke up the next morning and found out I posted pics of me with some dumbass club thot for the entire world to see.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Dilates your arteries
    >Makes blood clots less likely
    >Thins your blood better than aspirin
    >Lowers your risk of DEATH by 30%
    >Gives you confidence and makes you immune to pain
    "Nothin' personal, kid."

    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3043109/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your arteries
      blood clots less likely
      your blood better than aspirin
      your risk of DEATH by 30%
      you confidence and makes you immune to pain
      >"Nothin' personal, kid."
      Increases testosterone by 20% in low doses.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >low dose
        >0.5g/kg
        >45g/90kg
        They sure sure 45g of alcohol is considered low dose?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That is about 3 standard drinks if my math is right

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, but never heard 3 drinks are low dose

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              2 drinks is the recommended daily limit for men as it has negligible health effects. I don’t think 3 is that much higher tbqh, but I’d like to see the study don’t on test levels and 2 standard drinks.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So this explains why anti beer lads are so whiny they are all low test, and why beer chads slay since they get constant test boosts

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >low dose increases test
        This explains why every natty lite or busch drinker is a chad. It's basically water with a hint of alcohol.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        beer fags seethe, it's never healthy to drink anything other than water, hydro homies is where it's at

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/6df1GRn.png

      your arteries
      blood clots less likely
      your blood better than aspirin
      your risk of DEATH by 30%
      you confidence and makes you immune to pain
      >"Nothin' personal, kid."
      Increases testosterone by 20% in low doses.

      >DUDE IT'S MY HECKIN STUDY FUNDED BY SHADY ORGANIZATIONS THAT SHOWS MY DEGENERATE HABIT IS ACTUALLY GOOD

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. Low test alcohol abstainer

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Islam is right about alcohol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most muslims drink alcohol, especially turks

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's just a disobedient Muslim dude. It's still not allowed by the religion

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Poison to cure poison

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got plastered off of 6 beers today, so let me put my two cents in.

    Alcohol gives me a sense of euphoria that i hardly ever experience when sober. I drink it to stave off the feeling of FOMO, in the sense that my weekend time is flying by too quickly for me to have any fun, and alcohol basically slows down time a bit so I can convince myself that I made the most out of my weekend. I am fully aware that this is a horrid addiciton, but thankfully I don't drink during the workdays. I'm pretty confident my gains are down the tubes due alcohol, but my brain keeps kekking me out of doing what is right and staying off the shit. Just another mental mountain for me to conquer I suppose.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >there are >"people" who drink ze piss water ITT
    man and I though /LULZ/ was full of losers.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fun

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It reduces your inhibitions so you can act out, and if something goes wrong you can just blame the alcohol.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    druk shat the bed with gf next to me
    what to much pfeffi does to a bro

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      German?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        jawohl

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's why you should be taking NAC about half an hour before drinking. And drink only in moderation. Anything more is degenerate and will lead to poor health. Moderation is key.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    look at modern world
    wanna poison myself
    whats so hard to understand

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like it.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dissociative effect

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    some of it tastes good, getting drunk can be fun, no actual negative health effects unless you really overdo it (if you have no self-control then you should kys anyway) so why the fuck not?

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because life is short and suicide is too final

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's FUNNY poison.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do some people exist sober? It's poison on the mind if you're above 110 IQ

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because alcohol confidence is literally the only way I've been able to pull girls

    I went on a first date 100% sober once and it was a disaster

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no lie but you will only attract low quality women who can ONLY settle. And you yourself are on your way to become a fatty that wears jeans and polos

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >drank maybe once a week, maybe over the weekend
    >Lock down hit
    >Found myself drinking 3 beers a day, more on weekends, not doing any workouts
    >Even when the gyms reopened I was saying "fuck it, beer day" and going like 2 times a week
    >Go on vacation, anaesthetic as hell
    >Drinking constantly
    >Comes to a head when I blackout on the last night, pissing off everyone, spending the entire night vomitting
    >Could hardly eat or drink for the next week, I was so nauseous and weak
    >Lost like 15lbs
    >Have come to god moment
    Haven't touched the fucking poison since and I'm more aesthetic and strong than I've ever been in my life

