>playing retarded mind-games
just delete her number and move on. These retards get off on the personal validation and will never actually be worth your time
>bro look at the times on the text messages
yeah I can see that, I can also see that you keep responding after her. Just let her get the last autistic word and dip tf
>reality check
what is the check? im so confused
if you think i was actually trying to draw her thats not how i text when im into a girl lol
pic rel is how i talk if i acc want anything to do with them
bro look at the times on the text messages
i have nothing to move on from i forgot i even had her as a contact
[...]
not really there was no chemistry
this one is slightly more how we text
https://i.imgur.com/1b6YnC9.jpg
why do they seethe so hard
https://i.imgur.com/LPaI1qp.jpg
so… you lift to have the attention of these things?
Are you black? This is how I've always imagined blacks text
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
turkish but grew up around blacks so yh
It's funny that this type of bro's on IST rn
ive been using IST since i was like 11, it really never used to be this pro-white till the reddit trumpfags came over in 2016 and now i cant even share a laugh cause neeks will come in and seethe that im not talking like a h'wite man
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You should have something along these lines you just seem inexperienced and a bit desperate, two huge turn offs to women >you got games
Just send the game invite, assume she is going to play. You will make convo during the game. It also provides for an easi invite once the game ends because it signals an end, as in you can stop texting her and potentially turn her off while securing a date or hangout(hookup). >nvm u boring
“Hey just got done…” either say working or [stupid made up story, I go with hosting an illegal dwarf fighting ring] >lol u freak
She wanted you to keep texting her and you accused her of acting like a bitch. It doesn’t matter if she actually was acting like a bitch, which she wasn’t here, because at that point you simply stop replying and you either 1.) don’t have to deal with a bitch or 2.) it makes her feel insecure and wonder what you could possibly be doing that’s better than texting her or what other girls you’re texting. Goes down a hole rabbit hole where her lack of knowing causes her to create all kinds of scenarios of who you are what you’re doing.
Shit you could have even said “how’d you know in a freak cringesmilingdevilemoji”
She’s calling you a freak for being so seemingly unaware btw. >please don’t text me
Why would you respond to this? And in a defensive way “n-no I wasn’t texting I-I swaer!!!” This makes you look like not shit. At most reply with “Okay bet” and then ignore her next 3-5 texts.
If there was a chance up to this point you blew it. I see multiple opportunities here if you were such a virgin.
[...]
Buddy you’re failing too miserably with bitches in the easiest age group to be telling anyone they’re doing something wrong
>Buddy you’re failing too miserably with bitches in the easiest age group to be telling anyone they’re doing something wrong
this is ur mistake ive said it before i didnt care about her i just thought this was funny cause she started seething and im not reading ur guide cause i have women i actually like on my phone
>I’m so confused
Lmao you tried to be funny and I laughed now you just playing dumb , anyway you me lmao with your shit
yeah i dunno maybe im not that funny nobody seems to appreciate it
i found it funny tho i guess thats all that rlly matters
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>this is ur mistake
No dude this has little to do with me. You can take a glance at my post and maybe stop talking to women like such a virgin, or you can cope and jump on the defensive.
Sure buddy sure you barely cared about her, sure you have other women you actually like. I can see how that’s going with tayla or the mentally ill BDP alcoholic. You must be a real Uber chad.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>You can take a glance at my post and maybe stop talking to women like such a virgin
why do you care about the girl in the op
i didnt like her why would i try to talk to her and engage her or something
im confused on why you think this and cant accept the reality that it was for a laugh and you missed the joke completely due to autism
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>N-NO I SONT CARE ABOUT HER YOU DO ITS YOU!!!! SOME RANDOM ON IST WHOS NEVER MET HER Y-YEAH YOU CARE SO MUCH ABOUT HER!! NO SIR NOT ME!!
I literally tried to help YOU. Not her, as I’ve said that ship has sailed. My advice was for no one but YOU. You come off like a max 20 years old sheltered kid >I just didn’t like her I can totally talk to women I swear
If this we’re true you wouldn’t have responded to her because as you claim you would have better bitches you actually liked.
You’re pathetic and I say that in the most constructive way imaginable, do myself and any potential woman you will meet a favor and disregard my original critique post and continue being you
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>If this we’re true you wouldn’t have responded to her
its literally funny, do you think saying "Lol" or "Discarded" will invoke a positive response? its just funny to make fun of them
i dont get it, have you never made fun of anyone before
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>have you ever made fun of someone before?
Yes me and my gf are literally laughing at you in my bed right now.
Btw if just the way you write and try to defend yourself with copes didn’t make your situation with women obvious, the fact you don’t know it’s 100x more amusing to have them thirst after you while you blow them off and ignore them with zero intent to ever do anything with them makes it beyond apparent.
You have negative game, defunct “rizz,” and your only real option to get some pussy is from a self admitted mentally ill alcoholic, have fun with that it’s better than nothing I suppose.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
you're really really mad over a joke
there was no rizz involved, i didnt want to have her text me at all just when she sent the "Ur boring" text i could tell she was mad so i did some funny things
i am almost 100% certain that girlfriend "in ur bed" is made up cause you have been typing long posts on IST for about 30 minutes
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>there was no rizz involved
Yeah that’s what I’ve been telling you >N-no! I talked like this intentionally! That’s why I have her contact saved and even entertained her! I tried to come off as a loser!
>N-NOOOO THATS NOT FAIR SHES MADE UP BECAUSE I SAID SO
Kek’d
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>>N-no! I talked like this intentionally! That’s why I have her contact saved and even entertained her! I tried to come off as a loser!
well yeah when someone tells u to save their contact its not any trouble
"U fw 8ball pool" isn't entertaining anyone u genuinely do not have a gf im sure of it and if u do she is the first girl to ever give u attention since u value talking to women so much
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>NOOOO I DIDNT. MEAN IT I WANTED TO SOUND DRY I TOTALLY WANST LOOKING FORWARD TO A GAME OF 8 BALL WITH A REAL LIFE WAHHHHMAN
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
?
she asked me if i play imsg games and i told her i play 8ball pool many hours later
i dont understand how someone like you can be so autistic
please just have sex
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
> please just have sex
Aight , who’s down for a hook up right now ? >hoping the goth girl from selfie thread still here lmao
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>n-no you’re the autist here not me >u fw 8 ball >why are your kickers in a twist
This has to be bait
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
If you had a bird there m8 she’d be giving you grief over this absolute pounding I’m giving you for being a dirty turky
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>turkish but grew up around blacks so yh
Lol lmao
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
kek based subhuman moron, hope they give you one of the better cells
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I can't figure out if I hate this guy or if I like this bro
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
It's just how low IQ people text
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
notice the usage of the words like “knickers” and “love”
so yes, they are english (AKA black)
Verification not required.
so… you lift to have the attention of these things?
You should have something along these lines you just seem inexperienced and a bit desperate, two huge turn offs to women >you got games
Just send the game invite, assume she is going to play. You will make convo during the game. It also provides for an easi invite once the game ends because it signals an end, as in you can stop texting her and potentially turn her off while securing a date or hangout(hookup). >nvm u boring
“Hey just got done…” either say working or [stupid made up story, I go with hosting an illegal dwarf fighting ring] >lol u freak
She wanted you to keep texting her and you accused her of acting like a bitch. It doesn’t matter if she actually was acting like a bitch, which she wasn’t here, because at that point you simply stop replying and you either 1.) don’t have to deal with a bitch or 2.) it makes her feel insecure and wonder what you could possibly be doing that’s better than texting her or what other girls you’re texting. Goes down a hole rabbit hole where her lack of knowing causes her to create all kinds of scenarios of who you are what you’re doing.
Shit you could have even said “how’d you know in a freak cringesmilingdevilemoji”
She’s calling you a freak for being so seemingly unaware btw. >please don’t text me
Why would you respond to this? And in a defensive way “n-no I wasn’t texting I-I swaer!!!” This makes you look like not shit. At most reply with “Okay bet” and then ignore her next 3-5 texts.
If there was a chance up to this point you blew it. I see multiple opportunities here if you were such a virgin.
Noooo how can i not bother to reply to stupid texts and half of trhem are dominos telling me theres an offer today noooooo
MUST
OPEN
EVERY
NOTIFICATION
Buddy you’re failing too miserably with bitches in the easiest age group to be telling anyone they’re doing something wrong
yes wow shocker the girl who initiated everything and got my number and texts me is flirting with me wow revelation
where would i be without you oh wise one
I see you... naked and alone... in a dark room... and... is that a group of black men walking up your driveway?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>driveway
woah i move to america??? Freakin kewl ima buy a blicky
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Woah dude, cool! Totally rad! Be sure to tell your mom and dad about how many friends you made on IST.com tonight! Wow! Cool!
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
are we friends ??
I love you Friend
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Woah dude, cool! Totally rad! Be sure to tell your mom and dad about how many friends you made on IST.com tonight! Wow! Cool!
You’re both fags who absolutely must have the last word. You hide behind a flimsy veil of aloofness but your inability to stop responding shows how hard you’re seething inside.
