Why isn't this people's go to snack for bulk?

Why isn't this people's go to snack for bulk? Why do they bother with sandwiches and other stuff, when they can just bust one of these open and get 300 delicious kcal real fast?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    avocado is truly god tier.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tastes like dick. Literally.
    https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks I will never eat avocado again

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Luckily I have never tasted a wiener, so this thought never crosses my mind

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’d assume it would taste exactly like if you licked any other part of you skin. In other words, no flavor.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I assume only feet taste different due to sole skin being radically different and bacteria from walking, wearing shoes.
          Dick scent is really ballsack scent which is general groin scent because the secretions are not from the dick itself (until you shoot your skeet).

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He trusts Buzzfeed
      Idiot, "clean dick" is clean. What the frick kind of flavor do you think emanates from your dick after being washed? How are people this moronic?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You never sucked a clean penis before?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like you know from experience you clean dick sucker

          I HAVE a clean penis. You guys can go suck others' meanwhile I own one

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            so you suck your own penis.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            When you tasted it did it taste like avocados?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like you know from experience you clean dick sucker

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why would my skin flute taste different from my own thumb?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My girls have said my cum tastes like mushrooms. I went on a date with a girl who ordered mushroom pizza and then I knew...I knew I was in for a good time. I smiled at her.
      >Anon why are you smiling?
      Didn't tell. But I did bust fat loads in her face and she never complained or treated any of it as yucky like the other girls did.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’ve been told mine taste like flavorless snot.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          I know that. That’s why I put those quotes. But the foods they usually put on those lists do actually seem like a higher tier when you read the explanations why they’re chosen.

          Mine apparently tastes like chocolate milk. Or so I have been told

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Mine apparently tastes like chocolate milk. Or so I have been told

          >I've been told
          We all tasted our own cum, no need of shame

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >buzzfeed

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >delicious
    I swear there's a global conspiracy to convince humanity that avocados do not taste like soggy grass.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Put a little salt on your food anon. It's not gonna kill you.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Salt in a avocado

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tastes like shit.
    overloaded with pufa.
    (just one of many)
    https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/8626637/

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >overloaded with pufa.
      wat

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    expensive

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tastes like grass as the other anon said, they’re also pure fat, way too expensive and they damage the environment because you have to water avocados as much as cattle

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's good in a salad, on toast, in a taco/burrito. That's pretty much it but also expensive for what you get. Apparently it takes an unsustainable amount of water to grow as well

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It probably is a lot of people's go to snacks. there are a lot of different fruits Anon.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love avacados so much it's unreal.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a tropical fruit mate

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Love them, their season is starting right now here in my region.
    The trees on my family's rural property produce A LOT, I'm eating avocado every day for the next 4 months.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mexican?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        BR.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would totally plant a tree if I had a property. They get messy if you're not on top of picking them, but if you're eating them every day it's gotta be a great investment.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always wonder if these "superfoods" are actually as great as people say.
    >avocado
    >blueberries
    >chia seeds
    >sweet potatoes
    etc

    Can I just build a diet on superfoods and become fit?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Superfood is a meme invented to sell more of these "superfoods".

      Truth is that everything is a superfood

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there's no such thing as a superfood moron

        I know that. That’s why I put those quotes. But the foods they usually put on those lists do actually seem like a higher tier when you read the explanations why they’re chosen.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there's no such thing as a superfood moron

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Or, or, you can just blend peanutbutter, wholemilk, oats and a banana for a delicious 1000 kcal 3second chug. AND it has a shitton of protein to boot???

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    avocado tastes like shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mix with the sugar bro.

      100grams of avocado, 30grams of white sugar. There's no better combination

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why not just eat a fricking snickers bar at that point

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I prefer avocados

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >100grams of avocado, 30grams of white sugar. There's no better combination
        I think Ill substitute the avocado with flour, eggs and milk

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The fat you eat is the fat you wear
    The low amount of fat you should eat should consist of saturated animal fats

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The fat you eat is the fat you wear
      dumb homie your entire body is made of fat not like fat on your fatass belly. Your brain is like 70% fat.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        frick off ketotard

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >say fact
          >cause seething
          I'm not on keto btw I destroy a garlic baguette daily

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thanks for your Facebook mum tier post
      it's not as if fat plays an important role in hormone production or anything

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You need barely any in reality

        Anon you do know that when you eat fats its different than 'fat' on your body right?

        98% of your bodyfat came from dietary fat

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon you do know that when you eat fats its different than 'fat' on your body right?

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like mayonnaise but most of them are soi bean oil so I just mash avocado with tuna,onions, peppers, tomatoes, add some lemon and seasonings for a tuna sandwich

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    On cut and eating an avocado every day. Love them.

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