Why exactly is coffee so hated by?

I've been having coffee as a relaxing drink/pre workout for about a year or two now and I've not noticed anything unusual or terrible with my body. Piss does stink a little of coffee beans but that's about it. Energy boosts are massive.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Relaxing drink? It literally spikes cortisol you painfully stupid zoomer homosexual. It raises alertness by blocking adenosine receptors.

    Nothing about coffee is relaxing you stupid dickhead

    You are dumb as frick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why are you so mad

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He has a dildo stuck in his ass
        Why wouldn't he be

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        can't you tell from the spacing on his post? he's a ledditor.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      well, it relaxes me
      how about that?
      dilate

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Coffee, like all plants, is literal poison. The effects you feel from coffee is simply you being poisoned by the leftover defense chemicals in coffee, as they're literally trying to kill you. That's what plants do as a defense mechanism when they're eaten. Stop drinking coffee, you are slowly killing yourself and causing damage buildup to your body.

        Coffee relaxes me, it's a nice warm beverage that I can sit and enjoy.

        You might be one of those genetically inferior types that would be killed by that lemonade.

        Coffee literally CAN'T relax you, because it's a fricking stimulant. You can't be relaxed by a fricking stimulant, you morons. You're also just straight up wrong about feeling relaxed from it, which... how do you even frick that up? How do you confuse being stimulated with being relaxed? How moronic are you?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >coffee is a stimulant
          it is a depressant

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Where did you get this picture of me? That's literally me I love ingesting plant poisons which is every medicine ever

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          total carnitard death

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Coffee literally CAN'T relax you, because it's a fricking stimulant
          Bipolar people would disagree

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't know about paradoxical reactions
          pseuds don't belong on fit, go back to sci

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          it always makes me laugh when ketolards try to talk about health.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Coffee relaxes me, it's a nice warm beverage that I can sit and enjoy.

      You might be one of those genetically inferior types that would be killed by that lemonade.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i spiked your moms pussy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >le coffee bad
      t. take pajeetgandha and do noFap and restriction diet but once a week lost control and binge eat for a whole days tons of goyslop

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      FPBP
      look at all those caffeine addicted morons seething lmao

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Only downsides is it stains your teeth and it can hide adrenal fatigue.

    A Flat white or a those Viet G7 sachets with full cream milk is top tier.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Coffee is good for me. IST is just full of miserable homosexuals who hate life and all the nice things.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the cortisol spike scares me though, I heard cortisol spikes can contribute to hair loss

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        negated by consuming carbs with caffeine.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's moronic teeth staining bean juice which literally turns you into a junkie

    anyone who thinks it "relaxes" them is a literal junkie who is so addicted that NOT having coffee makes him not relaxed, when it should be the opposite

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      okay but what about the energy gains? it's good for a pre workout drink

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I just scream from the top of my lungs in the car on the way to the gym instead

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's all just propanganda spread by gays, coffee is good for you.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    IST is full of hypochondriac millennials.
    I always start my day with a morning run and an espresso when I get back.
    https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/news/hsph-in-the-news/is-coffee-good-or-bad-for-your-health/

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Coffee becomes just another thing i have to remember to do or else i feel like shit without it.

    Why would i add another fricking thing to consume daily without any real benefits (you need to consume progressively more caffeine to get any benefit from it)

    I stopped consuming caffeine slowly, caffeine free for a month+, i feel better, no headaches if i forget to get caffeine, some money saved on coffee also.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who says coffee is good for you is just trying to justify their addiction

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    heres a clue

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