Sneed and kys
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
yeah lets be friends lets fuck up this guy
[...]
You’re both fags who absolutely must have the last word. You hide behind a flimsy veil of aloofness but your inability to stop responding shows how hard you’re seething inside.
Sneed and kys
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
yeah hes a gay i heard his mum put his dog in the oven when she was on crack
bro look at the times on the text messages
i have nothing to move on from i forgot i even had her as a contact
[...]
not really there was no chemistry
this one is slightly more how we text
https://i.imgur.com/RMgSJlY.png
>reality check
what is the check? im so confused
if you think i was actually trying to draw her thats not how i text when im into a girl lol
pic rel is how i talk if i acc want anything to do with them
Playa. Post your photos OP I wanna see what chad looks like
this, you gotta be proactive about it. spam texts--STOP. mailing lists -- unsubscribe. If you don't you'll just be absolutely flooded with that shit.
I also use thunderbird as my email client and I made message filters so it automatically organizes emails into folders for my work, banking, health, etc.
Dickhead, fuck around on a tescos or smth.
It’s so painfully obv you picked up a little bit of drongo chat so you’re bringing it to this mutt board thinking your roadman
>no I only used that word because he did
He’s lying, other anon put it in quotations to communicate with the zoomie
Now he’s gonna >I wasn’t gonna say that
6’2 idk my bodycount i stopped counting after my 10th
i dont tend to really fuck unless i met them at a club/pub or theyre my gf
i dont do random meetups online cah they could be setups
op is such a gay >gosh guys im such a chad alpha male these woman amirite look at my 12 million notifications, man these women just wont leave me alone LOl man
No one cares homo. We are getting fit, not worrying about what whore you swap herpes with this weekend
everyone has notifications on imessage lol bro you're just looking insecure, like i said before half are from dominos or some shit or like what
I have like 400 unread texts because I don't even open texts from my bank, my phone provider and other assorted spam
said
>bro look at the times on the text messages
yeah I can see that, I can also see that you keep responding after her. Just let her get the last autistic word and dip tf
senpai i just thought it was funny i wanted to share a laugh, idk why everyone is taking it so seriously
ahahahaha see now you understand the spirit of the thread
thank you for contributing something funny instead of retards ssaying "OH MY GOD HE FUMBLED THE BAG !!! HE SHOULDVE FUCKED HER!!!"
>brown emoji >text like a retard >101 unread texts >jazz >desperate texting after 2 months
this is hilarious
she gave me her number yesterday where did u get 2 months from
>I'm on mental health leave so I'm free for the next 3 months
I see why getting your dick chopped off and wearing dresses is so popular now. I want to live life on easy mode.
What the fuck are these gays saying RED FLAG BRO...does this sound like a potential girlfriend from the fucking get? No... in this situation "mental health leave" is a huge green light to cum dump this wild whore.
bro look at the times on the text messages
i have nothing to move on from i forgot i even had her as a contact
[...]
not really there was no chemistry
this one is slightly more how we text
https://i.imgur.com/1b6YnC9.jpg
why do they seethe so hard
https://i.imgur.com/LPaI1qp.jpg
so… you lift to have the attention of these things?
This shit makes my stomach turn. It gives me a visceral feeling of disgust. Am I supposed to type like this to women? Do women type like this? This is absolutely fuxking disguating, holy shit. Good thing I have never spoken to a woman, I would blow my head off if someone started talking to me in gutterspeak. And I'm not even an anglo. Can't wait till i finish my maths degree, move innawoods and hermitmaxx. Fuck this gay Earth.
okay virgin, i literally fucked the shit out of her with her platform boots on (she was directed to wear by me)
https://i.imgur.com/UovBsn6.jpg
share your methods with us, black brother
be lean
What the fuck are these gays saying RED FLAG BRO...does this sound like a potential girlfriend from the fucking get? No... in this situation "mental health leave" is a huge green light to cum dump this wild whore.
Yeah lol, these guys got it all wrong. As soon as i heard that I knew i was going to get some A1 head.
Smash and block her instantly. Never ever look back.
done and dusted brother man.
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[...]
[...]
This shit makes my stomach turn. It gives me a visceral feeling of disgust. Am I supposed to type like this to women? Do women type like this? This is absolutely fuxking disguating, holy shit. Good thing I have never spoken to a woman, I would blow my head off if someone started talking to me in gutterspeak. And I'm not even an anglo. Can't wait till i finish my maths degree, move innawoods and hermitmaxx. Fuck this gay Earth.
bro u finna get the fuck of this board right now frfr
hell no stay mad
>be bong >turks pakis and slanty eyed cunts flood the postcode >rat slags that drop kegs for a voddy or 5l frosties start shagging making scrote hybrids >op makes a thread using spastic English thinking he’s anything but another with his fucking chipshop greased up fingers giving it big about 13 year olds he’s trying to bend over
Nah pedo this isn’t 2012 stop fucking texting like that you’re making the girls into drooling fucking benny scroungers.
im not white why would i have chip shop grease on my hands
and bro for the last time i wasnt tryin to bend her over she was ugly as hell
ive never met anyone other than white who is called jasmine
in the uk black girls either have muslim names cause somali or the african ones have Christian names like Hope and Cherish
Worst post of the month.
This low IQ Turkroach moron wannabe should be shot in the back if the head. >sage
[...]
cant believe there are so many virgins on this board who got this mad i threw away a chance to fuck a girl
its not that deep guys, lift enough and wear your lifts and you can do it too im sure
Holy shit I know 2 women like this in the office. Absolute freaks. Avoid at all costs. Manipulative gains goblins.
what?
in what area
turks and kurds own kebab shops
ive never heard this chippy shop thing, thats like the whitest place ever
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
My days, kebab shops are chippies you daft cunt. How are you from london
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
chippies are chip shops aka fish and chip shops
in london kebab shops are kebab shops lol
ive only ever heard northerners refer to every shop as a chippy which would make sense cause nobody in london says "daft cunt"
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
No chippies sell fish chips and guess what ? kebabs.
whatever shithole cornershop you were dragged up in they probably fuck up stray cats and puts them into kebabs
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
who the fuck buys a kebab from a fish and chip shop looool like i said white people shit
>be bong >turks pakis and slanty eyed cunts flood the postcode >rat slags that drop kegs for a voddy or 5l frosties start shagging making scrote hybrids >op makes a thread using spastic English thinking he’s anything but another with his fucking chipshop greased up fingers giving it big about 13 year olds he’s trying to bend over
Nah pedo this isn’t 2012 stop fucking texting like that you’re making the girls into drooling fucking benny scroungers.
nothing i said was "roadman"ish (literally just london dialect but ok) i was speaking like a white englishman to mock her infact
i think you might just have learning difficulties
>makes an entire off topic thread about feeling butthurt over a girl realizing he’s a virgin >claims he masterfully constructed negative game texts
The absolute state of zoomers.
JUST.
im not the virgin when everyone else is seething over the fact that i didnt try to fuck her
if you value sexing a woman so much that this pisses you off, you have never had sex, thats just fact
Didn’t try? Little man, you never had a chance to even truly try. Idk why you can’t simply own it and work on doing better. No sane man who could get bitches would be sitting on IST doing
>makes an entire off topic thread about feeling butthurt over a girl realizing he’s a virgin >claims he masterfully constructed negative game texts
The absolute state of zoomers.
JUST.
and adamantly insisting otherwise. This is why you’re like this, you’re too insecure or something to just accept you suck so you can then improve.
senpai i think the only thing worse than being white would be being indian or aboriginal
i thank god my blessings everyday that i dont turn up like the guy writing full paragraphs on how to pick up women cause he couldn't accept the fact that not everyone tryhards to get sex
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
feels good knowing your own women are more attracted to whites than their own men.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
nice dream
>crying that I didn’t fuck her >gets ultra defensive swearing up and down that he can get laid because he was offered some constructive criticism while half the thread is making fun of him
Oh the copes we tell ourselves
yeah cause i stated from the start its a funny thread and you got the king of virginity writing paragraphs giving "constructive criticism" on a meaningless funny text
im literally fighting your autism cause it just killed the whole vibe
>crying that I didn’t fuck her >gets ultra defensive swearing up and down that he can get laid because he was offered some constructive criticism while half the thread is making fun of him
Oh the copes we tell ourselves
>he considers ngaf and being genuinely fun try hard >is clearly emotionally hurt over genuine advice pointing out where he was ducking up >letting me live rent free this hard
Lmao this is next level autism even for IST
if i showed you texts of me texting my mother would you also say "haha you got no rizz!!!""
bro if ur not attracted to someone ur not gonna try to fuck her
i cant believe how autistic you are
There seems to be some kind of nonexistent disconnect here. If you aren’t attracted to someone you’re not going to have them saved and reply to them over 100+ other texts and then delude yourself into believing it was all intentional. Just take the L you’re being a moron about it. I’m not sure how you’re oblivious to your own ‘tisming
this is me actually fucking up rizz and failing
idk what to tell you with op i was genuinely bored, if i was attracted i never leave them for hours to double text
was just meant to be funny but turned into some autistic analysis thing
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Had to look up rizz because my head isn’t covered with broccoli.
