Why is Dan Blizerians physique considered so elite?

Sure has has a good impressive body compared to the average guy but it doesn't look *that* impressive by celebrity/roided out standards. Go to any ghetto in America you'll see black guys doing pull ups and push ups on the playground bars who look way better and more aesthetic. Even the guy doing pull ups on the street sign in Biggie's Juicy video looks better than Blizerian and that was like 30 years ago.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's a genetic failure

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    no one but himself and the escorts he pays to be on his instagram videos thinks he's elite

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Go to any ghetto in America you'll see black guys doing pull ups and push ups on the playground bars who look way better and more aesthetic
    Objectively false. You just like to worship morons.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How is it false? like i said go to these ghettos and visit the playgrounds and the basketball courts. These guys have better bodies than celebrities.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        the guys you posted are around 5'4" 140 lbs, guy in OP is around 5'8" 180 lbs

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're a fucking retard. That's Hannibal in pic you posted and he's at least 5'8 and closer to 170 lbs.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Claims he's 5'8*
            Which means he's 5'4"
            Keep in mind danny boy in OP claims to be 5'11 or so

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        roids and unemployment
        also hannibal for king is a legend in many calisthenics circles, so kind of cherry picked

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          So i'm expected to believe that every single one of these guys knows how to correctly run steroid cycles? has the funds to get his blood work done every few weeks while being unemployed? Knows how to come off safely? never gets erectile dysfunction or acne or heart problems? They all just happen to have the perfect genetic response to allow the roids to work perfectly and precisely with zero complications?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            They all get shot before they die of steroid misuse

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >roids
          >unemployment
          Pick one fag.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >roids are expensive

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              How do they afford regular health checks and blood work if they are unemployed? they aren't in the UK getting it done free on the NHS

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >regular health checks and blood work

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                most retards who roid do not get bloodwork done

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Back to /Pol, fucker.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the joke is he has a small dick, otherwise he would have released thousands of sextapes kek

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Dan Bilzerian the king of IST?
    >self made millionaire
    >tall
    >ex navy seals
    >good looking
    >possesses the body of Adonis
    >natty
    >women gravitate towards him due to great personality
    >best poker player of his generation
    If this isn't making it I don't know what it is

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      see

      the joke is he has a small dick, otherwise he would have released thousands of sextapes kek

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>self made millionaire

      his daddy stole tens of millions of dollars in a fraud scheme and successfully hid it lol, he literally went to jail over it but they couldn't get the money

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        His daddy got busted for partaking in hostile takeovers of companies. No different than what Carl Icahn did. Only problem was he wasn’t he garden gnome.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      not natty gay kys

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally not one of these is remotely true, except maybe tall, I'm not going to google his height. Are you 15 or something?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        its bait retard, hes also short af

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>best poker player of his generation
      Sure

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    nah, the usual calisthenics nogs have about 30 lbs less muscle than that guy

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because he just runs test and barely works out. After doing gear, gh and stem cells you will basically feel natural on TRT.

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