Why do zoomers look so old?

Everytime i go to the gym i see zoomers with unwashed hair shitty aged skin and dyel physiques working out

Anyone from middle school till mid 20s is a zoomer to me

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If they look old, how do you know they're zoomers?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They open their mouths

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomer hair. Do you see 40 year olds with brocolli hair?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, if they want to get with the young poon.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I swear to god they don’t know how to bathe or properly use skincare products, they just dump acid on their face and stand in the shower for 4 minutes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I see bald 40 year olds with better skin than zoomers

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hello

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why would i wash my hair before going to the gym, are you moronic?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your hair is dirty and looks like it smells like shit, zoom zoom.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh no i smell bad while i'm sweating at the gym what will the gym thots think!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You zoomers are all virgins. None of you are getting laid lol.

          Much more stressful life unironically.

          Doomscrolling? They have it easy compared to us millennials. They have all the information in the world at their finger tips yet they choose to be depressed with bad hygiene.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >They have all the information in the world
            And all the inconvenient info, and the false info, and all the other forms of propaganda

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Like what?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Like green sharpies taste like apple.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >hey kids! I’m having sex!
            Trip onto a baseball bat

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Information is worthless for 2 reasons- 1) most university degrees and info you need to get a job are essentially separate (for exampel a uni that uses a program that forces you to do math, when your degree should be mostly learning how to use a specific program like salesforce or Ngpvan or some shit) 2) information is worthless when it is in an unorganized format, teenagers are exposed to infinite info but they don't know how to use it because it's given to them in random sequences that are unrelated to each other leaving them ADD and addled.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So are you. Incel Black person. Just because people don't make children doesn't mean they don't frick.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh no i smell bad while i'm sweating at the gym what will the gym thots think!

      Im at a complete loss for words that I need to even say this out loud. I mean dont you do anything else than go to the gym? Your hair is unwashed going to school, work, outside, etc too? If its unwashed at the gym its unwashed everywhere else too unless you literally teleport and spend only time alone inside your home and the gym. Which doesnt really sweeten the deal much since gym is a public space too but yeah.

      If your answer is "Ohh I dont care to take shower" then okay why do you take showers ever then? Doesnt matter if its a gym, people will view you as smelly unhygienic incel with dirty hair and smelly armpits. If thats how you want to portray yourself then fine, all good. But if you spend time with other people be that at work or wherever you take a shower, you smell good, you look fresh and then you go to the gym looking fresh and smelling good. You dont suddenly turn into an ogre when you step one foot inside the gym. If you train for 3+ hours and do cardio then yeah after 2 hours your probably little sweaty but if you take care of your hygiene your body and clothes should still smell just fine after a 45-60min training session.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's because they have spent every day of their teenage years sucking wiener.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Much more stressful life unironically.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do they have more stress than millennials? I feel we're at the same shit tbqhwyfam

      t. millennial

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 24 soon and when I larp as 19 on dating apps nobody bats an eye

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Im same age. I currently have a gf. But younger zoomer girls blatantly check me out in public

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick u

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're... getting older. Do you think it's still 2015 or something?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Op is talking about the ones currently in college and high school tho

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    vegan/vegetarian diets
    goyslop food
    the hopeless generation

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    American problem. You are all ugly unwashed, short mutts with small frames and disgusting mongrel genes.

    In real world. Zoomers are the tallest and the best looking generation. The most aware as well. Gen A will probably be even better. You fricking millenial bald numale pigs make me laugh. Majority of Zoomers will be in their 30s soon. You all seethe because your time is already over and no one wants you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy fricking cope
      Are you one of those people who do WAY too much acid?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This thread is a cope. OP is some bald "bearded" Millenial that looks like shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >aware

      lmao you gays are addicted to tikslop

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And you are to IST.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >unwashed
      If anything Americans bathe too much

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers look like babies, but ones that hit the gym are on roids because they fell for internet memes and will now go bald by the time they are 25.
    >inb4 millennials claiming they're a zoomer because their definition of gen z is 1992-2008
    Frick off moron.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    raised by iphones, not parents

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers are the first generation in 80 years who know they're dealt a shit hand and there's no point of pretending shit's all sunshine and rainbows. They know they won't get a good job, they won't get a loyal tradwife, they won't buy a house. They know they'll probably die poor and miserable so why even bother. They do bare minimum and they cheat and that's a good thing. That's why they've done more in 5 years than millennials in 20 years. They mog millennials in every department
    Weak Gen Z is only American problem. In many European countries Gen Z is the most "redpilled", most resilient, most hateful and tallest/biggest generation in recent generations.

    Millenials were a pussy generation of balding numales, the epitome of "my wife's boyfriend" meme. Weak, fragile, bald. It's Millenials that ruined the world for everyone by accepting modern degeneracy and making it common with their 'LE BASED SCOIENCE b***h' bullshit.

    You reap what you sow, clowns. Now go prep the bull.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      think you have some weird hair complex, plebbitposter

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just say you're bald and seething. I've been here longer than you are.

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