Why is Patrick Bateman not considered DYEL?

If some guy here posted his photo looking like this 80 percent of anons would say dyel especially in a shirt yet Bateman is viewed as goal body for all lifting men.

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    money and wit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Wit

      I can't bring myself to imagine what kind of pitiable creature reads Bateman as "witty".

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >If some guy here posted his photo looking like this 80 percent of anons would say dyel especially in a shirt yet Bateman is viewed as goal body for all lifting men.

    Turns out that professional film crews and directors can manipulate photography to make people look more physically impressive than they actually are.

    Amazing.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >If some guy here posted his photo looking like this 80 percent of anons would say dyel especially in a shirt yet Bateman is viewed as goal body for all lifting men.

      Also, the standards of this board, and the fitness industry in general, are delusional. This body would be characteristic of an extremely fit, attractive young man through all of human history.

      Seeing the images of people like Jeff Seid or Chris Bumstead, 1 in 1 million genetic freaks using PEDs, radically skews what people think is normal.

      Yeah too many people have cartoon-character-standards when it comes to muscles and fitness.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >If some guy here posted his photo looking like this 80 percent of anons would say dyel especially in a shirt yet Bateman is viewed as goal body for all lifting men.

    Also, the standards of this board, and the fitness industry in general, are delusional. This body would be characteristic of an extremely fit, attractive young man through all of human history.

    Seeing the images of people like Jeff Seid or Chris Bumstead, 1 in 1 million genetic freaks using PEDs, radically skews what people think is normal.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn’t say “extremely fit” whatever that means. Just regular fit male body. Christian bale isn’t some genetic freak athlete anyway , just looks like a normal guy here that went through basic training in military or something.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >I wouldn’t say “extremely fit” whatever that means. Just regular fit male body.
        You have a warped view. He would be considered extremely fit by most everyone's standards. OP just posted a candid photo of him so it looks less impressive since he's not flexing or posing.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Extremely fit to me is Olympic athletes and gymnasts. Not a guy that looks like he does bench press and runs 10 miles a week. Maybe I do have a warped perception? I grew up playing sports and living on military bases where I was around athletic people.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Extremely fit to me is Olympic athletes and gymnasts.
            Then your view is warped.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              How are you so fucking low iq? Thank you for your service btw... retard

              >I wouldn’t say “extremely fit” whatever that means. Just regular fit male body.
              You have a warped view. He would be considered extremely fit by most everyone's standards. OP just posted a candid photo of him so it looks less impressive since he's not flexing or posing.

              Not him but what does the word ""extremely"" mean to you?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            How are you so fucking low iq? Thank you for your service btw... retard

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      /thread, IST is the body dysmorphia board to 4chans' love of lgbtq+

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Because dysmorphic roidtrannies have fetishes for physiques that are naturally unattainable. They’re allergic to anything actually earned with effort and time.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He is. If you disagree you are dyel without a doubt.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Post body

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Your turn dyel

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          IT'S YOU AGAIN YOU STUPID FUCKING gay. KYS UNIRONICALLY, YOU FUCKING AIDS INFESTED SODOMITE.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          How many pinworms do you spread to formerly healthy hosts on a weekly basis?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I dont know who you are like the other anons but you look like such a gay lmao

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          why the fuck is your face so fat
          you look like a fag

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          why the fuck is your face so fat
          you look like a fag

          I dont know who you are like the other anons but you look like such a gay lmao

          How many pinworms do you spread to formerly healthy hosts on a weekly basis?

          IT'S YOU AGAIN YOU STUPID FUCKING gay. KYS UNIRONICALLY, YOU FUCKING AIDS INFESTED SODOMITE.

