Why shouldn't I Mongol maxx my diet?

Why shouldn't I Mongol maxx my diet?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you forgot the part where they even consumed dogs, cats, rats, horses and their own concubines

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't that the Chinese?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they are more of arthropodial diet enjoyers but yeah they were like them too

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Grasshopper, delicious

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What do you think meat means?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Suiyang

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mongols are not han chinese

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      whats wrong with horse meat? americans lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Also, when food was scarce, they'd make a small cut in the neck of one of their horses and mix the blood with milk.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      GAINS FOR THE GAINS GOD

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Know why I know you'll never make it?

      Well, leading the boys on a campaign of mass murder, rape, and destruction is frowned upon in today's society

      Psh, by feminists.

      Are you sacking and pillaging, raping and plundering Baghdad? No? Then don't copy them

      Not yet. But after a year of MONGOMAD let's see what opportunities there are.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I know you said they lived on meat, milk and yoghurt but you forgot the part where they consumed meat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      chinks ate dogs and other humans
      Mongols didnt, nice try chink

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >ate
        >implying that they ever stopped eating dogs and other bugmen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that sounds more like the chinese than the mongols to be honest.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This really is the most autistic place on the internet

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well, leading the boys on a campaign of mass murder, rape, and destruction is frowned upon in today's society

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a meat and dairy only diet is actually very good imo (altho i like to include honey), but the important part here is that the diet of the peasant warriors lacked protein and nutrients while the mongols were getting plenty

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure the Persians, Russians, and Chinese frowned upon it back then, but the Chad mongols didn't give a frick.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They were also nomadic peoples, still are, while sedentary civilizations revolve around the domestication and production of grain

        Some historians believe that grain was first domesticated not to make bread but to make more beer

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you have B- blood and Mongolian ancestors? If not, probably a terrible idea

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >blood type diets
      Do you believe in astrology too? This board gets dumber every day.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Glad this new lure I bought at the bait and tackle store worked. I’ll save it for other mongoloids in future mongol diet threads

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Of course I believe in astrology ya dummy. How do you think nasa landed Louis Armstrong on the moon?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are you sacking and pillaging, raping and plundering Baghdad? No? Then don't copy them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's just another reason why the US empire is so fake and gay and why their military is having recruiting problems. Soldiers should be allowed to participate in the spoils of war. Looting as much as they can carry and taking war brides to bring home with them. Instead they got a few thousand fiat bucks and PTSD. Total rip-off.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post recipies. Im gonna be doing a frick ton of field work next month and i wanna use that chance to build more muscle. Im thinking about eating steak with random vegetable then next day some other type of meat dish and the day after that something else

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    sure chang sure

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yeah
    the mongols won their battles because they ate cheese. this is definitely the reason

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It actually was, made them strong, healthy and made logistics way easier (no supply lines needed, just a field with grass for the animals to eat)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i think you have a very poor idea of how complex raising and processing livestock is.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I dumbed down the idea to its essence: milk, cheese, and meat were able to sustain the mongols in their sieges vs the Chinese, and on their long journey across the steppe until they reached and BTFO'd the Kievan Rus out of relevance. Their entire lifestyle was mobile.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Why shouldn't I Mongol maxx my diet?
    You HAVEN'T already??

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn’t already have a diet of primarily meat dairy with some veggies on the side and fruit as dessert.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    is that why they conquered half the Earth? because they were weak, stupid, undesirables?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wouldn't you risk your life to conquer the world if all your country had to offer was insect food, ugly women, and twinks?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You should.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick do I mongol max without any raw dairy? I got good milk but it's all pasteurized, should I stick to raw cheeses?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In the end the monguls got conquered... so do you want to eat like the people who got conquered or the people who conquered them?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what a moronic argument

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        answer the question m8

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          nobody really conquered the Mongols, they just fell apart after Genghis died, nobody really rivaled them. even the 'rivals' probably ate the same thing

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            still didn't answer the question, your concession has been accepted.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      did they? by whom? the russkies dont count they took 500 years

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bro they all fall in the end

      Only the Lord remains

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mongols ended up conquering China and they eventually got assimilated by the Chinese biomass. In the West, they eventually splintered apart because a steppe horde isn't a good goverment for maintaining a working state.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mongols are short even when compared to other asians.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i tried it for a month and it works okay
    the lack of carbs makes you weaker unless you're drinking a ton of milk but it clears up your skin like nothing else and fixes any ibs you might have

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