Why do zoomers look like this

Why do zoomers look like this

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because 1:
    >they are gay
    and 2:
    >they take steroids
    and no, those 2 are not mutual. you can do one without the other. it just seems like zoomers somehow manage to always do both no matter what

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they are gay
      Zoomer twink here. Where is my boyfriend.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        1. Prove twinkness
        2. Aquire slightly used IST bf

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hi, I'm here

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frfr

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is true
      My 18 year old zoomer cousin has already taken his first cycle
      At 18 wtf

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're downing PEDs like jelly beans and their hearts will promptly implode.

      Like so.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because they have instant access to way more shit than we did. drugs, workout knowledge, nutrition info

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bro I am so ready to juice. Ive been ready for years. I just dont want to lose my fucking hair

      how do all them keep their hair? Is hair loss on roids just a meme?

      I train for 13 years and look nowhere near that
      I am taking roids for 6 months and look nowhere near that
      What do I need to do to look like this

      where tf is the plug at bros??

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >we
      How are your grandchildren sir

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can scrap everything else other than the drugs from that. nutrition info and workout knowledge has not really added anything worth of value. maybe a 0,0001% difference.

      it's literally 100% just the drugs.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bro I am so ready to juice. Ive been ready for years. I just dont want to lose my fucking hair

    how do all them keep their hair? Is hair loss on roids just a meme?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The bald ones don’t get big on tiktok

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Take finasteride to inhibit Test>DHT conversion and stick to hair safe secondary compounds like nandrolone and boldenone (the latter can cause temp hair loss if you crash your e2 with it). Highly Androgenic compounds like mast and primo make me shed but I've had 0 issues on blasts of test/bold with fin

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >just test and eq bro
        op pic is not on just that retard lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This dude again.

        Fuck off, nobody here is not going to chemically castrate themselves with finasteride just because you told them to.
        You fucked up. Dont try to spread it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The men who get sides from Fin deserve it, they were already low T betabuck boys

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        any more than 400mg test and your hair will still fall out, even on fin. And you're not looking good on deca.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Broccoli haircuts hide the balding

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This.
        I’m receding at the temples and I have to style-fraud my hair to hide it.
        Though I’m almost thirty but I have shitty Slav hair genetics.
        I had a nice full hairline til about 25.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This.

        It's literally the same reason you always see old ladies with white hair wearing semi-short super-curly perms instead of longer or straight styles. It does the job of just BARELY managing to hide their visible scalp by puffing up the hair as much as possible to create "body", whereas if they wore their natural style, their hair would be so sparse/thin that you'd see their scalp right through it at any angle.

        So, the zoomie 'roid bois gotta rock the broc', even when that means desperately trying to maintain the once-trendy style, because as you've probably noticed, it's already being phased out for the "BTS" or "young Leo DeCaprio" haircut that is once again showing its dorky face since the early 90s.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this is interesting but why the fuck do you know that about old ladies

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            anon it's pretty obvious that's why old ladies do their hair like that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ok so you can do steroids, just avoid 19nors and DHT derivatives
      Testosterone + fin works well, EQ too.
      Just take hCG for your balls

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I train for 13 years and look nowhere near that
      I am taking roids for 6 months and look nowhere near that
      What do I need to do to look like this

      just trust le science bruh

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I train for 13 years and look nowhere near that
    I am taking roids for 6 months and look nowhere near that
    What do I need to do to look like this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      genetics

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I’m rounding and I’m still not getting excellent results
      >what do I need to do
      Stop
      /thread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mainly three things:

      - they take very high dosages

      - they angle fraud and glycogen fraud (I can guarantee you this guy is on superdrol and he doesn't look like this 11 months out of the year)

      -they photoshop their pictures. Notice how they're always much smaller on video.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >test AND fin
    may as well just chop your balls off now

  7. 2 weeks ago
    CecilDrakeInSeattle

    Even women are caching on to this, that you look like an insecure drug taking gym obsessed incel.

