Why workout when you can just dress in all black and listen to heavy metal?

Why workout when you can just dress in all black and listen to heavy metal? None of you would dare frick with a badass like pic related or me

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd frick you but kreator is just awful. please listen to better music

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My teenage years gave me a massive alt/goth fetish that I haven't been able to kill all these years later.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why not both, like me? homosexual

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why not both, like Peter Steele? homosexual

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that Davis?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Did we ever get confirmation and/or footage from the competition winner? I would have loved to have met Davis but I didn't get any response to my competition entry apart from an automated email letting me know I had entered the competition. This was like 5 years ago mind you, I wonder if I still have that email.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >that time he posed nude for Playgirl because he thought hot chicks would be buying it to see him
      >only gay men bought it instead

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    > Simply buy the accessories to be cool
    have a nice day

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is meth worth it for a good cut?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Frick that. I'm gonna lift some heavy fricking weight while listening to goddamn Bolt Thrower and train to rip a tank apart with my bare hands.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nice. Bolt Thrower was my music of choice for last night's workout.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I both lift, listen to heavy metal and dress all black but women don't talk to me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If I knew you I’d frick you. You like black girls?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sodom better

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why can't IST into sarcasm?

      Destruction better

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Metal
    Maybe i am in no place to make fun of others taste since i listen to kawaii metal and idolcore but there really is nothing that makes me cringe more than some soiboy with long hair who thinks he is hardcore because he listens to "hardcore" music and dresses in all black

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody likes a scrawny gay in black not even other scrawny gays in black. If you want to be a badass as a goth you need to have decent muscle mass.
    Helps a ton in the pit too

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is dressing like this the way to get grill who wears way too much black eyeliner and lipstick?

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I do work out, dress in black and listen to metal tho. Just without all the cringe long hair, piercings, bullet belts and all that crap.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I do all three, often at once.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Why workout when…
    Opinion discarded. Also kek, good one bro.

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