Will getting a massage help my gains?

Will getting a massage help my gains?

  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't do asian massage they're too weak to properly massage. Find a real man to massage you. It's not gay

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gay.
      Get a Japanese girl to do it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Asian massages are for the happy endings

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Utterly false. Look for rails on the ceiling. When they walk on your back, 100 lbs is perfect.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes but the happy ending is a gains goblin

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      its a nice little treat tho 🙂

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Might help them dick gains lmao.

    But yeah actually a massage once a month could definitely help circulation and healing faster if they know what they are doing.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    got the full works done recently in turkey in a traditional hamam
    >exfoilate
    >clean
    >massage
    >sauna
    >steamroom
    >loungeroom with tea break
    >oil massage
    i felt like a fucking newborn baby after that shit, would recommend getting a dude to do it since you need quite a lot of force for the deep muscles of the back

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >recently got a full massage for the first time in my life
    >the masseuse was able to sniff out a bunch of spots where I was actually really tight with basically no instruction
    >felt pretty great after
    The only thing is that massage was at a resort and the idea of going to just some seedy place locally scares me because I don't want to get molested by some harlot

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It can ruin your football career

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    get a good thai massage from an old lady. it can be painful while youre doing it but they know how to get all the stiffness out of your muscles, and theres no chance of popping a boner like with a qt chink massager.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He hasn't gotten a massage & blowjob from a ladyboy before
    literal heaven

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here in Mexico the massage parlors are straight up brothels zero fucks given you just walk in and fuck the girl in a normal bedroom, there aren't even any massage tables. Must be nice to get an actual ancient Asian massage by a professional masseuse before fucking her

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Physical touch helps emotional validation and raises your self esteem, sense of belonging, your stake in the world, and testosterone

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      i can't wait to get a gf, im going to hug her so much

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, but it will help your recovery

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It always is cringe and amazes me how many sad sacks need to pay for a handjob.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      adults dont give handies anon you have to first get them to cum and then after like 20 minutes you get to hump until you nut.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I promised myself I'd stop amp last bitch scammed me 200

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    there are health benefits of massage in regards to chronic pain of the back. i don't think its really necessary as a tool for muscle recovery after exercising though. think of it like this, your muscles get micro-tears when you exercise, you need to rest in between exercising. the last thing you want is someone poking around and irritating your muscle's microtears preventing them from healing quickly.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    My Asian gf wants to massage my dad, he looks like me but is 6'3 and I'm 5'7, is this sus or nah

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's fine, but make sure you massage her father as well.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        That could be fun I think

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    My gf is a massage therapist. Feels great bros

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    deep tissue massage is great
    get one from a real place, no shady bullshit

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