I can’t be bothered to continue playing with this retarded zoomer. As I said before, no man that gets pussy spends his time arguing about how he’s totally capable of getting pussy, nor does he dwell so hard on the loss of some oussy that he takes the time to create a thread seething about it online.
Everyone but OP seems to comprehend this, but then to do that he would need to let go of his self delusion he’s desperately trying to sell when called out on being an obvious virgin.
I genuinely hope you improve yourself OP, you have a long way to go.
i admit i mightve got trolled by the autism guy doing analysis still doesnt change the fact that mostly everyone is seething cause they havent ever had sex and didnt want me to throw away that opportunity
but ive been on IST for like 10 years
ive had 3 loving relationships that lasted a year+
and idk what u want me to say im not white and i didnt grow up around whites, whats proper to u isnt to me
I like having sex with Turkish women. They’re nice and have big asses.
Anon why are you such a self-hating gay & an embodiment of a loser?
She did nothing wrong, you are texting some bs & she even tries to get some entertainment out of you by a phone game hilarious.
Texts should be used to setup calls/facetimes, and if you still prefer text it should be used to set things up without texting for hours.
Man mindset on youtube, a panel on Sunday either absorb this game & if needed get a consultation or get married/into a relationship and find out that you got cheated on by a young black bro.
>writing a novel to women
Always a mistake. Whenever you find yourself typing out some paragraph or more, stop yourself and just delete her number. Women LIVE by attention and it doesn't matter to them whether it's positive or negative. The fact they got you to care enough to type out some big long thing and fed them more attention with it only validates them. It doesn't matter what you say, any small amount of trying to hurt their feelings is outweighed by having sent them attention at all.
Tbf he tried the short worded approach he’s generally quite charming it’s just he only wants me for sex so I don’t feel bad about giving it up on my schedule
>several anons give him genuine advice >I was only pretending psshhh I don’t need your help I’m perfect the way I am that was just jokes because I DIDNT want her hahaha >several frantic posts swearing it was just a joke and overlooking the obvious like creating this trash thread over her >you’re all seething now omg literally seething >Twitter nig zoomer speak, but claims to have been here 10 years
This is why 18-23 year olds are ducking mid-late 20s men.
turkbro how do you get these low iq thots. I'm an Albaniamoron and I want to fuck low class white english girls but they're never into me. What's the trick?
idk they fuck with anyone g
i just like black girls and north african tings, go to a white area if u want them senpai ik the ugliest dons who fuck white girls
where do you meet these girls? I can only meet 4/10 tings on tinder/bumble. Give me a legit rundown I just don't know where to meet girls now I'm out of uni.
I'm 23 can't really start now. Even if I did I'd have like 70 followers
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
all my old ig accounts got banned i have 70 followers now and still get attention cause i like to comment on instagram posts when im bored
just follow big pages like imjustbait n pree the comments ull find some nice tings
make sure u dont have a typical virgin instagram pic up tho i dont keep any pics on mine just profile pic
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
really bro so you have 70 followers and no pictures and girls are still chatting to you on your instagam?
Whats your success rate on dming girls on insta?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
instagram like 100% tbh
way better than bumble or tinder cause u can send voice notes, so if ur voice is nice ur in luck, women get wet 2 that shit
Do you think those "low class english girls" that OP is hitting up are getting any higher?
OND had its time in the sun, now unless you're hot beyond comprehension or using it overseas you're not going over a 5 or 6 when a chick has 1000s of matches.
first of all i didnt hit her up lol she hit me up
second of all this was my ex which tbh is objectively a 9/10, the 1 of choice is for personal taste
its easy to find a good looking girl, dont let anyone scare u into thinking its not
after every breakup im always like oh man its gonna be so hard to find another 8-9/10 but then they always fall into my lap
>its easy to find a good looking girl, dont let anyone scare u into thinking its not
Where do you find them?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
instagram/the street/literally anywhere that women cohabit
https://i.imgur.com/Wa88NP0.png
She is nowhere 9/10 dumbass.
Pic related I matched on tinder, that could be considered an 8/10 and she is objectively hotter than yours so yours is probably 6-7/10
every girl looks like ur pic related shes like a 5/10 lol wtf u mean? my one was an actual model yours is just an everyday bland white girl
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
> short spaghetti hair > make up monster > brown > model
No chance. Maybe 7/10 max if I'm fair sorry bro
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>flexing his average white girl to compare to an unironic model
ok buddy delusions are high, enjoy ur tinder match
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>instagram
99% of DM slides I send don't even get read, I've never met a hot girl who checks her requests because they're just 1000 messages of dudes dick pics.
>the street
Seeing an attractive female in public almost never happens. I don't know where they are but they don't seem to even get groceries or anything.
Even when I go down to the local clubs/bars I will see maybe one or two actually hot girls there and then just endless droves of mid girls trying to dress themselves up to bag a drunken dude.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
idk i tend to see leng tings on roads especially in south and east
not rlly in clubs or bars except a few tings
we must just have diff tastes bro
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I hate london moronspeak so much bros
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
fuuuckkkinnggggg hell
will u lot all just shut up about the dialect
god everyone from out of london never shuts up about the "moronspeak" when everyone from out of london sounds like "CORR BLOYMEY MAYT U OW'RITE ARE YA"
fuck off u sound like cartoons
id rather sound like a real person than a caricature thank you
>Tell me something interesting.
I have a problem here. Absolutely nothing I find interesting would be of interest to a woman.
yeah thats why u troll them if they say that shit
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Bold of you to assume I don't hate the second way of talking you just mentioned.
I personally think that people should just talk in plain English. Everything else is just moronspeak > da ting goes skrrraaa peng fr fr no cap bruv da trap still runnin' on crismas fuck 12
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>da ting go skrrra
was a line made by an unfunny comedian and only got popular cause white kids from surrey found it cool
nobody in london speaks like that lol
to me london english is the plainest most easily understandable dialect
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
My dear opmoron, I have been to London myself and I can confirm that your kind of people speak exactly like this.
London is a failed society, continue to destroy it so it becomes Detroit 2.0 in about 20 years.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
ok if u want to believe people say "the ting go skrrrraa" in london believe what u want lol
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Just listen to current music, walk into any club really.
not him but everywhere in the UK outside of London is literally eastern europe tier with wages caped at like 40k.
London is kind of like a public GTA lobby really. Even looks like it in most places with the random ass architecture that doesn't fit
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Just listen to current music, walk into any club really.
i dont hear "the ting go skrrra" lol
this doesnt sound like "the ting go skrrra" to me
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
not him but everywhere in the UK outside of London is literally eastern europe tier with wages caped at like 40k.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
The most funny thing I noticed was that most of you trapmorons actually cycle for doordash 24/7 because no one can afford to live there.
Absolutely laughed my sides off, I hope rent increases.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>that most of you trapmorons actually cycle for doordash 24/7
we... we dont have doordash in the uk..... 😐
and when i was trapping i was making 8k a month, rents £1200 a month
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Still doesn't disprove my point since income inequality for drug dealers is much worse than free economy income inequality.
For every trapgay making 8k a month you have 50 trapslaves making 500 a month.
Those you usually see driving around on bicycles and delivering food. I don't know if it's doordash or something else, I just noticed how the city is full of people driving around on bicycles at 3 am delivering food. Central London is terribly degenerate.
If you move away from the city centre it gets worse, I have never seen anything worse than finchley road really.
The one time I was there I saw an aldi get robbed by a turkroach with a knife.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
idk i tend to see leng tings on roads especially in south and east
not rlly in clubs or bars except a few tings
we must just have diff tastes bro
How did Anglos go from Paradise Lost to this in just a few centuries? It's fucking over bros. I, an eastern European, tried talking with a british person about Milton once, he replied "lol who?" What happened to the angloshpere?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
“I, an Eastern European,”
you lot have your own ghettos in the uk where you all sniff speed 24/7 smoke crack and drink on the pavement all day in droves
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
bruh half this city is drunk polish construction workers and Lithuanians whores trying to marry an english dude to get citizenship at this point. I know what you people are like you can't look down on anyone.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Me too can't stand it
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Seeing an attractive female in public almost never happens. I don't know where they are but they don't seem to even get groceries or anything.
They're in cities and they're out when everyone else is at work
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Some are out working on the corner in the city
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I live in a little university city and pretty much the only place I'm gonna be guaranteed to find hot chicks is the gym or creeping campus. But I have a home gym setup and I don't go to uni anymore.
Also hitting on girls in public in general is a crapshoot because you don't know how old they are.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
The only hot chick I am looking for is the one who lives with me
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Also hitting on girls in public in general is a crapshoot because you don't know how old they are.
who the fuck cares, youre hitting on them nit stuffing your cock into them
She is nowhere 9/10 dumbass.
