women

so… you lift to have the attention of these things?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do they seethe so hard

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >playing retarded mind-games
      just delete her number and move on. These retards get off on the personal validation and will never actually be worth your time

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bro look at the times on the text messages
        i have nothing to move on from i forgot i even had her as a contact

        Do Britbongs really text like this?

        not really there was no chemistry
        this one is slightly more how we text

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >bro look at the times on the text messages
          yeah I can see that, I can also see that you keep responding after her. Just let her get the last autistic word and dip tf

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > why do they seethe so hard
      They aren’t
      LMaO$&&&&@@&8777
      ROFL

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she absolutely is
        i kept ignoring her texts cause i forgot her existence and she got mad as hell

        https://i.imgur.com/x5zH2TJ.png

        Retard to retard communication.

        bro do you not understand that i was just mocking her

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > why do they seethe so hard
          They aren’t
          LMaO$&&&&@@&8777
          ROFL

          (You) #
          she absolutely is
          i kept ignoring her texts cause i forgot her existence and she got mad as hell

          Please mother fuckers someone give him a reality check because I’m dying from laughing.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >reality check
            what is the check? im so confused
            if you think i was actually trying to draw her thats not how i text when im into a girl lol
            pic rel is how i talk if i acc want anything to do with them

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/WBphvVs.jpg

              bro look at the times on the text messages
              i have nothing to move on from i forgot i even had her as a contact

              [...]
              not really there was no chemistry
              this one is slightly more how we text

              https://i.imgur.com/1b6YnC9.jpg

              why do they seethe so hard

              https://i.imgur.com/LPaI1qp.jpg

              so… you lift to have the attention of these things?

              Are you black? This is how I've always imagined blacks text

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                turkish but grew up around blacks so yh

                It's funny that this type of bro's on IST rn

                ive been using IST since i was like 11, it really never used to be this pro-white till the reddit trumpfags came over in 2016 and now i cant even share a laugh cause neeks will come in and seethe that im not talking like a h'wite man

                [...]
                You should have something along these lines you just seem inexperienced and a bit desperate, two huge turn offs to women
                >you got games
                Just send the game invite, assume she is going to play. You will make convo during the game. It also provides for an easi invite once the game ends because it signals an end, as in you can stop texting her and potentially turn her off while securing a date or hangout(hookup).
                >nvm u boring
                “Hey just got done…” either say working or [stupid made up story, I go with hosting an illegal dwarf fighting ring]
                >lol u freak
                She wanted you to keep texting her and you accused her of acting like a bitch. It doesn’t matter if she actually was acting like a bitch, which she wasn’t here, because at that point you simply stop replying and you either 1.) don’t have to deal with a bitch or 2.) it makes her feel insecure and wonder what you could possibly be doing that’s better than texting her or what other girls you’re texting. Goes down a hole rabbit hole where her lack of knowing causes her to create all kinds of scenarios of who you are what you’re doing.
                Shit you could have even said “how’d you know in a freak cringesmilingdevilemoji”
                She’s calling you a freak for being so seemingly unaware btw.
                >please don’t text me
                Why would you respond to this? And in a defensive way “n-no I wasn’t texting I-I swaer!!!” This makes you look like not shit. At most reply with “Okay bet” and then ignore her next 3-5 texts.
                If there was a chance up to this point you blew it. I see multiple opportunities here if you were such a virgin.
                [...]
                Buddy you’re failing too miserably with bitches in the easiest age group to be telling anyone they’re doing something wrong

                >Buddy you’re failing too miserably with bitches in the easiest age group to be telling anyone they’re doing something wrong
                this is ur mistake ive said it before i didnt care about her i just thought this was funny cause she started seething and im not reading ur guide cause i have women i actually like on my phone

                >I’m so confused
                Lmao you tried to be funny and I laughed now you just playing dumb , anyway you me lmao with your shit

                yeah i dunno maybe im not that funny nobody seems to appreciate it
                i found it funny tho i guess thats all that rlly matters

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >this is ur mistake
                No dude this has little to do with me. You can take a glance at my post and maybe stop talking to women like such a virgin, or you can cope and jump on the defensive.
                Sure buddy sure you barely cared about her, sure you have other women you actually like. I can see how that’s going with tayla or the mentally ill BDP alcoholic. You must be a real Uber chad.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You can take a glance at my post and maybe stop talking to women like such a virgin
                why do you care about the girl in the op
                i didnt like her why would i try to talk to her and engage her or something
                im confused on why you think this and cant accept the reality that it was for a laugh and you missed the joke completely due to autism

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >N-NO I SONT CARE ABOUT HER YOU DO ITS YOU!!!! SOME RANDOM ON IST WHOS NEVER MET HER Y-YEAH YOU CARE SO MUCH ABOUT HER!! NO SIR NOT ME!!
                I literally tried to help YOU. Not her, as I’ve said that ship has sailed. My advice was for no one but YOU. You come off like a max 20 years old sheltered kid
                >I just didn’t like her I can totally talk to women I swear
                If this we’re true you wouldn’t have responded to her because as you claim you would have better bitches you actually liked.
                You’re pathetic and I say that in the most constructive way imaginable, do myself and any potential woman you will meet a favor and disregard my original critique post and continue being you

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >If this we’re true you wouldn’t have responded to her
                its literally funny, do you think saying "Lol" or "Discarded" will invoke a positive response? its just funny to make fun of them
                i dont get it, have you never made fun of anyone before

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >have you ever made fun of someone before?
                Yes me and my gf are literally laughing at you in my bed right now.

                Btw if just the way you write and try to defend yourself with copes didn’t make your situation with women obvious, the fact you don’t know it’s 100x more amusing to have them thirst after you while you blow them off and ignore them with zero intent to ever do anything with them makes it beyond apparent.
                You have negative game, defunct “rizz,” and your only real option to get some pussy is from a self admitted mentally ill alcoholic, have fun with that it’s better than nothing I suppose.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you're really really mad over a joke
                there was no rizz involved, i didnt want to have her text me at all just when she sent the "Ur boring" text i could tell she was mad so i did some funny things

                i am almost 100% certain that girlfriend "in ur bed" is made up cause you have been typing long posts on IST for about 30 minutes

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >there was no rizz involved
                Yeah that’s what I’ve been telling you
                >N-no! I talked like this intentionally! That’s why I have her contact saved and even entertained her! I tried to come off as a loser!

