Why do zoomers always come to the gym in groups, are all manlets and do meme exercises while

zoomettes come alone and have banging bodies and know exactly what they're doing with the exercises?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Omg imagine tounge fricking her butthole until it gapes wider than my empty wallet haha lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I understand exactly what you mean. No need to elaborate.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bro wtf that’s somebody’s daughter

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wake up early and you will find zero zoomers in your gym

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine not going to the gym at 5am, OP is a homosexual.

      Don't you get get tired? I prefer working out and showering an hour or so before I go to bed.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, test is highest early in the morning anon. Why are you not taking this to your advantage?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Some of us are productive

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tattoo
    dropped
    also weak thread op, sneed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Tattoos on women are gross though tbf

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's not like it's a fricking sleeve or tramp stamp

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          YOU are gross you no-chin-having short motherfricker

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why yes, I do have a jaw like that. Problem?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What tattoo? Isn't that just a string?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Found the Black.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Groups of zoomers will inevitably try to one up each other and ego lift with no consideration for good form. I saw some in the wild the other day doing 'pull ups' where their chin barely even reached the rail they were using for a bar and counting it as a full rep.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I see you guys in the gym doing bar curls with so much body movement it makes me physically cringe.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's top tier entertainment though. It's the ones who pick up the heaviest dumbells they can and swing them about like they're hot shit. Just waiting for the day one of them tears a rotator cuff or something.

        Imagine raping her. Imagine her working out for years, building confidence in her bawdtish body, only for me to show her that she has no real power. Imagine her realizing that if she hadn't actively gone out of her way to turn her body into an object of desire, she might’ve been able to escape the hellish gauntlet l'd put her through. Imagine if I let her alive and she was so traumatized that she let herself waste away Into skin and bones to protect herself from possibly being attacked for her body again. Imagine I rape her as her stick self again 2 years later before escaping into the night once again. Imagine she gets put in a psychward to protect her from self harm. Imagine she finally feels safe inside those padded walls, restrained in her straight jacket. Imagine I walk into her room with her lunch one day, dressed as her guard. No one will believe her, and there's no escape.

        Was it your dad or your uncle that diddled you as a kid?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Stepfather. Why?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >It's top tier entertainment though. It's the ones who pick up the heaviest dumbells they can and swing them about like they're hot shit. Just waiting for the day one of them tears a rotator cuff or something.
          Finally, a man of culture

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the only thing stopping you from raping any girl you want is the repercussions. admit it. or you're a onions boy

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            onions*

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            onions*

            Go back you fricking tourist newbie

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine not going to the gym at 5am, OP is a homosexual.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine raping her. Imagine her working out for years, building confidence in her bawdtish body, only for me to show her that she has no real power. Imagine her realizing that if she hadn't actively gone out of her way to turn her body into an object of desire, she might’ve been able to escape the hellish gauntlet l'd put her through. Imagine if I let her alive and she was so traumatized that she let herself waste away Into skin and bones to protect herself from possibly being attacked for her body again. Imagine I rape her as her stick self again 2 years later before escaping into the night once again. Imagine she gets put in a psychward to protect her from self harm. Imagine she finally feels safe inside those padded walls, restrained in her straight jacket. Imagine I walk into her room with her lunch one day, dressed as her guard. No one will believe her, and there's no escape.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      good pasta

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks, this made me feel better. Going to get more done tomorrow own.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All those broccoli hair frickers piss me off. I dated a gym instructor 2 years ago and she hated them too, all gym staff does. She said they would mostly stand around their gfs that would only work on their asses or the broccoli c**ts would do meme exercises on machines. They would also never make any progress. 20kg on ohp machine for an entire fricking year and they would not even come regularly and unironically call each other "fooking jacked bros" or some shit. Also the loudest motherfrickers in the gym talking about bullshit all the time. One time two of them went over to some really jacked motherfricker to tell him that he shouldn't drop the weights during deadlifts so loud because they want to talk in peace. Fricking buttholes, the only reason I go to the gym at 6 am.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >flat bench press
    >incline bench press
    >dumbbell flies supersetted with overhead cable extensions
    >bench press 1rm tests (failed 135lbs instantly)
    >incline bench press
    I watch some zoomers do this workout. They looked like they were having fun, but what the frick? It made zero sense to me. Every set had an entirely different and arbitrary amount of reps from what I could tell.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they have no idea what they're doing, they just want to tiktok that they're going to the gym because their favorite toker goes too. Frick zoomers for taking a whole machine for an hour

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i profoundly dislike this image
        why can't love just exist bros

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It can and does, you spend too much time on the internet however and have had your mind/expectations corrupted

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is a top tier post anon. These c**ts with their fricking hanging homosexual ear piercings surround the bench press and spend an hour benching 30kg with a spine bent more than ya dad

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have noticed that the high school boys come in packs. Maybe it's a social activity for them

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The genders have almost completely reversed with Gen Z. Alpha will be the nadir of masculinity for all human history.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers on average are so oversocialized they cannot lift without external motivation.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just got back from the ymca an hour ago, I usually work out at 7am but slept in today
    >people dump their fcuking kids off like it's daycare
    >at least 3 groups of middle schoolers orbiting the gym doing maybe half a set of every machine they see
    >group of 4 broccolis repeatedly doing 1rms on bench
    >older kid doing what looked like fuller rom pushdowns, not sure what they were but it looked like an easy way to frick his shoulder
    >14 year old fat kid replicating his motions on lat pulldown machine with 5lbs resistance so the cable is bouncing
    It's like a zoo in there, I wish people would stop dropping their kids off at the y like it's a daycare

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I wish people would stop dropping their kids off at the y like it's a daycare
      Well, they do it for a specific reason:
      *ahem*

      IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE-
      Y
      M
      C
      A

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >see zoomers in my gym
    >effectively blocking a powerrack for half an hour doing bench presses
    >they all let the barbell bounce of their chest and none of them does more than 5 reps
    >boomer gym chad watches them in disgust
    >shows them how its actually done and tells them to take less weight because its obviously too much for them
    >never see them again after that
    Not surprised at all. The second these morons realized that they could only bench 50% of what they thought they could bench they probably lost all motivation upon finding out that working out doesnt work like they saw it in hero academia

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they should all stay at home with their cringy dancing and fancopop and stay away from actual human activities

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    perk ''strength in numbers'' +5str
    goes to +10str when occupying the same piece of equipment

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being given a body like this and then you destroy it with a tattoo

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you guys see yourselves? Loool fricking angry boomers mad because teenagers are stupid

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i go to gym during zoomer's schooltime

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WOMEN ARE ALL prostitute!!!!!!!!!!FACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Why do zoomers always come to the gym in groups, are all manlets and do meme exercises
    They know that dawgz gotta eat so they seek protection in numbers.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    zoomettes come to get attention, that's literally it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Need

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you’re a zoomer and you always come alone
    >also people think I’m in the military because I keep my hair short

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