Why do rock stars always have amazing bodies, and big dicks, if they don't exercise, eat horrible, always party and consume high amounts of drugs...

Why do rock stars always have amazing bodies, and big dicks, if they don't exercise, eat horrible, always party and consume high amounts of drugs?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is awesome.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      THE SITUATIONS
      ARE IRRELEVANT NOW
      SHE LOVES THE WAY THAT I TEASE
      I LOVE THE WAY THAT SHE BREATHES

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      is this the guy that fricks trannies now? asking for my friend(myself)

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Plenty of them exercise, but the ones that are constantly on drugs are usually too strung out to eat very much and sweat out all the water they drink performing

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i had the same question since i was a teen. it's weird.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/0jzdGe0.jpg

      Is awesome.

      These bodies are all shit.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        post yours homosexual

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Slash wasn’t into alcohol and drugs

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Oh wait I was thinking about axl rose

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        LMAO

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          kek, this c**t is off the rails these days. Used to watch his vids but man, lately. NGMI

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            When you're broke and trying to make it, a cocaine addiction can be motivating.
            When you've made it, a cocaine addiction is terrible.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Isnt rollins straight edge?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Rollins was a power lifter.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lol the dude trains like crazy and doesn't take anything.
      Most of the rockstars spend most of their time in the gym actually.
      There were very few rockstars who were truly absolute junkies.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The answer is always roids. Most NBA/NFL players are degenerate Black folk who drink and party every day, it doesn't matter because they roid. Roids ARE a magical juice that fixes all your problems.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They all stay skinny because they just don't eat

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Oliver Sykes? I'm listening to bmth rn

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No, but now that you mention it, they look alike.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ronnie Radke

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    because they lie about their habits and have money

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is he natty? He claims to be straight edge

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Steroids are straight edge

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Steroids are cooler than being edge though

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Anabolic is edge. Get over it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's 5'6

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Very possible. I am about this and natty. Typically it seems dudes shoulders become INSANE on roids. He's pretty normal looking to me.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Alot of them do exercise though

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do so much drugs you barely eat, easy

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Partying, doing alot of drugs, and performing are pretty physically taxing... Not to mention railing countless groupies

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Theyre just lean.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    causal relation in the other direction. You have to be chad first to become famous singer

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      literally the opposite is true. most rock stars were spergy outcasts (one example: kurt cobain)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Being “spergy outcast” doesn’t mean shift. He was talking about looks.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Self selecting group. You have tons of out of shape musicians, and they don't make because they look like shit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes talent will overcome looks

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >three chord strumBlack person trash
        I fricking hate normie music so fricking much.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >see blues based lead guitarist
          >calls him 3 chord strumBlack person
          This is a pretty moronic take, anon. Plus, his stuff with Brent Hinds is pretty frickin far from normie music, you uncultured zoomer trash.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Okay so I googled some of his most popular songs and looked up how to play them.

            Goodbye carolina - six chords
            One day she's here - five chords
            Rita is gone - eight chords
            Side door - seven chords

            If you include arpeggios he probably averages around seven chords, with those chords arranged into groups of three or so for different parts of the composition (verse, chorus, bridge). This is EXTREMELY normie level songwriting and instrumentation. There is nothing impressive about this music, and it doesn't require nearly the amount of talent that a moderately challenging classical piece would require. Compare: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPnVEVnI9-U

            Real music contains more variation in instrumentation, rhythm, mode, and notation than this ugly homosexual has on entire albums. You have shit taste just like 99% of people. have a nice day.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >contains more variation
              In a single song of real music compared to entire albums of normieshit

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >measuring the quality of music by the number of chords used

              [...]