                >N-NOOOO THATS NOT FAIR SHES MADE UP BECAUSE I SAID SO
                Kek’d

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >>N-no! I talked like this intentionally! That’s why I have her contact saved and even entertained her! I tried to come off as a loser!
                well yeah when someone tells u to save their contact its not any trouble

                "U fw 8ball pool" isn't entertaining anyone u genuinely do not have a gf im sure of it and if u do she is the first girl to ever give u attention since u value talking to women so much

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >NOOOO I DIDNT. MEAN IT I WANTED TO SOUND DRY I TOTALLY WANST LOOKING FORWARD TO A GAME OF 8 BALL WITH A REAL LIFE WAHHHHMAN

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ?
                she asked me if i play imsg games and i told her i play 8ball pool many hours later
                i dont understand how someone like you can be so autistic
                please just have sex

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > please just have sex
                Aight , who’s down for a hook up right now ?
                >hoping the goth girl from selfie thread still here lmao

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >n-no you’re the autist here not me
                >u fw 8 ball
                >why are your kickers in a twist
                This has to be bait

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you had a bird there m8 she’d be giving you grief over this absolute pounding I’m giving you for being a dirty turky

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >turkish but grew up around blacks so yh
                Lol lmao

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                kek based subhuman moron, hope they give you one of the better cells

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I can't figure out if I hate this guy or if I like this bro

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's just how low IQ people text

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                notice the usage of the words like “knickers” and “love”
                so yes, they are english (AKA black)
                Verification not required.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's funny that this type of bro's on IST rn

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Rn
                You're a newfag

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I’m so confused
              Lmao you tried to be funny and I laughed now you just playing dumb , anyway you me lmao with your shit

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              why do brits insist on selling drugs via snapchat?
              just use telegram like every other digital dealer

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >selling drugs on fucking snapchat publicly
              man zoomers are braindead

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >ah i used to trap n put my food up on my story n they devicebanned me
              snapchat banned you for posting pictures of your meal?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Going after fat black chicks
              Mediocre.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dude, epic troll. How do I be exactly like you? You’re my hero.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        jazz please leave the thread

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/WBphvVs.jpg

      bro look at the times on the text messages
      i have nothing to move on from i forgot i even had her as a contact

      [...]
      not really there was no chemistry
      this one is slightly more how we text

      Both of you retards get the rope

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/LPaI1qp.jpg

      so… you lift to have the attention of these things?

      You should have something along these lines you just seem inexperienced and a bit desperate, two huge turn offs to women
      >you got games
      Just send the game invite, assume she is going to play. You will make convo during the game. It also provides for an easi invite once the game ends because it signals an end, as in you can stop texting her and potentially turn her off while securing a date or hangout(hookup).
      >nvm u boring
      “Hey just got done…” either say working or [stupid made up story, I go with hosting an illegal dwarf fighting ring]
      >lol u freak
      She wanted you to keep texting her and you accused her of acting like a bitch. It doesn’t matter if she actually was acting like a bitch, which she wasn’t here, because at that point you simply stop replying and you either 1.) don’t have to deal with a bitch or 2.) it makes her feel insecure and wonder what you could possibly be doing that’s better than texting her or what other girls you’re texting. Goes down a hole rabbit hole where her lack of knowing causes her to create all kinds of scenarios of who you are what you’re doing.
      Shit you could have even said “how’d you know in a freak cringesmilingdevilemoji”
      She’s calling you a freak for being so seemingly unaware btw.
      >please don’t text me
      Why would you respond to this? And in a defensive way “n-no I wasn’t texting I-I swaer!!!” This makes you look like not shit. At most reply with “Okay bet” and then ignore her next 3-5 texts.
      If there was a chance up to this point you blew it. I see multiple opportunities here if you were such a virgin.

      Noooo how can i not bother to reply to stupid texts and half of trhem are dominos telling me theres an offer today noooooo

      MUST
      OPEN
      EVERY
      NOTIFICATION

      Buddy you’re failing too miserably with bitches in the easiest age group to be telling anyone they’re doing something wrong

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Write a book and share your wisdom anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >brown emoji
      >text like a retard
      >101 unread texts
      >jazz
      >desperate texting after 2 months
      this is hilarious

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This has got to be one of the most braindead convo I've ever seen
      I've seen better exchanges on /b/

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit I know 2 women like this in the office. Absolute freaks. Avoid at all costs. Manipulative gains goblins.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Discarded
      >idk wat that means
      Do americans really?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i’m pretty sure they’re british, anon. no american says “love” like in

        https://i.imgur.com/LPaI1qp.jpg

        so… you lift to have the attention of these things?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do kids this days type like this? We’re doomed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Study for your algebra test you dumb ass middle schooler. You have to be 18 to post here

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro why are you texting a black girl…

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Take note of OP’s brown colored emoji in

        https://i.imgur.com/1b6YnC9.jpg

        why do they seethe so hard

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shes white as hell….. like super super white, from personality and everything

        this must be the first time americans realise english people are morons

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Amerimutts have no idea about Anglos. They associate them with the WASP George Bush types they have back home.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >browncel
      >text like you have sub 95 iq
      >woman clearly moron or worse, coal burner

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What are the fitness implications of Olivia needing to use a condom?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wombmen will make shit like this then complain about men being sex obsessed pigs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's flirting with you, retard. Some of you should get more in touch with your anima, ya'll dont understand women at all

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes wow shocker the girl who initiated everything and got my number and texts me is flirting with me wow revelation
        where would i be without you oh wise one

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cool, continue to be an attention seeking gay then I guess

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            continue to be so wise oh great one
            what will ur next vision be? piss will leave my penis after i drink this water?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I see you... naked and alone... in a dark room... and... is that a group of black men walking up your driveway?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >driveway
                woah i move to america??? Freakin kewl ima buy a blicky

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Woah dude, cool! Totally rad! Be sure to tell your mom and dad about how many friends you made on IST.com tonight! Wow! Cool!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                are we friends ??
                I love you Friend

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Woah dude, cool! Totally rad! Be sure to tell your mom and dad about how many friends you made on IST.com tonight! Wow! Cool!