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Haven't touched the fucking poison
      Its good that you are on your way to a better life you will fuck up again cause it sounds like you don't want to admit you have a problem. Instead you blame alcohol like everyone goes down your path when in reality literally anything can do this to you since you can't admit its your own fault. Another thing will come up where you lose control and once again you will blame something or someone else.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, I fully acknowledge the problem lies in my inability to self-moderate. I've just decided that a totalist approach is my best option.
        Can you blame me for using some vitrol in describing my vice in a bid to harden myself against it?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh in that case sorry. I am dumb and assume the worst in people here on IST. Please continue to push forward towards that brighter future anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's your fault for being a fucking gay with no self-control, literally everyone who calls alchohol poison is some retard that gets addicted to literally everything and can't enjoy things in moderation, a sad existence
      how the fuck do you even get addicted to beer of all things, don't you have anything better to do? I might get drunk maybe once or twice a month or less but it's definitely not something I would want to do each day

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >how the fuck do you even get addicted to beer of all things
        >I definitely can't do that!
        >Me me me!
        >I am better!
        Although the anon is sad for losing himself, you are a soft pussy bitch for kicking people who are down. You might as well punch some guy in a wheelchair and tell everyone how badass you are. Trying being more objective and not turn the story into how great you think you are, you insecure fuck

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I am being objective, all these morons calling alcohol poison and trying to pass it a fact simply because they can't control themselves aren't and I see that way too often

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I am being objective
            >Still can't understand why someone would get addicted to alcohol
            >Look at me! Im not addicted!
            the anon is right, you an insecure gay that can't even admit to being dumb

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              my comment about how stupid being addicted to beer is seems to have struck a nerve, I wonder who really is the insecure gay here

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >my original post was about something that is quite common but im either too dumb to realize this or i really want everyone to tell me im special for not being like alcoholics
                >n..no! you're insecure!
                which one is it retard? are you a retard or insecure? even if you dont answer, you will know for sure you are one of these 2 now that someone has pointed it out

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                my original comment was also about how pretty much EVERYONE who calls alcohol poison is an idiot with no self-control which means alcohol really isn't a poison and most people can enjoy it with no problems
                even if you think addiction is "common" it doesn't make it any less dumb
                the rest is you seething over a comment I made about common sense behavior using myself as an example

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the rest is you seething
                the only one seething is you since everyone told you that you aren't special and a massive gay for wanting some kind of special award for not being an alcoholic

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >everyone told you
                literally who you schizo, it's just you
                your post is such a huge projection holy shit, you're the only one thinking I wanted an award or whatever
                says a lot about you that you even think people would consider not being an alcoholic that can't enjoy a fucking beer in moderation some big feat

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >says a lot about you
                >its just you, you schizo
                >you are the only one
                >you
                >projection
                >why cant you just tell me im special for not being an alcoholic!
                if its just me then why are you still here? face it, you seething and coping hard here. No one gives a fuck if you drink, smoke, exercise, whatever. nobody gives a fuck about someone who tries to draw attention to themselves like you gay

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lmao keep projecting and seething my dude

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                keep bragging about how you arent an alcoholic anon! im sure everyone is going to give you the special attention you want

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it literally is poison though, nobody would disagree with that. Your body immediately works on flushing it out of your system as soon as it enters your body. Doesn't matter if you had one drink or ten
                >t. regular drinker

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >how the fuck do you even get addicted to beer of all things
        alcohol is an addictive substance, it doesn't matter what kind of drink it is. It just takes beer and wine drinkers longer to develop a drinking problem than people who drink hard liquor

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    t. Abdullah Khan

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you look at the stereotypical beer drinking dudes they look like they have more test than any ottermode gay ever will

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ottermode fags drink cosmopolitans and apple martinis haha!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't know how many bikers go through AA my dude

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that’s more to do with living on the edge and leading a rough life haha!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If you look at anyone who tries real hard to look hard
      >These people are all high test
      Absolute grade school child trying his best to look tough mode here. The only time anyone actually looks high test is during sports, socializing with everyone, or helping others.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Fuck the Globohomo

