Why does every female rock climber I see look more jacked than gym girls?

Why does every female rock climber I see look more jacked than gym girls?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Brandon

    Girl belly tickle sex

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >rock climber
    >literally just plastic in the background
    Don’t see a single rock

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Plastic rocks are rocks, chud.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >transrocks

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >strong peron
      >surrounded by metal discs and and padding, literally not any practical or useful physical tasks in sight

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have a rock for her rriiiight here

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >strong peron
      >surrounded by metal discs and and padding, literally not any practical or useful physical tasks in sight

      >cyclist
      >people surprised he was on a cycle

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lmfao

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He looks dyel.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he looks scuby1961

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is it worth getting a rock climbing membership? is it good for strength, hypertrophy, or cardio? or is it more of a balance and technique type training?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's definitely good exercise. And you'll use a bunch of muscles balancing that you usually wouldn't. The really good rock climbers are strong, but they find ways to make it physically easier. If you're new, you'll just be trying to yoke it up the wall so it's like an advanced pull-up clinic.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >strength
      Kinda
      >hypertrophy
      No
      >cardio
      Absolutely not
      It's mostly about skill and power-endurance.
      >t 20+ year cloomber

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there's a climbing gym within reasonable distance from me that's about $45/mo for membership. would it be worth? i'm not hurting for money at all.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's a decent price for a climbing gym. If you want to be a climber, go for it. If you want to have big muscles, go lift weights instead.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          $45/mo for a climbing gym is a fricking steal
          in israelite york all of the climbing gyms are like $130/mo

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Holy shit $45/mo is insanely cheap. In most larger towns/cities you're looking at $100 or more. Even like $70 is considered pretty cheap.

            you only get the rate if you prepay for a year, but i can lump sum 550 bucks no problem. it sounds like i'll go ahead and pay them a visit.

        • 4 weeks ago
          sage

          Holy shit $45/mo is insanely cheap. In most larger towns/cities you're looking at $100 or more. Even like $70 is considered pretty cheap.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        climbing is all about strength once you get basic skills down

        there's a climbing gym within reasonable distance from me that's about $45/mo for membership. would it be worth? i'm not hurting for money at all.

        its fun and you meet tons of chill people

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >basic skills
          Kek

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            its pretty basic bro.

            im surprised a "20 year climber" doesnt know its all about strength at higher grades.

            you can use any technique if you arent strong enough to hold onto the holds.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You’re genuinely moronic. Keep feeling proud of finally muscling up a V3, gumby

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                clearly you have no real retort

                sorry learning to climb took you 20 years

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I will technique my way up this V11 using intellect and will power!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this homie has never seen a V11 friction slab

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >this one super niche type of boulder vs literally 99% of v11+ where exceptional strength and power are required

                wow u got me lol

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >slab is niche
                outed yourself as an indoorcel

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How is it not niche at higher grades? Have you even been outside, like even once?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I’ve been climbing for ten years and I’ve only seen three pure friction slabs harder than v10 in that time. Most hard “slabs” are slightly off vertical with minuscule holds or some kind of borderline physically impossible tension arete bullshit.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It is niche outside the UK lad

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I have embraced the slab in my 11th year of climbing. I was always terrified of slipping and necking myself, could never trust my feet... I always loved overhang climbs and used brute strength at times to get up. It helps with proprioception and training the nuance of balance and body position (great for outdoor lead and trad). Too more slabs! Let them not be niche anymore.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Name one, I dare you

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ?si=nlTpbJVzziAk3IRf
                suck my dong gym gumby. not even that unique of a climb

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >posts V14 boulder requires world class finger strength
                >guys its really only about technique

                try thinking before posting gumby

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Also want to say that I’ve been to ogawayama and seen this boulder and it’s exactly what I’m talking about. If you think it’s all balance and no strength you’re a fricking idiot.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                dis homie brain doesnt work LMAO

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                not an argument, also you're indian

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                cope, seethe and dilate

