Why wouldn't this work?

Why wouldn't this work?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >prison
    >healthy food
    Pick one.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You lift for woman but end up in prison with only males?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Instant ramen is literally a currency among prisoners because is the most nutritious food you can find there.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's tuna actually

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's mackerel actually

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's love actually

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I thought 2003 was a simpler time but apparently UK was a liberal shit hole back then too

            Fuck this movie

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you don’t want to get raped by morons

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mutt's law

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Its unreal how much americans are obsessed with homosexuality and Black folks. Its a recurring constant.

        Yes it's fucking insane
        /scandinavian

        Implying American prisons aren't filled to the brim with morons.
        Implying they won't rape you.

        >Nooooo that's so ignoraaaaant! African Americans aren't more likely to end up sentenced on average!!! The prisons exactly reflect the diversity of the American population!!! To claim otherwise is bigoted and racist towards the African Americans
        > What do you mean they'll rape you? Are you gay? Not that there's anything wrong with homosexuality (Sweden yes!) but YOU'RE clearly a closeted homosexual because your brought it into the discussion

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      rape them instead

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that's gay, and also AIDS

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Its unreal how much americans are obsessed with homosexuality and Black folks. Its a recurring constant.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes it's fucking insane
        /scandinavian

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Its unreal how much americans are obsessed with homosexuality and Black folks. Its a recurring constant.

          If you browse this site with an American VPN you will see different posts that don't appear when posting from a euro IP.
          There are dozens of posts only visible to American IPs attempting to radicalize young men.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            meds

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This. Literally every online discussion will lead to an Amerimutt mentioning moron penises.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        prison rape is a thing in america though

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I think some irreverent punk magazine (might have been Big Brother, idk) ran a smarmy article about this kid calling him a total fag. Anyone have it?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes it's fucking insane
        /scandinavian

        [...]
        If you browse this site with an American VPN you will see different posts that don't appear when posting from a euro IP.
        There are dozens of posts only visible to American IPs attempting to radicalize young men.

        Mutt's law

        not the guy who posted it but in america prisons are like 40-50 percent black and im porbably low balling. also you will probably get raped while in there.

        im assuming you guys are euros or something cause everyone here knows this.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yeah europe won't be filled with blacks for another 20-30 years

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          they have the highest estrogen of any race, no wonder

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mutt's law!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don´t?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you just need to join a different race war side inside, its very simple.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >you don’t want to get raped by morons

      Projection much? First thing you think of. I wonder how many of you are homosexuals who have a fixation on big muscular buff black men with gigantic cocks fucking you up the ass.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >picks up a packaged steak and complains about meat prices
    urbanites amaze me every day, I can't believe I used to be one either

    Go to your butcher, ask for tough and fatty cuts, or bones people don't want. Nose-to-tail eating. Most bones still have plenty of tendon-full meat on them that you can boil off. Drink the broth for pure brotein. Problem solved. People are so scared of saturated fat/don't know how to cook with collagenous pieces of meat they've giving away pork shoulder/beef chuck/shank at penny prices. Organs too. A 2kg cow heart will put you back 15 pounds in UK if you know how to look for a guy. No longer live there but the same applies in my third world shithole.
    Make delicious stews with necks.

    Good luck anons and learn your butchery - and find a good butcherbro.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thx for the advice

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I guarantee that you can afford the equivalent of a shared prison cell, prison food and prison gym even on minimum wage in whatever shithole you're in.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda worked for me, I was in jail almost 7 years. Was fit before too though

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What did you do to get locked up?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Animal cruelty or hate crime as they would call it these days

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lol at the idea that if your prison even has a weight pit (most dont i think) that some dyel could just walk into it and start lifting and wouldnt get their shit kicked in. also you dont have to eat super healthy to get big

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think you should give it a shot, anon. They'll give you a room to live in, three meals a day, and all the free sex you can handle. Let us know how it goes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      thanks, will do!

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