Why do you work out?

I do it because after a good work out, just for a little while, i feel like everything's going to be okay.

  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i started because being a skinnyfat dyel sux
    i continue because of what you said

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    To be an even sexier cunt than I already was

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    career prospect.

    • 5 months ago
      PPman

      What fucking career? Anal plug expert?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Military. And I'm damn close too.

        • 5 months ago
          PPman

          Which branch? US or UK? What's the goal

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Marines.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              You will unironically lose a ton of gains in bootcamp, even marine bootcamp. If you're in the top 75% of your age group fitness wise go ahead and either try to go recon or take the SEAL-pill and talk to a navy recruiter. being regular infantry these days are for brown people with <80 IQ and >25 BMI. I was just a mechanic, so I know all about how the "regular" military sucks. you will get nothing out of it besides depression. i suggest going big or not joining at all

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Never do any kind of direct entry SOF pipeline unless you've been coached your whole life by special forces friends and relatives and know exactly what you're in for
                >anon fails bud/s
                >gets sent to the fleet to paint the ship for 3 years
                >commits suicide
                or
                >anon enlists as 18X
                >fails SFAS
                >gets sent to the 82nd and breaks both his legs on a jump
                >dies from a pulmonary embolism from deep vein thrombosis
                or
                >anon signs an 11X opt 40 contract
                >fails RASP

                Enlisting as an 0311 is unironically the smartest choice because he's getting the best marksmanship training out of any of the services, the hardest bootcamp, the highest esprit de corps of all the branches, and he gets to taste being a grunt for 4 years where he's going to have the navigation and cardio background and some more maturity.

                t. guy in my highschool football team dropped out of bud/s and killed himself
                t. guy in the year below me in high school failed SFAS and died from a PE after breaking his legs jumping with the 82nd
                t. knew multiple guys who failed RASP
                t. 92G

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, my training at this point consists of deadlift, the. Pushups/sit-ups/pull-ups & fucking cardio. I'm already losing gains.

                Wrong nation. I'm paranoid of security checks finding my posts here, plausible deniability if I'm unspecific.

                And yeah, marines are the best of the best here, was debating going for officer, but I'm an autist, so that wouldn't workout well. I'm off to training very very soon, I'm well into the process already.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yo dawg. Marine here

              Please join the army. Everything you've been told about being a marine is actually more like the green berets. Just run and ruck and lift and do that. I'm looking into EOD most likely with the navy because the marine corps is objectively the shittiest branch. If you can swim then go air force special warfare. I'll answer questions you have but please man

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't like being a literal twig. . I used to hate doing anything related to breaking a sweat so when I started I weighed 59kg at 1.81m. I'm still dyel, but now I also work out because I like it, which got me into some other athletic stuff.
    So I work out because I like it and also to mog everyone in my social circle.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    looksmaxxing plus to counteract my binge eating

    • 5 months ago
      PPman

      This for me too i like eating what i want and nor being fat so this is the only way

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    1) To improve my health. I went hiking with some club buddies back when I was really out of shape and I was fucking dying on a 3 mile trail with only 700ft of elevation gain, even the boomers on AllTrails rated it "easy". This shit still keeps me up at night.
    2) To improve my self confidence and self esteem
    3) Increase and improve my social standing
    4) Receive more female attention

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    To give my future son a strong role model and hopefully the objective to surpass me

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I want big muscles.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    her forced me to start going and it just became an habit

    • 5 months ago
      PPman

      *She

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    my problem with really heavy workouts or cardio is if i stop moving after or dont keep busy i get super fucking depressed.

    • 5 months ago
      PPman

      Yea same. I realize that the rest of my life really isn't up to my standards

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am superior to most people and they need to be made aware of this simply by looking at me.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know, but I'm too far invested to stop now.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    to match with this

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      either a fed or she has more red flags than the garden gnomes that (didn’t) get killed. this the type of girl to say she loves you, then gives you chlamidya and fucks your best friend just to see you die inside

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit never seen cringy bollocks like this except on this site

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You lift so that you can be cringe and retarded?

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont feel depressed as fuck after doing it and it gives me a reason not to drink on the weekends

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Show us your pp, PPman

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fixes up my hormones so i don’t feel like an apathetic bitch and actually want to be energetic and achieve goals
    >all around confidence boost
    >people just warm up to you quicker if you look fit, wether that’s hulk mode roider or lean swimmer fizeek look, just look FIT and it’s like an automatic 25% multiplyer to your social status (still need to put work in obviously)
    >healthier in your older age so you can still throw women around the bedroom and then go play with the kids/cuck’s kids and not be out of breath
    >naturally would pick up how to make delicious meals at some point - works great as a date trust me on that
    >lifting as a hobby/lifestyle is just so much more “productive”, and you will espeicially notice this if you’re a gamer for example - why level up a digital character when you can be leveling yourself up? as cringy as that sounds

  17. 5 months ago
    Reddit Randy

    Good meme template

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I work out to feel better, have more energy and look better.

    I used to be pretty fat, now I've lost about 50lbs and shooting for about 15 more. I noticed I have way more energy after being able to run about 5k with a much lower heart rate as well.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh man and the sweat. i noticed when i simply lost weight and not even working on cardio (fasting fag here) i just sweat less doing simple tasks cos i’m lugging less fat around. i’ve lost roughly 20kg in total. 20kg that’s like what 45lb? now ofc a lot of that must have been water and muscle loss but still. i’ve much less fat on me and i feel so much better already.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is only one reason to workout/increase muscle mass and that is to have a higher chance of protecting your family, wife, children, in case shit ever goes south. Attaining a greater physique for cosmetic purposes is masturbation, likely based off your own insecurities. Attaining a greater physique to have a better chance at casual sex with random sloots is a waste of your time, effort and money. Attaining a greater physique to go into some realm of modelling or appearance based work.. As a man.. Is pathetic and gay.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can either be a strong father figure in a large extended family in some rural setting or you can be chaste to the specific end of gaining a deeper connection to Christianity. It seems like everything else in the world contributes to mental illness and suffering. Being Sikh is probably fine

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