Why do rock stars always have amazing bodies, and big dicks, if they don't exercise, eat horrible, always party and consume high amounts of drugs?
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Why do rock stars always have amazing bodies, and big dicks, if they don't exercise, eat horrible, always party and consume high amounts of drugs?
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Plenty of them exercise, but the ones that are constantly on drugs are usually too strung out to eat very much and sweat out all the water they drink performing
i had the same question since i was a teen. it's weird.
These bodies are all shit.
post yours gay
Slash wasn’t into alcohol and drugs
Oh wait I was thinking about axl rose
kek, this cunt is off the rails these days. Used to watch his vids but man, lately. NGMI
When you're broke and trying to make it, a cocaine addiction can be motivating.
When you've made it, a cocaine addiction is terrible.
Isnt rollins straight edge?
Rollins was a power lifter.
Lol the dude trains like crazy and doesn't take anything.
Most of the rockstars spend most of their time in the gym actually.
There were very few rockstars who were truly absolute junkies.
The answer is always roids. Most NBA/NFL players are degenerate morons who drink and party every day, it doesn't matter because they roid. Roids ARE a magical juice that fixes all your problems.
They all stay skinny because they just don't eat
Is that Oliver Sykes? I'm listening to bmth rn
No, but now that you mention it, they look alike.
because they lie about their habits and have money
Is he natty? He claims to be straight edge
Steroids are straight edge
Steroids are cooler than being edge though
Anabolic is edge. Get over it.
Very possible. I am about this and natty. Typically it seems dudes shoulders become INSANE on roids. He's pretty normal looking to me.
Alot of them do exercise though
Do so much drugs you barely eat, easy
Partying, doing alot of drugs, and performing are pretty physically taxing... Not to mention railing countless groupies
Theyre just lean.
causal relation in the other direction. You have to be chad first to become famous singer
literally the opposite is true. most rock stars were spergy outcasts (one example: kurt cobain)
Being “spergy outcast” doesn’t mean shift. He was talking about looks.
Self selecting group. You have tons of out of shape musicians, and they don't make because they look like shit.
Sometimes talent will overcome looks
>three chord strummoron trash
I fucking hate normie music so fucking much.
>see blues based lead guitarist
>calls him 3 chord strummoron
This is a pretty retarded take, anon. Plus, his stuff with Brent Hinds is pretty fuckin far from normie music, you uncultured zoomer trash.
Okay so I googled some of his most popular songs and looked up how to play them.
Goodbye carolina - six chords
One day she's here - five chords
Rita is gone - eight chords
Side door - seven chords
If you include arpeggios he probably averages around seven chords, with those chords arranged into groups of three or so for different parts of the composition (verse, chorus, bridge). This is EXTREMELY normie level songwriting and instrumentation. There is nothing impressive about this music, and it doesn't require nearly the amount of talent that a moderately challenging classical piece would require. Compare: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPnVEVnI9-U
Real music contains more variation in instrumentation, rhythm, mode, and notation than this ugly gay has on entire albums. You have shit taste just like 99% of people. have a nice day.
>contains more variation
In a single song of real music compared to entire albums of normieshit
>measuring the quality of music by the number of chords used
I don't even like this guys music you're just a fag.
>this genre doesn't sound like this genre
You're a fuckin retard, and the point remains that he's not a 3 chord strum moron, you pretentious retarded zoomer gay. You have no real appreciation for music and only "like" things that you think make you seem enlightened. I'm surprised you didn't link me some free-form jazz, you cock guzzling, shitty taste in music gay.
Also, the point of me posting him was specifically because he's so ugly yet successful. You again have proven that you have no idea what you're talking about, don't know how to read, are barely able to string together a coherent sentence, and are extremely jealous that this fatass who looks like he has down syndrome slams more hot tight puss than you've ever seen, while you jack off into the same sock every night listening to accordions, you goddamned retarded gay.
These guys always remind me of the friends I had in high school who turned me on to buckethead. They thought Radiohead was the best band ever for reasons that were never explained to me. They did however laughingly tell me about Buckethead and said you'll probably like this it's just a bunch of wanking.
>AHHHHH I LISTEN TO COMPLEX AND COMPLICATED MUSIC BECAUSE IT MAKES ME SMARTER THAN YOU NORMIES WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO LISTEN TO MUSIC THAT THEY ACTUALLY ENJOY WHY DOES NO ONE WANT TO TALK TO ME
You know that there are seven standard chords in a key right? That includes at least 1 diminished chord.
If he is incorporating every chord in the key i suggest you Fuck off with your jazzy buckshot
>dumb bro moment
Most contemporary music of the last 70 years, spanning every genre except for jazz, only uses 3-7 chords per song. Songs that don’t have a bridge often use 3-6 chords. Give your head a shake
>If it's popular then it's bad. I only like real music, as played by a spaz on an electric keyboard.
he was implying that pop music sucks, in case you didn't notice:
>Real music contains more variation in instrumentation, rhythm, mode, and notation than this ugly gay has on entire albums. You have shit taste just like 99% of people. have a nice day.
that anon was implying the exact opposite of what you think
what's with you people and not being able to interpret simple posts?