Pic related I matched on tinder, that could be considered an 8/10 and she is objectively hotter than yours so yours is probably 6-7/10
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>hiding face
instant 4/10 no matter how hot your body is. People want to show off nice things, if you're hiding you're face you're ugly.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
[...]
also, bragging about a chick 300 miles away that you're never gonna see or fuck is weird.
instagram/the street/literally anywhere that women cohabit
[...]
every girl looks like ur pic related shes like a 5/10 lol wtf u mean? my one was an actual model yours is just an everyday bland white girl
She's from my city I'm currently travelling.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>hiding face
instant 4/10 no matter how hot your body is. People want to show off nice things, if you're hiding you're face you're ugly.
also, bragging about a chick 300 miles away that you're never gonna see or fuck is weird.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>matched on tinder
Wow you getting married soon? Matching on tinder is meaningless lol
I'm gonna literally just start approaching hot girls on the fucking street until 1 says yes don't care if I get rejected 100 times. Sick of the fugly bitches on tinder.
also yeah i approach girls on the street too, like i said face to face is better, the worst rejection i got was "ur brave" while she smiled so its not really scary
>browncel >text like you have sub 95 iq >woman clearly moron or worse, coal burner
normal english white girl*
god you americans are so retarded
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
alright thanks for the advice bro I'm gonna start randomly chatting to hot girls I see although I'm a 5'9 manlet with a thing for tall girls so I feel the rejections I get might be a lot worse.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
bro its a rejection it doesnt matter
women literally do not matter, despite what 80% of virgins in this thread have been shouting about
unironically if need be wear lifts, manipulate them it doesnt matter
[...]
do you find you have different success rates with different races in London?
white girls are the easiest but unfortunately im not attracted to them at all for me
i love somali girls and thankfully they have some kind of cultural thing with turks so they're inclined to talk to me
normal black girls tend to like me but they always try to act sassy and i cba talking for long with them or they sometimes hit me up first n ghost
turkish girls love me as well but i like my tings darker
ive talked with a few really hot pakis before but ive never sealed the deal unfortunately
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
instagram like 100% tbh
way better than bumble or tinder cause u can send voice notes, so if ur voice is nice ur in luck, women get wet 2 that shit
do you find you have different success rates with different races in London?
>open dating app >Get match >Send no messages, just a simple pool game right off the bat >"Play. If you lose, you owe me a date."
I feel like this would actually work.
I fucked 50 hookers almost married one but met a trad Asian. Never when I had abs did they say shit but sometimes they'd rub my abs as they sucked my dick
what the fuck is this retarded thread?
Are you all 13 years old with no experience of flirting and hooking up?
Not a single convo here looks older than 15 years old.
Women are so easy when you treat them like a side note >at party >girl drinking next to me >make fun of her >she starts following me around >lean in and kiss her >at this point we’ve said like 3 things back and forth >she kisses back >says her apartment is like 5min away >walking back with my hand under her pants on her ass >she stops every 10 seconds to make out >finger her in the elevator >blows me when we get in her apartment >I spend the night >wants to cuddle in the morning >I oblige, we watch mad men >text her later >cold replies 3 hours later >doesn’t interact with me for weeks >see her again at a lunch with friends >follows me around like a puppy
Wtf is her problem?
I use cfop. Its fun but a lot of algorithms. Learn all the OLL first, the PLL, then cross, then f2l last since it's the hardest. Just hit 19 seconds and trying to go for sub 15. Sub 10 by the end of the year but it's insane
I bring my cube to the gym and do solves instead of bullshitting on my phone. It's fun and gets a few mires
I've found Hinge far far better. You actually get to message a girl to make her laugh first to get the match and it's lower userbase so you're not just being buried in an endless sea by an algorithm.
Tinder and Hinge are owned by the same company so i assume they have the same algorithm. The big downside of hinge is that it requires you to post your height and I'm short.
This thread is weird. OP very clearly smashes and he's having a laugh with all the people saying his method of typing doesn't work. This is either the most well coordinated trolling on the board right now, or a bunch of insecure virgins who don't realize that talking like a gentleman from the 1800s isn't going to get them pussy.
its cause OP is a low inhibition mode drug dealer from South London whereas 95% of IST is neurotic white and asian kids who think they need to phsyquemaxx and moneymaxx and jawmaxx and statusmaxxx and gamemaxxxx before they can get a girlfriend.
This thread is weird. OP very clearly smashes and he's having a laugh with all the people saying his method of typing doesn't work. This is either the most well coordinated trolling on the board right now, or a bunch of insecure virgins who don't realize that talking like a gentleman from the 1800s isn't going to get them pussy.
I would say it 50% autism (probably start of thread) and 50% ironic autismposting.
Also OP is a moron, that's a true statement
This thread is weird. OP very clearly smashes and he's having a laugh with all the people saying his method of typing doesn't work. This is either the most well coordinated trolling on the board right now, or a bunch of insecure virgins who don't realize that talking like a gentleman from the 1800s isn't going to get them pussy.
i appreciate you ppl who understand
this whole thread pissed me off with everyone trying to autistically analyse everything so if it was a coordinated troll then kudos
>they needed to get their hearts broken at 14 to learn how to communicate with women properly
elaborate, is this really why I struggle to normiemaxx?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
you struggle because your oversocialised
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
nta but what would be the difference between undersocialised and oversocialised ?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
i used to struggle hard to be social or talk to girls or anything but i had my first gf at 14, lost virginity first kiss etc and then i found out she was a whore and realised oh man i shouldnt have been head over heels for her
and just gradually i stopped caring and not caring is the biggest key to success
moronbro, seriously how did you even discover IST and why do you keep using it?
This is a place for autistic kids, shouldn't you be on like instagram or tiktok?
i started using this when i was 11, i migrated from roblox forums cause they used to copy all the slang (newfag was newbag etc) and im extremely mentally ill so i fit in when i was a kid
im still mentally ill just very socially capable so i still use this site even tho p much everyone here now is just a bitter neek
I think of it as an interview, if she doesnt actually answer any questions without vague answers or she seems dull as fuck, then the conversation ends there.
>faganon can’t pull anything but retards, and even then he strikes out >comes to a board where people at least talk about self improvement to try to drag other down with him
Imagine giving the time of day to a subhuman dry-ass sorry excuse of a “woman”.
Your energy would be better spent on improvement, king. >This is now a push up thread
Damn 297 replies. No way am I reading all this shit. Can't believe a gay OP like this has you retarded seething this hard. IST really has gone downhill
why do they seethe so hard
>playing retarded mind-games
just delete her number and move on. These retards get off on the personal validation and will never actually be worth your time
bro look at the times on the text messages
i have nothing to move on from i forgot i even had her as a contact
not really there was no chemistry
this one is slightly more how we text
>bro look at the times on the text messages
yeah I can see that, I can also see that you keep responding after her. Just let her get the last autistic word and dip tf
> why do they seethe so hard
They aren’t
LMaO$&&&&@@&8777
ROFL
she absolutely is
i kept ignoring her texts cause i forgot her existence and she got mad as hell
bro do you not understand that i was just mocking her
(You) #
she absolutely is
i kept ignoring her texts cause i forgot her existence and she got mad as hell
Please mother fuckers someone give him a reality check because I’m dying from laughing.
>reality check
what is the check? im so confused
if you think i was actually trying to draw her thats not how i text when im into a girl lol
pic rel is how i talk if i acc want anything to do with them
Are you black? This is how I've always imagined blacks text
turkish but grew up around blacks so yh
ive been using IST since i was like 11, it really never used to be this pro-white till the reddit trumpfags came over in 2016 and now i cant even share a laugh cause neeks will come in and seethe that im not talking like a h'wite man
>Buddy you’re failing too miserably with bitches in the easiest age group to be telling anyone they’re doing something wrong
this is ur mistake ive said it before i didnt care about her i just thought this was funny cause she started seething and im not reading ur guide cause i have women i actually like on my phone
yeah i dunno maybe im not that funny nobody seems to appreciate it
i found it funny tho i guess thats all that rlly matters
>this is ur mistake
No dude this has little to do with me. You can take a glance at my post and maybe stop talking to women like such a virgin, or you can cope and jump on the defensive.
Sure buddy sure you barely cared about her, sure you have other women you actually like. I can see how that’s going with tayla or the mentally ill BDP alcoholic. You must be a real Uber chad.
>You can take a glance at my post and maybe stop talking to women like such a virgin
why do you care about the girl in the op
i didnt like her why would i try to talk to her and engage her or something
im confused on why you think this and cant accept the reality that it was for a laugh and you missed the joke completely due to autism
>N-NO I SONT CARE ABOUT HER YOU DO ITS YOU!!!! SOME RANDOM ON IST WHOS NEVER MET HER Y-YEAH YOU CARE SO MUCH ABOUT HER!! NO SIR NOT ME!!
I literally tried to help YOU. Not her, as I’ve said that ship has sailed. My advice was for no one but YOU. You come off like a max 20 years old sheltered kid
>I just didn’t like her I can totally talk to women I swear
If this we’re true you wouldn’t have responded to her because as you claim you would have better bitches you actually liked.
