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>Shrinks brain size
>costs money
>gives you a hangover
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Coz I ain’t a pussy like OP amd I have friends xdd
absolutely ngmi
Absolutely ngmi if you don't get a social life, have friends, and grow a personality, brah.
I don't drink alcohol, stopped entirely.
Just get rid of the friends and you won't need it anymore.
Makes me forget my problems.
Haven't gotten drunk in over a year, I don't deserve to forget.
Very relatable
It's fun.
because white russians are yummy and i can hit some of my macros because of the protons in the drink while also relaxing
>protons
>tfw you haven't been getting your intake of alcoholic protons
what have I done..
A little poison once or twice a month doesn't kill anyone and make socializing more fun. There is nothing wrong with alcohol in moderate amounts and I don't judge people who dislike it or don't want to drink, their choice. If you don't agree that is because you are a lonely incel.
The problem is that many people have trouble sticking to moderate consumption. If I drink it overrides the reward function in my brain to discard every long term goal and replace it with "procure more alcohol".
Mostly a stoner but a 6 pack a week can't hurt, i work it off on my exercise bike and with crunches anyway so i can keep my frfr 6 pack
I only do it socially and that isn't often.
I like shots of vodka or 151 since I just want to get buzzed/drunk.
gin makes me gag., beer makes me sick.
i don't. it's a waste of money, and my calories.
>Sis is late again
>I don't even care to cook for her anymore
>Better drink Ryuji's vodka
>Calls Joker at 3am
>He can't go out because something about his cat...
>I know he is fricking her sister... and maybe the cat too
>Why Do You Drink Alcohol?
Because writing drunk is so much fun, I only drink to potentiate my writing.
>Shrinks brain size
If you take your B vitamins, ALCAR, lift and run, and take regular breaks it doesn't happen. I'm also a genius so I have IQ points to spare
>costs money
Pure vodka is cheap and also the less damaging form of alcohol
>gives you a hangover
They are such a fricking bother, I have not found a way to eliminate them, only to considerably reduce their strength.
I had a bad knee injury earlier and the doctor just told me to take 2 extra strength ibuprofen 3x a day
Anyways I wake up with a hangover one morning and figure I’d try the ibuprofen
I take two and go back to bed, wake up like nothing ever happened
Things that I have found useful against hangovers
>1000Mg of Acetyl L Cartinine 40min before drinking.
Considerably reduce the negative effects on the brain, can left you functional the next day if you don't drink that much. Gives a slightly more intellectual drinking session without taking any of the fun of it.
>NAC 40min before drinking.
Considerably reduce the negative effects on all the body but makes you get less drunk. Like a lot less drunk, is basically pointless because to get the same effect you have to drink a lot more, and then you get almost the same hangover. It also reduce the dynamic contrast of your emotions.
>Milk thistle plus turmeric, daily with food. Take an extra dose when you get the alcohol munchies
Eliminate completely or almost; all the liver, stomach, pancreas, and intestine aches.
>Magnesium Glycinate 300Mg if you wake up in the middle of the night (The evening for me because I pretend to be a vampire)
Makes you sleep again fast, and calms your nervous system, you will feel better if you sleep better.
>L-Tyrosine
May reduce the dopamine depletion feelings the day after, I'm still experimenting with it.
I'm definitely going to try that.
>NAC 40min before drinking.
That's building up too much of a reserve of glutathione beforehand, I take it immediately after drinking or during drinking to replenish what was depleted when the liver processes the alcohol, it goes the same with oral steroids too, take the NAC 2-3 hours after to get full absorption of the orals.
Are you aware of that study who links taking NAC before drinking with even more liver damage in mice? That's why is suggested to take NAC before drinking. But some people say that that study is not very accurate, so, how's your liver?
I may also have extra glutathione in me for some reason, I feel the NAC effects on my drinking even if I take it 48 hours before.
>how's your liver?
My ALT and AST and triglycerides looked good when they pulled bloods after a night of drinking and NAC.
I like KISS. Drink plenty of water before. Drink plenty of water during. Drink plenty of water after. This method has ensured I have never had a single hangover. However, alcoholism runs in my family so I may have an evolutionary advantage of processing alcohol easier? Although the downside is the risk of enjoying alcohol too much.
Just make sure that you don't confuse it with paracetamol one day. It's a sure way to frick up your liver.
(For me it's metamizole, shit's OTC here.)