I was agreeing with him, retard.
>give your head a shake
>i was agreeing with him
>There is nothing impressive about this music, and it doesn't require nearly the amount of talent that a moderately challenging classical piece would require
the purpose of music isn't to be technically impressive and the purpose of good technique is to properly express the feelings intended by the composer. how difficult a piece is to execute is completely irrelevant to how good it is.
the classical circlejerk over technique only exists because there are no good composers left so all that's left for you to do is masturbate over who can do the best cover version of some Chopin piece that's actually just a really hard piano exercise he made to troll his students and not a proper piece of music.
Objectively good take. Don't let these retards drag you down.
Anons, you can like something while recognizing its simplicity.
Yeah, isn't it a weird coincidence that everyone who is a famous musician also happens to be incredibly attractive? It's as if being super attractive makes you a good musician right?
Extroversion is a trait of socially desired people and narcissists. Introversion is a trait of autists and psychopaths.
Smart words, also wow what a coincidence that a sperg prefers to be alone, I don't even know how people can be extroverted
Talking to most people is so painful, I know that real chads don't not call people normies and accept we're the same but I can't take those zoomer normies, I would rather be alone training or meditating than to talk to them
stimulants suppress appetite. they are just lean. also the big dicks are just average dicks its just that rock band members are like 5'5''
performing a 4 hour rock concert is harder than literally any workout any of you nogs have ever experienced. they burn more calories singing, jumping around, pissing on little girls, and jacking off on stage than your shitty little squats routine
Chad does whatever the fuck he wants and constantly improves while virgin self improovers are minmaxxing and still degrading.
My chad friend literally eats whatever the fuck he wants. He smokes, drinks and snorts. His alcohol consumption is maybe 4x mine and even mine is too much. Eats literal sweets, chocolate, coca cola, takeaway and oven food. He is constantly improving though, any, and i mean ANY time he walks into a bar, gathering or event the women are swooning over him and often make comments about riding him taking him straight home. He fucks nonstop. You cant take him anywhere due to the thirst he gets. I have 2 other chad friends also in my other friend groups. Their teeth are perfect, square head and jaw, height abs and bodyweight. Skin flouroshing.
Me on the other hand? 6/10 normie , can never lose that belly fat as any cut or anything just makes my arms, neck and shoulders skinnier instead of belly. Face is a shitshow despite my diet being far better than theirs at anytime i have 2 if everytype of acne - sensitive cysts, blackhead, whitehead, scab or irritating swollen bumps. My teeth are yellowing. My skin isnt glowing as even a bit of chocolate makes me feel like shit.
I knew a guy who was practically homeless and unemployed with nonstop shit diet and drink, he fucked nonstop at parties. PERFECT teeth , jaw, skull etc.
>American lying about his "friends" or "people he knows" again
Why are Americans like this?
No way he is American we don't use the term sweets
are you me? what the fuck
On top of genetics, mood and lifestyle matter as well.
the Minmaxer probably spends so much sedentary isolated on their computer, despite the "Selfimproving" and all of their problems in life they constantly worry about, and stress over. Stress is a big reason for early balding.
I honestly think the best "self improvement" any incel, virgin, or whatever would benefit from would be getting the fuck off of the internet. All forms of it, not just social media(where often times these guys only get off mainstream social media because their profiles scream incel and they get no interaction. instead they spend just as much even more time on forums and youtube.). Second and only after you solve that first would be developing some kind of meditation routine so you can learn to control your mind and shut down negative thoughts, the monkey chatter that constantly arises. and constantly pumping your mind with positivity. and third would be doing real world shit that isn't based on an internet connnection. doesn't matter what it is, you could be a homebody and play on your console and read books and you will certainly have a greater appreciation than when your mind was acustomed to the constant stimulation that comes with fucking off on the internet.
This is the hard truth.
Chads are degenerate not the 4chan garbage of a goody 2 shoes.
They would kill you rather than be your friend.
Ronnie has literally admitted he started workout out after getting outta prison
Playing gigs/touring is hard. It's long days and physical work. Most start out as teenagers. When I was a kid I used to lug a huge bass amp around taking it to my friends' houses to play. Or I used to help my dad take his drums around to local gigs, set them up, pack them away. It's tiring. Successful musicians end up doing this daily for 10+ years before they hit the big time and get roadies etc. but even then they still have a lot to do themselves. Playing guitar, singing or playing drums for 2 hours a night is physically taxing, and they do it for 20+ year careers
That being said I bet they do work out. I would love to know what Tremonti does to work out his forearms
This. My wife was a touring musician for 10 years before she met me. Her band never had roadies and so she spent an hour each day lugging around heavy gear then another hour jumping around on stage. She was strong and fit as fuck. Also lean due to a strict diet of cocaine, whiskey and semen.