      >bald
      >fat
      >alcoholic
      >acting tough
      gayest poster on /fit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Fuck the Globohomo

        forgot the
        >mantits

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >having a huge gut and manboobs is high test

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If you look at the stereotypical beer drinking dudes they look like they have more test than any ottermode gay ever will
      cope. beer is basically liquid estrogen

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because I can’t stop

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Problem with alcohol is it is brutally difficult for many to drink responsibly, and end up getting addicted and drinking to suppress/numb their life pains. For this reason alone I'm not a fan of it, even though I do enjoy a beer every once in a while. Though I haven't had for 2 years since I moved away from my friends, and I dont miss it at all (which I thank god for because I've seen how my father cannot go one day without it). I am probably going to give it up altogether. Chilled coke or Pepsi satisfies that craving for me that a beer does just as well.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Its so hard to drink alcohol that everyone I know is an alcoholic
      >I went 2 years without it!!!
      >Soda does the same thing that beer does
      holy fuck you sound like a massive gay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lol alchies so triggered when you post shit about enjoying being sober.
        Fact of the matter is if you need booze/drugs to have fun you are actually the loser. Unironically true. But you won’t realize this until you sober up for longer than a week and learn to enjoy life without drugging yourself. I used to drink myself into the ground every weekend cuz of fomo and when I finally stopped I realized what a waste it all was.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >there is no other possible explanation other than everyone here is alcoholic!
          >it cant possibly be true that we are gays for wanting special attention for not taking drugs!
          whats next? wanting an award for staying out of jail?

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It turns off the part of my brain that overthinks everything and convinces me to bitch out of doing anything I want to do.

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When you find some good shit it not only tastes good but the drunkenness is really enjoyable. You literally just have to be responsible, that’s it, literally adulthood 101.

    That being said, don’t drink every day, try and keep it to social outings and special occasions. Though, there is many an old-fart that swears by one glass of wine or glass of liquor a day and those fucks are old af.

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    slow motion suicide

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't given up alcohol completely yet but I'm pretty done with beer
    >gut-inducing
    >grain sludge
    >not even high ABV

    wine is superior in every way, beer was made for Sumerian/Egyptian peasants and wine from Greco-Scythian warriors

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    one drink isn't gonna kill you my dude.

    even back in the golden days of tradwife primitive living that you probably idolize so much dudes were boozing hard

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you really take the time to reflect on it you'll come to realize you don't even like how booze makes you feel. you're really just chasing the effects of the first few doses you had, which will never come back.

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alkohol was a legal way for me to get away from the reality of growing up and taking responsability. Instead i became a shut in neet that drank every evening and shitposted, wasting years of my best years in life away.

    I regret it to this day that i live in this country where alcohol is that cheap and easily to get. Destroyed my life. I now suffer the consequences of years of supressed feelings and anguish over the things i could have and lost, on how i treated people. How i let down the people i love. This kinda broke me into pieces, but as of right now i am collecting the pieces and putting them together with the help of medication, therapy soon hopefully, and complete and utter abstinence from alcohol. Don't go down that route. The bottle always seems easier but it is a false promise. Alcohol is evil, and the cheaper the alcohol is in your country, the more your state hates you. (See: Germany, 6 pack of beer for 1,69€)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      unironically this but with the internet instead of alcohol

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's a sad hobby. It anesthetizes the brain, does not register any memory and prevents reasoning. And a time killer. I prefer to discover/do interesting things... I've drunk a lot, now at 34 I regret it. No benefits, only damage.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, luckily 34 isn't really that old

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a cheap and easily accessible method of enjoying oneself. Sure, it's not healthy to go overboard with drinking, but it's also silly to demonize it and pretend that you're so much better than other people for not drinking.

    Anons who don't drink like to delude themselves into thinking they're delaying gratification for some later, greater gratification, but they're not. Their excessive self-discipline isn't going to lead to any transcendent greatness or fame or whatever it is they think is going to fill that autism-sized whole in their souls. In fact, they likely will never even be friends with anyone who achieves extreme greatness or fame. And yet they're willing to sacrifice small enjoyments like drinking with friends—enjoying being young and in the company of others while doing so—for some abstract idea of discipline and success that, even if they achieve it, will likely render them less satisfaction than having had some enjoyment along the way. I've experienced the wealth, position, and professional success that comes with later adulthood, but I'd be willing to trade most of it away to be able to travel back in time to when life was new, exciting, and I was enjoying myself with friends, often with alcohol. Of course you can forgo experiences like these, but honestly you should take advantage of them while you still can. There's always time to be boring and alone when you're old, no sense wasting your youth in austerity as well.

