backstory: before getting AC in my room i would always give up and cut my hair short sweating. Now with AC i can finally grow long hair and go for a chad look. So I was thinking either for the chad from deuce bigalow look (long curly black) or luke from street figther blond highlights
I asked a 2 girls from work which is cooler and showed her the pics
>"definetly dont get blond highlights"
>"i dont like this"
Why do women want to keep you looking shitty on purpose. And this is women who arent dating you. so they dont even have a reason to keep you down. its like they will always lie just to keep men ugly.
Ive been told a thousand times how nice i look with very short hair, even though with my slavic skull i look like a mongoloid.
keep in mind 99% of bulgarians walk with buzz-cuts or bald so just by having long shiny hair i absolutely mogg everyone.
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Ask a thousand people whatever the full bullshit question you were asking and you'd get different responses.
any girl you ask if you should get long hair will say no, you look better with short.
then she would go pay for thor tickets and jerk off to hesmworth.
we muscular men look better with long hair. its the ultimate chad move to have better looking hair than a woman.
>any girl you ask if you should get long hair will say no, you look better with short.
the man said completely wrongly, but confidently
That only matters if you are tall
Nope it’s the image you project. If you don’t embody the superhero you truly are. Girls will immediately notice when you open your mouth or slip up that image.
99% of men with long hair look like trannies, creeps or fricking weird losers. You think you're in the 1%? Go for it and post pics of your highlights you creepy weird loser troony
Don't bother, it's the mentally ill dude who thinks he's fit even though he has 30%bf
Only works if you have really good hair. Even for guys who aren’t balding, only a small percentage have “good” hair that looks good long.
>women encourage conformity
I'm shocked
"chad" doesn't mean shit anymore, just use alpha/beta/omega
Chad means well above average looks - it doesn't refer to the alpha-beta-other hierarchy.
Chads can get away with pretty much any hairstyle that suits their face shape.
Women don't want you to get your hopes up in thinking that a new hairstyle hair will change things, so they advise against changing.
If they tell you to do something and absolutely nothing comes of it, they fear you'll consider them a b***h.
It's better for them, socially, to say don't change.
If you actually are a chad, do whatever the frick you want and disregard any advice/counsel from women.
I feel like women are the wants who support any change when I ask about it, but guys are the ones who say it will probably look like shit, gay etc.
>Chad means well above average looks
Chad means more than that. Chad also behaves like Chad.
>Chad also behaves like Chad.
Circular definition. A chad behaves the way he does without thinking.
Doesn't matter. You know that there is a Chad behavior, thus Chad is not just a look.
Not if you define chad by looks only. Brad pitt is pretty good looking yet he got cucked by his heroin-addict wife and before that he had a 6/10 gf
people also don't behave "without thinking". people always think everything, they just prefer a behavior of other behaviors
he's some /LULZ/ incel who has no idea of actual human hierarchies and how they came to be
>Not if you define chad by looks only.
But who does that?
>Brad pitt is pretty good looking yet he got cucked by his heroin-addict wife and before that he had a 6/10 gf
Holy shit what a cope, tons of chads hell most end up with shitty lives.
>people also don't behave "without thinking". people always think everything, they just prefer a behavior of other behaviors
You're really autistic aren't you. I mean a chad will behave like he does without straining himself asking does this look chad, like a lot of guys here do.
Nope, you're dead wrong
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/chad
>On August 9th, 2013, Urban Dictionary[4] user Dr. James Russell submitted an entry for "Chad Thunderwiener," which defined the character as a "stereotypical high school/college alpha male" who is "successful with women" (shown below).
Literally high t alpha male. keep coping
>https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/chad
There is a reason Brad Pitt is the most lusted blonde and it's not because he has a buzz cut anon. Don't listen to the roasties at your work that don't even know what they like.
>asking women what they want
Holy shit, come back when youre 18, you fricking clueless kid.
>chad look
>long hair with highlights
kek
im growing my hair long this fall and women can suck my little dick.
ill even go autistic and buy like hair conditioner and whatever expensive spray to turn it like a lion's mane.
in fact...i should pick a good hair conditioner tomorrow...
i even have snail lotion for my face.
its not that im gay.
im like american psycho..i love absolutely MOGGING women as they age and i look fricking amazing.
I bet youre a DYEL moron meal head wearing BURZUM shirts unironically and sipping on a beer for 2 hours. I hate you little gayets like nothing else.
no im the built-fat pizza guy actually.
and im tired of looking like every other slav with a shaved head, like a fricking gopnik
Oh bro... depending how fat you are, you can't pull off long hair bro. Seriously, over 20% and you just look like a big woman no joke
every day i decide to listen to my self (no matter how moronic my idea) instead of IST it always works out.
>"you cant get in shape eating piza"
>"you wont get better at fighting with a boxing bag at home"
>"you cant grow your hair out if youre not 7% bodyfat"
how about i just...grow my hair long...and fricking love it?
U write like an autist. U wanna show us that built fat pizza boy body?
He's just fat, not built at all
I agree, but what's the problem with Burzum though?