                You’re both fags who absolutely must have the last word. You hide behind a flimsy veil of aloofness but your inability to stop responding shows how hard you’re seething inside.
                Sneed and kys

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah lets be friends lets fuck up this guy

                [...]
                You’re both fags who absolutely must have the last word. You hide behind a flimsy veil of aloofness but your inability to stop responding shows how hard you’re seething inside.
                Sneed and kys

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah hes a gay i heard his mum put his dog in the oven when she was on crack

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/WBphvVs.jpg

      bro look at the times on the text messages
      i have nothing to move on from i forgot i even had her as a contact

      [...]
      not really there was no chemistry
      this one is slightly more how we text

      https://i.imgur.com/RMgSJlY.png

      >reality check
      what is the check? im so confused
      if you think i was actually trying to draw her thats not how i text when im into a girl lol
      pic rel is how i talk if i acc want anything to do with them

      Playa. Post your photos OP I wanna see what chad looks like

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        im bare leng icl

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >101 unread texts
    You're retarded and you hang around and attract other retards

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Noooo how can i not bother to reply to stupid texts and half of trhem are dominos telling me theres an offer today noooooo

      MUST
      OPEN
      EVERY
      NOTIFICATION

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have like 400 unread texts because I don't even open texts from my bank, my phone provider and other assorted spam

        >he gets ads via text
        What 3rd world country is this?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          england

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Any fast food that you call up or add your number so delivery can call you to go outside will text you ads, it's aids.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        my brain works like this
        I opt out of every spam email or text notification I receive

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this, you gotta be proactive about it. spam texts--STOP. mailing lists -- unsubscribe. If you don't you'll just be absolutely flooded with that shit.

          I also use thunderbird as my email client and I made message filters so it automatically organizes emails into folders for my work, banking, health, etc.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have like 400 unread texts because I don't even open texts from my bank, my phone provider and other assorted spam

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have a new phone number every few months or so, don't get a lot of spam

        Don't use social media either, just phone and email

        I wouldn't describe IST as social media, as it relies on guest participation and doesn't allow you to form an actual social network

        Social networking sites require registration and allow you to interact or connect with other registered users

        This is just an image board

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s very easy to get 100+ messages if you’re in any active group chats. You’d know that if you had friends.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Having groups chats doesn't mean you have friends
        GTFO here

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have work groupchats, literally all you need to do is fucking mute the notifications.

        Noooo how can i not bother to reply to stupid texts and half of trhem are dominos telling me theres an offer today noooooo

        MUST
        OPEN
        EVERY
        NOTIFICATION

        >doesn't know how to block/opt out of spam
        >somehow not stupid
        Ok retard

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /Thread

      https://i.imgur.com/LPaI1qp.jpg

      so… you lift to have the attention of these things?

      https://i.imgur.com/1b6YnC9.jpg

      why do they seethe so hard

      >Dating/relationship thread
      Kys, retarded zoomer idiot.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do Britbongs really text like this?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Retard to retard communication.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This bro has no rizz fr fr no cap kys

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/SWtVYgx.jpg

      [...]
      Both of you retards get the rope

      rizz?
      why would i keep ignoring her and say "u fw 8ball pool" if i was trying to rizz her

      bros... please have sex... i wanted to share some laughs about a desperate femoid but it seems you are just desperate menoids....

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm gonna be honest I don't speak moronish so I don't understand half of the conversation. Good luck on whatever you are trying to accomplish

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bro u finna get the fuck of this board right now frfr

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dickhead, fuck around on a tescos or smth.
          It’s so painfully obv you picked up a little bit of drongo chat so you’re bringing it to this mutt board thinking your roadman

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone unironically using ebonics should be hung, drawn and quartered

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >no I only used that word because he did
          He’s lying, other anon put it in quotations to communicate with the zoomie
          Now he’s gonna
          >I wasn’t gonna say that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What the fuck is a rizz? Speak English you mong

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          t. Melvin

          https://i.imgur.com/LPaI1qp.jpg

          so… you lift to have the attention of these things?

          what's your body count senpai... and your height

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            6’2 idk my bodycount i stopped counting after my 10th
            i dont tend to really fuck unless i met them at a club/pub or theyre my gf
            i dont do random meetups online cah they could be setups

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I still can't tell if this entire thread is bait or not. Am I the retard?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          See

          [...]
          I would say it 50% autism (probably start of thread) and 50% ironic autismposting.
          Also OP is a moron, that's a true statement

          Got warned for offtopicposting, seriously jannygays?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        in English doc

        This bro has no rizz fr fr no cap kys

        god these girls are CUTE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I miss izone

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    op is such a gay
    >gosh guys im such a chad alpha male these woman amirite look at my 12 million notifications, man these women just wont leave me alone LOl man

    No one cares homo. We are getting fit, not worrying about what whore you swap herpes with this weekend

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      everyone has notifications on imessage lol bro you're just looking insecure, like i said before half are from dominos or some shit or like what

      I have like 400 unread texts because I don't even open texts from my bank, my phone provider and other assorted spam

      said

      >bro look at the times on the text messages
      yeah I can see that, I can also see that you keep responding after her. Just let her get the last autistic word and dip tf

      senpai i just thought it was funny i wanted to share a laugh, idk why everyone is taking it so seriously

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    women are gross

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ahahahaha see now you understand the spirit of the thread
      thank you for contributing something funny instead of retards ssaying "OH MY GOD HE FUMBLED THE BAG !!! HE SHOULDVE FUCKED HER!!!"

      >brown emoji
      >text like a retard
      >101 unread texts
      >jazz
      >desperate texting after 2 months
      this is hilarious

      she gave me her number yesterday where did u get 2 months from

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >im on mental health leave so im free for 3 months
      what the fuck am I reading?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Haha i was thinking the same thing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She probably said she was gonna an hero so her employer gave her time off.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Do zoomers really?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Haha i was thinking the same thing

        She probably said she was gonna an hero so her employer gave her time off.