    Women like guys who look "naturally" muscular. It's the same as though they like dudes who dress good, but look as though they just threw on some clothes and didn't spend hours planning their outfit.

    If you look as though you take roids, spend hours at the gym, and make it your personality, it screams low self esteem, zero confidence, incel.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good thing I don't lift for women

      • 2 weeks ago
        CecilDrakeInSeattle

        Then you life for body dysmorphia or homosexuality, as this is the number one thing homos love.

        But I like lifting because I'm breaking PRs all the time. It's so much fun, I don't care if women don't think that, I do it for me.

        If you're natty, then fuckin a.

        If you're a roid chud, then seek mental health help.

        Like I said, some dude who walks in with chud roid muscles, nobody is thinking WOW WHAT A BUFF CHAD!! They are thinking lol.. that dudes life is the gym and steroids.. Oh yeah he is confident LOL

        But when some ripped natty walks in..

        OMG THAT DUDE LOOKS IN SHAPE, HEALTHY LIFE STYLE, STRONG, NATURAL, CONFIDENT

        No fucking "bodybuilders" ever make the list for the most desired men haha ridiculous

        Even if you are not in it for women, you are in it for self esteem issues.

        Like I know top of the top elite military, they gained confidence via their training and warfare reality. Know how to drop into a zone, survive, fight hardcore bastards and take 'em down.

        None of these dudes are roiders.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > If you're natty, then fuckin a.

          I am, I don't wanna ruin my balls for vanity.

          • 2 weeks ago
            CecilDrakeInSeattle

            Well a consequence of being natty, and doing shit for yourself, is that women just might wanna fuck you.

            A consequence of being a roid incel, obsessed with MUH GYM MUH GAINS walks around HEH do you even lift bro, is people knowing you're an insecure low self esteem virgin.

            When people go look at this buff dude, his muscles got him pussy, it's always a hot guy, who would have got pussy regardless. They never show some ugly fucker with 22 inch arms swimming in pussy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >soldiers don’t use steroids

          I’ve got some news for you, anon.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >reddit spacing

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're a retard if you think guys in the military aren't roiding. My sister used to make fun of the guys in her unit because they synchronized their cycles.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But I like lifting because I'm breaking PRs all the time. It's so much fun, I don't care if women don't think that, I do it for me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the fuck up you old 50 year old boomer. That zoomer in the op pic is far from an incel.

      • 2 weeks ago
        CecilDrakeInSeattle

        >is far from an incel

        LOL

        he got big moosles he no incel

        He is a little tiny confidence dweeb who roided hard and will pay for it. Sure he might get a fuck or 2, but by 30 he will be bald, aged massively, have shrunken balls, and probably half way to a heart attack.

        The confident natty will have life long health, vigor, vitality, and manhood.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's true

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Women have always called out guys for roiding. Theres a Zyzz video where he describes being called a 'roid muncher' by women at festivals.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"naturally" muscular
      aka roided to the gills but tall and with an attractive face

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Then you life for body dysmorphia or homosexuality, as this is the number one thing homos love.

      [...]
      If you're natty, then fuckin a.

      If you're a roid chud, then seek mental health help.

      Like I said, some dude who walks in with chud roid muscles, nobody is thinking WOW WHAT A BUFF CHAD!! They are thinking lol.. that dudes life is the gym and steroids.. Oh yeah he is confident LOL

      But when some ripped natty walks in..

      OMG THAT DUDE LOOKS IN SHAPE, HEALTHY LIFE STYLE, STRONG, NATURAL, CONFIDENT

      No fucking "bodybuilders" ever make the list for the most desired men haha ridiculous

      Even if you are not in it for women, you are in it for self esteem issues.

      Like I know top of the top elite military, they gained confidence via their training and warfare reality. Know how to drop into a zone, survive, fight hardcore bastards and take 'em down.