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                see

                >posts V14 boulder requires world class finger strength
                >guys its really only about technique

                try thinking before posting gumby

                you must have forgotten to reply to that post

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >thinks its hard to learn how to climb
                >calls others morons

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Over emphasis on technique is a noob trap and usually spouted by people that justify being weak by pretending their suberb technique makes up for it. Thing is, you can't even have suberb technique without being very very strong at the same time. There are many aspects of climbing where if you aren't strong enough, there is no amount of technique that will allow you to do the move/sequence, and so you can't even train the specific techniques required for those harder sequences. If you think techniques that are used on easier climbs are directly applicable to harder climbs because the techniques look the same, you're wrong, there is a lot of subtlety to each technique and not all of it is obvious or even useful on easier climbs. All of the best climbers are strong as hell.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Unbelievably based take. My only contention is that often times, climbers DO have some strength to perform a move but end up doing it in a hard way, muscling through the climb when they don't need to. I think there's a fine balance at play, especially at the intermediate grades. If someone weaker than you physically can send your project with much less effort, there's absolutely something to be learnt. But to the morons who think strength doesn't matter - frick off. You should always be training the core elements. Progresively overload hangboard, do weighted chins, do front lever progressions, etc.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                100% agree

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://youtu.be/vAAc2BZtz1E?si=nlTpbJVzziAk3IRf
                suck my dong gym gumby. not even that unique of a climb

                >gumby is from 1953

                how fricking old are you? hahahahaha

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon I…

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                am an old boomer

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              *cant use any tech

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Came back to climbing after years. I remember the tech just fine, but I can't out-tech my fingers giving out

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                youll get the strength back bro! good luck.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't fricking like "chill" people. "Chill" people are boring wiggerized homosexuals with lukewarm personalities and opinions. The exact type of hipster who hopped on the muh alternative working out trend of climbing little plastic walls. You could sell them ice cubes in antarctica.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            then frick off. i wont miss you.

            its mostly young in shape people who can afford a more expensive hobby.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you meet tons of chill people
          Christ i googled how to meet people at bouldering and THIS is what you people talk like/about?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You can talk about what you want if you're not a literally socially anxious literal redditor.
            Usually I'm with my gf so when I spot a hot dude I just come to him and say she finds him sexy and would learn from him, whatever he has in mind.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >send
            >beta
            >crux
            Fricking cringe

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >i googled how to meet people at bouldering

            bro just be normal

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >is it worth getting a rock climbing membership? is it good for strength, hypertrophy, or cardio? or is it more of a balance and technique type training?
      it's a fun hobby to *use* the strength you've developed... but without technique you're just another strong noob who's going to top out at v3 (v4 if the gym grades things soft).

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I improoved enough to go from V3 gumby to V6 cool guy but I quit anyway because it just takes up too much time and I like rooning more tbh

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t know but they’re cuter on average too

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mirin shoulders but this is proof anyone who recommends climbing for forearms should be spayed and drowned in a bog.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You’re a dyel and she is stronger than you and has stronger forearms than you KWAB

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          U mad brah?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah that’s u brah

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >that well defined back
              Sexo

            • 4 weeks ago
              Cult of Passion

              Frickin Popeye here.

              I mean, I would, but thats the important part right now.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I’d put my spinach in her can.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        belaying will get your forearms rock hard

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rock climbing is not for IST because rock climbing requires actual strength and not just looking like you go to the gym.

        U mad brah?

