Why were the ancient Greeks so jacked?

Why were the ancient Greeks so jacked?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They weren't. It's a movie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And not even a good one.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a historical documentary using real footage. Stop trolling anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you trying to say that a warring people didn't go to battle in their undies, capes, bracers for some reason, and necklaces?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They were the first to invent spray paint.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How jacked do you have to be to submit to a foreign invader?
    >Rome
    >turkey
    >turkey(germany)
    >america

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where too history?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      America is submitting to Mexico as we speak.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically Greece got fricked after Alexander's conquest because of multiculturalism and millions of browns flooding Greece proper from the middle east, north Africa and South Asia.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Same thing happened to Rome. Same thing happening today in the US, the UK, France, Germany, etc.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ancient

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lots of aggressive gay sex from the day they turned 12
    Happy pride month to the greeks

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because of their Tetrades routine, the secrets of which fit is not ready for

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buttsex with your bf/erastes from a very young age. Once you get older, you become the erastes and buttfrick the cute twink

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They weren't, you simply are an illiterate who sees history through Hollywood movies's prism. That's a sign of below average IQ.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They ate lbs upon lbs of beef and they worked hard and fought.

      What good is being literate when you only read bullshit?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It helps identify Americans and non-americans on the internet. So we can filter you out.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Filter me out so you can constantly talk about me more freely. Here's your rent payment: $0.00

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, this is real footage from a time traveler.
    You sissies can't handle the testosterone.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's a movie.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They did great alternative exercises, like swapping squats for kicking Black folk down wells.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    god i love 300.

    its the absolute yes manly life movie.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "They werent" homies would be absolutely destroyed in any test of strength from 5'6 150lb guys that ate beef 2x a year

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 5'6" 150 and if I only ate beef twice a year I wouldn't be able to weigh anywhere near this much without exorbitant amounts of bodyfat. Only thing I'd be destroying is donuts.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hoplites fought while carrying heavy fricking armour+huge shield & spear (50+ lbs). Then you got instances like Battle of Marathon, where the Athenians ran from long-distance towards the opposing skirmisher army, and then won the ensuing melee.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Plato would do rowing every day until he was sold into slavery

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they actually trained their body, unlike literally every other civilisation up until that point in time.

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