>Pure vodka is cheap and also the less damaging form of alcoho
qrd? I'm a heavy alcoholic but i only drink wodka with juices or milk but on drinking weeks i eat next to nothing.
you're going to get wet brain syndrome if you don't take vitamin B1 daily
At least i take multivitamine carbon tablets (way above the recomendition) while drinking and afterwards to avoid the temporary dreadful psychological effects.
I eat, train and sleep well between drinking sessions. Its while drinking (whole weeks up to 10 days) where i maybe eat some fast food in the first days but after that nothing non liquid enters my body. So i only get nutrients from juice, milk, sometimes energy drinks and multivitamins.
I know its crazy and will kill me, stationary rehab will start soon.
I just was curious about the thing that pure vodka is less damaging because its also just hard liqour like anything else.
Pure and and organic juice fruit should be neutral / good for the body. But not eating between drinking sessions is terrible for you. Your body need extra nutrients to help it recover from the alcohol, if you don't eat you will get heavy damage or you will die a lot sooner compared with if you eated.
I have been doing for years without a problem. Taking a 2-3 month break is easy to me. I just stop that's all. But in this site there are people who have problems with not jerking off for a week or with not smoking weed every day so I understand your doubt.
Also, misquoting is such a low form a argumentation / baiting, almost as low as using old corrupted memes.
I'm going to try expensive vodka to test that. But it should not make much difference, making vodka is not that complex, is more or less just ethanol and water.
>only drink to fuel my writing
>but the dopamine hit is sooo much fun
>totally not a problem, I take vitamins!
The road to becoming a full-blown alcoholic is paved right here.
>lose a ton of weight over 100 pounds
>turn 19
>can drink now
>new problem is alcoholism
whew
Addict gonna addict, who woulda thought
because I'm an alcoholic you phoneposting summergay
i found that first and foremost you should only drink high quality vodka. No hangovers when im drinkjbg vodka + enough water, even after 0,5 l in one evening
>implying half a liter is enough to get a hangover
sorry to break but in one sitting i m drinking 0.7 bottle each with my father
when i realized this, i stopped drinking alcohol.
It's fun and gets me laid easier.
It's the only thing stopping me from skinning teetotaling homosexuals alive with their own teeth. Post lifts and prepare to be BTFO'ed
The alcoholic fears the SoberBob
I can't help but notice that you didn't post lifts. Or body. Or any other proof that you've ever touched a weight. You aren't just some underb& homosexual trying to act special because you don't drink to compensate for the fact that you aren't actually good at or for anything, are you?
I can't help but notice that you didn't post lifts. Or body. Or any other proof that you've ever touched a weight. You aren't just some underb& homosexual trying to act special because you drink to compensate for the fact that you aren't actually good at or for anything, are you?
SURPRISE FIGGY you will NEVER recover from this BTFO'ing let this serve as a lesson to the rest of you unlifting zoomyzoom newbie morons what happens when you run your mouth on my board!
Lmao I can bench 2.5 plates I'm a tough guy!! Go to Dagestan and take that attitude you homosexual.
Sad cope of a unmasculine beta nerd. Depressing to see what has been done to western """men."""
Drinking has nothing to do with your masculinity you moron
life is too short
How do people enjoy alcohol? I feel like absolute garbage after half a beer. Massive headache, get super tired and lethargic. I don’t get it.
>Half a beer
You might have an actual allergy.
bump
Because I'm a straight white male
Enjoy your sneed weed Tyrone.
>Shrinks brain size
Only in ridiculous quantities
>costs money
Don't be a poorgay
>gives you a hangover
Control yourself
HOW TO PREVENT HANGOVERS:
>get back home from a night out
>take a tablespoon of this
>put it in a bottle
>fill up bottle with water
>shake it very hard
>chug it
>go to sleep
>???
>profit
Chlorella and spirulina are disgusting and homosexual.
Just drink 1 pint of water with a table spoon of 50/50 sodium/potassium chloride.
Tastes good, an ocasional glass of wine or a cider wont ruin me.
Because I have a problem.
Although I recognize I have a problem and my work says I can seek help stigma free, I’ve seen it first hand where they find any excuse to pussyfoot, skirt the law and fire you after you went out to seek help.
