Why does machine always attract weak retards and zoomers?

Why does machine always attract weak morons and zoomers?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    is easy

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it is fun

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you’re happy and you know it….

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the only thing that has resulted in noticable gains over four month's of training for this anon.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate it. I never seem to progress. All I get is pain deep inside my arms, I'm not even able to properly activate the chest on that thing. Peck deck / flyers etc feel like a meme.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I gatekeep the dumbbells and barbells.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they're afraid of bench press and have terrible form on dumbbell press, working their front delts only
    it's the only exercise on which they actually feel their pecs working
    t. used to be this moron

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate weak people

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why shouldn't I use this as a secondary moviment for chest?

    Also: how good is the rear delt version of this? would be my primary movement for rear delts in the new gym I'm joining on monday

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you mean accesory? you are following your benching by incline benching RIGHT anon? anon?

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >in gym shower
    >overhear zoomer talking about someone in an insulting manner. He calls them "zesty" like 10 times in 2 minutes.
    >get done and head toward locker room
    >See that it's the same 5'6" skelly-fat zoomer that was hogging the machine in OPs pic for 20+ minutes pushing 50lbs

    How gay does one have to be to get called the zoomerspeak equivalent of gay by some dyel manlet teen. Dude must have had a dildo fall out of his ass in between sets or something.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How is zesty an insult? Usually it's used to compliment food.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It means gay. It’s the new way of calling someone fruity or a fruitcake.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zesty, sweet, etc. all just means gay the same way as old timers would call a gay a fruit. . . and zoomers are too afraid to just call gay shit gay these days so there's like 50 iterations for calling someone fruity.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It improves my hugs irl

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You get a hug too anon

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't use the bear hug machine
    ngmi

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pec fly machine is gay and moronic.
    Rear delt fly machine is the glorious no-muss no-fuss solution to hitting your rear delts consistently.

  14. 11 months ago
    Webm unrelated

    >290lb bench
    >175lb strict overhead press
    >Doing these with light weight feels like they're going to rip my shoulders out

    What gives

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      is that one of those girls with penises I keep hearing about?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She has a penis but it's weird and wrinkley and inside-out

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because if they benched instead they wouldn't be weak

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