Why hasn't he started aging in reverse?

Why hasn't he started aging in reverse?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this guy look so creepy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's the eyes. He's an old soul inhabiting a preteen's body.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >inhabiting a preteen's body.
        lmao he wishes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's the eyes Chico, they never lie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's a literal actual fricking vampire. It's not possible to be a vampire without looking like one

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's cause you can perceive the mental illness. You can tell he's spent hours practicing in the mirror to make the most "youthful" expression or some shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he got plastic surgery

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      50 year old guy trying to dress up and look like a teenager. also the fact that he talks about 18 year old penises literally every single article ive seen about him doesnt help the case.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because he literally drains his son's blood to feel "youthful." In a healthy society he would be executed in the town square.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he tried, but, as expected, it didn't do shit, because it's moronic in the first place

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He is naturally pale and his hair is naturally light brown, now almost gray, but he dyes it nearly jet black, which is stupid as hell on someone with that complexion. The combed over hair + the stupid dye job and the drawn on eyebrows on a visibly old man just make things worse.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lack of sunlight and synthetic drugs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Autistic ex morman tech bro.
      3/3

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What if he ends up dying younger than a normal person without all the millions of supplements

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >takes 5 different supplements that do the same thing
          >turns out individually they're toxic over time in high doses
          >this is literally the only usable data that we get from his experimentation

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      because he's a creep, but tbh he doesnt look that horrible. also he makes these stupid homosexual expressions that make young people look stupid, too. if he just smiled and got a bit of a tan and stopped taking selfies ALONE, then he would look way better. he should be tan and on the beach with a bunch of other people chilling or whatever, that would make him more attractive.

      social proof is a thing

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    physics

    same reason CICO is undefeated

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >physics
      Nothing about physics means you have to age.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nta
        What about the mechanical wear of the body?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          nta
          biophysics is neat and describes that

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Your body doesn't erode away like an object does. Everything is regularly renewed.
          It does accumulate genetic damage, but there's no law of physics that states that information stored in the ways the body stores it can't be renewed.
          The only problem is actually identifying whether it's histones, telomeres, methylation, stem cell depletion or something else that's behind cellular aging and then fixing those issues.
          If humanity exists forever and always makes progress, eventually we can solve every problem up until we bit the barriers imposed by the laws of physics. Making dna long again or putting histones back in or whatever isn't physically impossible, it's just unclear on how to do it right now consistently and without giving you aids or something.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yes

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Even if they figure it out, something will still look/feel off compared to a normal young person

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Joe Rogan copypasta

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You're thinking in terms of the individual, whereas death is error correction on a cosmic scale. No death means errors just accumulate until total catastrophe

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              In evolutionary terms yeah, but individuals and human systems can also weed out errors.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >CICO is undefeated
      the human body doesn't abide by the first law of thermodynamics as it is an open system and not a closed system. The human body gains and loses mass which is not possible in a closed system.
      That's why CICO doesn't work.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >That's why CICO doesn't work.
        Weird how its worked every single time then

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        shut the frick up fatso

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Keep eating bacon 300lb loser.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Based Bart Kay destroying brainlets.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Based Bart Kay destroying brainlets.

        And the input/output the system is open to is calories. Fricking moron.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          We eat mass of food not calories

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >dumb Black person thinks photons have mass and can contribute to weight gain/loss
          L O L

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You eat fewer calories, you lose weight. Your desperate hairsplitting really is quite useless.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, you physically cannot eat calories.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Synthesis means there will be weight differences that can't be explained purely by calories but generally CICO is true. Like Newtonian physics is true.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >the human body doesn't abide by the first law of thermodynamics as it is an open system and not a closed system.
        Which is 10000000% correct, however we are 80% water

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Btw the cause of death by thirst is technically the same as dying of starvation because the energy in fatty tissue can't be mobilized without water, so you not only dry out but your body also can't up hold it's metabolism because it can't mobilize it reserves and transport them to the organs that need them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Bart Gay
        Weak and bald, dropped

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >the human body doesn't abide by the first law of thermodynamics

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >open system and not a closed system
        This is true.
        It has an onboard system for storing excess energy that is added to it from outside. That system is conversion of the energy source into lipids that are stored in deposits around the body.
        The energy that is consumed is either released as body heat or expended to fuel the muscles and brain.
        Some waste is generated that is excreted.
        When not enough energy is being added to the system from outside, the body will then consume energy from these lipid reserves in order to satisfy its functions.
        In layman's terms, the body extracts calories from food and stores excess calories as fat. Consuming fewer calories forces the body to consume the stored calories.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he just transitioned by accident, probably overdosed on fin

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Moonbrah will live forever

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why is he called that?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The oldest zoomer

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The strange case of Benjamin <<NullPointerException>>

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait til he dies lmao, all that effort and money wasted.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    every day he gets closer to his dream of transforming into a tube of vaseline

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He looks strange because he loooks like a troony, because he I think uses some feminizing snake oil. Anyone ANY other "celebrity" knows about makeup, lookmaxxing etc more then he does.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He has strayed from god.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >spend millions of dollars to reverse aging
    >buy the craziest supplements
    >have the most insane protocols

    >doesn't eat meat for ethical reasons
    >injects test
    guy is such a fraud joke

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      did he claim natty?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bro is pushing 50
      not doing TRT when he's doing 100x more extreme shit is kinda dumb