        Zoomers are so scared of showing emotions. It truly is pathetic.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't recommend women for forearms.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why do you dorks always use exceptions when making arguments abut averages?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        watch some IFSC womens bouldering on youtube and they all look pretty good.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if you haven't been outside in the real world in months otherwise they are all like 6s and 7s

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She is absolitely disgusting

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why does she do this??!?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She's cold. Women don't generate their own body heat.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sex

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she knows you're watching.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She wants to take a shit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cute face
      Too bad about her manly body. I dont like sporty girls, they are too masculine

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Homosexuality is a sin you know

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sin isn't real, homosexual.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Massive cope u homo

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Demonstrate its reality, dumbass 🙂

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nta, but why? He’s already told you about it. You deny it, so that’s it. Christ said preach the gospel, that is, the good news about salvation from sin and the gift of eternal life. That’s all. No one has to convince you. Continue believing what you will. If you want to believe there’s no right or wrong, neither he, nor I, nor anyone will convince you. The point is, at least you know about and cannot claim ignorance.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >can't demonstrate it is real
                >"uhh this book that says you're all sinners and says it's right says it's real and the only way to be saved from it is to believe so it must be real!"
                Try not to twist yourself into knots next time, sweatie

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                #
                >heh, you cant even demonstrate that lying is real
                Anon, I...

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I’m not in knots at all. I don’t even know who you’re quoting since I didn’t say anything like that. I merely was saying the original anon doesn’t need to prove anything. If you refuse to acknowledge that there’s even right and wrong, then there’s no point. Whatever I offer as proof, you’ll just say “doesn’t count” like a child. You’ve been told, the obligation is fulfilled. What you do with it is entirely up to you, and is exclusively your responsibility.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You must not be very intelligent if you can't figure out how that's related directly to what you said.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      terrible posture geeez they could use some facepulls

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who chalks their wiener?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally death grip. These kind of girls don't give handjobs but hancareers

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They need more upper body strength than lower body which looks more jacked and being lean is a huge advantage for rock climbing.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My rock climber bud said the opposite was the case. That you mostly use your legs to climb, while hands are just to get some grip

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the more you use your legs the longer your hands can keep climbing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They need more upper body strength than lower body
      Wrong. Only beginners do that. Opposite is true. Legs are much stronger and more useful.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're a fricking gumby

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because rock climbing is 100% upper body and gym girls train 90% lower body only

        legs are not challenged to grow from climbing, upper body is

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And you've been climbing for how many years?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            as long a i live - climbing is natural activity for humans

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              So is shitting

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do i get arms like this?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Be a womanlet with thin bones and low bodyfat

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      skip push day

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think it is a necessity for athletes to push themselves to the limit, but you can just frick around and go easy in the gym.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh wow the higher the grade the stronger the person

    shocking!

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Puccio is on steroids you can tell by her HGH jaw and her IG posts oversharing about her fricked up menstrual cycle
    The top female pros are Natalia Grossman, oriane bertone and janja garnbret and they are skinny/female ottermode

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oriane is so fricking hot

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every professional athlete is on steroids

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    our boy Alex Megos

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lowercase troon writing
    >plebbit spacing
    >borderline illiterate
    Why does climbing plastic in overpriced gyms attract such trannies?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Obsessed

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >goes into threads about things he doesnt like
      what a failure

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because you're only seeing pro level climbers? The girls I see at my climbing gym have standard yoga/cardio girl physiques.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because you're swapping cause and effect. It's the genetic freaks who end up excelling in a sport that requires a lot of upper-body strength.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    good morning i hate women

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    top tier climber = top tier strength

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm always surprised that when you hear about plant based athletes you never hear about him. Especially considering he is one of the few who build a lot of his strength while being actual plant based.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because rock climbing builds the upper body and 1) big arms are not feminine because there are more androgen receptors there, and 2) gym thots just work their ass and thighs.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "There is no too short, too tall, too heavy, too warm, too wet, or too humid. There is just one excuse: too weak."
    -Alex Megos

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rock climbing is an LGBT den - I wouldn't touch it with a 10ft pole after meeting some of these people.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      explain