    Alcohol may be "poison," but it's also fueled some of the greatest societies in history. Egyptians drank beer. The ancient Greeks and Romans drank win. The history of England and the United States goes hand in hand with alcohol, while all the shittiest cultures in world history—Muslims, Native Americans (prior to contact, and they invented nothing), etc.—are steeped in intentional or accidental alcoholic sobriety.

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    actually men who occasionally drink alcohol have stronger erections and are less likely to develop ED.

    >occasionally is the key word

    if you drink every single weekend you're just as gay as the bros that don't drink at all.

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because this world is fucking stupid
    t. I came from the front page and I'm not fit

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why should i drink when i can use MDMA and LSD without dealing with any kind of hangover?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >MDMA
      >no hangover
      teach me master

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >in the wild west guys were literally adding shit like gunpowder and acid to high proof alcohol to show how manly they were
    >they only stopped when more women came to those remote settlements and told them what they were doing was disgusting
    unironically just men wanting to appear tough, same with a lot of substance

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't drink it since it dries out your skin and makes you look old

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because almost 2 years after my divorce i want to kill my self

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What doesn't kill you makes you stronger bro

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My ex wife took my strength in the divorce

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You need to stop moping about it and get back on the horse. Get yourself out there.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She also took the horse in the divorce

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bavarian style wheat beer is the only alcohol I'll drink. Everything else is shit.

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tastes good

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't. Next question.

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have cut down significantly on alcohol since hitting 30+years. the belly fat is harder to vanquish and the hang over seems to cling harder with age.

    favorite beers were coors banquet, gennesee, PBR and that torpedo. basically smooth nutty piss paired with shots of a nice bourbon.
    I still drink on the weekends from time to time, albeit alone or for celebrating. but as time passes alcohol just makes be feel like a wistful, depressive oldfag

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same reason I sometimes eat rat poison

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rat poison is great for cutting weight.

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are people incapable of having 1-3 drinks, and calling it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      presumably if they were capable of that they would also leave IST

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's an addictive drug

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because I hate my wagie life and want to end it sooner, but I’m too much of a pussy to an hero because I don’t want my mom and dad to be sad.

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best thing about these threads is the amount of seethe from drinkers about non-drinkers, writing walls of text about benefits and moderation and how much their missing out on.
    Thanks but I'm just not going to drink it.

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To drown unbearable and inconciliable pain derived from a troubled past. Regret, shame, emptiness, collapse of self identity, self loathing and crippling depression/anxiety will push your mind to seek comfort in anything readily available. I know it is poison and it is destroying my mind and body, but the couple of hours of relief from the suicidal inducing thoughts already mentioned will overwhelm any sense and knowledge of self-destruction. I am in a non stop regret mindset, literally 24/7. The only thing that numbs this shit out is alcohol. If only there was a magic button that would end it all, without hurting loved ones (parents) I would’ve pressed it a long long time ago. If you have not gone through REALLY tough moments in life, you have no fucking clue what it is like, and how it absorbs EVERY single aspect of your consciousness, and how little by little it decays you until you feel like “butter spread over too much bread”. Yes, I hate my life, yes, I would love to end it all, but the hurt this would cause to my parents prevents me from going through with it, unfortunately. Don’t judge others, you don’t know the shite they are going through. And no, being fit has not helped one bit. Life is a bitch and a big joke.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm very sorry you're feeling that way, anon. What's going on? I'm struggling with a realization about myself that's too awful to put into words but which I don't see any easy out from, so as far as it goes, I can relate to where you're coming from. If nothing else, I have compassion for your situation. Keep your head up, king.

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because I've never once been able to get laid not nearly black out.

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It temporarily gives me the ability to verbally communicate with normies without hating myself.

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