Will I still have to lift when I'm in Heaven?

Will I still have to lift when I'm in Heaven?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hopefully.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine
    >recuperate insanely fast
    >able to workout everyday full body
    >able to eat the perfect foods to sustain both brain and body perfectly
    >no goyslop
    >the moment you peak aesthetically, that’s your natural limit
    >no strength limit cap
    >able to hit power levels close to Gui Sensei from Naruto
    >able to train all bodily systems from nervous to cardio
    will be insane, can’t wait
    Adam didn’t knew how good he had it ngl…

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >referenced anime

      NGMI

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don’t go to heaven unless you are an actually nice and kind and generous person. Doesn’t matter what religion you follow it’s how you treat others

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. And we will have horse riding and swordfights as well

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You will still GET to lift.
    Just imagine hell as being perpetually locked in basedjack mentality.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have to

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Son, where you're going, the lifting never ends.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      noooo i dont want to suffer eternally in the lakes of last reps

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope so, what else is there to do otherwise?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    no, there wont be a need. nor a possibility. everything fades to black and thats it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      prove it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        prove otherwise

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah true.
          i just get pissed because one group tends to have their heart in the right place and one group doesn't. that's why i singled them out.
          it's less about what's "true" and more about what you behold/idealize. it's devolved to rhapsodize about fear and futility, or atleast more devolved than reaching for peace/awe/love/etc.
          over an infinite time span, all that matters is what your true, honest intent is, not what you do in practice.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            or rather
            over an infinite time span, what you do in practice IS your inent*

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have to
    The journey never ends. We lift so we learn to carry burdens that are seemingly beyond us. Then the exercise becomes a reminder to extend beyond the gym, that the ultimate goal is to uplift as many as we can.
    In the gym you may ask yourself “Have I done enough? Just one more”. One day you will lie in bed, strength failing one last time asking the same questions, but not of for the physical nature, but of the spiritual. And when your eyes gently shut, yet for once everything can be seen, you will ask “What is next for me to lift?”
    And before you will lie open gates upon pillows of clouds and a voice will speak “Hello Anon. Your rest is over, your task only just begun”

    Don’t drop the weight yet anon, the set is far from over.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Better yet, will I still have to calorie count in Heaven?

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have to
    NGMI

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope so.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s called Valhalla loser and we train all day and feast and drink and frick all night in the long hall with the gods and the Valkyrie until ragnarok comes. Can’t fricking wait.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the vikings converted nerd ass larper

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There will be no need and no desire because you will be totally content and your body will be perfect. This is the merciful gift.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, but at least in heaven you can skate.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go to heaven
    >everybody jacked
    >nobody earned shit, it was how heaven was designed
    >go to hell
    >everybody is in Auschwitz mode
    >everyone forced to lift with no results

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