      None of these dudes are roiders.

      i lift (natty) 6 days a week for the complete destruction of israel, and total moron death

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/GSX8xXH.jpg

        you're correct in this instance, but only because we live in a judaised society
        if we lived in an Aryan society, hard work and integrity would be prevalent

        Based and aryanpilled. Sieg Heil.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can tell you're a redditor by the way you type.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Being short and on tren

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's called anabolic steroids.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because zoomers want everything instantly due to being born with a phone in their hands, so yeah they all roid and are unable to think far ahead

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    but seriously how fucked are they really? can pct save them? i'm not that familiar with steroid usage

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're fine. They'll be plowing Stacies Indy they fifties.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ok time to roid then

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's literally impossible to achieve a body like this naturally. I cannot stress this enough, it's steroids. Not that there is necessarily anything wrong with using steroids if you are willing to accept the repercussions including a tiny shrinking cock.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Peel back the deep fried coating on every zoomer influencer’s photo shoot and you get this

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are vain and were not raised to have integrity. They’d rather have muscles than do hard work the right way. Which is funny if you think about it. They want to look good for girls but their generation is having less sex because they are all fags lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >muh integrity, muh hard work!
      You are going to find out how life actually works. One day. You will never get anywhere with that attitude, all the people who admired had a huge advantage from the getgo, be it build, good looks, charisma, wealthy parents, athletic gifts, and response to roids. You are beung foolish and juvenile.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're correct in this instance, but only because we live in a judaised society
        if we lived in an Aryan society, hard work and integrity would be prevalent

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sarms

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm never using roids

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Steroids make you inflate and gain muscle and lose fat just by injecting them. You don't even need to have a strict lifting and meal plan, you can just dirty bulk and be on the broest brosplit and you will grow no matter what.
    The 15-18 year old zoomers on TikTok are the evidence.
    If you are to tell me that some teens have a perfect meal and lifting plan with perfect form then you can just fuck off.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Try it. You’ll be disappointed. These guys have filtered to the top specifically because they are exceptional. The average guy on gear you’d have absolutely no idea. Your comment is why roiders always downplay their dosages.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It makes me want to do steroids so fucking bad but I don't want a shrinking withering penis.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you still need to have a strict diet and lift with perfect form to be huge on steroids
    >most guys on roids look bad

    No, they're just not injecting enough.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >disabled

      definitely dead on those two. good job homie.

      i started open carrying in my neighborhood after two people moved here who walk pits. you wouldn't believe the dirty looks. like you get to carry an uncontrollable weapon but i can't have my perfectly controlled one- fuck you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pit bull owners , dogs should be shot and killed in front of their owners
        Then the owners should be taken to court and forced to pay a fine
        My pants were chewed up one time from having a pit bull bite on my pants while riding my motorcycle slowly through a school zone
        The owners were watching and calling for their dog to return
        The only reason I didn’t get off and beat their dogs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All of my co-workers are spooked by the "OO PITBULLS OF LOVEY DOVEY ANIMALS NOT KILLING MACHINES!" they are retards.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      story?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bro is chased down by rabid pitbulls, climbs on truck and beats em with a stick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One of the funniestvideos i've seen

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's just the extreme cases you see on the internet. aren't young people getting even more fatter and worse physically

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    social media -> mental illness -> injecting chinese bathtub chemicals in their asses

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >few years ago see some new young zoomers at the gym
    >kinda scrawny looking, doesn't look like they've worked out much before that
    >but always nice seeing young people get into working out
    >fast forward to current time
    >couple of those guys look basically like in op's now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      99% of zoomers are not natty

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why
    I think so why is pretty clear. I think you may have meant to ask how.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whats the obsession with fucking zoomers and delts, this guy has an underdeveloped chest and back but his delts are ridiculous i guess thats roids and not knowing how to train

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The deltoid has higher numbers of certain receptors that respond to steroids more than other muscle groups, so people who take gear and overtrain the delts end up with cannonballs on their shoulders.

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