        Canada lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Vacation

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm on mental health leave so I'm free for the next 3 months
      I see why getting your dick chopped off and wearing dresses is so popular now. I want to live life on easy mode.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mental health leave
      women at my workplace do this. it's always "anxiety" jesus fucking christ

      >mental health issues
      >taking time off to get better
      >fucking random men instead
      love from khazikstan

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stay far away from women that take “mental health” leaves. Massive red flag she will probably cut off your balls

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      share your methods with us, black brother

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are no women of marriageable material.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mental health leave. Red flag bro

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the fuck are these gays saying RED FLAG BRO...does this sound like a potential girlfriend from the fucking get? No... in this situation "mental health leave" is a huge green light to cum dump this wild whore.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/WBphvVs.jpg

      bro look at the times on the text messages
      i have nothing to move on from i forgot i even had her as a contact

      [...]
      not really there was no chemistry
      this one is slightly more how we text

      https://i.imgur.com/1b6YnC9.jpg

      why do they seethe so hard

      https://i.imgur.com/LPaI1qp.jpg

      so… you lift to have the attention of these things?

      This shit makes my stomach turn. It gives me a visceral feeling of disgust. Am I supposed to type like this to women? Do women type like this? This is absolutely fuxking disguating, holy shit. Good thing I have never spoken to a woman, I would blow my head off if someone started talking to me in gutterspeak. And I'm not even an anglo. Can't wait till i finish my maths degree, move innawoods and hermitmaxx. Fuck this gay Earth.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sheesssh dis bro fr fr bussin no chill no cap on g opp heater glock wit a switch

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Same.

        In fact if that type of interaction is my only other option I'd honestly rather die a kissless virgin.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Smash and block her instantly. Never ever look back.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >are u always forward or is that just for me haha
      incel moment
      if this was a biological woman, you'd be ghosted after that message

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        okay virgin, i literally fucked the shit out of her with her platform boots on (she was directed to wear by me)

        https://i.imgur.com/UovBsn6.jpg

        share your methods with us, black brother

        be lean

        What the fuck are these gays saying RED FLAG BRO...does this sound like a potential girlfriend from the fucking get? No... in this situation "mental health leave" is a huge green light to cum dump this wild whore.

        Yeah lol, these guys got it all wrong. As soon as i heard that I knew i was going to get some A1 head.

        Smash and block her instantly. Never ever look back.

        done and dusted brother man.

        [...]
        [...]
        [...]
        This shit makes my stomach turn. It gives me a visceral feeling of disgust. Am I supposed to type like this to women? Do women type like this? This is absolutely fuxking disguating, holy shit. Good thing I have never spoken to a woman, I would blow my head off if someone started talking to me in gutterspeak. And I'm not even an anglo. Can't wait till i finish my maths degree, move innawoods and hermitmaxx. Fuck this gay Earth.

        get laid bro, stop thinking so hard

    • 3 weeks ago
      I hate women

      women are truly revolting

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cringe general, my favorite.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This post made me more racist than before

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shes white thats why shes so mindnumbing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >white girl named jazz
        Sure she is

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          short for jasmine 😐

          bro u finna get the fuck of this board right now frfr

          hell no stay mad

          >be bong
          >turks pakis and slanty eyed cunts flood the postcode
          >rat slags that drop kegs for a voddy or 5l frosties start shagging making scrote hybrids
          >op makes a thread using spastic English thinking he’s anything but another with his fucking chipshop greased up fingers giving it big about 13 year olds he’s trying to bend over
          Nah pedo this isn’t 2012 stop fucking texting like that you’re making the girls into drooling fucking benny scroungers.

          im not white why would i have chip shop grease on my hands
          and bro for the last time i wasnt tryin to bend her over she was ugly as hell

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Jasmine is the blackest name I’ve ever heard

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ive never met anyone other than white who is called jasmine
              in the uk black girls either have muslim names cause somali or the african ones have Christian names like Hope and Cherish

              Worst post of the month.
              This low IQ Turkroach moron wannabe should be shot in the back if the head.
              >sage

              [...]

              cant believe there are so many virgins on this board who got this mad i threw away a chance to fuck a girl
              its not that deep guys, lift enough and wear your lifts and you can do it too im sure

              Holy shit I know 2 women like this in the office. Absolute freaks. Avoid at all costs. Manipulative gains goblins.

              big facts

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She sounds like your looksmatch.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Every chippy is owned by fucking turks, that’s why you gremlin

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              what?
              in what area
              turks and kurds own kebab shops
              ive never heard this chippy shop thing, thats like the whitest place ever

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                My days, kebab shops are chippies you daft cunt. How are you from london

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                chippies are chip shops aka fish and chip shops
                in london kebab shops are kebab shops lol

                ive only ever heard northerners refer to every shop as a chippy which would make sense cause nobody in london says "daft cunt"

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No chippies sell fish chips and guess what ? kebabs.
                whatever shithole cornershop you were dragged up in they probably fuck up stray cats and puts them into kebabs

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                who the fuck buys a kebab from a fish and chip shop looool like i said white people shit

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I’m out, you’re being a blatant goon

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be bong
    >turks pakis and slanty eyed cunts flood the postcode
    >rat slags that drop kegs for a voddy or 5l frosties start shagging making scrote hybrids
    >op makes a thread using spastic English thinking he’s anything but another with his fucking chipshop greased up fingers giving it big about 13 year olds he’s trying to bend over
    Nah pedo this isn’t 2012 stop fucking texting like that you’re making the girls into drooling fucking benny scroungers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Intentionally typing like this was genuinely difficult, fucking roadmen have rotted domes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nothing i said was "roadman"ish (literally just london dialect but ok) i was speaking like a white englishman to mock her infact
        i think you might just have learning difficulties

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Worst post of the month.
    This low IQ Turkroach moron wannabe should be shot in the back if the head.
    >sage

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy retard babble.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are only two non-virgins in this thread: OP and the guy with the mental health leave whore. I suggest the rest of you try lifting.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck off slabhead you’ve only seen your moms fanny. Vile cretin

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        LEAVE THE VIRGIN ALONE FOR FUCK SAKE

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jordan?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >makes an entire off topic thread about feeling butthurt over a girl realizing he’s a virgin
    >claims he masterfully constructed negative game texts
    The absolute state of zoomers.
    JUST.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      im not the virgin when everyone else is seething over the fact that i didnt try to fuck her
      if you value sexing a woman so much that this pisses you off, you have never had sex, thats just fact

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Didn’t try? Little man, you never had a chance to even truly try. Idk why you can’t simply own it and work on doing better. No sane man who could get bitches would be sitting on IST doing

        >makes an entire off topic thread about feeling butthurt over a girl realizing he’s a virgin
        >claims he masterfully constructed negative game texts
        The absolute state of zoomers.
        JUST.

        and adamantly insisting otherwise. This is why you’re like this, you’re too insecure or something to just accept you suck so you can then improve.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          but i dont understand any of this cause i actually do have women i like
          it was just a joke, i guess it flopped

          https://i.imgur.com/fzExLO5.jpg

          >n-no you’re the autist here not me
          >u fw 8 ball
          >why are your kickers in a twist
          This has to be bait

          >This has to be bait
          well yeah its a joke
          "knickers in a twist" is a white person thing, and im not white she is thats why i was mocking her lol

          Are people in this thread for real or is this whole thread just people shitposting?

