Why do you lift?

For me its pic related

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice bush

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good one, anon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's Brazil (1985)

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now everyone who finds out I like Kate bush thinks I'm a stranger things fan. Fuck you zoomers

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same here fuck stranger things man retard moron cattle show at least they didn’t use cloudbusting

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine how I feel as a Siouxsie fan bro. I already had to deal with the stupid fucking JoJo people, now it's even worse.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can understand the Stranger Things problem because most of my coworkers watch it, but JoJo fans do not exist outside of the internet.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You'd be surprised anon. Netflix has made anime normie and JoJo is a very easy personality replacement and one of the more mainstream shows. Unless you're in your mid thirties or older I'd be surprised if your co-workers didn't occassionally soap box abt dumbshit basic anime. I have this one dude who's literally 32, that asked me if I'd seen Mirai Nikki because he was getting into it or some shit. Former marine, rly extroverted dude. Talking with him is one of those things where it's only fun if you have an exit plan because he'll just exhaust you after 15 minutes.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh that sounds terrible. I know people like that.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You sound like a fag

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Normshits will never appreciate good mecha and that's fine by me

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’ve refused to watch JJo. WhichSipuxsie song did they ruin?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just sneakily throw in this meme whenever talking to a JoJo fan to let them know you are in on the joke without being into JoJo.

          "Oh, but I refuse."

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I already had to deal with the stupid fucking JoJo people
        Was working out and a zoomer asked me to spot. We get to talking and he asks me what Im listening to and I tell him Yes. He then goes on some huge spiel about the anime and some fucking meme that uses a song of theirs. I dont know, it all sounded really gay and makes me embarrassed to be a fan now.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully their ADHD minds will forget her soon enough

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same shit with Master of Puppets

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And immigrant song when ragnorak came on

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's much worse when any classical piece gets popular from a movie.
      >Oh wow, you listen to vivaldis summer?
      >Yeah, third movements pretty good
      >No lol, Summer the song, like the one that's playing now

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have vice city to thank

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You might be gay

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I find it interesting how despite all that extraordinary publicity and even getting to number #1 on the charts her youtube video can't even make it to 100 million still, despite I'm sure all those people who bought it probably replaying it a lot trying to get people to "appreciate" it. Tons of 80s music videos have several hundred million views since long ago. Obviously I am not saying views make something good, I'm saying this sudden surge in Kate Bush fans is actually just some culty thing that is very small in the grand scheme of things.

      And no wonder because it's a shitty and annoying song, Wuthering Heights is her only good song that I know of. Why the fuck they ever thought this would be a good idea.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The placebo cover of running up that hill is superior to the original.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          shut the fuck up

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel you. That's Life by Frank Sinatra was my favorite song before that Joker movie turned it into a fucking incel attribute.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But anon, you're an incel on an incel board on an incel website

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    to mire myself

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its all i have man

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bitch looks like Dave Mustaine in makeup

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For pic related archaeologist wife

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      did you use that one pickup line?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      søt

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    to look good naked

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So I'm strong enough to tear a hole in time with my bare hands, find kate bush and beat her death in a stylish fashion with erotic undertones.
    God I love that woman.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is my plan
    >broke up with gf because she became an annoying bitch as soon as I started working out and taking care of myself
    >want to get huge and strong and look like a greek god but not for women, oh no
    >as soon as I get fit I will find the smallest twink at the gym (now it's me but not for too long)
    >I will seduce him
    >I will make him my cumslut
    >I will take pictures of me fucking him while looking like a greek god
    >I will send them to my ex with captions that say "omg his ass is so much better than yours haha"
    I got the inspiration from here and I'm gonna fucking do it because fuck her, that's why

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe I'll start fucking you before you become big

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is cleaning shit out of your urethra and dealing with parasites part of your plan?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A thousand or more partners? That doesn't sound right

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Partners in this case is getting blown in the corner of whatever venue you’re at. You underestimate the degeneracy of gay men.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's nordic aspie

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've never tried Nordic ass pie.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    underweight orange/red haired girls with ghostly pale skin

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hapas

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a 26 kissless virgin. I'm hoping that if I look good then girls will ignore how awkward and inexperienced I am

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just bee yourself anon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll just end up getting hurt

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my goddess

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      whomst

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nooooooo its a dude

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a guy, dickhead. And a french one on top of it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >makes most women look like dudes in comparison

      based chud

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He plans on getting his dick removed so it's a no go from me. This Argentinian chud on the other hand is keeping his cock.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know what gets me hornier. The fact that they're deluded and impressionable enough to be talked into thinking they're women, or that they angle fraud so hard that they twist up like a pretzel for photos to hide their narrow hips and wide shoulders. Either way it makes me want to dominate them.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >worship a thot
      >worship anyone
      >its also a dude
      >and a frog
      What a pathetic creature you are.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i lift to be attractive. so attractive that my girl will do what I tell her to do in order to keep me from cheating. so I make her not shave, nothing I love more than pulling and sniffing her bush.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do it for him

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I DONT WANNE BE
      I DONT WANNA BE ME
      I DONT WANNA BE
      ANYMORE

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    to be better
    also for her

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One time I got randomly picked up and slammed by a maniac cop who didn't know how to do his job because I was in the wrong place at the wrong time, I had literally no idea what was going on and was only a innocent bystander passing through an area where something had happened a little while earlier. There was no one involved at the scene a long while had passed and I was released and had a case against the county for a while. Now I'm 200lbs very few people will run up on me and try something like that and if they do I'm fighting whether they have a badge or not. I lift so I can fight cops.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmao imagine turning someone into an insecure retard for the rest of their life just by battista bombing them then getting off scot free, extremely based cop

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Now I'd probably just stab or shoot anyone who assaults me next time that dude would be dead, Im not insecure either more like paranoid. The cops here harassed me and targeted me for years here and I've been swatted in public places because of fraudulent "tips" that were called in and shit like that now.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          cool he turned you into a schizo too, cop sounds like a complete boss

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you win the case?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      find the pig and rape his ass to establish dominance

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > Reads post
      > Read posts again six minutes later
      > She's still holding the same high note

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she literally takes a different dick every night and it's not yours

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I need to stay alive as long as possible so I can defile as many anime girls in my head as possible.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I lift for my cardio waifu

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    None of you could understand why I lift.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dark skinned chicks or light skinned dudes?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I seek vitality and adventure. Pussy is a byproduct of that and I could care less about any women I don't know in person.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How much less could you care about them?

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So i can creampie as many milfs i can

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My mom

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I lift for shit's and giggles

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I lift for my former classmate Benjamin

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine running up her hill HNNNGHH

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For the difficult

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Living is suffering, and I deserve to suffer longer, so I will lift to be healthier and live longer.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I lift so my daughter will have a strong father

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for her <3

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To be like him

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hot blooded brown aussie tomboy gf

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for my son

    don't want kid to say their dad will whoop my ass , I want them to outright admit I would whoop their dads ass.

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So I can bag a girl that looks like this, blow her back out for hours at a time, suck her pec nipples, and get ab-jobs on the nightly.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's a bro, a male bro. a man

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't give a single shit. When it comes to girls like these I'd go all night then wake up bright and early the next morning and beg for more. If buff girls only like buff guys then fuck it, time to get fit.

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For God

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I lift for him

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >For me its pic related
    Do you think she knows you lift for her?

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