I mean if you want to walk the streets wearing a fricking NSBM shirt, you better be a fricking meat wall, or else people will try punching you, ridiculizing you or something even worse.
Only people who care about nsbm are redditors who talk mad shit online. Unless the band has a huge swastika as their logo (normies don't recognize runes or totenkopf), you're ok
I wear a burzum shirt all the time, and I severely doubt anyone on the street knows they are. The only time I was with any people who might actually know what burzum is the israeli metal girl there made me feel her up lol
if you like feeling up disgusting genetic freaks ill hook you up with some gypsie. they are better genetically than fricking israelites. israelites are to be killed, not to have sex with.
my guy, thumbs up
no doxing bro. i run the most racist b***hute podcast. the last thing i need is some bulgarian anon jumping me on the street for internet fame.
>"boohohoo youre 30% obese. you should cut forever like me!"
arent both the gypsie king and that mexican guy fatter than me? because they are fricking world champions.
And its not like i dont want to burn some more fat. but frick you with this body dismorphia "30%". do you know what 30%? do you know what obese means? if i was like an american, like hughie from lost. frick you and your body dismorphia mentally diseased mind. its been 6 days and i probably last in a fight more than you, twink.
So heres whats going to happen. im going to use my schwarzkoft conditioner. im gonna grow my hair. im gonna punch my boxing bag and continue lifting weights. and ill burn some more fat automatically while eating pizza..and putting a ton of muscle. and you go fricking seethe
Where do you ghknk you fall on this scale? Genuinly curious
I fall on the "im growing my hair long and getting swole, with hair conditioner" scale.
And also on the "i have a boxing bag and weights at home" scale.
>"but youre FAT FAT FAT!"
ok AND?
>"youre probably ugly you shouldnt grow long hair!"
I fricking love my new hair conditioner. its the first time in my life that i bought one, and my hair isnt even medium yet. Just excited like a fricking child.
soon i wont mogg you just with arm size. i wont mogg you with hitting hard, i will also mogg you with my fabio fricking hair.
At 20% bodyfat most guys can still see some abdominal definition. Based on your picture you have a gut, which puts you at least above 25% bodyfat
I'm not saying you're wrong about growing your hair out, I'm saying you're wrong when you think all women have the same opinion
You should only use 'natural' products for your hair. The more bullshit chemicals you put into it, the worse it's gonna turn out.
I have hair this long, maybe a little too thick that I'm going to cut an inch or two off soon. From what I've learned.
>get a wet comb
>get some sort of oil for your hair Argan,olive,coconut
>get a shampoo and a conditioner not a 200 in 1 bullshit
>get sea salt spray to make your hair have more volume
>wash your hair only twice a week
Literal woman lmao
>kicks you in the chin and knocks you out like a prostitute.
ok bro, youre "the man". they sending you to the navy or something homosexual?
even RAMBO and guys who get sent to iraq have long hair and a beard.
You're soft and sheltered internet nerd who wants to look like video game characters
And asking others permission to grow long hair lmao you have severe mental issues
Cringe
>long hair
>chad look
???
>even though with my slavic skull i look like a mongoloid.
then with long hair you will look like an even bigger mongoloid caveman
"luke from street fighter with blonde highlights"
if you don't have a good looking face you will just look moronic and come off as tryharding to look unique
Hey jannies, how is this fit related you dumbfricks?
coffee good?
You're right, he should have posted a picture of a prostitute spreading her cheeks, then it would have been completely kosherTM
Long hair is for targeting long hair girls. In general women are neutral towards or dislike it. The women who do like long hair like it a lot, and it's not like there's a ton of men with long hair for them.
I say go for it, if it doesn't work you can always cut it.
You're probably not attractive enough to have good hair, she's doing you a favor. only flaming homosexuals have enough hair that they have to maintain and dying your hair is extra gay
I always thought it was weird that Sawyer always had blonde highlights even after years of being on the island.
it makes them insecure when they see men with healthier clearer skin, healthier shinier hair and leaner figures than their candy eating asses
Fellow bulgarian here. I've been having shoulder length hair for 3 years now. Used to be reaching to the waist but trimmed it. When I first started growing it every girl was saying that it doesn't suit me and I'd be better buzzed off. Never listened to them. Now they're always asking me how I maintain it, give me ideas how to tie it, want to touch it etc. Of course there are some that still despise it. My advice to you - do whatever you want with your hair while you still have it, wash it once a week with natural soap or no soap at all and daily combing with a wide tooth comb, preferrably wooden. Also don't dye it. My hair is hazel with blonde streaks because of the sun. b***hes pay mad money for that when the only thing they need to do is simply stay outside.
Based homie I have sun streaks as well. How long did it take for waist length?
June 2018 buzzed it for the last time. This year in february I could pinch my hair between my ass cheeks and be a human violin. Did some cuts while growing it out because I fell for the cut it so it grows faster meme.
*and women
it doesnt matter what your face and hair look like so long as you are RIPPED AS FRICK
where do you think you are???