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's being ridiculous, but isn't completely wrong. It is definitely a sport with a lot of lesbians. But most of them are pretty cool people actually. Anon is clearly an autistic sperg who can't handle making friends with some lesbos.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You’ve never befriended a lesbian. These people are literally fricking insane. All of them hate men on some level whether openly or not. They’re the most emotionally abusive creatures on this planet. Just stay the frick away.
          t. Guy whose wife had a friendship with a lesbian couple. Saw this shit first hand.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I have you moron. They introduced me to my wife and they were at my wedding.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So true,homosexuals and lesbians are mentally ill people.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You are probably just a massive dickhead.
            I've met plenty of lesbians/bisexual women who are cool people who don't hate men at all, and one lesbian couple that even helped me meet straight chicks when I was on vacation in their town.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >simping this hard for degenerates

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why does climbing attract homosexuals and progressive morons with such success? What is it about the limp-wristed leftist c**t that finds such joy in clinging to poorly set plastic holds and asking gym owners about transhomosexual inclusivity?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Same reason why those homosexuals dont do weights. They are weak and carrying their 50 kg bodies thinks that makes them strong even though average DYEL male could rip their bodies apart.

                Thats why most of them don't even do actual rock climbing because they are homosexuals and being in the wild makes them wanna suck a dick instead of doing an actual sport.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                God I fricking hate plastic pullers so much. Just a bunch of pathetic weak homosexuals who go outdoors once a year, pad the everliving frick out of the 'classic' V4 12 footer, can't send, cry about how scary topouts are, and then b***h about how sandbagged it is and how it's too morpho for them at 5'8" (it is not morpho) and whine about their precious little gym skin while they camp underneath the actually classic problem on the boulder.

                Same c**ts who think we should add bolted anchors to the gumby training wheel trad routes and snake dike despite having never climbed in Yosemite.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >tfw you move for a job and the nearest crag is 3 hours away, and climbable for only 1/3 of the year
                Not everyone has access to a crag anon.
                >Frick zoomers for padding for protection
                Who gives a shit?
                >Frick zoomers for wanting to bolt routes
                Then don't use them if you care about "classics"
                >Frick zoomers for being scared
                It's a new climber thing. I'm sure your b***h ass was quivering with knees buckling after doing your first V2, so shut the frick up and quit LARPing like you're this unstoppable badass. You're posting on IST so you're probably a fat mongoloid.
                >Frick zoomers for not climbing in Yosemite
                Not everyone lives in cali you fricking moron, and they aren't a NEET like you who has all the time in the world to go wherever. Realistically I won't set foot in Yosemite for another 2 god damned years due to my work schedule. Is that a reason to end my life? Yes. Yes it is. But the point remains. Kys.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Seethe harder you fat gym climbing c**t moron. I don't live in California or Colorado, regularly highball, and started climbing outdoors, not in a gym like your b***h ass.

                I am simply better than you. Lick my balls and get over it, homosexual.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >regularly highball
                Nobody cares about your V0 project that just so happens to be 30 feet up.
                >not in a gym like your b***h ass.
                Okay this is a legitimate reason to seethe. My nearest crag is a 3 hour drive. Guess I'll kms then.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're the exact homosexual phenotype I was denigrating anyway. A whiny b***h who gets personally offended when real climbers don't want to grid bolt, comfortize, and generally manufacture the outdoors down to a level of 'accessibility' so that every Fatty McTwochins can hangdog their way up every climb and every ChingChong 5'3" YP can bring 8 metrosexual friends and 17 pads to an overbuilt landing for a medium height V2. Frick you, frick yuppies, and frick zoomers. So yeah, you should go kys. Leave the outdoor crags for people who belong outdoors.
                >Verification not required.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You sound like a needlessly angry homosexual.

                >regularly highball
                Nobody cares about your V0 project that just so happens to be 30 feet up.
                >not in a gym like your b***h ass.
                Okay this is a legitimate reason to seethe. My nearest crag is a 3 hour drive. Guess I'll kms then.