          IST is genuinely full of seething virgins and its showing

          https://i.imgur.com/KUrtVKf.jpg

          Here’s a pic of the 31 posters (turks) currently in this thread

          >31 turks
          theres only me and about 50 white ppl telling me im a moron and crying that i didnt fuck her the cuck fetish is apparent

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >im not white
            grim fella

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              senpai i think the only thing worse than being white would be being indian or aboriginal
              i thank god my blessings everyday that i dont turn up like the guy writing full paragraphs on how to pick up women cause he couldn't accept the fact that not everyone tryhards to get sex

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                feels good knowing your own women are more attracted to whites than their own men.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nice dream

                >crying that I didn’t fuck her
                >gets ultra defensive swearing up and down that he can get laid because he was offered some constructive criticism while half the thread is making fun of him
                Oh the copes we tell ourselves

                yeah cause i stated from the start its a funny thread and you got the king of virginity writing paragraphs giving "constructive criticism" on a meaningless funny text
                im literally fighting your autism cause it just killed the whole vibe

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                u mad yt boi?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >crying that I didn’t fuck her
            >gets ultra defensive swearing up and down that he can get laid because he was offered some constructive criticism while half the thread is making fun of him
            Oh the copes we tell ourselves

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              who cares? keep posting gold

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        don't worry OP, I found it funny

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ty man the second half of this thread is doing better than the first half i feel much better now

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are people in this thread for real or is this whole thread just people shitposting?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m for real about hooking up with the goth girl tho. Don’t know bout other lmao or idk , where’s the chubby anon ? I would I’m horny

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Here’s a pic of the 31 posters (turks) currently in this thread

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        IM THE ONE WEARING TRAPSTAR
        >just sayin

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shit son and I thought there weren’t gonna be funny threads today lmao

  17. 3 weeks ago
    It goes in the options field

    >he considers ngaf and being genuinely fun try hard
    >is clearly emotionally hurt over genuine advice pointing out where he was ducking up
    >letting me live rent free this hard
    Lmao this is next level autism even for IST

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you are literally the king of autism and i recommend you stop trying so hard to have sex and then maybe youll acquire it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not the guy who texts like this

        https://i.imgur.com/LPaI1qp.jpg

        so… you lift to have the attention of these things?

        https://i.imgur.com/1b6YnC9.jpg

        why do they seethe so hard

        https://i.imgur.com/WBphvVs.jpg

        bro look at the times on the text messages
        i have nothing to move on from i forgot i even had her as a contact

        [...]
        not really there was no chemistry
        this one is slightly more how we text

        https://i.imgur.com/qUhHJsl.jpg

        women are gross

        Telling me I can’t laid. This is for sure bait

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if i showed you texts of me texting my mother would you also say "haha you got no rizz!!!""
          bro if ur not attracted to someone ur not gonna try to fuck her
          i cant believe how autistic you are

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There seems to be some kind of nonexistent disconnect here. If you aren’t attracted to someone you’re not going to have them saved and reply to them over 100+ other texts and then delude yourself into believing it was all intentional. Just take the L you’re being a moron about it. I’m not sure how you’re oblivious to your own ‘tisming

            How old are you genuinely asking

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              this is me actually fucking up rizz and failing
              idk what to tell you with op i was genuinely bored, if i was attracted i never leave them for hours to double text
              was just meant to be funny but turned into some autistic analysis thing

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Had to look up rizz because my head isn’t covered with broccoli.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        LMAO&&&$&@&$&@&((not him btw))ROFLCOPTERRRRERRERRE

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t be bothered to continue playing with this retarded zoomer. As I said before, no man that gets pussy spends his time arguing about how he’s totally capable of getting pussy, nor does he dwell so hard on the loss of some oussy that he takes the time to create a thread seething about it online.
    Everyone but OP seems to comprehend this, but then to do that he would need to let go of his self delusion he’s desperately trying to sell when called out on being an obvious virgin.
    I genuinely hope you improve yourself OP, you have a long way to go.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i hope you have sex one day and learn to have fun and not take women so seriously bro

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >talks to female once
    >posts about it on IST
    Such is the life in an incel

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alright OP
    I’m threading this bitch
    1. You are a gay
    2. You embarrassed yourself
    3. Welcome newfren
    4. LMAO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i admit i mightve got trolled by the autism guy doing analysis still doesnt change the fact that mostly everyone is seething cause they havent ever had sex and didnt want me to throw away that opportunity
      but ive been on IST for like 10 years

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > but ive been on IST for like 10 years
        RIPCOMEDY
        I literally can’t stop laughing right now

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nobody cares whether you fuck sluts moron. at least fuckin type properly, this shit isn't bussin frfr no cap my guy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ive had 3 loving relationships that lasted a year+
          and idk what u want me to say im not white and i didnt grow up around whites, whats proper to u isnt to me

          I like having sex with Turkish women. They’re nice and have big asses.

          Ok
          im not from 4chan i dont care

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Emphasis on
      >newfren
      Dude needs to lurk for another 3 months before ever posting again

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i post all the time
        this is my first IST L and thats because someones autism overpowered mine and genuinely annoyed me by trying to analyse jokes

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like having sex with Turkish women. They’re nice and have big asses.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anon why are you such a self-hating gay & an embodiment of a loser?

    She did nothing wrong, you are texting some bs & she even tries to get some entertainment out of you by a phone game hilarious.

    Texts should be used to setup calls/facetimes, and if you still prefer text it should be used to set things up without texting for hours.