You’re pathetic and I say that in the most constructive way imaginable, do myself and any potential woman you will meet a favor and disregard my original critique post and continue being you
>If this we’re true you wouldn’t have responded to her
its literally funny, do you think saying "Lol" or "Discarded" will invoke a positive response? its just funny to make fun of them
i dont get it, have you never made fun of anyone before
>have you ever made fun of someone before?
Yes me and my gf are literally laughing at you in my bed right now.
Btw if just the way you write and try to defend yourself with copes didn’t make your situation with women obvious, the fact you don’t know it’s 100x more amusing to have them thirst after you while you blow them off and ignore them with zero intent to ever do anything with them makes it beyond apparent.
You have negative game, defunct “rizz,” and your only real option to get some pussy is from a self admitted mentally ill alcoholic, have fun with that it’s better than nothing I suppose.
you're really really mad over a joke
there was no rizz involved, i didnt want to have her text me at all just when she sent the "Ur boring" text i could tell she was mad so i did some funny things
i am almost 100% certain that girlfriend "in ur bed" is made up cause you have been typing long posts on IST for about 30 minutes
>there was no rizz involved
Yeah that’s what I’ve been telling you
>N-no! I talked like this intentionally! That’s why I have her contact saved and even entertained her! I tried to come off as a loser!
>N-NOOOO THATS NOT FAIR SHES MADE UP BECAUSE I SAID SO
Kek’d
>>N-no! I talked like this intentionally! That’s why I have her contact saved and even entertained her! I tried to come off as a loser!
well yeah when someone tells u to save their contact its not any trouble
"U fw 8ball pool" isn't entertaining anyone u genuinely do not have a gf im sure of it and if u do she is the first girl to ever give u attention since u value talking to women so much
>NOOOO I DIDNT. MEAN IT I WANTED TO SOUND DRY I TOTALLY WANST LOOKING FORWARD TO A GAME OF 8 BALL WITH A REAL LIFE WAHHHHMAN
?
she asked me if i play imsg games and i told her i play 8ball pool many hours later
i dont understand how someone like you can be so autistic
please just have sex
> please just have sex
Aight , who’s down for a hook up right now ?
>hoping the goth girl from selfie thread still here lmao
>n-no you’re the autist here not me
>u fw 8 ball
>why are your kickers in a twist
This has to be bait
If you had a bird there m8 she’d be giving you grief over this absolute pounding I’m giving you for being a dirty turky
>turkish but grew up around blacks so yh
Lol lmao
kek based subhuman moron, hope they give you one of the better cells
I can't figure out if I hate this guy or if I like this bro
It's just how low IQ people text
notice the usage of the words like “knickers” and “love”
so yes, they are english (AKA black)
Verification not required.
It's funny that this type of bro's on IST rn
>Rn
You're a newfag
>I’m so confused
Lmao you tried to be funny and I laughed now you just playing dumb , anyway you me lmao with your shit
why do brits insist on selling drugs via snapchat?
just use telegram like every other digital dealer
>selling drugs on fucking snapchat publicly
man zoomers are braindead
>ah i used to trap n put my food up on my story n they devicebanned me
snapchat banned you for posting pictures of your meal?
>Going after fat black chicks
Mediocre.
Dude, epic troll. How do I be exactly like you? You’re my hero.
jazz please leave the thread
Both of you retards get the rope
You should have something along these lines you just seem inexperienced and a bit desperate, two huge turn offs to women
>you got games
Just send the game invite, assume she is going to play. You will make convo during the game. It also provides for an easi invite once the game ends because it signals an end, as in you can stop texting her and potentially turn her off while securing a date or hangout(hookup).
>nvm u boring
“Hey just got done…” either say working or [stupid made up story, I go with hosting an illegal dwarf fighting ring]
>lol u freak
She wanted you to keep texting her and you accused her of acting like a bitch. It doesn’t matter if she actually was acting like a bitch, which she wasn’t here, because at that point you simply stop replying and you either 1.) don’t have to deal with a bitch or 2.) it makes her feel insecure and wonder what you could possibly be doing that’s better than texting her or what other girls you’re texting. Goes down a hole rabbit hole where her lack of knowing causes her to create all kinds of scenarios of who you are what you’re doing.
Shit you could have even said “how’d you know in a freak cringesmilingdevilemoji”
She’s calling you a freak for being so seemingly unaware btw.
>please don’t text me
Why would you respond to this? And in a defensive way “n-no I wasn’t texting I-I swaer!!!” This makes you look like not shit. At most reply with “Okay bet” and then ignore her next 3-5 texts.
If there was a chance up to this point you blew it. I see multiple opportunities here if you were such a virgin.
Buddy you’re failing too miserably with bitches in the easiest age group to be telling anyone they’re doing something wrong
Write a book and share your wisdom anon
>brown emoji
>text like a retard
>101 unread texts
>jazz
>desperate texting after 2 months
this is hilarious
This has got to be one of the most braindead convo I've ever seen
I've seen better exchanges on /b/
Holy shit I know 2 women like this in the office. Absolute freaks. Avoid at all costs. Manipulative gains goblins.
>Discarded
>idk wat that means
Do americans really?
i’m pretty sure they’re british, anon. no american says “love” like in
Do kids this days type like this? We’re doomed.
Study for your algebra test you dumb ass middle schooler. You have to be 18 to post here
Bro why are you texting a black girl…
Take note of OP’s brown colored emoji in
shes white as hell….. like super super white, from personality and everything
this must be the first time americans realise english people are morons
Amerimutts have no idea about Anglos. They associate them with the WASP George Bush types they have back home.
>browncel
>text like you have sub 95 iq
>woman clearly moron or worse, coal burner
What are the fitness implications of Olivia needing to use a condom?
Wombmen will make shit like this then complain about men being sex obsessed pigs
She's flirting with you, retard. Some of you should get more in touch with your anima, ya'll dont understand women at all
yes wow shocker the girl who initiated everything and got my number and texts me is flirting with me wow revelation
where would i be without you oh wise one
Cool, continue to be an attention seeking gay then I guess
continue to be so wise oh great one
what will ur next vision be? piss will leave my penis after i drink this water?
I see you... naked and alone... in a dark room... and... is that a group of black men walking up your driveway?
>driveway
woah i move to america??? Freakin kewl ima buy a blicky
Woah dude, cool! Totally rad! Be sure to tell your mom and dad about how many friends you made on IST.com tonight! Wow! Cool!
are we friends ??
I love you Friend
You’re both fags who absolutely must have the last word. You hide behind a flimsy veil of aloofness but your inability to stop responding shows how hard you’re seething inside.
Sneed and kys
yeah lets be friends lets fuck up this guy
yeah hes a gay i heard his mum put his dog in the oven when she was on crack
Playa. Post your photos OP I wanna see what chad looks like
im bare leng icl
>101 unread texts
You're retarded and you hang around and attract other retards
Noooo how can i not bother to reply to stupid texts and half of trhem are dominos telling me theres an offer today noooooo
MUST
OPEN
EVERY
NOTIFICATION
>he gets ads via text
What 3rd world country is this?
england
Any fast food that you call up or add your number so delivery can call you to go outside will text you ads, it's aids.
my brain works like this
I opt out of every spam email or text notification I receive
this, you gotta be proactive about it. spam texts--STOP. mailing lists -- unsubscribe. If you don't you'll just be absolutely flooded with that shit.
I also use thunderbird as my email client and I made message filters so it automatically organizes emails into folders for my work, banking, health, etc.
I have like 400 unread texts because I don't even open texts from my bank, my phone provider and other assorted spam
I have a new phone number every few months or so, don't get a lot of spam
Don't use social media either, just phone and email
I wouldn't describe IST as social media, as it relies on guest participation and doesn't allow you to form an actual social network
Social networking sites require registration and allow you to interact or connect with other registered users
This is just an image board
It’s very easy to get 100+ messages if you’re in any active group chats. You’d know that if you had friends.
Having groups chats doesn't mean you have friends
GTFO here
I have work groupchats, literally all you need to do is fucking mute the notifications.
>doesn't know how to block/opt out of spam
>somehow not stupid
Ok retard
/Thread
>Dating/relationship thread
Kys, retarded zoomer idiot.
Do Britbongs really text like this?
Retard to retard communication.
This bro has no rizz fr fr no cap kys
rizz?
why would i keep ignoring her and say "u fw 8ball pool" if i was trying to rizz her
bros... please have sex... i wanted to share some laughs about a desperate femoid but it seems you are just desperate menoids....
I'm gonna be honest I don't speak moronish so I don't understand half of the conversation. Good luck on whatever you are trying to accomplish
bro u finna get the fuck of this board right now frfr
Dickhead, fuck around on a tescos or smth.
