got the full works done recently in turkey in a traditional hamam >exfoilate >clean >massage >sauna >steamroom >loungeroom with tea break >oil massage
i felt like a fricking newborn baby after that shit, would recommend getting a dude to do it since you need quite a lot of force for the deep muscles of the back
>recently got a full massage for the first time in my life >the masseuse was able to sniff out a bunch of spots where I was actually really tight with basically no instruction >felt pretty great after
The only thing is that massage was at a resort and the idea of going to just some seedy place locally scares me because I don't want to get molested by some harlot
get a good thai massage from an old lady. it can be painful while youre doing it but they know how to get all the stiffness out of your muscles, and theres no chance of popping a boner like with a qt chink massager.
Here in Mexico the massage parlors are straight up brothels zero fricks given you just walk in and frick the girl in a normal bedroom, there aren't even any massage tables. Must be nice to get an actual ancient Asian massage by a professional masseuse before fricking her
there are health benefits of massage in regards to chronic pain of the back. i don't think its really necessary as a tool for muscle recovery after exercising though. think of it like this, your muscles get micro-tears when you exercise, you need to rest in between exercising. the last thing you want is someone poking around and irritating your muscle's microtears preventing them from healing quickly.
Don't do asian massage they're too weak to properly massage. Find a real man to massage you. It's not gay
Gay.
Get a Japanese girl to do it.
Asian massages are for the happy endings
Utterly false. Look for rails on the ceiling. When they walk on your back, 100 lbs is perfect.
Yes but the happy ending is a gains goblin
its a nice little treat tho 🙂
Might help them dick gains lmao.
But yeah actually a massage once a month could definitely help circulation and healing faster if they know what they are doing.
got the full works done recently in turkey in a traditional hamam
>exfoilate
>clean
>massage
>sauna
>steamroom
>loungeroom with tea break
>oil massage
i felt like a fricking newborn baby after that shit, would recommend getting a dude to do it since you need quite a lot of force for the deep muscles of the back
>recently got a full massage for the first time in my life
>the masseuse was able to sniff out a bunch of spots where I was actually really tight with basically no instruction
>felt pretty great after
The only thing is that massage was at a resort and the idea of going to just some seedy place locally scares me because I don't want to get molested by some harlot
It can ruin your football career
get a good thai massage from an old lady. it can be painful while youre doing it but they know how to get all the stiffness out of your muscles, and theres no chance of popping a boner like with a qt chink massager.
>He hasn't gotten a massage & blowjob from a ladyboy before
literal heaven
Here in Mexico the massage parlors are straight up brothels zero fricks given you just walk in and frick the girl in a normal bedroom, there aren't even any massage tables. Must be nice to get an actual ancient Asian massage by a professional masseuse before fricking her
Physical touch helps emotional validation and raises your self esteem, sense of belonging, your stake in the world, and testosterone
i can't wait to get a gf, im going to hug her so much
No, but it will help your recovery
It always is cringe and amazes me how many sad sacks need to pay for a handjob.
adults dont give handies anon you have to first get them to cum and then after like 20 minutes you get to hump until you nut.
I promised myself I'd stop amp last b***h scammed me 200
there are health benefits of massage in regards to chronic pain of the back. i don't think its really necessary as a tool for muscle recovery after exercising though. think of it like this, your muscles get micro-tears when you exercise, you need to rest in between exercising. the last thing you want is someone poking around and irritating your muscle's microtears preventing them from healing quickly.
My Asian gf wants to massage my dad, he looks like me but is 6'3 and I'm 5'7, is this sus or nah
It's fine, but make sure you massage her father as well.
That could be fun I think
My gf is a massage therapist. Feels great bros
deep tissue massage is great
get one from a real place, no shady bullshit