    Man mindset on youtube, a panel on Sunday either absorb this game & if needed get a consultation or get married/into a relationship and find out that you got cheated on by a young black bro.

    Captcha: AMRDA

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nobody wants to fuck her shes ugly
      stfu with this fake virgin advice you neek

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >zoomers

        [...]

        [...]

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Grown men in this thread using the term “rizz” please get some personality that is not based off of tiktok trends. I can’t stand normies.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are so many people obsessing over OP fucking up with some girls? He clearly knows what he wants.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      either because theyre virgins and dont like to see other people waste opportunities with girls or they're trolling

      but there's too many to actually be trolling so i think it's just the virgins coming out at night

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pov ur cute but only date angry dudes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >writing a novel to women
      Always a mistake. Whenever you find yourself typing out some paragraph or more, stop yourself and just delete her number. Women LIVE by attention and it doesn't matter to them whether it's positive or negative. The fact they got you to care enough to type out some big long thing and fed them more attention with it only validates them. It doesn't matter what you say, any small amount of trying to hurt their feelings is outweighed by having sent them attention at all.

      They're a parasite you have to starve out.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tbf he tried the short worded approach he’s generally quite charming it’s just he only wants me for sex so I don’t feel bad about giving it up on my schedule

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I was just pretending to be retarded

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >several anons give him genuine advice
      >I was only pretending psshhh I don’t need your help I’m perfect the way I am that was just jokes because I DIDNT want her hahaha
      >several frantic posts swearing it was just a joke and overlooking the obvious like creating this trash thread over her
      >you’re all seething now omg literally seething
      >Twitter nig zoomer speak, but claims to have been here 10 years
      This is why 18-23 year olds are ducking mid-late 20s men.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BIG UP NORTH LONDON MASSIVE

    turkbro how do you get these low iq thots. I'm an Albaniamoron and I want to fuck low class white english girls but they're never into me. What's the trick?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      idk they fuck with anyone g
      i just like black girls and north african tings, go to a white area if u want them senpai ik the ugliest dons who fuck white girls

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        where do you meet these girls? I can only meet 4/10 tings on tinder/bumble. Give me a legit rundown I just don't know where to meet girls now I'm out of uni.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they all just dm me on instagram idk wha 2 say bro

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            this is what I get for being a socialmediacel.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              just make an instagram bro its easy

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm 23 can't really start now. Even if I did I'd have like 70 followers

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                all my old ig accounts got banned i have 70 followers now and still get attention cause i like to comment on instagram posts when im bored
                just follow big pages like imjustbait n pree the comments ull find some nice tings
                make sure u dont have a typical virgin instagram pic up tho i dont keep any pics on mine just profile pic

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                really bro so you have 70 followers and no pictures and girls are still chatting to you on your instagam?

                Whats your success rate on dming girls on insta?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                instagram like 100% tbh
                way better than bumble or tinder cause u can send voice notes, so if ur voice is nice ur in luck, women get wet 2 that shit

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >a typical virgin instagram pic
                what is that?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Do you think those "low class english girls" that OP is hitting up are getting any higher?
          OND had its time in the sun, now unless you're hot beyond comprehension or using it overseas you're not going over a 5 or 6 when a chick has 1000s of matches.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            first of all i didnt hit her up lol she hit me up
            second of all this was my ex which tbh is objectively a 9/10, the 1 of choice is for personal taste

            its easy to find a good looking girl, dont let anyone scare u into thinking its not
            after every breakup im always like oh man its gonna be so hard to find another 8-9/10 but then they always fall into my lap

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >its easy to find a good looking girl, dont let anyone scare u into thinking its not
              Where do you find them?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                instagram/the street/literally anywhere that women cohabit

                https://i.imgur.com/Wa88NP0.png

                She is nowhere 9/10 dumbass.
                Pic related I matched on tinder, that could be considered an 8/10 and she is objectively hotter than yours so yours is probably 6-7/10

                every girl looks like ur pic related shes like a 5/10 lol wtf u mean? my one was an actual model yours is just an everyday bland white girl

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > short spaghetti hair
                > make up monster
                > brown
                > model
                No chance. Maybe 7/10 max if I'm fair sorry bro

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >flexing his average white girl to compare to an unironic model
                ok buddy delusions are high, enjoy ur tinder match

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >instagram
                99% of DM slides I send don't even get read, I've never met a hot girl who checks her requests because they're just 1000 messages of dudes dick pics.

                >the street
                Seeing an attractive female in public almost never happens. I don't know where they are but they don't seem to even get groceries or anything.

                Even when I go down to the local clubs/bars I will see maybe one or two actually hot girls there and then just endless droves of mid girls trying to dress themselves up to bag a drunken dude.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                idk i tend to see leng tings on roads especially in south and east
                not rlly in clubs or bars except a few tings
                we must just have diff tastes bro

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I hate london moronspeak so much bros

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                fuuuckkkinnggggg hell
                will u lot all just shut up about the dialect
                god everyone from out of london never shuts up about the "moronspeak" when everyone from out of london sounds like "CORR BLOYMEY MAYT U OW'RITE ARE YA"
                fuck off u sound like cartoons
                id rather sound like a real person than a caricature thank you

                >Tell me something interesting.
                I have a problem here. Absolutely nothing I find interesting would be of interest to a woman.

                yeah thats why u troll them if they say that shit

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bold of you to assume I don't hate the second way of talking you just mentioned.
                I personally think that people should just talk in plain English. Everything else is just moronspeak
                > da ting goes skrrraaa peng fr fr no cap bruv da trap still runnin' on crismas fuck 12

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >da ting go skrrra
                was a line made by an unfunny comedian and only got popular cause white kids from surrey found it cool
                nobody in london speaks like that lol
                to me london english is the plainest most easily understandable dialect

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                My dear opmoron, I have been to London myself and I can confirm that your kind of people speak exactly like this.
                London is a failed society, continue to destroy it so it becomes Detroit 2.0 in about 20 years.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ok if u want to believe people say "the ting go skrrrraa" in london believe what u want lol

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just listen to current music, walk into any club really.

                not him but everywhere in the UK outside of London is literally eastern europe tier with wages caped at like 40k.