          Jokes irl post body or don't talk

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I looked better than you do a year and a half ago

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >chicken wing legs

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah and my rhomboids are looking really small too. Did you get the x-ray vision to inspect my quads through my shorts before or after the monkeypox infection? Chickenlegs notwithstanding: You are ugly + dyel + just look like an insufferable literal homosexual at a glance, this is now confirmed by you being btfo asking for physique and then gunning for hidden bodyparts.
                ah-ah! I jest! We know you only go after my legs because you can see clear as day that I am correct, stronger and better looking than you. for the record, I squatted 315x2 at the time of taking that photo. if you werent dyel you would know you cant tell anything from the 2 inches of skin above someone's knee.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                315x2 with chicken legs. My god all that effort to still looking small

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >315x2
                >all that effort
                that was literally after 6 months of lifting. dyel?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Is the helmet so you don't drown in soup?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I keep hitting my head after deadlifting

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                How is that possible

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                dont think about it too much anon the helmet may save my life

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I dig your vibe, its a shake that with a shirt on the girls still probably call you a pencil dick nerd.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You're basically the same size as him in that pic (which isn't even from his Bateman role btw), but with less chest development, smaller arms, a less developed core, but *maybe* wider lats - the pic doesn't really show his at all.

          Why are you talking shit again? Your claim is basically that you, yourself, are a complete DYEL.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You look like a fag and your shit's all retarded

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Actually posts body
          >With no timestamp
          >"Your turn"

          Honestly you're lucky this is anonymous. How embarrassing.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >this is the guy calling you dyel on IST
          posting body was a mistake brah

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Congrats, you've discovered the fact that 90% of this board has body dysmorphia

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Because nobody posts that photo. They post this photo where he looks great.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >those birthing hips
      can't believe we used to think he looked good

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >WE
        There is no WE there is YOU

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I do this pose all the time in the bathroom mirror. Really boosts the confidence when I'm feeling DYEL

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He's not an icon for lifting, he's an icon for autism.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This is my goal body

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Wow didn’t remember Bale was that big in the Batman movies

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >that
        >big

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Post body

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous
  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    That's kinda the point
    In tge book and movie Bateman loves hyping himself up as some epic Chad (which he kind of is) but is surrounded by similar drones which doesn't make him stand out too much, and he's insecure as fuck

    He eoukd be called dyel here, then either argue with anons for hours or feign indifference

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Thats the beautiful irony of Bateman
      He should be by any measure a winner
      but he is a loser IN SPITE of his position and the anguish of such drives him to kill

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Because you're an idiot. That's not Bateman, it's Bale's character from Equilibrium. Tell your mom not to let you use the internet again.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This,he had the body of a true soldier,not too low in body fat,but fairly lean with strong visible abominals and other muscles that are capable of getting the job done.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >every day is curl day

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That makes sense, I always assumed the OP pic was from AP but I did remember him looking a bit fluffier in Equilibrium

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He is.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >this bait

    Of course he looks dyel to fit, just like everybody on IST is a busrider.
    Any rational, normal human is going to look at him and say that he clearly lifts, not because he's big but he cause he looks fit and well defined. Especially when you compare him to the average these days.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He is tho

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    because he's incredibly attractive.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You can get this physique by doing some push ups and abs at home.Why would this be anyones goal? I have been going to gym and cycling for 3 months now and almost have more muscle already....

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You should cycle to gehenna you sodomite

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If you haven't cut your lifespan in 1/2 to look like a greek god you are a dyel piss baby

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone in this thread has a better body than Christian Bale*
    *Depending on the Movie

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He is pretty dyel. Looks like he just does some gay calisthenics bullshit lol

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Once I learned what light frauding is, I see it in every picture and every movie scene that shows someone with a sixpack.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Impressive , very nice , let's see Paul Allen's physique

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >look at the tanning, the subtle thinness of it, he even has a tattoo mark

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Uh oh

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        fuck... he actually is paul allen. never made that connection

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He is an actor and not just a meme character

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I love le dubs guy, gives me hope as a v taper-let.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Why is Patrick Bateman not considered DYEL?
    because he isn't
    IST is mentally ill and has body dysphoria

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    That's because this isn't from American psycho you retard. The director of AP was a woman

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    80% of IST anons have literally never lifted ever, they shitpost and repeat shit they heard from other anons (probably dyel too)

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Because he lives in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. His name is Patrick Bateman. He's 27 years old. He believes in taking care of himself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if his face is a little puffy he'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. He can do 1000 now. After he removes the ice pack he uses a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower he uses a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then he applies an herb-mint facial mask which he leaves on for 10 minutes while he prepares the rest of his routine. He always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

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