(why haven't you taken the) Dancepill thread

Anon, aren't you tired of lifting for women? Going through all that blood, sweat & tears only to be greeted with vapid "wow you're so strong" from the bitches? Getting all your real mires from the resident gym twinkbear (no homo, of course)?

Why don't you try a physical hobby that actually involves touching women, for a change? Yes, I'm talking about social dancing, the kind done in pairs.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That girl looks hideous

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      on account of you being a poofter?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      most girls look like shit IRL, with no makeup or sexy clothes. That's my conclusion after going to the pool today

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Like the good gate sign says, Jedem Das Seine.

      Besides, we got all kinds for all tastes. Pale art hoes, athletic teenage tomboys, thicc latinas, busty MILFs, pantsuit girlbosses, skinny model types, you name it - she's probably on a dancefloor somewhere within your typical Tinder query range. Except she's not on Tinder because she isn't looking to waste time, she's looking for that emotion, that chemistry that flares up when man and woman touch.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This guy is too ugly for this girl to dance with, I wonder if she's mentally ill for dancing with such an old ugly fucker

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Based vitalism enjoyer.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I thought she was dancing with Terry Davis for a second

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you’d unironically be licking the ground if she gave you the slightest bit of attention

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >dubs
    Witness me as I speak these truths!

    It's easy. An adult male with no CNS issues and no prior training can be made to passably dance in 4-8 weeks of regular training.
    It's cheap. Unless you get into competitive dancing (and you absolutely can), group lessons are on par with a middle-class gym membership, and the only special equipment you really need are shoes.
    It's variable. If you live in a somewhat major city, I can almost guarantee you there's at least half a dozen different dance schools within a resonable distance of you, all practicing different dances. Try them all and choose the one that feels better to you.
    It's competitive, if you want to. Even the most casual and informal styles have some kind of competitive scene, and some have a tens-of-thousands-strong global ladder for you to climb, and that's not even getting into official dancesport.
    It's social. You'll get to meet people, talk to them, touch them and get comfortable being up close to them. You'll learn to communicate with your body and touch, a skill that's quickly becoming a lost art in our virtualized, disembodied world. Reject fake&gay emojis, RETVRN to emoting at people with your whole body and seeing them do the same.

    But most importantly, it's fun.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      gay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      One problem, you have to be a city bugman. No thanks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you have to go back

      [...]

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't associate with women.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Whatever. Enjoy your free (You) and your sweaty gym shower buttsecks.

      most girls look like shit IRL, with no makeup or sexy clothes. That's my conclusion after going to the pool today

      Most women IRL don't look like women on the internets, even if it's literally the same women. This doesn't matter, though, because dance lets you bypass all that surface fluff and get to the real thing - the emotional response, the connection, the chemistry and how her behavior is driven by it. You'd be surprised how often women lie to themselves and others about this and how easy it is to cut through those lies without even saying a word.

      I tried to start going to a place that taught it but they told me they only taught to people that already knew. Fuck those posh retards

      Fuck them extra for not referring you to a place that actually teaches novices.
      Good news, though - these places, especially the ones that survived the coof madness, are out there looking for you on every advertising channel they can think of, and the first lesson is almost always free. And there's never enough dudes there. Just google "dance classes in <my area>" and show up. What do you have to lose?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >your sweaty gym shower buttsecks.
        I'm celibate.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I will probably try looking for a place that teaches it again. Going to the gym is nice but without anything more it gets boring real quick.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I tried to start going to a place that taught it but they told me they only taught to people that already knew. Fuck those posh retards

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Why don't you go to the Stardust ballroom

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not a reference I immediately recognize, but one I can appreciate. Social dance used to be a staple of, well, social life all over the globe, and I feel that we have to reclaim it before it's sissified along with everything else in our societies.

      gay

      NO U

      >your sweaty gym shower buttsecks.
      I'm celibate.

      And judging by these digits, well on your way to wizardhood. Godspeed, lad.

      I will probably try looking for a place that teaches it again. Going to the gym is nice but without anything more it gets boring real quick.

      DO IT gay
      Srsly tho, there's probably a summer class of bored coeds with about 1 dude per 3 of them in there, and that dude is as likely as not some onions techie male-feminist. Go inject some physique and aesthetics into that class.

      did ballet dance professionally in high school, fun stuff

      Mad respect. Ballet is a level of dedication to the art I can only aspire to, and it seems to translate well to other, simpler choreo systems later. Mayb you should try some competitive dancing?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    did ballet dance professionally in high school, fun stuff

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m intrigued.