I don't drink alcohol though
Imagine cucking yourself like that lmao
My friends and family don't like me when I'm sober
I'm on a mission to get everyone on fit to stop drinking, and then let it permeate into society
> alcohol involved in a large amount traffic collisions and possibly majority of rapes, assaults, muggings, fights, domestic violence etc.
> If a drug was discovered today with the same effects of alcohol it would be outright banned as a class A drug for aforementioned reasons. You likely only drink cause it's the only socially acceptable drug, not because its less damaging.
> terrible for your health, no "healthy" consumption of a poison.
> tastes horrendous, because it is a literal poison. Your initial reaction the first time you drank vodka was to spit it out, cause your body recognises its gonna frick you up. If you put fire to a glass of vodka it would go up in flames, does it seem like a good idea to ingest that?
> It's a drug, and it sinks its hooks into you (and through general attitudes of society and friends etc) to get you to think life isn't the same without it. Things in life are inherently enjoyable and don't require you to take drugs to enjoy them. When you were a kid at a birthday party, you were having the time of your life because it was enjoyable, you weren't thinking "oh I wish I could drink this party would be so much better if I could drink". The same thing applies to adult life, meeting up with friends and having a laugh is enjoyable in and of itself, you do not need alcohol, you've just been brainwashed by the drug and society to think you do.
> Doesn't give you courage, just dampens your ability to detect threats (not a good thing). Doesn't solve your problems, just digs your head in the sand. Without alcohol you actually have to face your problems/shortcomings, and you gain courage and become more able to cope.
t. Alcohol hater
> alcohol involved in a large amount traffic collisions and possibly majority of rapes, assaults, muggings, fights, domestic violence etc.
Not helping your argument
Explain
because car crashes rapes assaults muggings fights and beating women is hilarious
t. never drank
weed is by far more harmful to society by turning everyone into a homosexual
I don't do any drugs, weed probably isn't the worst but I'm against it almost purely on aesthetic grounds
>killing less people is more harmful to people
You're actually moronic
looks like ive spotted a weed gay
Nope, i'm
It's just absurd to think alcohol is somehow less harmful than weed overall if you've ever thought about it at all
>UK
baste
>alcohol involved in a large amount traffic collisions
>over 90% of car accidents are from sober drivers
Do the math, moron.
nta but shouldn't we be grateful that only 10% of all accidents are done by drunk people? Would be scary if its more.
What I was trying to get at is that you are probably like 20 times more likely to cause an accident if you are drunk
All I know is that I drink to often and too much
not drinking is one of the worst mistakes anyone can make
either you are not drinking to avoid "negative effects" which are all exaggerated as long as you aren't getting blackout multiple times a week
or you hate yourself and don't think you deserve to feel good
True, moderately drinking while leading an otherwise very healthy lifestyle will put you above obese people who don't drink (although they probably do drink too so win-win)
>you hate yourself and don't think you deserve to feel good
What if this is literally the reason I lift, though?
Cos I'm not a normalgay who believes in eternal self improvement past the age of 30.
Because when I quit I get panic attacks and also tell people about the world's largest open air prison and the hypocrites who run it.
Because it literally kills all gains I made in the gym
I only drink alchohol when at certain hangouts and im certain i can be drunk and not worry about someone taking my shit. Don't ever drink it by myself for the most part. Very rare to do it.
I used to get hammered in the navy and then go lift at the gym
I cant be the only one who drinks and lifts
IIFIYM
Because it temporarily dulls my mind enough so that I can stop thinking about things.
Helps me forget that i'm an autistic moron for a little while
Hey fren,
Remember we don't care you're an autistic moron, we love you just the way you are
It makes me good at dancing telling jokes and gets me laid
Why do you breathe, anon?
Air pollution gives you cancer anyway, so might as well keep smoking and drinking
I don't drink so I can give my liver a rest from all the orals I subject it to.
Because I already have heart disease
Anyone who drink is an unironic degenerate lowlife fathomosexual Black person moron NPC LARPing as chad with "friends", basically literally the whole of IST.
it's only drinking alone that's pathetic
>t. billy joel
If you felt like shit every day and no Black person israelite doctor thinks anything is wrong with you despite having clear symptoms that something is wrong you might self medicate too you prick wienersucker.
Based doctor not giving into the delusions of a moronic drunk probably just trying to get free pills
>verification not required
This was long before I was a drunk I became a drunk to cope also a pothead
Go outside and touch a grass fat homosexual, alcohol is by no means a "medicine" moron.
