why does he breathe like that after he says a few words?

why does he breathe like that after he says a few words?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jacked manlets are so pathetic. Any dyel Lanklet standing next to him would mog him to oblivion

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe, but he still mogs the living shit out of you in every possible aspect of life. Physique, strength, money, success, iq, gf, social life and whatnot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >every aspect of life
        >Doesn't mention height

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >obsessed with height
          >is a weakling
          Prove me wrong?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        > t. seething manlet

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You have none of that, are a manlet, and are seething.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        like clockwork, chill down jeff

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not Jeff. Why would Jeff waste his time arguing with morons like you?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            your video on lateral raises helped me alot, thanks dude

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            please someone draw jeff writing this PLEASE

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Maybe, but he still mogs the living shit out of you in every possible aspect of life. Physique, strength, money, success, iq, gf, social life and whatnot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        how does his cum taste like?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        100% pure unadulterated COPE right there

        Truth is anon, when you are a fricking midge none of it matters, he is a laughing stock and always will be, tbh as someone who is 5'11 I know understand completely when 6'5 kings must feel when they look at us average peasants

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This comment shows just how deluded the average ISTizen is.
          Do you have any idea how tall 6"5 is? 99% of people are not nearly that fricking tall. Unless you live in holland or some shit, you dont have to be almost 2 meters tall to "make it"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kek. The cope replies to this are gold

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What else should a manlet do, coping lanklet ? Everything was given to you at birth and you still achieved nothing lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I still don’t get why big time rush is in that picture

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Please stop making fun of us. We just want to feel big

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fitness>Height
      You're literally obsessed with a statistical insignificance. The global average height is a little over 150cm, meaning they frick more and survive better than taller individuals. Sure there are a lot of factors that affect height, but that's a fact you can't dispute. Just like how individuals closer to the global average have longer life expectancies and fewer health issues. OP mogs you and you're either coping or simping, take your pick.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        LMAOOOOOOOO

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        AHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ok little buddy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        actually crying this is so fricking funny oh my god

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Jeff pls go

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lost

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        holy shit lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        jeff pls

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Haha you've got BIG dreams, don't you little fella.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >statistical insignificance
        Are we pretending?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          based dataposter
          source?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://home.uchicago.edu/~hortacsu/onlinedating.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwi4qqWd0bj4AhWNtqQKHcOkCrIQFnoECAcQAQ&usg=AOvVaw2jnWGPnSY0XToMC8utEycw

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              epic thanks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Tippytoed when they measured your height in high school

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if the 4chinz incel says so I guess it must be true

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's true though. Being short is among the worst genetic hands to be dealt, along with balding.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, sadly life really isn't fair for us halflings.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You know the key difference Anon? I like Jeff and I hate most lankelts. Unless a lanklet works out he's a worthless c**t. Being tall is not an appropriate substitution for being /fit

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does this Canuck gnome still claim natty? Does anybody actually believe him?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because he is an overweight midget.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've noticed that as well, really irritates me. It sounds like he doesn't care to be there, like he's annoyed that he has to speak.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He sounds like hes about to die

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        soon, his heart isn't gonna last.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The other day I watched David Laids interview with the column specialist and he could now frickind stop yawing. And the other dude was entertaining.
      Same thing happened to poliquin back in the day.
      They just cant oxigenate all that tissue.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yawning has nothing to do with oxygen levels. It has to do with understimulation mentally. Effectively meaning you're bored, or take too many stimulants and currently don't have enough in your system.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    on one hand, he literally is 5”5 so that mass isn’t crazy on someone his size and for someone who’s been training as long as him. but i dunno. he might have done a cheeky cycle here and there.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this manlet is the single most boring person ever. does this guy have a personality outside of making cringe videos? he might not even be real

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    jeff nippard is what happens when a fricking nerd lifts and tries to make it his entire personality, guy is pure cringe

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why are his arms so freakishly short? I mean, I know he's a midget, but even proportionally

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this shit fricks me up every single time

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you know why

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Even for a manlet that delt definition is too much. No way he's natural.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lungs getting cancer from all that steroid abuse

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HOW DOES THIS GUY CLAIM NATURAL WHILE HIS SKIN LOOKS LIKE MY C0CK?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this board so utterly obssesed with height and other features that you cannot modify? Actual mental illness lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      manlet detected

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just find it annoying that he has SCIENCE SAYS in all his video titles.
    Like you don't need a 3 peer reviewed articles to determine if benching grows your chest and arms.
    It's kind of silly.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's a roider (stopped competing in drug free bodybuilding then coincidentially blew up like 40lbs) and overweight. He probably has a cpap like all the fake natties on /plg/

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    idk why he looks so funny to me. maybe just the knowledge that he's 5 feet tall, or the way his head looks out of proportion with his body. he's like a little gnome or bobblehead hahahahahaha

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post the pic of him next to his bed.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why do manlets have this same squeaky office dweller voice?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Im 5"9 but i live in southern Europe, surely that is enough right bros?
    Also, how tall is the guy in the op pic?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No 6 foot inventors exist.
    Being tall means you are stupid.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Manlet chads, we stay winning.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This kills the LULZ poster

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >just be a millionaire bro

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      jesus she looks terrifying, like a monster thats about to bite your head off or something

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Post her without make up

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Search it on google, i dont have time right now

    • 2 years ago
      Reddit Randy

      This kills the yellow fever manlet

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tiny lung capacity.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Huffing his own farts.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My future girlfriend won't care if I'm short and not rich.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anime drawings don't count anon

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    PEDs and mass are negatively correlated with cardiovascular health.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >At gym
    >Doing lateral raises
    >Want to simply learn best form
    >Search on YouTube
    >Jeff Nippard appears
    >Gay intro
    >Jeff Nippard presents
    >Technique Tuesday
    >Midget appears
    >In speaky midget voice: ok hello everyone and welcome back to a new episode of technique Tuesday. This week we're going to be looking at how to perform the lateral raise, with perfect technique. The lateral raise is one of the, if not the, most important isolation exercise out there, from a physique development perspective, blah blah blah
    >For example, in this 2013 study, blah blah blah
    >8 minutes left
    >Turn 360 degrees and walk out of gym and onto highway

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