Why lift to become manly you can just buy manly products? Posted on February 20, 2023 by Anonymous Why lift to become manly you can just buy manly products?
I drive a h2
I wish I had a h2. Alas, cucked by UK emissions laws
I know this guy exists.
But I've never met this guy.
>never met this guy.
brother in law. buys all of this shit.
That shit is so fucking embarrassing. I once heard someone call the obsession with this garbage a cargo cult, as if copying the most superficial behaviours of past men like using a straight razor or knowing how to tie a knot properly was what made them masculine.
I'm convinced this is the other side of the coin of chuding out. Instead of giving in to their fucked up fantasies and becoming fembois, these men cope by LARPing as the most stereotypically masculine gays. It's retarded.
At the very least these dumbasses can have a moment of introspection, realise how moronic this faux-masculinity is and change their attitude. In their search for an authentic way of living they fell for the trap that these dumbass companies set with their superficial masculinity in the form of cologne and fucking beard combs, but it's not out of the question for them to pivot away from this nonsense.
Trannies, on the other hand, are basically inundated into a cult where the price of admission involves the permanent altering of their body; a cult that is backed by a multi-million dollar industry that has a massive financial incentive to exacerbate the mental illness of these confused individuals and "treat" it in the worst way possible, turning them into perpetual patients that will never stop syphoning money to them until they die, probably by their own hand.
The "hurf durf I'm so manly!!!" guy can throw away the dumb products he bought and maybe feel a little silly and dejected that he fell for such an obvious grift and wasted his money, but good luck throwing away the estrogen/testosterone that is now coursing through your body, or God forbid, you actually went through with turning your cock and balls inside out/got your tits sawed off and had a Frankenstein penis installed where your cunt is.
Not many people have the mental fortitude to admit to themselves that this permanent altering of their body was ill-advised, so they'll double down to cope, desperately searching for "validation" wherever someone will offer it, creating entire echo chambers filled with people in the same position, anything to silence the dreadful voice in the back of their head telling them that they made a terrible, irreversible mistake. Very rarely is there any going back for them, and even if they do find the courage to admit they fucked up and start "detransitioning", there is likely going to be aftereffects of pumping their body with the wrong hormones.
>Go on tinder
>See three chud today
>I have have long hair with a twink body like Griffith
>ironically the dudes whose identity revolves looking like a women all look more like a men then i do
For some reason the guys with their hearts most set on being a femboy or a woman are built like trucks and look like they lost evey boxing match they were in or are 50+ with city miles on the clock. People should really set realistic goals for themselves and be told this reality.
trannies actually tend to be quite masculine in their biology they have very male autistic brains it's just that they fetishize self inserting as the woman when they have sex and so when they don't have a woman to project onto they start to fetishize themselves
it's very curious psychology but it's why a lot of trannies are ex military or ex "manly" whatever and also why they tend to be more hairy than me
both of them just have too much time and too few hobbies.
Tying knots properly is quick to learn, is useful in many situations, and demonstrates competence. Competence is the most masculine trait of all, so you should go ahead and learn it instead of coping, you insufferable gay.
I never said tying knots is stupid or something you shouldn't bother learning, you silly moron, but thank you for performing a twist of irony and demonstrating the effeminate behaviour of unnecessarily taking things personally and overreacting. I'm obviously talking about these fags who learn it for the sake of being "LE MANLY!1!!!1" first and foremost instead of simply wanting to know something practical that will be useful to them for the rest of their lives.
have a nice day.
suck my pinnie
Really touched a nerve huh
Only one of those is mine, so if you're imagining some sort of the epic troll, then know that you're just being retarded.
Very sensitive, please seek out a safe space
The idea that they learn useful skills, as if they do not see their use, merely to appear more manly has always been nothing more than your strawman. You added the word primarily to give yourself room to worm out, but if you learn useful things to be more manly, then your view of manliness is useful and true.
You used learning to tie knots to illustrate your strawman, and when I pointed out your stupidity, you dreamed up the accusation of taking things personally instead of taking responsibility. You are a manchild. Now go and learn to tie your knots.
not him but yeah they do
they explicitly make it part of being manly when they brag about it on social media
IM A MAN YOU FUCKER! IM A MAN! FUCK YOU AND YOUR INSULTS TO KNOTS! FUCK UOU
Kek based eagle scout here's your triggered from a shit post badge
true but this post reeks of a psuedomale fag who got mogged/bullied by superior males in highschool and now seethes eternally at men with an ounce of masculinity or a desire to do manly things. wanting to be more manly is not inherently ridicolous or silly, sure it can be obnoxious if done by total gays, but in general most men do want to be more manly and to have that gendered charisma, and that involves knowing practical things like shaving and tying knots, mechanical knowledge. these little things add up to give the image of a man
Seriously though, fuck starbucks
You aren’t chad enough to get free Starbucks
From a qt barista
Why? I've had tons of great sex with baristas from Starbucks, lots of hot young studs work there and love it when you flirt with them or run them down on their break
I didn't have an opinion about Starbucks until you said this. It's an argument in it's favor, let me tell you.