                You sound like an angsty homosexual.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I do suck lots of big indian wiener, yes, but my rage is quite needful, sir.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Holy fricking based

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Holy fricking based

                >I belong outdoors
                >NOOO don't bolt my route
                >Yeah, I climb. I'm pretty legendary.
                >Seethes at asians climbing harder than him
                >If you don't climb outdoors, unironically have a nice day
                Bro. Chill.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >who gets personally offended
                Offended? Nah. I just don't give enough of a frick. I think it's pathetic when
                >real climbers don't want to grid bolt
                Act like it's a huge deal when a route IS bolted. Nobody's making you use it. Unless... don't tell me... that you'd clip in? What's wrong anon, I thought you were a real climber? Is the temptation too strong? That's the homosexualry that takes away from americans' freedoms. Nobody's forcing you to clip in pussy, so stop acting like it's a big deal when people bolt shit you don't want bolted.
                >every Fatty McTwochins can hangdog their way up every climb
                Why do you care? You come off as this angry twat who's afraid of company. It makes you seethe that others are joining the sport. Who gives a flying frick. This tells me that you don't climb hard enough, since you're obviously dicking around beginners routes all day. Like I said, nobody gives a frick about your 50 ft highball if it's V0.
                >Leave the outdoor crags for people who belong outdoors.
                Idk this sums it up quite nicely

                https://i.imgur.com/TvagsLh.png

                [...]
                >I belong outdoors
                >NOOO don't bolt my route
                >Yeah, I climb. I'm pretty legendary.
                >Seethes at asians climbing harder than him
                >If you don't climb outdoors, unironically have a nice day
                Bro. Chill.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Act like it's a huge deal when a route IS bolted. Nobody's making you use it. Unless... don't tell me... that you'd clip in? What's wrong anon, I thought you were a real climber? Is the temptation too strong?
                Unfathomably moronic. Same thought process as "who cares if there's a paved road and cell service through the wilderness. Nobody's making you use them". Seriously fricking moronic.
                >Who cares if there's more human shit, more trash left around, more noise, more competition for parking at trailheads, more drones, more homosexual cig/weed smokers, more grease on holds, more tickmarks left, more social trail braiding, more barren dirt patches under boulders where plants used to be. Who gives a flying frick?
                Again, you're a moron.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Unfathomably moronic. Same thought process as "who cares if there's a paved road and cell service through the wilderness. Nobody's making you use them". Seriously fricking moronic.
                Go get lost in the woods then homosexual.
                >more competition for parking at trailheads,
                Tells me you only park at designated tourist traps. Nice try larper. Stop proving to us all that you climb b***h routes at crowded locales.
                >Reeeee, b-b-but... I don't want the tourists to actually BE at the tourist destinations.
                The real climbers I know go into the middle of buttfrick nowhere to climb unnamed shit after an hour approach. Go swallow the cum off your dads dirty old balls you seething gay twit.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I climb outside more than you and for many more years, climb harder than you, climb more remote rocks than you, more FAs than you, and am simply better than you. You're just a fat homosexual who's butthurt that I shit on your gay gym fake bullshit.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Post body. Refer to this:

                https://i.imgur.com/TvagsLh.png

                [...]
                >I belong outdoors
                >NOOO don't bolt my route
                >Yeah, I climb. I'm pretty legendary.
                >Seethes at asians climbing harder than him
                >If you don't climb outdoors, unironically have a nice day
                Bro. Chill.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i bet you frick the hottest dudes too

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I bet you can deepthroat the meatiest wieners too.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >this is MY gate
                >I am its keeper
                >I AM SILLY ASDDASDSADADFSS

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                actually fricking based

                You sound like a needlessly angry homosexual.

                [...]
                You sound like an angsty homosexual.

                https://i.imgur.com/TvagsLh.png

                [...]
                >I belong outdoors
                >NOOO don't bolt my route
                >Yeah, I climb. I'm pretty legendary.
                >Seethes at asians climbing harder than him
                >If you don't climb outdoors, unironically have a nice day
                Bro. Chill.