              .com/beato
              I don't even like this guys music you're just a gay.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >this genre doesn't sound like this genre
              >autistic crying
              You're a frickin moron, and the point remains that he's not a 3 chord strum Black person, you pretentious moronic zoomer homosexual. You have no real appreciation for music and only "like" things that you think make you seem enlightened. I'm surprised you didn't link me some free-form jazz, you wiener guzzling, shitty taste in music homosexual.
              Also, the point of me posting him was specifically because he's so ugly yet successful. You again have proven that you have no idea what you're talking about, don't know how to read, are barely able to string together a coherent sentence, and are extremely jealous that this fatass who looks like he has down syndrome slams more hot tight puss than you've ever seen, while you jack off into the same sock every night listening to accordions, you goddamned moronic homosexual.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                These guys always remind me of the friends I had in high school who turned me on to buckethead. They thought Radiohead was the best band ever for reasons that were never explained to me. They did however laughingly tell me about Buckethead and said you'll probably like this it's just a bunch of wanking.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >AHHHHH I LISTEN TO COMPLEX AND COMPLICATED MUSIC BECAUSE IT MAKES ME SMARTER THAN YOU NORMIES WHO THE FRICK WANTS TO LISTEN TO MUSIC THAT THEY ACTUALLY ENJOY WHY DOES NO ONE WANT TO TALK TO ME

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You know that there are seven standard chords in a key right? That includes at least 1 diminished chord.

              If he is incorporating every chord in the key i suggest you Frick off with your jazzy buckshot

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >dumb homie moment
              Most contemporary music of the last 70 years, spanning every genre except for jazz, only uses 3-7 chords per song. Songs that don’t have a bridge often use 3-6 chords. Give your head a shake

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >If it's popular then it's bad. I only like real music, as played by a spaz on an electric keyboard.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                he was implying that pop music sucks, in case you didn't notice:
                >Real music contains more variation in instrumentation, rhythm, mode, and notation than this ugly homosexual has on entire albums. You have shit taste just like 99% of people. have a nice day.

                https://i.imgur.com/EltRnid.png

                >If it's popular then it's bad. I only like real music, as played by a spaz on an electric keyboard.

                that anon was implying the exact opposite of what you think

                what's with you people and not being able to interpret simple posts?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I was agreeing with him, moron.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >give your head a shake
                >i was agreeing with him

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >There is nothing impressive about this music, and it doesn't require nearly the amount of talent that a moderately challenging classical piece would require
              the purpose of music isn't to be technically impressive and the purpose of good technique is to properly express the feelings intended by the composer. how difficult a piece is to execute is completely irrelevant to how good it is.

              the classical circlejerk over technique only exists because there are no good composers left so all that's left for you to do is jerk off over who can do the best cover version of some Chopin piece that's actually just a really hard piano exercise he made to troll his students and not a proper piece of music.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Objectively good take. Don't let these morons drag you down.

              Anons, you can like something while recognizing its simplicity.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, isn't it a weird coincidence that everyone who is a famous musician also happens to be incredibly attractive? It's as if being super attractive makes you a good musician right?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Extroversion is a trait of socially desired people and narcissists. Introversion is a trait of autists and psychopaths.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Smart words, also wow what a coincidence that a sperg prefers to be alone, I don't even know how people can be extroverted
          Talking to most people is so painful, I know that real chads don't not call people normies and accept we're the same but I can't take those zoomer normies, I would rather be alone training or meditating than to talk to them

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    stimulants suppress appetite. they are just lean. also the big dicks are just average dicks its just that rock band members are like 5'5''

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    performing a 4 hour rock concert is harder than literally any workout any of you nogs have ever experienced. they burn more calories singing, jumping around, pissing on little girls, and jacking off on stage than your shitty little squats routine

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Chad does whatever the frick he wants and constantly improves while virgin self improovers are minmaxxing and still degrading.
    My chad friend literally eats whatever the frick he wants. He smokes, drinks and snorts. His alcohol consumption is maybe 4x mine and even mine is too much. Eats literal sweets, chocolate, coca cola, takeaway and oven food. He is constantly improving though, any, and i mean ANY time he walks into a bar, gathering or event the women are swooning over him and often make comments about riding him taking him straight home. He fricks nonstop. You cant take him anywhere due to the thirst he gets. I have 2 other chad friends also in my other friend groups. Their teeth are perfect, square head and jaw, height abs and bodyweight. Skin flouroshing.