It’s so painfully obv you picked up a little bit of drongo chat so you’re bringing it to this mutt board thinking your roadman
Anyone unironically using ebonics should be hung, drawn and quartered
>no I only used that word because he did
He’s lying, other anon put it in quotations to communicate with the zoomie
Now he’s gonna
>I wasn’t gonna say that
What the fuck is a rizz? Speak English you mong
t. Melvin
what's your body count senpai... and your height
6’2 idk my bodycount i stopped counting after my 10th
i dont tend to really fuck unless i met them at a club/pub or theyre my gf
i dont do random meetups online cah they could be setups
I still can't tell if this entire thread is bait or not. Am I the retard?
See
Got warned for offtopicposting, seriously jannygays?
in English doc
god these girls are CUTE
I miss izone
op is such a gay
>gosh guys im such a chad alpha male these woman amirite look at my 12 million notifications, man these women just wont leave me alone LOl man
No one cares homo. We are getting fit, not worrying about what whore you swap herpes with this weekend
everyone has notifications on imessage lol bro you're just looking insecure, like i said before half are from dominos or some shit or like what
said
senpai i just thought it was funny i wanted to share a laugh, idk why everyone is taking it so seriously
women are gross
ahahahaha see now you understand the spirit of the thread
thank you for contributing something funny instead of retards ssaying "OH MY GOD HE FUMBLED THE BAG !!! HE SHOULDVE FUCKED HER!!!"
she gave me her number yesterday where did u get 2 months from
>im on mental health leave so im free for 3 months
what the fuck am I reading?
Haha i was thinking the same thing
She probably said she was gonna an hero so her employer gave her time off.
Do zoomers really?
Canada lol
Vacation
>I'm on mental health leave so I'm free for the next 3 months
I see why getting your dick chopped off and wearing dresses is so popular now. I want to live life on easy mode.
>mental health leave
women at my workplace do this. it's always "anxiety" jesus fucking christ
>mental health issues
>taking time off to get better
>fucking random men instead
love from khazikstan
Stay far away from women that take “mental health” leaves. Massive red flag she will probably cut off your balls
share your methods with us, black brother
There are no women of marriageable material.
Mental health leave. Red flag bro
What the fuck are these gays saying RED FLAG BRO...does this sound like a potential girlfriend from the fucking get? No... in this situation "mental health leave" is a huge green light to cum dump this wild whore.
This shit makes my stomach turn. It gives me a visceral feeling of disgust. Am I supposed to type like this to women? Do women type like this? This is absolutely fuxking disguating, holy shit. Good thing I have never spoken to a woman, I would blow my head off if someone started talking to me in gutterspeak. And I'm not even an anglo. Can't wait till i finish my maths degree, move innawoods and hermitmaxx. Fuck this gay Earth.
sheesssh dis bro fr fr bussin no chill no cap on g opp heater glock wit a switch
Same.
In fact if that type of interaction is my only other option I'd honestly rather die a kissless virgin.
Smash and block her instantly. Never ever look back.
>are u always forward or is that just for me haha
incel moment
if this was a biological woman, you'd be ghosted after that message
okay virgin, i literally fucked the shit out of her with her platform boots on (she was directed to wear by me)
be lean
Yeah lol, these guys got it all wrong. As soon as i heard that I knew i was going to get some A1 head.
done and dusted brother man.
get laid bro, stop thinking so hard
women are truly revolting
Cringe general, my favorite.
This post made me more racist than before
shes white thats why shes so mindnumbing
>white girl named jazz
Sure she is
short for jasmine 😐
hell no stay mad
im not white why would i have chip shop grease on my hands
and bro for the last time i wasnt tryin to bend her over she was ugly as hell
Jasmine is the blackest name I’ve ever heard
ive never met anyone other than white who is called jasmine
in the uk black girls either have muslim names cause somali or the african ones have Christian names like Hope and Cherish
cant believe there are so many virgins on this board who got this mad i threw away a chance to fuck a girl
its not that deep guys, lift enough and wear your lifts and you can do it too im sure
big facts
She sounds like your looksmatch.
Every chippy is owned by fucking turks, that’s why you gremlin
what?
in what area
turks and kurds own kebab shops
ive never heard this chippy shop thing, thats like the whitest place ever
My days, kebab shops are chippies you daft cunt. How are you from london
chippies are chip shops aka fish and chip shops
in london kebab shops are kebab shops lol
ive only ever heard northerners refer to every shop as a chippy which would make sense cause nobody in london says "daft cunt"
No chippies sell fish chips and guess what ? kebabs.
whatever shithole cornershop you were dragged up in they probably fuck up stray cats and puts them into kebabs
who the fuck buys a kebab from a fish and chip shop looool like i said white people shit
I’m out, you’re being a blatant goon
>be bong
>turks pakis and slanty eyed cunts flood the postcode
>rat slags that drop kegs for a voddy or 5l frosties start shagging making scrote hybrids
>op makes a thread using spastic English thinking he’s anything but another with his fucking chipshop greased up fingers giving it big about 13 year olds he’s trying to bend over
Nah pedo this isn’t 2012 stop fucking texting like that you’re making the girls into drooling fucking benny scroungers.
Intentionally typing like this was genuinely difficult, fucking roadmen have rotted domes
nothing i said was "roadman"ish (literally just london dialect but ok) i was speaking like a white englishman to mock her infact
i think you might just have learning difficulties
Worst post of the month.
This low IQ Turkroach moron wannabe should be shot in the back if the head.
>sage
Holy retard babble.
There are only two non-virgins in this thread: OP and the guy with the mental health leave whore. I suggest the rest of you try lifting.
Fuck off slabhead you’ve only seen your moms fanny. Vile cretin
LEAVE THE VIRGIN ALONE FOR FUCK SAKE
Jordan?
>makes an entire off topic thread about feeling butthurt over a girl realizing he’s a virgin
>claims he masterfully constructed negative game texts
The absolute state of zoomers.
JUST.
im not the virgin when everyone else is seething over the fact that i didnt try to fuck her
if you value sexing a woman so much that this pisses you off, you have never had sex, thats just fact
Didn’t try? Little man, you never had a chance to even truly try. Idk why you can’t simply own it and work on doing better. No sane man who could get bitches would be sitting on IST doing
and adamantly insisting otherwise. This is why you’re like this, you’re too insecure or something to just accept you suck so you can then improve.
but i dont understand any of this cause i actually do have women i like
it was just a joke, i guess it flopped
>This has to be bait
well yeah its a joke
"knickers in a twist" is a white person thing, and im not white she is thats why i was mocking her lol
IST is genuinely full of seething virgins and its showing
>31 turks
theres only me and about 50 white ppl telling me im a moron and crying that i didnt fuck her the cuck fetish is apparent
>im not white
grim fella
senpai i think the only thing worse than being white would be being indian or aboriginal
i thank god my blessings everyday that i dont turn up like the guy writing full paragraphs on how to pick up women cause he couldn't accept the fact that not everyone tryhards to get sex
feels good knowing your own women are more attracted to whites than their own men.
nice dream
yeah cause i stated from the start its a funny thread and you got the king of virginity writing paragraphs giving "constructive criticism" on a meaningless funny text
im literally fighting your autism cause it just killed the whole vibe
u mad yt boi?
>crying that I didn’t fuck her
>gets ultra defensive swearing up and down that he can get laid because he was offered some constructive criticism while half the thread is making fun of him
Oh the copes we tell ourselves
who cares? keep posting gold
don't worry OP, I found it funny
ty man the second half of this thread is doing better than the first half i feel much better now
Are people in this thread for real or is this whole thread just people shitposting?
I’m for real about hooking up with the goth girl tho. Don’t know bout other lmao or idk , where’s the chubby anon ? I would I’m horny
Here’s a pic of the 31 posters (turks) currently in this thread
IM THE ONE WEARING TRAPSTAR
>just sayin
Shit son and I thought there weren’t gonna be funny threads today lmao
>he considers ngaf and being genuinely fun try hard
>is clearly emotionally hurt over genuine advice pointing out where he was ducking up
>letting me live rent free this hard
Lmao this is next level autism even for IST
you are literally the king of autism and i recommend you stop trying so hard to have sex and then maybe youll acquire it
Not the guy who texts like this
Telling me I can’t laid. This is for sure bait
if i showed you texts of me texting my mother would you also say "haha you got no rizz!!!""
bro if ur not attracted to someone ur not gonna try to fuck her
i cant believe how autistic you are
There seems to be some kind of nonexistent disconnect here. If you aren’t attracted to someone you’re not going to have them saved and reply to them over 100+ other texts and then delude yourself into believing it was all intentional. Just take the L you’re being a moron about it. I’m not sure how you’re oblivious to your own ‘tisming
How old are you genuinely asking
this is me actually fucking up rizz and failing
idk what to tell you with op i was genuinely bored, if i was attracted i never leave them for hours to double text
was just meant to be funny but turned into some autistic analysis thing
Had to look up rizz because my head isn’t covered with broccoli.
LMAO&&&$&@&$&@&((not him btw))ROFLCOPTERRRRERRERRE
I can’t be bothered to continue playing with this retarded zoomer. As I said before, no man that gets pussy spends his time arguing about how he’s totally capable of getting pussy, nor does he dwell so hard on the loss of some oussy that he takes the time to create a thread seething about it online.