                >this is MY gate
                >I am its keeper
                >I AM SILLY ASDDASDSADADFSS

                mogged asian twinks

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                77 here, I'm actually 6'2" and too fat to be good at bouldering. So I'm cutting down to 205-210 so I can have more fun 🙂

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bro, the frick you doing on IST at 77??

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >plastic pullers
                >pad the everliving frick out of the 'classic' V4 12 footer
                >send
                >sandbagged
                >morpho
                >(it is not morpho)
                holy frick kys dude

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Get a load of the lingo. THIS guy fricks, I can tell

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because the sport evolved in california, so that's the culture it gets. When it went mainstream, it was cali-tards promoting most of the marketing. In europe, it isn't NEARLY as much about trans ideology as it is in the cucked states of america.

                https://i.imgur.com/nOQhwjZ.jpg

                Same reason why those homosexuals dont do weights. They are weak and carrying their 50 kg bodies thinks that makes them strong even though average DYEL male could rip their bodies apart.

                Thats why most of them don't even do actual rock climbing because they are homosexuals and being in the wild makes them wanna suck a dick instead of doing an actual sport.

                Climbing gets you incredibly strong relative to bodyweight. It's not a sport that'll get you BIG, besides your back. But at least in climbing, everyone's mind isn't tainted by the roidtroony bullshit you see on IST. As much as homosexualry exists in the sport, at least the guys are secure about their appearance and don't try to looksmax at the cost of their mental health. Keep seething homosexual.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            unironically true. there is a reason that the lesbian divorce rate is triple the straight divorce rate. I was in a throuple with 2 bisexual girls for 5 years and it was constant warfare on my mental health. Most depressing and confusing time of my life. Have been able to return to the church and the gym ever since I stopped talking to them and I feel like I'm crawling out of a dark cave.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Trust in the Lord Anon.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Indoor climbing used to be a way for serious climbers to train during the off season
        It's been gentrified and corporatized regulated into becoming a social activity for communists and lesbians
        Outdoor climbing is still relatively pure. You see homosexuals on the warm up boulders and 5.7 sport crags, but real climbers deeper in the woods are bros

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It's been gentrified and corporatized regulated into becoming a social activity for communists and lesbians
          Yeah I go there to climb with my friends, you mad bro? We even talked our way into some climbing friend groups and now I'm dating a cute fit lil asian girl I met. You mad bro? You fuming? Are you mentally discombobulating? Are you irritated? Is your temperature rising? Do you find yourself becoming annoyed?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          can confirm. The most radical vegan/commie weirdos I've met have all been in climbing gyms.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            sounds like I should check out a climbing gym then, that's my vibe. Thanks for the tip!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's an obsessed closeted gay that hates people who are confident enough to be open.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much this. After football (soccer for Murricans) is perhaps one of the dykest sports.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    damn i love alex, she's even hotter all grown up now

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is every climbing thread on this board filled with a bunch of indoor V5 climbers that care more about the type of person that climbs than about the act of climbing? can you morons not just get actually good at the things that interest you, or are you so autistic that interacting with strangers is a more daunting challenge than just getting strong and working on yourselves.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's not really much to discuss.

      >I like climbing
      >me too
      >i went climbing the other day
      >nice, climbing is fun
      >what are some good belay devices
      >just get a grigri
      >chalk is good
      >i agree, chalk
      >I'm projecting this thing
      >that's nice

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At least at the gym you can talk about your projects.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because Im tired of pretending women and trannies dont ruin everything

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They don't ruin anything you're just a developmentally stunted homosexual.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no they definitely do make climbing gyms worse

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >want to find a tomboy gf
    >ISTizens recommend I go to a rock climbing gym
    >the women there are all either dykes or vegan hippies
    >no brown skinned cutie tomboy at all
    >all of them probably ultra leftist as well
    I feel slighted

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the tomboy genocide is real and you will never find one

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick did you expect?
      >no brown skinned cutie tomboy at all
      Life isn't a anime. Those dykes and vegan hippies are what most tomboys look like.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you should've gone to the gardening girls
      they have a lot of closet racists