                London is kind of like a public GTA lobby really. Even looks like it in most places with the random ass architecture that doesn't fit

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Just listen to current music, walk into any club really.
                i dont hear "the ting go skrrra" lol

                this doesnt sound like "the ting go skrrra" to me

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                not him but everywhere in the UK outside of London is literally eastern europe tier with wages caped at like 40k.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The most funny thing I noticed was that most of you trapmorons actually cycle for doordash 24/7 because no one can afford to live there.
                Absolutely laughed my sides off, I hope rent increases.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >that most of you trapmorons actually cycle for doordash 24/7
                we... we dont have doordash in the uk..... 😐
                and when i was trapping i was making 8k a month, rents £1200 a month

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Still doesn't disprove my point since income inequality for drug dealers is much worse than free economy income inequality.
                For every trapgay making 8k a month you have 50 trapslaves making 500 a month.
                Those you usually see driving around on bicycles and delivering food. I don't know if it's doordash or something else, I just noticed how the city is full of people driving around on bicycles at 3 am delivering food. Central London is terribly degenerate.
                If you move away from the city centre it gets worse, I have never seen anything worse than finchley road really.
                The one time I was there I saw an aldi get robbed by a turkroach with a knife.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                idk i tend to see leng tings on roads especially in south and east
                not rlly in clubs or bars except a few tings
                we must just have diff tastes bro

                How did Anglos go from Paradise Lost to this in just a few centuries? It's fucking over bros. I, an eastern European, tried talking with a british person about Milton once, he replied "lol who?" What happened to the angloshpere?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                “I, an Eastern European,”
                you lot have your own ghettos in the uk where you all sniff speed 24/7 smoke crack and drink on the pavement all day in droves

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                bruh half this city is drunk polish construction workers and Lithuanians whores trying to marry an english dude to get citizenship at this point. I know what you people are like you can't look down on anyone.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Me too can't stand it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Seeing an attractive female in public almost never happens. I don't know where they are but they don't seem to even get groceries or anything.
                They're in cities and they're out when everyone else is at work

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Some are out working on the corner in the city

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I live in a little university city and pretty much the only place I'm gonna be guaranteed to find hot chicks is the gym or creeping campus. But I have a home gym setup and I don't go to uni anymore.

                Also hitting on girls in public in general is a crapshoot because you don't know how old they are.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The only hot chick I am looking for is the one who lives with me

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Also hitting on girls in public in general is a crapshoot because you don't know how old they are.
                who the fuck cares, youre hitting on them nit stuffing your cock into them

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              She is nowhere 9/10 dumbass.
              Pic related I matched on tinder, that could be considered an 8/10 and she is objectively hotter than yours so yours is probably 6-7/10

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >hiding face
                instant 4/10 no matter how hot your body is. People want to show off nice things, if you're hiding you're face you're ugly.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                also, bragging about a chick 300 miles away that you're never gonna see or fuck is weird.

                instagram/the street/literally anywhere that women cohabit

                [...]
                every girl looks like ur pic related shes like a 5/10 lol wtf u mean? my one was an actual model yours is just an everyday bland white girl

                She's from my city I'm currently travelling.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >hiding face
                instant 4/10 no matter how hot your body is. People want to show off nice things, if you're hiding you're face you're ugly.

                also, bragging about a chick 300 miles away that you're never gonna see or fuck is weird.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >matched on tinder
                Wow you getting married soon? Matching on tinder is meaningless lol

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm gonna literally just start approaching hot girls on the fucking street until 1 says yes don't care if I get rejected 100 times. Sick of the fugly bitches on tinder.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              also yeah i approach girls on the street too, like i said face to face is better, the worst rejection i got was "ur brave" while she smiled so its not really scary

              >browncel
              >text like you have sub 95 iq
              >woman clearly moron or worse, coal burner

              normal english white girl*
              god you americans are so retarded

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                alright thanks for the advice bro I'm gonna start randomly chatting to hot girls I see although I'm a 5'9 manlet with a thing for tall girls so I feel the rejections I get might be a lot worse.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                bro its a rejection it doesnt matter
                women literally do not matter, despite what 80% of virgins in this thread have been shouting about
                unironically if need be wear lifts, manipulate them it doesnt matter

                [...]
                do you find you have different success rates with different races in London?

                white girls are the easiest but unfortunately im not attracted to them at all for me
                i love somali girls and thankfully they have some kind of cultural thing with turks so they're inclined to talk to me
                normal black girls tend to like me but they always try to act sassy and i cba talking for long with them or they sometimes hit me up first n ghost
                turkish girls love me as well but i like my tings darker

                ive talked with a few really hot pakis before but ive never sealed the deal unfortunately

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                instagram like 100% tbh
                way better than bumble or tinder cause u can send voice notes, so if ur voice is nice ur in luck, women get wet 2 that shit

                do you find you have different success rates with different races in London?

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >non white zoom zoom lingo
    this place is infested

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its past your bedtime lil timmy

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I lift for the voices to stop

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tell her you’re coming to kill her

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >open dating app
    >Get match
    >Send no messages, just a simple pool game right off the bat
    >"Play. If you lose, you owe me a date."
    I feel like this would actually work.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like you actually don't talk to women

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like you're too scared to goof off a little bit when talking to them

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you want the attention of these things?
    yes i do yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am I the only one who thinks op might actually have a chance with this lady? There seems to be a lot of sexual tension here.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      senpai i do not want her
      that is not how i talk if i like someone wtf
      this is not an anime i am not being tsundere

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The total IQ between the people in these text screenshots must be below 150

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this how zoomers flirt?

    Just a bunch of "fr fr" and "???"

    There's no content

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fucked 50 hookers almost married one but met a trad Asian. Never when I had abs did they say shit but sometimes they'd rub my abs as they sucked my dick

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I swear to God, fucking zoomers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You think that’s bad? Now imagine this conversation in trashy bonglish accents.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fucking cringe. Imagine being a "man" and texting like this. Embarrassing.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the fuck is this retarded thread?
    Are you all 13 years old with no experience of flirting and hooking up?
    Not a single convo here looks older than 15 years old.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OP is low class British, so yeah.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women are so easy when you treat them like a side note
    >at party
    >girl drinking next to me
    >make fun of her
    >she starts following me around
    >lean in and kiss her
    >at this point we’ve said like 3 things back and forth
    >she kisses back
    >says her apartment is like 5min away
    >walking back with my hand under her pants on her ass
    >she stops every 10 seconds to make out
    >finger her in the elevator
    >blows me when we get in her apartment
    >I spend the night
    >wants to cuddle in the morning
    >I oblige, we watch mad men
    >text her later
    >cold replies 3 hours later
    >doesn’t interact with me for weeks
    >see her again at a lunch with friends
    >follows me around like a puppy
    Wtf is her problem?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>make fun of her
      >>she starts following me around
      must be nice to be tall/attractive

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's called a slut anon, they're fun but it's not an accomplishment fucking them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      would you marry an easy woman?