Everyone but OP seems to comprehend this, but then to do that he would need to let go of his self delusion he’s desperately trying to sell when called out on being an obvious virgin.
I genuinely hope you improve yourself OP, you have a long way to go.
i hope you have sex one day and learn to have fun and not take women so seriously bro
>talks to female once
>posts about it on IST
Such is the life in an incel
Alright OP
I’m threading this bitch
1. You are a gay
2. You embarrassed yourself
3. Welcome newfren
4. LMAO
i admit i mightve got trolled by the autism guy doing analysis still doesnt change the fact that mostly everyone is seething cause they havent ever had sex and didnt want me to throw away that opportunity
but ive been on IST for like 10 years
> but ive been on IST for like 10 years
RIPCOMEDY
I literally can’t stop laughing right now
nobody cares whether you fuck sluts moron. at least fuckin type properly, this shit isn't bussin frfr no cap my guy
ive had 3 loving relationships that lasted a year+
and idk what u want me to say im not white and i didnt grow up around whites, whats proper to u isnt to me
Ok
im not from 4chan i dont care
Emphasis on
>newfren
Dude needs to lurk for another 3 months before ever posting again
i post all the time
this is my first IST L and thats because someones autism overpowered mine and genuinely annoyed me by trying to analyse jokes
I like having sex with Turkish women. They’re nice and have big asses.
Anon why are you such a self-hating gay & an embodiment of a loser?
She did nothing wrong, you are texting some bs & she even tries to get some entertainment out of you by a phone game hilarious.
Texts should be used to setup calls/facetimes, and if you still prefer text it should be used to set things up without texting for hours.
Man mindset on youtube, a panel on Sunday either absorb this game & if needed get a consultation or get married/into a relationship and find out that you got cheated on by a young black bro.
Captcha: AMRDA
nobody wants to fuck her shes ugly
stfu with this fake virgin advice you neek
>zoomers
Grown men in this thread using the term “rizz” please get some personality that is not based off of tiktok trends. I can’t stand normies.
Why are so many people obsessing over OP fucking up with some girls? He clearly knows what he wants.
either because theyre virgins and dont like to see other people waste opportunities with girls or they're trolling
but there's too many to actually be trolling so i think it's just the virgins coming out at night
Pov ur cute but only date angry dudes
>writing a novel to women
Always a mistake. Whenever you find yourself typing out some paragraph or more, stop yourself and just delete her number. Women LIVE by attention and it doesn't matter to them whether it's positive or negative. The fact they got you to care enough to type out some big long thing and fed them more attention with it only validates them. It doesn't matter what you say, any small amount of trying to hurt their feelings is outweighed by having sent them attention at all.
They're a parasite you have to starve out.
Tbf he tried the short worded approach he’s generally quite charming it’s just he only wants me for sex so I don’t feel bad about giving it up on my schedule
>I was just pretending to be retarded
>several anons give him genuine advice
>I was only pretending psshhh I don’t need your help I’m perfect the way I am that was just jokes because I DIDNT want her hahaha
>several frantic posts swearing it was just a joke and overlooking the obvious like creating this trash thread over her
>you’re all seething now omg literally seething
>Twitter nig zoomer speak, but claims to have been here 10 years
This is why 18-23 year olds are ducking mid-late 20s men.
BIG UP NORTH LONDON MASSIVE
turkbro how do you get these low iq thots. I'm an Albaniamoron and I want to fuck low class white english girls but they're never into me. What's the trick?
idk they fuck with anyone g
i just like black girls and north african tings, go to a white area if u want them senpai ik the ugliest dons who fuck white girls
where do you meet these girls? I can only meet 4/10 tings on tinder/bumble. Give me a legit rundown I just don't know where to meet girls now I'm out of uni.
they all just dm me on instagram idk wha 2 say bro
this is what I get for being a socialmediacel.
just make an instagram bro its easy
I'm 23 can't really start now. Even if I did I'd have like 70 followers
all my old ig accounts got banned i have 70 followers now and still get attention cause i like to comment on instagram posts when im bored
just follow big pages like imjustbait n pree the comments ull find some nice tings
make sure u dont have a typical virgin instagram pic up tho i dont keep any pics on mine just profile pic
really bro so you have 70 followers and no pictures and girls are still chatting to you on your instagam?
Whats your success rate on dming girls on insta?
instagram like 100% tbh
way better than bumble or tinder cause u can send voice notes, so if ur voice is nice ur in luck, women get wet 2 that shit
>a typical virgin instagram pic
what is that?
Do you think those "low class english girls" that OP is hitting up are getting any higher?
OND had its time in the sun, now unless you're hot beyond comprehension or using it overseas you're not going over a 5 or 6 when a chick has 1000s of matches.
first of all i didnt hit her up lol she hit me up
second of all this was my ex which tbh is objectively a 9/10, the 1 of choice is for personal taste
its easy to find a good looking girl, dont let anyone scare u into thinking its not
after every breakup im always like oh man its gonna be so hard to find another 8-9/10 but then they always fall into my lap
>its easy to find a good looking girl, dont let anyone scare u into thinking its not
Where do you find them?
instagram/the street/literally anywhere that women cohabit
every girl looks like ur pic related shes like a 5/10 lol wtf u mean? my one was an actual model yours is just an everyday bland white girl
> short spaghetti hair
> make up monster
> brown
> model
No chance. Maybe 7/10 max if I'm fair sorry bro
>flexing his average white girl to compare to an unironic model
ok buddy delusions are high, enjoy ur tinder match
>instagram
99% of DM slides I send don't even get read, I've never met a hot girl who checks her requests because they're just 1000 messages of dudes dick pics.
>the street
Seeing an attractive female in public almost never happens. I don't know where they are but they don't seem to even get groceries or anything.
Even when I go down to the local clubs/bars I will see maybe one or two actually hot girls there and then just endless droves of mid girls trying to dress themselves up to bag a drunken dude.
idk i tend to see leng tings on roads especially in south and east
not rlly in clubs or bars except a few tings
we must just have diff tastes bro
I hate london moronspeak so much bros
fuuuckkkinnggggg hell
will u lot all just shut up about the dialect
god everyone from out of london never shuts up about the "moronspeak" when everyone from out of london sounds like "CORR BLOYMEY MAYT U OW'RITE ARE YA"
fuck off u sound like cartoons
id rather sound like a real person than a caricature thank you
yeah thats why u troll them if they say that shit
Bold of you to assume I don't hate the second way of talking you just mentioned.
I personally think that people should just talk in plain English. Everything else is just moronspeak
> da ting goes skrrraaa peng fr fr no cap bruv da trap still runnin' on crismas fuck 12
>da ting go skrrra
was a line made by an unfunny comedian and only got popular cause white kids from surrey found it cool
nobody in london speaks like that lol
to me london english is the plainest most easily understandable dialect
My dear opmoron, I have been to London myself and I can confirm that your kind of people speak exactly like this.
London is a failed society, continue to destroy it so it becomes Detroit 2.0 in about 20 years.
ok if u want to believe people say "the ting go skrrrraa" in london believe what u want lol
Just listen to current music, walk into any club really.
London is kind of like a public GTA lobby really. Even looks like it in most places with the random ass architecture that doesn't fit
>Just listen to current music, walk into any club really.
i dont hear "the ting go skrrra" lol
this doesnt sound like "the ting go skrrra" to me
not him but everywhere in the UK outside of London is literally eastern europe tier with wages caped at like 40k.
The most funny thing I noticed was that most of you trapmorons actually cycle for doordash 24/7 because no one can afford to live there.
Absolutely laughed my sides off, I hope rent increases.
>that most of you trapmorons actually cycle for doordash 24/7
we... we dont have doordash in the uk..... 😐
and when i was trapping i was making 8k a month, rents £1200 a month
Still doesn't disprove my point since income inequality for drug dealers is much worse than free economy income inequality.
For every trapgay making 8k a month you have 50 trapslaves making 500 a month.
Those you usually see driving around on bicycles and delivering food. I don't know if it's doordash or something else, I just noticed how the city is full of people driving around on bicycles at 3 am delivering food. Central London is terribly degenerate.
If you move away from the city centre it gets worse, I have never seen anything worse than finchley road really.
The one time I was there I saw an aldi get robbed by a turkroach with a knife.
How did Anglos go from Paradise Lost to this in just a few centuries? It's fucking over bros. I, an eastern European, tried talking with a british person about Milton once, he replied "lol who?" What happened to the angloshpere?
“I, an Eastern European,”
you lot have your own ghettos in the uk where you all sniff speed 24/7 smoke crack and drink on the pavement all day in droves
bruh half this city is drunk polish construction workers and Lithuanians whores trying to marry an english dude to get citizenship at this point. I know what you people are like you can't look down on anyone.
Me too can't stand it
>Seeing an attractive female in public almost never happens. I don't know where they are but they don't seem to even get groceries or anything.