They consume high amounts of drugs.
Roids, not eating, and performing/partying is exercise.
>if they don't exercise, eat horrible,
who told you this?
lol you probably believe that your fav rockstar just goes on stage and shreds that song outa his ass just like that, no training it for couple thousand hours or anything
Iggy got a great body for an older man
You see OP there are these things called amps
Imagine loading and unloading these motherfuckers every night
Then imagine you're lean because your diet consists of cigarettes and mind altering substances and you physically move around all the time
you can do just fine with a couple weights. They don't train a lot of heavy weight for their legs or anything and passion for fitness can go a long way.
>amazing bodies, and big dicks
The best performaning musicians usually don't drink often, don't smoke, and exercise.
fuck me forgot pic
the one in the OP picture is obviously on roids as a "rockstar"
Do any of you gays even go to shows? Moshing is great cardio
1- drugs help to keep them pretty thin
2- survivor bias: becoming a rock star (or any kind of star) is extremely easier if you are also attractive, and having a good body makes you attractive
3- there are people whose entire jobs is making sure they look their best at all times to sell more. its easy to stay/get fit when you have a guy that is hired 24/7 to make sure you stay/get fit. The music industry is also extremely exploitative and contracts are often (not often, of course) almost slave-like. If your label tells you you have to lose weight cuz ur an ugly fat fuck and you wont sell albums, you will do that or they will cut you off.
4-to become famous and rich you usually need discipline and hard work and most fat people lack that. Again, not always the case, but it often is
I meant often, not always. Also, forgot to mention a really obvious thing: singing and performing and shit takes a lot of energy. This is why when you see fat singers they almost always just sit down and sing. While rockstars walk around the stage and shit. No obese person could do that.
because looks are important and the non ripped ussually dont make it
He's my inspo but he did lift weights all the time even on tour
Okay he has to be the natty limit right ?
Yeah but he was also fucking 6'8 so naturally pretty big
But he wasn't that yoked there's pictures of him wearing normal clothes and he doesn't look that buff
Sex is the best cardio
To be fair it's not necessary that they all have big dicks. I think I remember someone, maybe it was Courtney love, saying that Trent Reznor definitely did not have a nine inch nail. As for the amazing bodies, I invite you to look up Jerry garcia. Or elvis. When you're young and you're working a lot and there's always a bowl of cocaine around or you have a doctor who will prescribe you amphetamine, it's not that difficult to be thin.
Also imagine that every time you were on tour you would have groupies who would want to f*** you in every city you were in. Like you could eat a few cheeseburgers, or you could have sex with some 18-year-old women or maybe even 16 year old or 14 year old back in the day. What would you do? Kick them out of bed and eat cheeseburgers?
if you don't have a big dick you don't impress the bottom boy garden gnomes at the record label and you never get famous.
Lucky, I guess
Drugs, alcohol and constant partying I suppose.
There are a lot of people very good at music. Way more than can be popular in society. What do people select for with two equal musicians, looks. Justin Bieber was more popular than Ed Sheeran cause he was cute to teenage girls loved him. Record companies know this so push better looking people when they’re in doubt of who to go with. That’s not even mentioning the effects looks would have on your development as a kid to become a rockstar. If ur normal you’ll probably grow out of it because you won’t be rewarded for playing guitar at parties but if ur good looking u get free sex when playing guitar so you keep at it.
Everything that was said in this thread + selling their souls to satan
Real surprised no one posted this yet. He trains and takes stuff.
Imagine you're getting paid to play music, and you get paid like huge amount of money, you're just gonna end up spending your time in the gym.
Of course he's not natty as well
>looks like this
>have the most retarded name ever imagined
>gets to creampie a blue haired turbo thot half his age whenever he wants
What's to complain about?
Does he claim natty? I know he's vegan. It'd be hilarious if he claimed natty while being vegan with that body.
>be Kurt Cobain
>want to be badass and smash a guitar
>swing guitar over head and slamit into the ground multiple times
>after the fifth swing the guitar neck breaks in half
>out of breath with arms burning and hands aching, feel like badass for the first time in my life
>power bash the same three cords for a half hour set
>set is coming to an end, really gonna bash out these last three cords
>guitar snaps in half by accident
>oh well, I guess I'll build another one.
>amazing bodies, and big dicks
Most of the bodies posted ITT are twinkmaxx, at best. Angle/light frauding can help for a magazine/album shoot, but almost all of them would be laughed out of /cbt/. As for dicks, I wouldn't really know about that, anon, I'm not listening for the man meat...
you're only allowed to do drugs if boomers like you, cocksuckers
self-selection, guys who easily maintain an athletic physique and have big bulges have a higher tendency to consider exposing themselves as band frontmans for thousands of people in a crowd
shit, look at the dude from Kansas, he was tan, lean and even had the Zyzz shorts in the 70s kek