    What are some good styles to try first? I live in a big enough city to have options.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And of course, there's the community.
      Many different communities, in fact, some small and local, some stretching around the globe. This was something that I, as a neet, was pleasantly surprised by back when I first got into dancing. Of course, there's a lot of drama and various bullshit that you may expect in a female-skewed crowd, but the stakes are low and it teaches you to maintain frame without getting into arguments with women.

      And then there are events, local and far away, visiting pros from elsewhere and all that jazz. It's fun, I tell you hwat.

      Depends if you want to get straight to full body contact or prefer something more casual and technical.
      First case - Caribbean dances are your best bet. Salsa, kizomba, zouk and especially bachata. They are quite popular globally, so there's good chances you can get some in your city. Beware of Latinx grannies, I hear they can be very clingy.
      Second variant would lead you to swing and blues dances. It seems that West Coast Swing is the most popular at the moment, and it's a casual, low-effort dance at its core, but with a lot of room for play and technical complexity. The competitive scene is, as the zoomies say, bussin. Or you can get into lindy hop and do your cardio while you LARP as a 60s hipster.

      My best advice is just try everything you have within reasonable distance and see what you like the most. As I've said, first lessons are free.

      Seems like every recent previous gen had their dancing, shame its faded away from regular nights out. The closest I recently came to was mosh pits at a hardcore gig. May have to give it a go OP

      Well, the zoomies have their tiktokfortnite prancing, but the social aspect is, as with everything zoomer, warped and flattened by the tech. Social dancing became a niche activity, and that's a damn shame.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i still wouldnt be able to smash despite drowning in this pool of pussy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >those sois who read on the internet that dancing lessons are a great place to meet women

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Social dancing isn't but spergs should do it anyway

          https://theredquest.wordpress.com/2019/10/30/social-dancing-social-skills-and-the-game/

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >https://theredquest.wordpress.com/2019/10/30/social-dancing-social-skills-and-the-game/
            >Just build yourself a chick pipeline, bro. Oh, what's that? Right, I forgot how much better than everyone who reads this. Anyways, about dance for 2,000 words...
            I hate these dumb PUA blogs. Does your "knowledge of game" really require me to read your archive of, like, 500 articles? If there was something useful to teach, why bury it with 50 hours of reading irrelevant crap?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              His answer would be "bring thin 20-somethings to swinger and sex clubs and get into that subculture to get laid a lot"

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Seems like every recent previous gen had their dancing, shame its faded away from regular nights out. The closest I recently came to was mosh pits at a hardcore gig. May have to give it a go OP

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because modern dancing is for fags. The onlt dances that matter are folk dances and even then the only ones that matter are those from your country. Dance to honour your traditions and ancestors , who cares about women

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      One problem, you have to be a city bugman. No thanks.

      No you don't. You can just as easy be a happy farmer dancing some folksy dance at the local fair and wooing your neighbor's pretty daughter.
      The kind of dancing I'm about IS an urbane pursuit, but that's just because I'm an urbane and cultured man, and so are most of anons here. You can RETVRN-poast all you want, but deep down you know Exit is not the answer, not in the long term. But who am I to forbid you to LARP your life away to your heart's content?

      Have fun reverting to pre-urban culture, I'm off to dance in the sweet summer air. Be back in a few hours, probably. Keep the thread alive, would you kindly?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I need a remotely attractive partner to dance with, or else I would throw up on the dance floor and be completely disgusted by being touched by them. Every dance studio near me is like this so

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like dancing but I'm too scared to ask girls to dance. I'm like a child at middle school still.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Me too
      >Make eye contact with girl
      >Panic

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m currently bulking, I want to go from 205 to at least 220. Plus my rear delts, lats, and traps aren’t where I want them to be yet. But once I’m a little more satisfied with my gains I’m going to enroll in salsa classes. I’ve taken previous dates to salsa classes and they’re fun but I wasn’t stretching as much then so my shoulders/hips were too tight back then.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >i will get social once i look normally like i look now with a pump

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like to try bachata, if anything because of how popular it is, but I don't want to look like a neckbeard who has never held hands with a girl. Any tips?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just wash and don't dress like shit mate. If you're nervous that's fine, you need experience and you can pass nerves off as not having danced before

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      shower before dancing
      use deodorant
      brush your teeth AND take some mints
      dress normally
      You will literally outperform all the smelly old men who does none of that.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Redpill me on dancing, what dancing should I do as a 26 yo male?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dancing is gay

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because the only guy getting pussy in the latin social dancing that gets recommended is the instructor.