    Me on the other hand? 6/10 normie , can never lose that belly fat as any cut or anything just makes my arms, neck and shoulders skinnier instead of belly. Face is a shitshow despite my diet being far better than theirs at anytime i have 2 if everytype of acne - sensitive cysts, blackhead, whitehead, scab or irritating swollen bumps. My teeth are yellowing. My skin isnt glowing as even a bit of chocolate makes me feel like shit.

    I knew a guy who was practically homeless and unemployed with nonstop shit diet and drink, he fricked nonstop at parties. PERFECT teeth , jaw, skull etc.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Skill issue.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >American lying about his "friends" or "people he knows" again
      Why are Americans like this?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No way he is American we don't use the term sweets

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      are you me? what the frick

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      On top of genetics, mood and lifestyle matter as well.

      the Minmaxer probably spends so much sedentary isolated on their computer, despite the "Selfimproving" and all of their problems in life they constantly worry about, and stress over. Stress is a big reason for early balding.

      I honestly think the best "self improvement" any incel, virgin, or whatever would benefit from would be getting the frick off of the internet. All forms of it, not just social media(where often times these guys only get off mainstream social media because their profiles scream incel and they get no interaction. instead they spend just as much even more time on forums and youtube.). Second and only after you solve that first would be developing some kind of meditation routine so you can learn to control your mind and shut down negative thoughts, the monkey chatter that constantly arises. and constantly pumping your mind with positivity. and third would be doing real world shit that isn't based on an internet connnection. doesn't matter what it is, you could be a homebody and play on your console and read books and you will certainly have a greater appreciation than when your mind was acustomed to the constant stimulation that comes with fricking off on the internet.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is the hard truth.
      Chads are degenerate not the /misc/ garbage of a goody 2 shoes.
      They would kill you rather than be your friend.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ronnie has literally admitted he started workout out after getting outta prison

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Playing gigs/touring is hard. It's long days and physical work. Most start out as teenagers. When I was a kid I used to lug a huge bass amp around taking it to my friends' houses to play. Or I used to help my dad take his drums around to local gigs, set them up, pack them away. It's tiring. Successful musicians end up doing this daily for 10+ years before they hit the big time and get roadies etc. but even then they still have a lot to do themselves. Playing guitar, singing or playing drums for 2 hours a night is physically taxing, and they do it for 20+ year careers

    That being said I bet they do work out. I would love to know what Tremonti does to work out his forearms

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This. My wife was a touring musician for 10 years before she met me. Her band never had roadies and so she spent an hour each day lugging around heavy gear then another hour jumping around on stage. She was strong and fit as frick. Also lean due to a strict diet of cocaine, whiskey and semen.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They consume high amounts of drugs.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Roids, not eating, and performing/partying is exercise.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >if they don't exercise, eat horrible,
    who told you this?
    >always party
    lol you probably believe that your fav rockstar just goes on stage and shreds that song outa his ass just like that, no training it for couple thousand hours or anything

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Iggy got a great body for an older man

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You see OP there are these things called amps
    Imagine loading and unloading these motherfrickers every night
    Then imagine you're lean because your diet consists of cigarettes and mind altering substances and you physically move around all the time

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you can do just fine with a couple weights. They don't train a lot of heavy weight for their legs or anything and passion for fitness can go a long way.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    People with
    >amazing bodies, and big dicks
    Become rockstars

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The best performaning musicians usually don't drink often, don't smoke, and exercise.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    frick me forgot pic

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the one in the OP picture is obviously on roids as a "rockstar"

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do any of you homosexuals even go to shows? Moshing is great cardio

