Will this game make me fit?

I'm a loser skinnyfat gamer and I have no motivation to go to the gym or do calisthenics regularly. Will Ring Fit Adventure™ help me?

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably not. Go to the gym, get a haircut and some new outfits and download Tinder. Make that your new hobby.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is there any apps or chat websites where I can meet women or just chat online that isnt Tinder. Tinder is stigmatised as a sex app.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can't go to the gym, I hate it

        Well...do you want to have sex with women?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          we are trying to get you to have sex with a woman. lmao

          I already have sex with my gf. I just don't want to be a skinnyfat disgusting fatass anymore

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It might idk you sound like you'll give up after a week so I guess what $70 is cheaper than a $800 rowing machine. Go buy ring fit and report back

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        we are trying to get you to have sex with a woman. lmao

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Tinder is stigmatised as a sex app.
        oh nevermind youre a retarded onionsboy phone poster. please never come back to this board

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't go to the gym, I hate it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        OR AS I LIKE TO CALL IT
        "THE DOUCHEHOUSE"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but you need to dedicate yourself to it.

      It will not. Ignore all other answers, you lazy shit.

      Here's comes the lifting retard that can't do 5 minutes of cardio let alone running.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are absolutely retarded if you think people who are strong cannot run

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It will not. Ignore all other answers, you lazy shit.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's his routine?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      7 rounds with the blonde every night.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    $300 + to get something inferior to a push bike or a weight bench.

    I got one given to me, can not recommend unless your a fat guy with little motiviation.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    just go workout in your room and go jog outside trust me. using video games to workout is gonna do jackshit

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I have no motivation
    >Will this game make me fit?
    youve already lost

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the equivalent of a drug user thinking doing different drugs will break them of their drug habit. Just go to the gym and start a simple routine. If you don't have the motivation, just create it. Heard of mindfulness? Instead of telling yourself you don't want to go, just fucking make up reasons why you do want to go. Start telling yourself that you don't want to play video games. Even if you're forcing yourself to say these things, your brain will start internalizing these thoughts into plans and action.

    Just go to the fucking gym, any gym bros or gym employees will be more than happy to show you the ropes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      But I want to play video games. I just don't want to be a skinnyfat goblin anymore.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Workout before playing vidya then. It’s not complicated

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >motivatiom

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?t=412
    YES

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sure, why not

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s fun and can only help, assuming you play it regularly. Dragaux has some sick burns. You should get it.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only if you wear shape ups during your gaming session.

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