    Contemporary and hip hop is where hot girls are.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Anon, aren't you tired of lifting for women?
    >Why don't you try a physical hobby that actually involves touching women
    That's the same thing but it's obvious you're desperate since there's no benefit on dancing other than meeting women. At least lifting makes you strong.
    Anyway, for most women dancing is just shaking their asses like morons, and when you try a real dance like waltz or tango, all normies will look at you disgusted for making them feel inferior.
    >pic not related

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how do I stop trying to do dance steps like a puppet and more like a dancer

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped dancing after covid started 🙁

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >why haven't you taken the dance pill?
    I did, around 6-7 yrs ago. Now I'm a Latin dance instructor.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I started taking dance classes in spring and it is legitimately fun. But since the issue was raised by OP, I must ask: if I go to a dance studio once a week, realistically how many dates am I going to get in a year? How often should I trying to ask for a date or push for something "more" (number, hangout, lunch, etc)? I'm lean and fit but I'm not going to be "mired" in all honesty, so please adjust your expectations.

    Don't give me shit over this question ("if you are only going to dance to pick up women, then...."). Bullshit. I enjoy video games but I stopped playing them to have more time to be productive and advance my life, same goes for dance.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      just bee urself

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >just bee urself
        Meaning what?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You don't go to class to pick up chicks, you go to socials.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >You don't go to class to pick up chicks, you go to socials.
        how many months until I can dance well enough to go to socials?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          this is a good question, the answer is 9 months if youre dancing twice a week, 3 months if you have a partner/someone helping you learn

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            lol

            Social dancing is fat chicks and hags in my experience.

            [...]
            Do normal social circle stuff.

            >

            You don't go to class to pick up chicks, you go to socials. (You)
            >Social dancing is fat chicks and hags in my experience

            Depends where you are. I learned back in texas and it was mostly art hoes, college students, and misc 20-30 year olds. Very few fatties.

            Now that I'm in DC it's all BOOOOOOOOOOOOMERS

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >this is a good question, the answer is 9 months if youre dancing twice a week, 3 months if you have a partner/someone helping you learn
            So if I'm doing once a week classes, I have to wait 18 months?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              No, if you aren't hitting at least twice a week you're just not going to improve at all.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              once a week isn't going to get you very far at all man, i used to go out twice a week and dance for around 4 hours straight each night, so like 8 hours a week is optimal for dancing gains, but like i said if you have a partner youll learn at a good rate, just put in the hours you could get really good in a few months with the right instructor
              i basically taught myself at dancehalls and with friends

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Speaking as a Lindy Hopper, literally 0. Just be fun to dance with; don't try to force people into moves, let your partners 'express themselves'... be able to try things and laugh together when they don't work. I'm a 0/10 and women ask ME to dance because they can see that it's fun for my partners.

          PROTIP: If you don't know what to do and feel like your just repeating 1 or 2 basic moves, find another lead on the floor that is slightly more advance than you and copy what they are doing

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Social dancing is fat chicks and hags in my experience.

        I started taking dance classes in spring and it is legitimately fun. But since the issue was raised by OP, I must ask: if I go to a dance studio once a week, realistically how many dates am I going to get in a year? How often should I trying to ask for a date or push for something "more" (number, hangout, lunch, etc)? I'm lean and fit but I'm not going to be "mired" in all honesty, so please adjust your expectations.

        Don't give me shit over this question ("if you are only going to dance to pick up women, then...."). Bullshit. I enjoy video games but I stopped playing them to have more time to be productive and advance my life, same goes for dance.

        Do normal social circle stuff.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Started Salsa classes last year. After dancing together with a girl from time to time I asked her out after the 8th classes. We had already talked to each other from time to time and connected on Facebook. Now she is my girlfriend.
    If she would have said no I would probably not have asked out any other girl there - otherwise you are just the creep going to classes asking out girls.
    Social parties might work better but I don't like them a lot because of different dance styles, I only go to my school's socials.

    The downside of having a dancing-GF is that you have to be comfortable enough to see your GF being dry-humped by another guy when dancing bachata. That is why I never go to socials with her and also changed classes so we don't see each other there.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically just did east coast swing with a very cute girl just now. I love twirling her around it was fun.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Doing hobbies for women is cringe

    I guarantee you no straight man would be going to dancing classes if there were no women there.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what's the point of trying anything if you blackpill gays are just going to point out how likely it is that I'm going to fail?

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Former fatfuck here. Im unironically getting to the point where I can see my abs consitently now, without shitting lighting practices. My confidence has built up a lot and I think from start of August I will start looking for a girl.

    The thought of a dance club did cross my mind since quite literally without that the only other option would be Tinder and dating website.

    >IT job
    >all bros are gamers

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