Holy shit it’s called self medicating aka drug abuse you homosexuals are really really dumb. Are you not American or something holy frick you stupid stupid bastard
America is a Black person country, nobody outside it understanding your bullshit ape regurgations.
If only that were true anon. Non Americans and especially like euros like this are moronic. When america rots the first place the cancer spreads to is europe
Do Americans really? Such unculture.
makes me feel happy for a few hours
Self loathing tho i been pretty sober recently
To cope, just like lifting i guess
>Shrinks brain size
The relentless accretion of cerebral microhemorrhages has left me blissful and dumb compared to my more intelligent former self, who spent exorbitant amounts of time and energy worrying about shit that just doesn't matter.
I haven't drank a drop in like 6 months but the past few weeks the cravings have been getting worse and worse. Maybe due to stress. I feel like I'm close to caving. (every time i drank I'd get wasted until 6am)
It unironically causes all that but it's fun as hell, it helped me so fricking much when I started talking to people
I drank quite a lot but after some years of quitting I can't enjoy it anymore. It gives me massive headaches, sleepiness and an overall bad feeling that just ruins my mood and I can't function, which is the exact opposite of what I'd want out of a social drug
I've been looking for a substitute but got nothing yet. Ideas?
>I don't smoke weed, never will
>acid/shrooms don't work like alcohol in a social setting
>mdma fricks your brain
>kratom apparently works as an opioid and nukes your libido
Phenibut is the closest one yet, no surprise because if I'm not mistaken it works on the same receptors as alcohol
Eat weed if you don’t smoke it
Low dose of ketamine, speed is also very fun
It's fun once in a while with friends. Hangovers are easy to avoid, at least for me, drink lots of water (10 times the volume of ethanol works well)
You see anon, I'm white (European).
Drinking alcohol to us is like drinking milk.
Literal digestive poison to other races however we have literally drank it for eons
i quit drinking months ago OP, for all of the reasons stated and the shitty short term detrimental effects on mental health and physical well being. its a terrible substance compared to other recreational drugs out there. better off doing GHB or phenibut for the social lubricant effects. maybe some benzos but they can be just as bad.
>oi vey lets give de goyim literal fuel
>oi vey lets also make him pay for it!
1) I like the taste of beer. Yes, really. Those redditgays who are always saying shit like, "Oh come on everybody's just pretending nobody actually likes this stuff," are total losers.
2) Being inebriated is an enjoyable experience.
3) I'm invested in the beverage industry and my dividends pay for my beer.
4) The hangover is easily dealt with by chickynoodly soup and a motion sickness tablet; also just staying hydrated in general.
If you like the taste of beers, are you drinking non alcoholic beers when you're not trying to get drunk, or do you just have a coke like everyone else
Are you underaged? I'm just gonna drink a beer bro.
>non-alcoholic beer
>coke
fricking yikes dude.
On day 3 of sobriety. I drank because alcohol is the only way to shut off my suicidal thoughts.
Its cheaper than therapy. Arguably more effective too.
I like this picture but these days all I see is heartburn and indigestion.
Fricking sucks getting old, hey. Drinking hard and binging on street food puts me out of commission for the whole next day now
I drink because I like it.
>Empty stomach
>drink
>get energetic drunk, cook at same time
>makes the food taste better
Nothing slows down my brain like alcohol
if you have to drink alcohol to get friends and a social circle then I'm sorry for you
>personality
yeah, look at these great personalities of drunks on the street!
Drinking is good to reduce social anxiety in social settings for introverts.
was an "introvert" before, then drank alcohol and it helped but didn't fix the problem
now don't drink and don't have a problem with talking to people
it doesn't solve any of your problems, just treats the symptoms (like your social anxiety)
Alcohol literally prevents you from overcoming social anxiety though. In social situations your brain is constantly picking up on subtle cues e.g I said something funny on this topic, one guy laughed, I should say things on that topic again to that guy and not mention it to other people or e.g. I started talking about this topic and this guy subtly started looking away, must have been boring him, won't bring up that topic again. When you drink, your body will stop allocating resources to the least important things first (like picking up these subtle cues). In this way, alcohol will actually prevent you from developing your social skills. Since I've quit alcohol my social skills have exploded just cause I've spent so much time around people while my brain is it peak and I can remember it all.
makes the bad thoughts go away for a little while
Drank heavy last night after a long while at a party. Woke up with no pants or undies. Based af.