I never once have I thought before, during, or after going to the gym, going to the range, going backpacking, building something, or whatever society considers masculine, did I think: "Gee , I sure feel like a manly man right now :-)"
I'm convinced, like most American zeitgeists, this is just another result of how schizo the average American is.
When doing stuff like that I've only wondered why don't more people do this
Don't forget the manly BLACK yogurt, 9000 grams of PROTEIN per serving.
He doesn't have any apparent tatoos however
>Hmm, well, I never really thought I’d be writing a review on a product that is used as Dude Wipes is. Butt, (Sorry, I mean) but, you know that feeling you have guys when you took your time in the shower, washed ALL you 2000 parts and when you finished your shower you actually were almost having a bromance with yourself? Well, Man Wipes gives you the closest feelings to that. Once throughly “wiped” with toilet paper you then throughly wipe yourself clean and fresh with Man Wipes. Even if no one is available to appreciate your Freshness, you’ll be satisfied with your own known accomplishment.
>odd fascination with baby yoda
what's up with that?
you'll cowards don't even smoke crack
I know people like this and they are the worst gays imaginable.
They are the type to buy a fucking Louder with Crowder mug and slurp Juden Peterstein and Ben Shapiro nuts.
reddit the post
If you don't have a bidet or wet wipes, you're a sub human animal with shit in your pants.
Grandpa's Pine Tar Bar Soap smells and lathers great, good for my shit skin too
trying wet wipes showed me just how unclean my asshole was and i'd wipe until i was raw. MANWIPES however are cringe
Remember that you can't actually flush the wipes though, even the ones marketed as "flushable". You'll fuck up the sewer system
Okay but Duke Cannon soap is the only soap I've been able to use that doesn't fuck up my skin. Also one bar lasts me about 4 months even at 2 showers a day.
Everything else I agree with.
buy real pine tar soap off of ebay if you have to. stop falling for corporate memes
I refuse to believe your pic exists because all that shit ends up at tj maxx and marshalls for pennines on the dollar
Where it belongs
if it didn'r exist it wouldn't be made in the first place
you need to understand that this stuff has ridiculous profit margins they literally add another 100% of manufacturing costs to the sale price for the "manly" branding because it's a niche product with fairly inelastic demand
so they overproduce it yeah but it doesn't matter because, like any niche product, they never needed to sell as much and, unlike quality niche products, it's the same cheap chinese junk sold for 2/3rds the price so the total profit margin isn't really affected by having a greater portion of it in clearance
>everything brought to market succeeds
>...a....and they are all consumed by the same person
>everything brought to market succeeds
there is literally an entire industry for these products and has been for well over a decade
if this niche did not exist the products would have ceased to
>...a....and they are all consumed by the same person
wth are you even talking about
it's really very simple
>brand cheap shitty products as "manly"
>increase the price by ~30%
>undiscerning consumers who would buy the same cheap shit buy the version most marketed to them
>some of those consumers like "manly" branding
>overproduce this shit because it's cheap shit
>some of it ends up in clearance
>yet it's still economically viable since it's at such a high markup
they've basically found a way to make junk products an inelastic niche good
i think this breed of hipster died around 2014qnd corporations haven’t caught on yet
Maybe the meme customer who buys most or everything on the list is gone, but the individual corps probably still get a small revenue stream from die-hard customers who like the products.
There are still plenty of the "conservative veteran" marks out there though.
So I honestly think you're making up a fake person in your head so you can think that you're better than them. But this person in the meme doesn't exist. You really don't seem to understand and just wanna make fun of reddit. A lot of those things--their wife buys for them because she saw it on a commercial. There is no more american consumerist shopping addicted brainwashed retard than the modern american white women ages 25-40. They will buy anything if you market it right.
Anyway I will admit I fell for the BRCC meme a while back. I said oh they're supporting conservatives and guns I'll put 1$ more and try their coffee out. Welp then the Hafer guy turned out to be a gnomish grifter just like everyone else.
At this point I don't even try and go against the machine though. I still go to wal-mart or krogers and buy the largest quantity of coffee for cheapest. The Busch Light of coffee if you will. I treat it as fuel. I'm done trying to be a coffee-nista or whatever. Other than that I really don't fall into the consumerism bubble too much. I hunt, fish, garden, try to buy minimal bullshit. One thing I am debating spending money on though is a bedroom set so I don't have peiced together furniture. Like a bed and nightstand and dresser. Not planning on buying it brand new, just scavening Craigslist and Ebay lately. Is this okay or am I still supporting garden gnomes?