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        but he is on test

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I can't wait for the inevitable video where he goes to the club and tries to pull lmao. He'll probably spend another couple million on skin darkening treatments.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I can't wait for the inevitable video where he goes to the club and tries to pull lmao. He'll probably spend another couple million on skin darkening treatments.
      A flight to outside the US is probably cheaper and more effective.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Woah who's this handsome teen is he available to date my daughter

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm confused, why would you expect this random 12 year old kid to start "aging in reverse"?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So this dude went crazy after he broke up with that chick huh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bryan is a perfect example of what happens when you go full neet nofap mode. truly an inspiration.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >left
      Normal looking dude.
      >right
      Alien.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah that's the point

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I am 100% sure he is just milking money from idiots by just doing jackshit.
      He is a venture vapitalist and sells you the idea you may look like a deformed adolescent.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >sells you the idea
        Who is buying this? He looks creepy as hell

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Youtube, tvshows, beauty products, books
          Its like kardashians..
          You can sell a ton of bullshit if you cqtch popularity, and this guy is doing everything ti stay popular, so he def has agenda why he needs this (given his background it is scam for easy $, at worst hes a freakshow, at best he sells his idea and brand to some promotion compqny)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He sells his own brand of food, just Google blueprint olive oil

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Possible

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Massive improvement. If he started in his 20s he'd look a lot better, but no one can say he didn't improve his looks.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He doesnt look good at all. He looks pale and that's about it. The literal only difference in his appearance is that he lost weight and shaved and lost skin color

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly I feel like 99% of the judgment towards the guy is over his pale skin and... well... his face. He was never a really handsome guy to start with. If he wasn't quite as white as he is, people wouldn't be quite as critical I think.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >take a billion.supplements to be in perfect health
            >claim to be in perfect health
            >sell supplements to people
            >lose color in your skin, attention grab, infuse your sons blood into yourself, be way too thin
            >still claim to be in perfect health
            The criticism is justified

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      At the end of all this experimentation, I guarantee the big-ass lesson will be:
      1. get a good night's sleep, even if you need to rearrange your schedule
      2. eat a good diet, make sure you're meeting your micronutrient requirements
      3. exercise, including focus on cardio
      In other words, Bryan Johnson is what happens when you take refusing to read the sticky to its natural conclusion.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I honestly do not believe there will be any concrete conclusions. Hes raking like 2000 different supplements. Theres absolutely no way you could even tell if any of them made an individual difference

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i bet most of those tons of supplements do the same thing but are just marketed differently

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe. Theres no real way to know. The dude is just sad really

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This motherfricker is as delusional as majority of boomers who think that shaving their face clean will somehow make them look younger but they end up looking just sickly.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > shaving their face clean
      I shave my face every morning cause im not some blue collar loser or man child hipster redditor cuckservative soi boy

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's crazy, but I respect him for that.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he's doing god's work in trying to experiment with anti-ageing drugs & protocols, I'll give him dat.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You can do a lot less with less and achieve most of his results. Simply taking vitamin supplements and not eating garbage will work miracles. Sleep and moderate exercise are practically free. You don't need tests. You can see and feel the results.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    because there is no intervention to this day that is as strong as caloric restriction. And CR only slows aging, it doesn't reverse it except for improving autophagy. How can you reverse aging if all the crap you take isn't nearly as potent as CR? You can't. That's why he can't reverse aging.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There is no longevity benefit evidence of CR in humans

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        there is no such evidence of anything in humans, you utter moron.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He took the no sun pill and being pale makes you look older and sicker

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      can someone shop him a nice tan? i want to see if he would mog

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Have you seen slightly tanned Zuck with a beard?
        Of course he would mog. Tan works wonders on these autists.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          From roman emperor to ancient hebrew

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    His biggest problem is that his method and protocol "follow the data" - meaning he has to wait for other people to discover something and do a bunch of tests and confirmations before he decides to include it in his own regime.

    He does a lot of weird shit, but almost all of his benefits come from getting good sleep and not eating goyslop.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this motherfricking sperg is so god damn creepy looking

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But y tho

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's gonna croak in like 2-3 years top

    Will be outlived by some chainsmoking cave gooner

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not gay but that's cute twink

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The eyes, the pale skin, and the way his face seems rigid.
    Yes, sunlight ages you. Humanity evolved to be exposed to it, and someone who clearly has not been exposed to it looks weird. I honestly think the tradeoff of the skin damage that sunlight inflicts vs the normality of appearance that it grants is worthwhile, especially since this guy is probably doing more than enough to counter it if he's not moronic.
    The rigid face, you just need to relax and unironically bee yourself. Maybe he can figure out a rhythm to hold his face in the "youthful" positions while still acting natural, I don't know. but he looks like he's trying to blend in and failing at it.
    The eyes might just follow from the above two points. A genuine smile moves the eye muscles, and I wouldn't be surprised if this tismo consciously avoids doing that in order to avoid wrinkles.
    All in all, while he probably has hit on a shitload of right ideas, and there's probably a ton to learn from him, he takes it too far. That's why he looks weird. Part of looking young is feeling young, and he clearly does not, and avoids feeling so.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I watched a few of his videos. He really shit his pants when they used the UV damage diagnostic tool on his face.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yoel romero looks younger than him and gets beat up for a living

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    same reason you haven't
    because he doesn't know how

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    jew

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