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Try going to a rock climbing gym in a brown country if you like brown girls.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine her doing that naked :*~~)

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Haha then you could see her sweaty pussy and butthole from all angles, that's gross anon, I wouldn't want to see that!
          Imagine if she had a butt plug in :*~~)

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine her being stuck up there, sweaty and trembling while she decides her next move, and sliding a lubed finger into her tight sphincter. She wouldn't be able to do anything about it ;*~~

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Haha, imagine if when you did that she let out a frustrated moan of pleasure and her face turned beet red. Then instead of trying to keep climbing she started moving her hips back and forth. You're so weird anon!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wtf imagine the strength
        genuinely mogs me pretty hot tbqh

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >imagine her grabbing your lower section with dem strong hands

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so effn strong frick

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Good gods I wanna lick climbing girls until my tongue bleeds

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she was an sex rocket when she was 16, turned 18 and soon after all the charm was gone
          >the wall
          not really, but they are the best when they are illegal 😀 also she's got unfortunate breasts genetics - droopy droopy droopy :v

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Try going to a rock climbing gym in a brown country if you like brown girls.
        I already live in the UK

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Expect all women to be ultra-leftist in general. Women are social conformists and the epidemic of fatherless or basically-fatherless women means they will fall back to socially acceptable positions for anything they aren't invested in. Tomboys are a meme, though.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your ass has had 0 revolutionary or socially nonconforming thoughts. Your ass wouldve supported slavery and every other backwards idea throughout history. Crazy how you believe you are different or a free thinker when a hippie vegan climber is more socially nonconformint than you.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tomboys are a meme
        Tell that to the one I’m fricking and am going to marry. Continue to cope and seethe though.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because gym girls train ass-centric. Bouldering requires you to be top heavy. Ergo, the girls look impressive when their upper body is in the shot. Take a pic at their asses and tell me they're "more fit". It's just the necessities of the sport.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >if i just technique hard enough i can balance my way up V14 slab

    then go do it bro and post it on youtube.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Already posted ITT is a Latice video showing the harder the grade the stronger the climber

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because 90% gym girls only do ass workouts
    climbing girls pretty much only do upper body
    plus they usually are in a gym were there is climbing trainers that make you train right and they need to be reasonably strong to actually climb so they push themselves instead of doing 3x20 glut bridges

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    average climber chick has a shit skinnyfat body and does not look like pic rel

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are there actually women at these places?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sure. Almost 50/50 from what I've seen

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I will make my way there.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bros, every time I've tried indoor climbing I could barely do the easiest course and I got tired after like 10 minutes and left. kind of embarassing, and I was holding up people who knew what they were doing
    obviously I can go when it's less busy and just stop being embarrassed but what else can I do? I'm already good at pullups, are there some other exercises I can do to make myself a bit better at climbing?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most climbers are supportive, chat to them and get some tips. No need to be embarrassed, we all start somewhere.
      Pull ups translate a bit, but you don't want to climb all the time with your upper body, you need to work on technique and push up with legs to conserve energy in your fingers, grip and forearm strength for really hard movements or long routes.
      For now, just climb a shit load and learn technique and how your body can get into various climbing positions. The specific strength training can come later.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thanks

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Most climbers are supportive, chat to them and get some tips. No need to be embarrassed, we all start somewhere.
          Pull ups translate a bit, but you don't want to climb all the time with your upper body, you need to work on technique and push up with legs to conserve energy in your fingers, grip and forearm strength for really hard movements or long routes.
          For now, just climb a shit load and learn technique and how your body can get into various climbing positions. The specific strength training can come later.

          steep hikes with a lot of scrambling can also help you gain more awareness and muscle memory when it comes to dealing with rocks. obviously not as fast as actual climbing but you can do it alone if embarassment is an issue.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Keep going. It's a whole different skillset to anything else, it's hell on your hands, and it takes a lot of unfamiliar upper body positions under tension with occasional explosive power.