They're in cities and they're out when everyone else is at work
Some are out working on the corner in the city
I live in a little university city and pretty much the only place I'm gonna be guaranteed to find hot chicks is the gym or creeping campus. But I have a home gym setup and I don't go to uni anymore.
Also hitting on girls in public in general is a crapshoot because you don't know how old they are.
The only hot chick I am looking for is the one who lives with me
>Also hitting on girls in public in general is a crapshoot because you don't know how old they are.
who the fuck cares, youre hitting on them nit stuffing your cock into them
She is nowhere 9/10 dumbass.
Pic related I matched on tinder, that could be considered an 8/10 and she is objectively hotter than yours so yours is probably 6-7/10
>hiding face
instant 4/10 no matter how hot your body is. People want to show off nice things, if you're hiding you're face you're ugly.
She's from my city I'm currently travelling.
also, bragging about a chick 300 miles away that you're never gonna see or fuck is weird.
>matched on tinder
Wow you getting married soon? Matching on tinder is meaningless lol
I'm gonna literally just start approaching hot girls on the fucking street until 1 says yes don't care if I get rejected 100 times. Sick of the fugly bitches on tinder.
also yeah i approach girls on the street too, like i said face to face is better, the worst rejection i got was "ur brave" while she smiled so its not really scary
normal english white girl*
god you americans are so retarded
alright thanks for the advice bro I'm gonna start randomly chatting to hot girls I see although I'm a 5'9 manlet with a thing for tall girls so I feel the rejections I get might be a lot worse.
bro its a rejection it doesnt matter
women literally do not matter, despite what 80% of virgins in this thread have been shouting about
unironically if need be wear lifts, manipulate them it doesnt matter
white girls are the easiest but unfortunately im not attracted to them at all for me
i love somali girls and thankfully they have some kind of cultural thing with turks so they're inclined to talk to me
normal black girls tend to like me but they always try to act sassy and i cba talking for long with them or they sometimes hit me up first n ghost
turkish girls love me as well but i like my tings darker
ive talked with a few really hot pakis before but ive never sealed the deal unfortunately
do you find you have different success rates with different races in London?
>non white zoom zoom lingo
this place is infested
its past your bedtime lil timmy
I lift for the voices to stop
tell her you’re coming to kill her
>open dating app
>Get match
>Send no messages, just a simple pool game right off the bat
>"Play. If you lose, you owe me a date."
I feel like this would actually work.
I feel like you actually don't talk to women
I feel like you're too scared to goof off a little bit when talking to them
>you want the attention of these things?
yes i do yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
Am I the only one who thinks op might actually have a chance with this lady? There seems to be a lot of sexual tension here.
senpai i do not want her
that is not how i talk if i like someone wtf
this is not an anime i am not being tsundere
The total IQ between the people in these text screenshots must be below 150
Is this how zoomers flirt?
Just a bunch of "fr fr" and "???"
There's no content
I fucked 50 hookers almost married one but met a trad Asian. Never when I had abs did they say shit but sometimes they'd rub my abs as they sucked my dick
I swear to God, fucking zoomers.
You think that’s bad? Now imagine this conversation in trashy bonglish accents.
Fucking cringe. Imagine being a "man" and texting like this. Embarrassing.
what the fuck is this retarded thread?
Are you all 13 years old with no experience of flirting and hooking up?
Not a single convo here looks older than 15 years old.
OP is low class British, so yeah.
Women are so easy when you treat them like a side note
>at party
>girl drinking next to me
>make fun of her
>she starts following me around
>lean in and kiss her
>at this point we’ve said like 3 things back and forth
>she kisses back
>says her apartment is like 5min away
>walking back with my hand under her pants on her ass
>she stops every 10 seconds to make out
>finger her in the elevator
>blows me when we get in her apartment
>I spend the night
>wants to cuddle in the morning
>I oblige, we watch mad men
>text her later
>cold replies 3 hours later
>doesn’t interact with me for weeks
>see her again at a lunch with friends
>follows me around like a puppy
Wtf is her problem?
>>make fun of her
>>she starts following me around
must be nice to be tall/attractive
That's called a slut anon, they're fun but it's not an accomplishment fucking them.
would you marry an easy woman?
Fucking kek who texts like this? Admit it anon, are you trying to hit on the downie girls?
anyone here enjoy speedcubing or learning anything new? ive been trying to get sub 45s and i just learned CFOP
>or learning anything new?
I'm learning mandarin to appease our new overlords.
They are learning English bro
No way.
Promised myself I'd get sub 20 this year. I have a bad visual memory so it's probably about as fast I'll get
I use cfop. Its fun but a lot of algorithms. Learn all the OLL first, the PLL, then cross, then f2l last since it's the hardest. Just hit 19 seconds and trying to go for sub 15. Sub 10 by the end of the year but it's insane
I bring my cube to the gym and do solves instead of bullshitting on my phone. It's fun and gets a few mires
>Tell me something interesting.
I have a problem here. Absolutely nothing I find interesting would be of interest to a woman.
/fit/bros is tinder still the go to dating app. How does hinge or bumble compare. Haven't done online dating in 4 years.
I've found Hinge far far better. You actually get to message a girl to make her laugh first to get the match and it's lower userbase so you're not just being buried in an endless sea by an algorithm.
Tinder and Hinge are owned by the same company so i assume they have the same algorithm. The big downside of hinge is that it requires you to post your height and I'm short.
turkbro you've inspired me. Thank you for this thread. Please stick around.
ive been here for years senpai im not going anywhere
i literally always post as well
I lurk quite a bit and I've never seen you here. I recognise your posting style from /int/ though we've spoken there before as well.
damn i havent used /int/ in many years bro
are you the german guy?
ngl on IST i just facepost or cockpost sometimes and lurk the other 99% of the time unless to reply to something actually interesting
moron
This thread is weird. OP very clearly smashes and he's having a laugh with all the people saying his method of typing doesn't work. This is either the most well coordinated trolling on the board right now, or a bunch of insecure virgins who don't realize that talking like a gentleman from the 1800s isn't going to get them pussy.
its cause OP is a low inhibition mode drug dealer from South London whereas 95% of IST is neurotic white and asian kids who think they need to phsyquemaxx and moneymaxx and jawmaxx and statusmaxxx and gamemaxxxx before they can get a girlfriend.
I would say it 50% autism (probably start of thread) and 50% ironic autismposting.
Also OP is a moron, that's a true statement
i appreciate you ppl who understand
this whole thread pissed me off with everyone trying to autistically analyse everything so if it was a coordinated troll then kudos
They learn about all these small things in dating strategy guides and when they see that actually none of that shit is true they become rabid
its lack of experience as a kid tbh
they needed to get their hearts broken at 14 to learn how to communicate with women properly
>they needed to get their hearts broken at 14 to learn how to communicate with women properly
elaborate, is this really why I struggle to normiemaxx?
you struggle because your oversocialised
nta but what would be the difference between undersocialised and oversocialised ?
i used to struggle hard to be social or talk to girls or anything but i had my first gf at 14, lost virginity first kiss etc and then i found out she was a whore and realised oh man i shouldnt have been head over heels for her
and just gradually i stopped caring and not caring is the biggest key to success
moronbro, seriously how did you even discover IST and why do you keep using it?
This is a place for autistic kids, shouldn't you be on like instagram or tiktok?
i started using this when i was 11, i migrated from roblox forums cause they used to copy all the slang (newfag was newbag etc) and im extremely mentally ill so i fit in when i was a kid
im still mentally ill just very socially capable so i still use this site even tho p much everyone here now is just a bitter neek
>off topic thread
Thanks jannies
Jesus Christ learn English you fucking functional retard.
Burns my ass that my tax dollars likely keep your dumbass fed along with footing the bill for that counts "mental health" sabbatical.
Here's my advice to you and her: murder suicide.
>imessage games
Has anyone ever played one of these? Cuz I sure haven't
Bruh this bitch is retarded. I lost brain cells reading that. You guys better be under 21
WHO THE FUCK IS RIZZ????
I think of it as an interview, if she doesnt actually answer any questions without vague answers or she seems dull as fuck, then the conversation ends there.
Am I expected to consider british as humans after reading this thread?
>faganon can’t pull anything but retards, and even then he strikes out
>comes to a board where people at least talk about self improvement to try to drag other down with him
DYELing so hard right now.
Kek I love threads like this. Guaranteed incel sperg outs. Thanks zoomer OP
you’re welcome bro
Imagine giving the time of day to a subhuman dry-ass sorry excuse of a “woman”.
Your energy would be better spent on improvement, king.
>This is now a push up thread
Damn 297 replies. No way am I reading all this shit. Can't believe a gay OP like this has you retarded seething this hard. IST really has gone downhill
And I’m over here and can’t get a text back
This isn't even English. I can't understand anything said in these screenshots
OP, you gave me the guts to start being more direct and frontal towards bitches
This is how natives communicate and you retards have the guts to complain about us ESL for some small grammar mistakes, bunch of hypocrite gays
>thread up for 12 + hours
Jannies you absolute slacking Black folks
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