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fucking kek who texts like this? Admit it anon, are you trying to hit on the downie girls?

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anyone here enjoy speedcubing or learning anything new? ive been trying to get sub 45s and i just learned CFOP

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >or learning anything new?
      I'm learning mandarin to appease our new overlords.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They are learning English bro

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No way.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Promised myself I'd get sub 20 this year. I have a bad visual memory so it's probably about as fast I'll get

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I use cfop. Its fun but a lot of algorithms. Learn all the OLL first, the PLL, then cross, then f2l last since it's the hardest. Just hit 19 seconds and trying to go for sub 15. Sub 10 by the end of the year but it's insane

      I bring my cube to the gym and do solves instead of bullshitting on my phone. It's fun and gets a few mires

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Tell me something interesting.
    I have a problem here. Absolutely nothing I find interesting would be of interest to a woman.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    /fit/bros is tinder still the go to dating app. How does hinge or bumble compare. Haven't done online dating in 4 years.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've found Hinge far far better. You actually get to message a girl to make her laugh first to get the match and it's lower userbase so you're not just being buried in an endless sea by an algorithm.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tinder and Hinge are owned by the same company so i assume they have the same algorithm. The big downside of hinge is that it requires you to post your height and I'm short.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    turkbro you've inspired me. Thank you for this thread. Please stick around.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ive been here for years senpai im not going anywhere
      i literally always post as well

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I lurk quite a bit and I've never seen you here. I recognise your posting style from /int/ though we've spoken there before as well.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          damn i havent used /int/ in many years bro
          are you the german guy?

          ngl on IST i just facepost or cockpost sometimes and lurk the other 99% of the time unless to reply to something actually interesting

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    moron

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is weird. OP very clearly smashes and he's having a laugh with all the people saying his method of typing doesn't work. This is either the most well coordinated trolling on the board right now, or a bunch of insecure virgins who don't realize that talking like a gentleman from the 1800s isn't going to get them pussy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its cause OP is a low inhibition mode drug dealer from South London whereas 95% of IST is neurotic white and asian kids who think they need to phsyquemaxx and moneymaxx and jawmaxx and statusmaxxx and gamemaxxxx before they can get a girlfriend.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/gTAgdaa.jpg

        This thread is weird. OP very clearly smashes and he's having a laugh with all the people saying his method of typing doesn't work. This is either the most well coordinated trolling on the board right now, or a bunch of insecure virgins who don't realize that talking like a gentleman from the 1800s isn't going to get them pussy.

        I would say it 50% autism (probably start of thread) and 50% ironic autismposting.
        Also OP is a moron, that's a true statement

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/gTAgdaa.jpg

        This thread is weird. OP very clearly smashes and he's having a laugh with all the people saying his method of typing doesn't work. This is either the most well coordinated trolling on the board right now, or a bunch of insecure virgins who don't realize that talking like a gentleman from the 1800s isn't going to get them pussy.

        i appreciate you ppl who understand
        this whole thread pissed me off with everyone trying to autistically analyse everything so if it was a coordinated troll then kudos

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They learn about all these small things in dating strategy guides and when they see that actually none of that shit is true they become rabid

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            its lack of experience as a kid tbh
            they needed to get their hearts broken at 14 to learn how to communicate with women properly

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >they needed to get their hearts broken at 14 to learn how to communicate with women properly
              elaborate, is this really why I struggle to normiemaxx?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you struggle because your oversocialised

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nta but what would be the difference between undersocialised and oversocialised ?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i used to struggle hard to be social or talk to girls or anything but i had my first gf at 14, lost virginity first kiss etc and then i found out she was a whore and realised oh man i shouldnt have been head over heels for her
                and just gradually i stopped caring and not caring is the biggest key to success

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          moronbro, seriously how did you even discover IST and why do you keep using it?
          This is a place for autistic kids, shouldn't you be on like instagram or tiktok?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i started using this when i was 11, i migrated from roblox forums cause they used to copy all the slang (newfag was newbag etc) and im extremely mentally ill so i fit in when i was a kid

            im still mentally ill just very socially capable so i still use this site even tho p much everyone here now is just a bitter neek

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >off topic thread
    Thanks jannies

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ learn English you fucking functional retard.

    Burns my ass that my tax dollars likely keep your dumbass fed along with footing the bill for that counts "mental health" sabbatical.

    Here's my advice to you and her: murder suicide.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >imessage games
    Has anyone ever played one of these? Cuz I sure haven't

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bruh this bitch is retarded. I lost brain cells reading that. You guys better be under 21

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHO THE FUCK IS RIZZ????

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think of it as an interview, if she doesnt actually answer any questions without vague answers or she seems dull as fuck, then the conversation ends there.

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am I expected to consider british as humans after reading this thread?

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >faganon can’t pull anything but retards, and even then he strikes out
    >comes to a board where people at least talk about self improvement to try to drag other down with him

    DYELing so hard right now.

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kek I love threads like this. Guaranteed incel sperg outs. Thanks zoomer OP

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you’re welcome bro

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine giving the time of day to a subhuman dry-ass sorry excuse of a “woman”.
    Your energy would be better spent on improvement, king.
    >This is now a push up thread

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn 297 replies. No way am I reading all this shit. Can't believe a gay OP like this has you retarded seething this hard. IST really has gone downhill

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And I’m over here and can’t get a text back

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This isn't even English. I can't understand anything said in these screenshots

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP, you gave me the guts to start being more direct and frontal towards bitches

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is how natives communicate and you retards have the guts to complain about us ESL for some small grammar mistakes, bunch of hypocrite gays

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >thread up for 12 + hours
    Jannies you absolute slacking Black folks

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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