Why do people on here pretend to drink raw milk?

Why do people on here pretend to drink raw milk?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    nearly all of us have atleast 10 acres and make 250k wfh it just makes sense we'd all drink raw milk

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      how do you do that while also browsing IST 18 hours a day?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Working on a laptop, while in a tractor working the fields and getting sucked off by a hot village chick.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've got some raw milk for you right here, buddy
    *nuts on OP*

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to drink it. got it through a cow share and had it delivered to a communal lockbox in an alley in the hipster part of town.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you know they pretend to? I'll soon join them because I finally found the only seller that ships raw milk to my address.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they're schizos who think that raw milk has occult powers

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would use my 10$ a gallon Raw milk occult powers to foresee happiness in your future but you don't believe in me so it won't work 🙁

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they sell raw milk kefir in Bulgaria in almost every specialty store and it's 3 lewa from bio organic certified grass fed cows
    3 lewa is a dollar fifty for 500ml
    pop three raw eggs in that sucker from my neighbors chickens who run around all day with their wiener, so they're fertilized eggs for maximum myostatin inhibiting fillostatinmaxxing through fertilized eggmaxxing and have some danish buttercookies
    that's my postworkout
    i hate Black folk
    that is all

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      kefir is no local to us
      Thus it's prepackaged, overpriced crap.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah sure and you probably drink ayran from fake low fat milk from cows that have never seen green pastures and you eat banica from drowned in seed oils
        piss off

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't cook my milk, I just take it out of the fridge and pour it in a glass.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wdym "RAW milk"?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      uncooked milk

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      uncooked milk

      Milk that people have been drinking for thousands of years

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought non-UHT was semi-raw

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I pretend to advocate for anything I want to see tested out before I use it.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get the question
    people cook milk before drinking it ?

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    In college I met this Indian guy who drank half a gallon of milk a day because he thought it would make his skin lighter. I'd imagine it's something like that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he thought it would make his skin lighter
      It's crazy how non-whites are all about skin lightening. My childhood friends/neighbors were half white half Indian and they were all insane about putting on SPF 100 sunscreen every time we went outside to avoid getting any browner.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I work on a dairy farm, I have infinite free raw milk.
    May as well. It really doesn't taste that different. Haven't gotten sick or anything.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I work on a dairy farm, I have infinite free raw milk.
      Are you sucking it directly from the teet?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        as God intended

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whats wrong with that? Would you prefer to suck it from a wiener? Gtfo pussy

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah we have milking machines, I've been kicked in the face before so I don't really want to stick my head in there again

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          IN there ? not DOWN there ?
          where tf were you putting your mouth dawg

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            what happens on dairy farm stays on dairy farm

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    same reason people eat raw meat
    double digit IQ

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm unironically immuno-compromised and drank raw milk for a while because i was trying probiotics stuff, i quit because i am too lazy to walk to the farm every other day.
    the effects were mostly improved digestion and quick weight gain (much more fat in raw milk), the taste is richer and it can last like a week+ in the fridge aswell.
    i had no bad effects whatsoever, i started with like a cup a day, and eventually drank a liter every day or so. i only quit because i'm too lazy to walk to the farm every other day, and i have a small fridge to put many bottles in it.

    people who cry and piss their pants about shit like this are moronic, i also refused the clotshot and never got any covid symptoms, never tested positive, according to my doctors i have risked death daily like 3 years straight.
    as an average person you can probably lick an unwashed raw chicken breast dry, and not get sick.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you meant raw as in straight from the cow's breasts, then most people doesn't
    some utter morons may do it, but they get sick all the time, and will never admit it out of embarrassment
    even rural people are boiling their milks before consumption, don't believe the "trad larpers", we didn't discover fire to eat raw stuff like a moron

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      nobody boiled milk prior to pasteur during the industrialization smartass, why did i

      https://i.imgur.com/8lxvDBO.jpg

      i'm unironically immuno-compromised and drank raw milk for a while because i was trying probiotics stuff, i quit because i am too lazy to walk to the farm every other day.
      the effects were mostly improved digestion and quick weight gain (much more fat in raw milk), the taste is richer and it can last like a week+ in the fridge aswell.
      i had no bad effects whatsoever, i started with like a cup a day, and eventually drank a liter every day or so. i only quit because i'm too lazy to walk to the farm every other day, and i have a small fridge to put many bottles in it.

      people who cry and piss their pants about shit like this are moronic, i also refused the clotshot and never got any covid symptoms, never tested positive, according to my doctors i have risked death daily like 3 years straight.
      as an average person you can probably lick an unwashed raw chicken breast dry, and not get sick.

      not get sick? am i so special? why did none of the other dozens of people i'd see buying it get sick?
      if you get sick from raw milk its due to contamination with something else, not from the milk.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They may or may not heat their milk, depends on how well they treat their milkers. It's also likely that the raw milk drinkers did their research and that their milk is heated to a specific temp, a temp lower than the over-cooked milk purchased at a grocer, because high temps destroy important nutrients.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      so true my fellow xhir
      i know by science that nobody (all bodys are perfect), actually lives near a farm like trad larper incels believe, all citizens of the world live in vancouver like i do, i know this because one time on the way to my wifeys boyfriend house we got lost and ended up in some woods.
      i immediately got a panic attack so bad i felt like thanos was fighting the hulk and black panther rigth next to me!
      i can't wait until the whole world knows the epic taste of almond bean milk!

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pretend
    dude there is a coop five minutes from my house
    i mean it would be weird, but if i wanted to I bet i could pay that homie money to suck straight from the cows tit.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretend? I just drank a quart of raw milk.

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