>There is no more american consumerist shopping addicted brainwashed retard than the modern american white women ages 25-40.
My wife has spent $200 on slime in the past year.
slime as in some makeup/facial care product? Or like actual slime like from Nickelodeon
I'm assuming this guy means "slime" as in thick goop you can mix with fun colors and glitter or whatever. Tons of YouTube videos of women making and playing with this stuff.
>Not planning on buying it brand new, just scavening Craigslist and Ebay lately. Is this okay or am I still supporting garden gnomes?
90% of furniture new and old is grifter Chinese factory garbage or sub par "made in USA" trash. You really have to go pre 1900s to get stuff that's actually worth it unless you pay through the nose for ~~*Amish*~~ stuff.
Basic rule I tell people is if your furniture has staples on it it's dogshit.
>pay through the nose for ~~*Amish*~~ stuff.
handmade furniture is expensive
think how many hours go into actually crafting something as simple as a chair even before you factor in material, tool, and training costs
you've got to get the materials, machine them, refine them, assemble them, then finish them
it's a long process but the result is a quality product that can last centuries
really even expensive furniture is quite cheap
>So I honestly think you're making up a fake person in your head so you can think that you're better than them.
There is an epidemic of people sitting at their computer fighting against people that they actually just invented in their heads. People be fighting ghosts of their own making
I seriously can believe this guys exist in America .
guys like this hate andrew tate lol, they'll probably listen to rogan though
I'll see how many apply to me.
1. Joe Rogan is alright, but I wouldn't say he is based or particularly manly. Andrew Tate is a man-child, con artist, and sex offender. I have no idea who Jack Murphy is.
2. I'm not a veteran, nor do I know what is meant by common sense gun control. I would hope that laws have some degree of common sense baked in. I just want to play with my range toys in peace.
3. I don't pay much attention to marketing. I mostly look at reviews. Especially the bad ones, so I can see if they are something I could live with if the product is otherwise good.
4. I don't drink coffee. Chemical dependence and habituation are ugly.
5. If you need wet wipes, your diet needs some work.
6. I'm not sure what Baby Yoda even is. I didn't watch any Star Wars movies after 7 because that sucked.
7. I'm not a swimmer, so I don't need to shave my balls. Hell, even swimmers don't need to. It's more of a placebo confidence thing for them.
8. Normal men are looking for ways to stop smelling like whisky. Why would you want to smell like you have been drinking? And if you did, drink some whisky. You'll get drunk too, and be confident enough to talk to people despite smelling bad.
9. I'm not 11. Wearing shirts with graphics on them isn't really for me.
Huh. I guess 0 for 9.
Going with flow set by this Anon
1. All of what mentioned are garbage imo and I won’t even listen to them.
2. No guns where I’m from.
3. LMAO , the only Man products I have is Nivea Men.
4. Fuck Starbucks.
5. No wipes.
6. Baby who?
7. Not shaving there.
8. Dove Cucumber Bar Soap LMAO
9. Pretty much only Brands.
He's a garden gnome eceleb who was exposed as a gay and a cuckold. His real name is John Goldman. That's all that you or anyone else needs to know.
I know someone like this. He's such a fucking cowardly fag and avoids any sort of difficult situation that might require him to exert himself. He married the very first female that showed him any kind of attention. She's a fat ugly bitchy slob, but he was desperate enough to get with her anyway. He was probably scared of being alone forever. I would be too if I were a beta fatass like him
>black rifle coffee
>giving your money to feds, ever
Says the tax payer
That company glows from space
Id rather give money to some crunchy burnout who thinks crystals are power than people who would have no problem shooting my dog and desecrating my wifes corpse
I’m starting to worry about having feminine interests. I like cooking, interior design, costume drama romances and dressing well.
All interests are male interests
Women are incapable of interests
Cooking is based. Food tastes good and saves money. Other shit is gay tho
This. Cooking & baking should be encouraged for both sexed to learn. We do this and we get further away from corporate göyslöp.
least insecure american male
This meme doesnt really get the stereotype of this fucking mancrate tacticalsoap homoconservative correct
I like dr squatch soap. I like their movie tie in lines like Star Wars
Where's the womens version of this?
fat women who get really into skincare and beauty tips
Hey fuck you buddy. All I need is to cough up $200 for a cc permit class, 80k for a 2023 dodge ram, and $50 for a gruntstyle t-shirt, and I'm basically a fucking navy seal.