why does he breathe like that after he says a few words?

why does he breathe like that after he says a few words?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jacked manlets are so pathetic. Any dyel Lanklet standing next to him would mog him to oblivion

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe, but he still mogs the living shit out of you in every possible aspect of life. Physique, strength, money, success, iq, gf, social life and whatnot

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >every aspect of life
        >Doesn't mention height

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >obsessed with height
          >is a weakling
          Prove me wrong?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        > t. seething manlet

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have none of that, are a manlet, and are seething.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        like clockwork, chill down jeff

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not Jeff. Why would Jeff waste his time arguing with retards like you?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            your video on lateral raises helped me alot, thanks dude

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            please someone draw jeff writing this PLEASE

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Maybe, but he still mogs the living shit out of you in every possible aspect of life. Physique, strength, money, success, iq, gf, social life and whatnot

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        how does his cum taste like?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        100% pure unadulterated COPE right there

        Truth is anon, when you are a fucking midge none of it matters, he is a laughing stock and always will be, tbh as someone who is 5'11 I know understand completely when 6'5 kings must feel when they look at us average peasants

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This comment shows just how deluded the average ISTizen is.
          Do you have any idea how tall 6"5 is? 99% of people are not nearly that fucking tall. Unless you live in holland or some shit, you dont have to be almost 2 meters tall to "make it"

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek. The cope replies to this are gold

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What else should a manlet do, coping lanklet ? Everything was given to you at birth and you still achieved nothing lmao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I still don’t get why big time rush is in that picture

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please stop making fun of us. We just want to feel big

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fitness>Height
      You're literally obsessed with a statistical insignificance. The global average height is a little over 150cm, meaning they fuck more and survive better than taller individuals. Sure there are a lot of factors that affect height, but that's a fact you can't dispute. Just like how individuals closer to the global average have longer life expectancies and fewer health issues. OP mogs you and you're either coping or simping, take your pick.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        LMAOOOOOOOO

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        AHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ok little buddy

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        actually crying this is so fucking funny oh my god

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jeff pls go

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        lost

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        holy shit lmao

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        jeff pls

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Haha you've got BIG dreams, don't you little fella.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >statistical insignificance
        Are we pretending?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          based dataposter
          source?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://home.uchicago.edu/~hortacsu/onlinedating.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwi4qqWd0bj4AhWNtqQKHcOkCrIQFnoECAcQAQ&usg=AOvVaw2jnWGPnSY0XToMC8utEycw

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              epic thanks

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Tippytoed when they measured your height in high school

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      if the 4chinz incel says so I guess it must be true

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's true though. Being short is among the worst genetic hands to be dealt, along with balding.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, sadly life really isn't fair for us halflings.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know the key difference Anon? I like Jeff and I hate most lankelts. Unless a lanklet works out he's a worthless cunt. Being tall is not an appropriate substitution for being /fit

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does this Canuck gnome still claim natty? Does anybody actually believe him?

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because he is an overweight midget.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've noticed that as well, really irritates me. It sounds like he doesn't care to be there, like he's annoyed that he has to speak.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He sounds like hes about to die

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        soon, his heart isn't gonna last.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The other day I watched David Laids interview with the column specialist and he could now fuckind stop yawing. And the other dude was entertaining.
      Same thing happened to poliquin back in the day.
      They just cant oxigenate all that tissue.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yawning has nothing to do with oxygen levels. It has to do with understimulation mentally. Effectively meaning you're bored, or take too many stimulants and currently don't have enough in your system.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    on one hand, he literally is 5”5 so that mass isn’t crazy on someone his size and for someone who’s been training as long as him. but i dunno. he might have done a cheeky cycle here and there.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this manlet is the single most boring person ever. does this guy have a personality outside of making cringe videos? he might not even be real

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    jeff nippard is what happens when a fucking nerd lifts and tries to make it his entire personality, guy is pure cringe

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are his arms so freakishly short? I mean, I know he's a midget, but even proportionally

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this shit fucks me up every single time

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you know why

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even for a manlet that delt definition is too much. No way he's natural.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    lungs getting cancer from all that steroid abuse

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOW DOES THIS GUY CLAIM NATURAL WHILE HIS SKIN LOOKS LIKE MY C0CK?

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this board so utterly obssesed with height and other features that you cannot modify? Actual mental illness lmao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      manlet detected

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just find it annoying that he has SCIENCE SAYS in all his video titles.
    Like you don't need a 3 peer reviewed articles to determine if benching grows your chest and arms.
    It's kind of silly.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a roider (stopped competing in drug free bodybuilding then coincidentially blew up like 40lbs) and overweight. He probably has a cpap like all the fake natties on /plg/

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    idk why he looks so funny to me. maybe just the knowledge that he's 5 feet tall, or the way his head looks out of proportion with his body. he's like a little gnome or bobblehead hahahahahaha

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post the pic of him next to his bed.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do manlets have this same squeaky office dweller voice?

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im 5"9 but i live in southern Europe, surely that is enough right bros?
    Also, how tall is the guy in the op pic?

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No 6 foot inventors exist.
    Being tall means you are stupid.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Manlet chads, we stay winning.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This kills the LULZ poster

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just be a millionaire bro

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      jesus she looks terrifying, like a monster thats about to bite your head off or something

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post her without make up

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Search it on google, i dont have time right now

    • 2 months ago
      Reddit Randy

      This kills the yellow fever manlet

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tiny lung capacity.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Huffing his own farts.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My future girlfriend won't care if I'm short and not rich.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anime drawings don't count anon

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    PEDs and mass are negatively correlated with cardiovascular health.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >At gym
    >Doing lateral raises
    >Want to simply learn best form
    >Search on YouTube
    >Jeff Nippard appears
    >Gay intro
    >Jeff Nippard presents
    >Technique Tuesday
    >Midget appears
    >In speaky midget voice: ok hello everyone and welcome back to a new episode of technique Tuesday. This week we're going to be looking at how to perform the lateral raise, with perfect technique. The lateral raise is one of the, if not the, most important isolation exercise out there, from a physique development perspective, blah blah blah
    >For example, in this 2013 study, blah blah blah
    >8 minutes left
    >Turn 360 degrees and walk out of gym and onto highway

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