Why do women love ice cream or fucking desert on dates??

Why do women love ice cream or fucking desert on dates?? This shit annoying to eat after working my ass off at the gym but they always fucking offer so they don’t feel fat while im sipping some tea or coffee…

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you should tell them it's her birthday like every time she does
    fucking love fried ice cream though and those brownie sundaes every "continental" restaurant has.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't be such a fucking minmax autist.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ohhhh nooooooo a single scoop of ice cream is gonna ruin MUH GAINZ for good nooooooo
    Grow up retard

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hundreds of thousands of years of hunter/gathering made us like meat (game) while they like sweets (berries)

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why wouldn't you eat ice cream or desert after gym you fucking retard? Ronnie Coleman ate dozens of doughnuts after his workouts

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >waiter comes by
    >”so are we in the mood for some dessert?”
    >”no thanks, we’re all set”
    if you’re letting women dictate any part of the date you’re doing it completely wrong

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But my single mommy always tells me what to do so i allow women to do the same!

      Unrelated, how come im a 20 yo kissless, handholdless virgin?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't have a turbo metabolism that allows him to eat whatever he wants whenever he wants

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I did, but I'm currently cutting. How do I acquire such a metabolism?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Be tall

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Lift even more, and do cardio and just in general be very active. Eventually you get to the point where you struggle to gain weight

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I dream of obtaining such power. Ice cream is my favorite food, but I'm cutting right now

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            stop being short

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I hate being 5'7

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >favorite
                grow or move to South America slash Asia. The women are 4'7

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        just be a teenager going through puberty, it's that easy

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"uwu anon wanna go for some coffee? *wink*"
    >"no thanks it keeps me awake at night"

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I always just buy a coffee when people order dessert. It's close enough.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can't remmember the exact science but basically women's brains are addicted to carbs.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just get a dark coffee with cheesecake, alternatively, say you are not in the mood for sweets.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he fell for the date meme
    oh no no no

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lip injections are really the worse trend ever. How does anyone think it’s attractive?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        White women want to look like and act black women to attract BBCs

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Women have been so psy-opped by television and sweets it’s fucking insane.

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