Why would I ever eat rice, bread, pasta, etc. when these two bad boys exist?

Why would I ever eat rice, bread, pasta, etc. when these two bad boys exist?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because left makes you shit like a machine and right makes you fart like a machine, but if you take brocolli you will already fartmax so yeah, go ahead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i'm not seeing a downside

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Because left makes you shit like a machine and Right makes you fart like a machine
      not in my experience

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >literally easiest to digest thing for the white man
      whats your ethnicity bro?

      Sweet potato’s are probably the most disgusting thing on the planet

      this is unironically the wrongest take I have ever heard on IST and I have been here for a decade

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pure white (blonde, blue eyes, pink nipples, untanned dick) and I digest rice, pasta like it's nothing. I never ever fart unless I eat potato, brocolli or beans. Farting = something wrong with your digestive tract. Anyways if you can handle potatoes go ahead man. Do what works for you.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >white
          >cant digest potatos but can digest Rice
          sorry bro but youre han Chinese at whitest.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You are an amerimutt and you're definition of "white" is a mishmash of western europeans with like 10-15% african and native American descent, am I correct?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              nope, Dutch. family has always been Dutch and never left Zeeland

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Based Dutch Potato man

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I guess if you're of Scandinavian descent that would make sense, they never had many carbs in their diets I think. I'm from western Europe so most of my ancestors have been eating bread and then switched to potatoes when those became available.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Dark bread and potatoes are very Scandinavian

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What? I've never gotten farts from potatoes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pure white (blonde, blue eyes, pink nipples, untanned dick) and I digest rice, pasta like it's nothing. I never ever fart unless I eat potato, brocolli or beans. Farting = something wrong with your digestive tract. Anyways if you can handle potatoes go ahead man. Do what works for you.

      The potato digesting Anglo BVLL completely mogs the sensitive Scandinavian cuck

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      can't even digest potatoes right kek

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sweet potato’s are probably the most disgusting thing on the planet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hey FRICK YOU buddy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      t. cooklet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bake them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cut into slices, season them with garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, salt and whatever spices you want, then bake them.

      Some of y'all choose to eat miserably I stg

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wut? they're tasty asf and digest very well in my experience.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >potato’s
      anything you ever get to say is discarded you fricking Black person

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"Vitamin A"
    Just eat liver with the based white potatoes.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why not? Why restrict your options?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because potatoes and sweet potatoes clearly mog any other source of carbs I know of.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You didn’t answer my question

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >why restrict your options
          >because options other than cited are shit
          >you didn't answer my question
          yes I did

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The other options aren’t shit. Potatoes are good, though. The nice thing about life is you have options.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >The other options aren’t shit.
              Do they have good micro's that I don't know of?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                > Do they have good micro's that I don't know of?
                I don’t know nor care. I eat rice and potatoes, not deficient in anything so it doesn’t matter.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I don’t know nor care.
                great contribution, thanks

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                My point is getting overly finicky about specific foods is a waste of time. Rice, Quinoa, potatoes, these are all great options.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        based potatomaxxer

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sweet potatoes taste fricking shit

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They take fricking forever to make. If you don't peel them they are some of the worst tasting foods ever

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    barely any protein in those, you should try quinoa its basically just rice but it's relatively high protein and it's very tasty

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If I wanted proteins I would eat meat.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >lower number good
    >higher number good

    quintessential american USDA livestock mindset

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    based. underground storage organs are much more nutritious than above-ground

    add greens, nuts, milk. five item complete diet

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that there's a woman out there who ate nothing but cheesy potatoes for 30+ years

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Very nice image macro thank you for the informative post much appreciated

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Doesn't inform the amount of the food
      Shitty image

      Sweet potatoes do not contain vitamin A (retinol).

      Yeah I know the image is shit but I couldn't be bothered to look up for a good one.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cuz you're gay

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Doesn't inform the amount of the food
    Shitty image

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >´tater
    >242 kcal/100g
    lol
    lmao even

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sweet potatoes do not contain vitamin A (retinol).

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bullshit. you can easily convert enough beta-carotene

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You can, but why should you?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've been eating Japanese sweet potatoes lately. Pretty frickin boss, I rotate between orange and Japs.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sweet potato tastes like ass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No. My gf's ass tastes way better than that thing.

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