Will I still have to lift when I'm in Heaven? Posted on April 25, 2023 by Anonymous Will I still have to lift when I'm in Heaven?
>recuperate insanely fast
>able to workout everyday full body
>able to eat the perfect foods to sustain both brain and body perfectly
>the moment you peak aesthetically, that’s your natural limit
>no strength limit cap
>able to hit power levels close to Gui Sensei from Naruto
>able to train all bodily systems from nervous to cardio
will be insane, can’t wait
Adam didn’t knew how good he had it ngl…
You don’t go to heaven unless you are an actually nice and kind and generous person. Doesn’t matter what religion you follow it’s how you treat others
Yes. And we will have horse riding and swordfights as well
You will still GET to lift.
Just imagine hell as being perpetually locked in basedjack mentality.
Son, where you're going, the lifting never ends.
noooo i dont want to suffer eternally in the lakes of last reps
I hope so, what else is there to do otherwise?
no, there wont be a need. nor a possibility. everything fades to black and thats it
i just get pissed because one group tends to have their heart in the right place and one group doesn't. that's why i singled them out.
it's less about what's "true" and more about what you behold/idealize. it's devolved to rhapsodize about fear and futility, or atleast more devolved than reaching for peace/awe/love/etc.
over an infinite time span, all that matters is what your true, honest intent is, not what you do in practice.
over an infinite time span, what you do in practice IS your inent*
The journey never ends. We lift so we learn to carry burdens that are seemingly beyond us. Then the exercise becomes a reminder to extend beyond the gym, that the ultimate goal is to uplift as many as we can.
In the gym you may ask yourself “Have I done enough? Just one more”. One day you will lie in bed, strength failing one last time asking the same questions, but not of for the physical nature, but of the spiritual. And when your eyes gently shut, yet for once everything can be seen, you will ask “What is next for me to lift?”
And before you will lie open gates upon pillows of clouds and a voice will speak “Hello Anon. Your rest is over, your task only just begun”
Don’t drop the weight yet anon, the set is far from over.
Better yet, will I still have to calorie count in Heaven?
I hope so.
It’s called Valhalla loser and we train all day and feast and drink and fuck all night in the long hall with the gods and the Valkyrie until ragnarok comes. Can’t fucking wait.
the vikings converted nerd ass larper
There will be no need and no desire because you will be totally content and your body will be perfect. This is the merciful gift.
No, but at least in heaven you can skate.
>go to heaven
>nobody earned shit, it was how heaven was designed
>go to hell
>everybody is in Auschwitz mode
>everyone forced to lift with no results