Why do pretty girls usually have no ass?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Most women are average, 5/10, which is a redundant statement, but needs to be said.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      isn't breasts part of the physique

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You know some boob exercises?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah. Licks to orgasm 10x3

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          pregnancy, 1 set of 9 months till failure

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That sacrifices the figure though, you might as well say just gain 40 pounds

            I'm changing "physique" to "figure" to appease that fricking autistic homosexual

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So if one would choose breasts instead of physique then the woman could just workout for the physique later?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe. But what if she loses weight and it reveals a somehow still unpleasant physique? Women can look barrel chested. Hell, I've seen women that look like penguin from batman.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        breasts = fat distribution
        physique = bone structure
        is my guess

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No, bone structure is bone structure
          Fat distribution is fat distribution
          breasts are breasts
          And physique is how slim you are

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >And physique is how slim you are
            not really.
            >the shape and size of a human body
            physique is pretty much everything aside from face.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Fair enough if everything is completely literal
              Is there another word for your musculature and your "slimness", etc? In bodybuilding they call it a physique. I don't come on IST to argue dictionary so you must have it professor

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Is there another word for your musculature and your "slimness", etc?
                Lean body mass

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I already remembered the word, I'm going with "figure" because lean body mass obviously isn't the same thing

                You can measure a fat person's lean body mass anyway

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Physique and face. You don't need breasts if she has a big IST ass.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe, but I still want big breasts on a woman so I might have to sacrifice face

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ah, the Rammstein approach

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick doesn't choose face and physique, a baby that needs mommy milky?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I guess that means you're sterile

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The average American woman is a 3/10

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The curse of shartinmartistan.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Biden's famine will make American women thin again, mashallah

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Face physique.
      Rolling dice for feet.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Being pretty is unusual and having a great ass is unusual.
    Having both at the same time is even more unusual.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    shoo shoo hungry skeleton

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pretty. much a no from me gringo.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You think she's pretty?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only 'pretty' girls who have no ass are auschwitz-tier dyel b***hes who don't even lift and just rely entirely on their pretty faces. Funnily enough they're usually the girls who dress more 'modestly' and literally cope with dresses. Unironically the tradwife meme.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >schizo rambling

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She has a butterface.
    No it's not even a butterface, her body is slim like a skeleton.
    No breasts or ass or hips, her thighs are nonexistent and her face is plain af.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If they would have a big donkey Black person ass, they wouldn't be pretty, of course.
    Duh.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because you like boy bodies and haven't taken the architect pill yet

    If you actually achieve anything bodybuilding or powerlifting wise, it will come naturally to you

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Got sauce for me my good man? I think I know who right is

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Right is @ans_leey I was disappointed when I saw what her face looked like without the mask tbh.

        Left is @angievarona

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I was disappointed when I saw what her face looked like without the mask tbh
          wew lad you're not wrong, yeesh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Where did their breasts go?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    from my homemade research th conclusion are (all natural no plastic surgery etc):
    - small breasts ---> normal/nice ass
    - big breasts ---> gross/ugly ass

    i think lot depend on the breasts weight, having to deal with moving mass change you structure

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because they've already made it. A good ass is made in the gym. If you were already valuable because of genetics, you wouldn't feel the need to compensate. For example, look at male comedians. You don't see them getting jacked because they don't have to.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's what makes them pretty. Poop is stored in the ass so women with bigger asses have lots and lots of poop from being gross disgusting slobs.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because you aren't an assman

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where exactly is the pretty girl??Good face usually goes with good body genetics, sage for nonsense trash thread

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