      Try to work out the intelligent way up, don't brute force everything or else you'll just be stumped by anything that doesn't resemble a ladder. Watch other climbers, ask for help, they're usually friendly enough (but autistic).

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women don't go to the gym to ACTUALLY get into shape they go to the gym to FEEL LIKE they are getting in shape. ACTUALLY getting in shape requires unnecessary effort. Women are allergic to unnecessary effort generally.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >generally
      Kinda, but this makes me wonder if you actually lift, as one can easily see true strong-shaped specimens at the gym. A lot.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >allergic to unnecessary effort
      but that is a good thing idiot

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they're leaner.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fat people cannot physically rock climb but they sure as frick still go to the gym for some reason.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    her gripping your throbbing wiener
    handjobs are back on the menu boys

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her calloused hands will make yours look like baby hands.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you all such gay morons?

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’d love to stick my middle finger up her ass and leave it in there for 10 minutes. I would be able to feel my finger warm as her butthole moulds and tightens around my finger. She contracts her ass tube and I can feel a little nug nudging my finger. After the 10 minutes I’d pull out my finger and inspect the brown juice and light coating of poo paste on my fingernails. Then, I would smell my finger while looking at her in the eyes. Then, finally I would lick and suck my finger and taste what she had for breakfast that morning, eyes watering and tongue burning

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    99% of women at my gym do 85 pound squats, a few hip thrusts, 5 minutes on cardio, and then spend the rest of their time taking selfies of their misshapen ham asses in the mirror. Fricking hate women so much it's unreal.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Climbing is super stressful and one of the most moronic sports there are. What are you? A fricking monkey?

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I see people doing this shit and wish they would fall.

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sweaty women:0

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because they actually work out hard.
    A girl swinging 2.5 kg dumbbells and hip thrusting 10kg with 40 reps in reserve isnt going to grow shit. A rock climber is forced to actually swing her own body around using their arms and back

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fat loser here, how in shape do i need to get before i can even start rock climbing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've lost 75 kg(was 150 kg) specifically so I could start climbing because it was always my dream and my advice is to lose as much as you can because every extra kg increases the chance of tendon injury. How much do you weigh and how tall are you?

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the chalky death grip handjobs

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most people, especially girls, train like pussies in the gym.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is so true. Anytime they feel any resistance at all like they're like "omg this is too hard!" b***h you're never gonna make progress if you don't push yourself.

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Those are some juicy forearms, rock climbing makes your arms into tree trunks?

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get my gf to UNdevelop her shoulders/arms, while still staying fit?

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yandex ris says she (OP image girl, and this image girl) is Alex Puccio

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well, I can honestly say I’d love to lick those shapely pits after she’s done with very long climbing session. No cap, no cap.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      correct. world cup vods from when she was active are likely still up

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd climb into her pucci if you get my meaning

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like her nipples are puccin out

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    male climbers are dweebs

    female climbers are overly masculine and busted out. Wouldn't reccomend to wife up or do anything serious with them. Frick all you like

    No normal, well adjusted feminine girl is gonna wanna do fricking rock climbing lol

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the "normal" well adjusted girl has never faced adversity in her life and will balloon in size after marriage while expecting to be treated like a princess for the rest of her life. I'd rather be with a strong person that won't break down in tears over a tiny scrape or seeing a bug and then refuse to summit unless I carry her pack the rest of the way up. Genuinely don't know why most guys want a needy infant as a partner, I've been there and it's fricking miserable

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So IST how would you get stronger for climbing? Let's say I'm a new climber coming up on 1y of training and I want to actually get good
    How should I go about improving my strength for climbing?
    >asking for a friend

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ignore roastie. Come climb with me instead brother.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Megos is the GOAT

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because rock climbers actually train to be strong, gym girls hop on the treadmill and maybe add some glute exercises.

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because foids only train butt and legs.

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