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    1- drugs help to keep them pretty thin
    2- survivor bias: becoming a rock star (or any kind of star) is extremely easier if you are also attractive, and having a good body makes you attractive
    3- there are people whose entire jobs is making sure they look their best at all times to sell more. its easy to stay/get fit when you have a guy that is hired 24/7 to make sure you stay/get fit. The music industry is also extremely exploitative and contracts are often (not often, of course) almost slave-like. If your label tells you you have to lose weight cuz ur an ugly fat frick and you wont sell albums, you will do that or they will cut you off.
    4-to become famous and rich you usually need discipline and hard work and most fat people lack that. Again, not always the case, but it often is

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I meant often, not always. Also, forgot to mention a really obvious thing: singing and performing and shit takes a lot of energy. This is why when you see fat singers they almost always just sit down and sing. While rockstars walk around the stage and shit. No obese person could do that.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    because looks are important and the non ripped ussually dont make it

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He's my inspo but he did lift weights all the time even on tour

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Okay he has to be the natty limit right ?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but he was also fricking 6'8 so naturally pretty big
        But he wasn't that yoked there's pictures of him wearing normal clothes and he doesn't look that buff

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sex is the best cardio

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    To be fair it's not necessary that they all have big dicks. I think I remember someone, maybe it was Courtney love, saying that Trent Reznor definitely did not have a nine inch nail. As for the amazing bodies, I invite you to look up Jerry garcia. Or elvis. When you're young and you're working a lot and there's always a bowl of cocaine around or you have a doctor who will prescribe you amphetamine, it's not that difficult to be thin.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Also imagine that every time you were on tour you would have groupies who would want to f*** you in every city you were in. Like you could eat a few cheeseburgers, or you could have sex with some 18-year-old women or maybe even 16 year old or 14 year old back in the day. What would you do? Kick them out of bed and eat cheeseburgers?

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    if you don't have a big dick you don't impress the bottom boy israelites at the record label and you never get famous.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lucky, I guess

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Drugs, alcohol and constant partying I suppose.

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There are a lot of people very good at music. Way more than can be popular in society. What do people select for with two equal musicians, looks. Justin Bieber was more popular than Ed Sheeran cause he was cute to teenage girls loved him. Record companies know this so push better looking people when they’re in doubt of who to go with. That’s not even mentioning the effects looks would have on your development as a kid to become a rockstar. If ur normal you’ll probably grow out of it because you won’t be rewarded for playing guitar at parties but if ur good looking u get free sex when playing guitar so you keep at it.

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Everything that was said in this thread + selling their souls to satan

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Real surprised no one posted this yet. He trains and takes stuff.
    Imagine you're getting paid to play music, and you get paid like huge amount of money, you're just gonna end up spending your time in the gym.
    Of course he's not natty as well

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >58 yo
      >looks like this
      >have the most moronic name ever imagined
      >gets to creampie a blue haired turbo thot half his age whenever he wants
      What's to complain about?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Does he claim natty? I know he's vegan. It'd be hilarious if he claimed natty while being vegan with that body.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >be Kurt Cobain
      >want to be badass and smash a guitar
      >swing guitar over head and slamit into the ground multiple times
      >after the fifth swing the guitar neck breaks in half
      >out of breath with arms burning and hands aching, feel like badass for the first time in my life

      >be Doyle
      >power bash the same three cords for a half hour set
      >set is coming to an end, really gonna bash out these last three cords
      >guitar snaps in half by accident
      >oh well, I guess I'll build another one.

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >amazing bodies, and big dicks
    Most of the bodies posted ITT are twinkmaxx, at best. Angle/light frauding can help for a magazine/album shoot, but almost all of them would be laughed out of /cbt/. As for dicks, I wouldn't really know about that, anon, I'm not listening for the man meat...

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you're only allowed to do drugs if boomers like you, wienersuckers

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    self-selection, guys who easily maintain an athletic physique and have big bulges have a higher tendency to consider exposing themselves as band frontmans for thousands of people in a crowd

    shit, look at the dude from Kansas, he was tan, lean and even had the Zyzz shorts in the 70s kek

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