I trim it when it gets too annoying. I like my hair to be long since I will go bald soon enough.
>long hair
>Chad
Long hair is for women you dumb homosexual. You sound like a fricking moron.
Stringy hair homie cope. There is a reason this is a sex symbol
if you have long hair as a man you're a twinky homosexual or a moron stoner. I had long hair when I was a teen and it got me 0 attention from women
let me guess this was your shitty ass hair kek sorry you don’t have good genes
have (You) considered the possibility that (You) are just an awkward goober?
>goober
This. I looked like Jim Morrison and got next to no attention. Chopped the locks and suddenly women around me were complimenting the new look.
Just because a few guys in Hollywood have long hair and get b***hes doesn't mean that women like it or prefer it.
>I dont want to do it to "get women"
Then why ask women their opinion? Haven't you heard/learned to never get advice from women? They will almost always lead you astray.
>I truly believe we should have long, healthy hair and be chads and mogg women.
Then do it. Chads don't seek the approval of others.
women were complimenting you for conforming.
they were too intimidated before to even talk to you.
now they were just happy that you are an NPC like they want you to be. What i want is to look good, have long hair finally and mogg women. i dont want them to "approve". i want them angry and intimidated.
i made a video this morning about people exactly like you. when did you reach the point of mental illness where you are acting LIKE A WOMAN NOW. you are keeping other men down telling them they cant even have long hair. its not like youre balding and youre jealous. you are just saying it to keep your fellow men down.
calling me fat was one thing, at least it made some sense, but when you go "youre probably ugly, you cant have long hair"...you havent even seen me. who the frick hurt you bro? what the frick happened to you? Why would you even say that? Thats like me saying to a newbie "you have shit genes probably, dont even bother getting in shape". you are acting like a fricking woman "youre probably ugly teehee".
you know what im going to do? something to send you seething and rope.
im still working out. im still playing with the boxing bag at home. im growing my hair long. im buying hair conditioner today...and now im gonna have a few rounds with the punching bag. stay mad you buzzcut NPC homosexual.
You have 30% bodyfat. Maybe you'll look good with long hair, who knows. It doesn't change the fact that you are overweight. Please start cutting
why would I listen to a mentally ill teenager that thinks im 30% bodyfat?
You are obviously obsessed with zyzz and being 7% bodyfat. And anyone who has over 7% you are going to call fat - no matter if its a wrestler or a power lifter etc.
i mean you still think girls are "above you" because they wore lipstick to school. why would i listen to a mentally ill moron that worships pussy?
some people...care more about getting big and punching hard. I wouldnt mind slowly losing some more fat but frankly...i just care about growing muscles and punching hard.
so guess what. I just had an amazing workout punching the bag. and im going to continue doing what i love and getting huge.
continue calling people over 7% bf "fat".
yea i get it i got some bodyfat on...and? when did i say i want to become a skinny twink?
get it through your teenage skull that you cant be incredibly lean and also lift like a powerbuilder and be strong...without steroids.
Your poinf of view would make sense if you had 20% bodyfat, not 30%. You are medically obese. Most boxers are between 10-15%, some heavyweights have a bit more. But you are just fat
touch meds, also copy-paste these liberally: ''''''''''''''''''
Mental and spiritual slaves
nice dubs and cope, long hair is chad af if it's not some greasy unhealthy neckbeard rocking it because it says you don't conform to the made up laws of soiciety
For other long hair chads
>only slaves had short hair historically
right off the bat bullshit. this is the type of history i'm used to seeing on IST. how do you type this shit and not even think about the romans or athenians, who depicted themselves, by and large, with short hair?
Athenians had long hair, Romans were by and large slaves even in the upper echelons.
>I have given my whole life in service to the state but now thanks to the underhanded maneuverings of my rival Cuckus Maximus I have to fall on my swor- ACK
>Only slaves had short hair historically.
Actually one of the most moronic things I've seen on this site.
can't speak for whitebois but i got considerably more pussy when I had dreads
Post body fatboy
(OP)
>Why do women want to keep you looking shitty on purpose.
Chads upset and scare women because they "lose control" around them. Women have a great deal of control in almost all social situations because men are such infernal simps. Some women consciously exploit this and many exploit it unconsciously. A women can, at a whim, have the loser males around her attack even kill another male simply by directing them to: saying
"he touched me" or
"he attacked me".
Beta men whether married, in relationships or turbo-ultra-mega-kissless-incels are ALL simps for women and women rely on this to get by, a utility they require in order to function.
Chad is the rare individual that subverts a woman's control from her.
Chad makes her feel the way simps feel about women and that makes him dangerous.
He can make her do anything he wants even use to her to control other men. It scares her and she doesn't like it. Fortunately for her though Chads, especially in mundane contexts like the office or school are as rare as hen's teeth.
Women would prefer if there were fewer chads overall. They don't mind sharing chad. In fact it's exciting to them that chad elicits such a response from other girls. A woman loses attraction to a man when he commits to her because "if he HAD to commit to be that means other girls don't want him".
>tl;dr women dislike the existence of chads despite being very sexually attracted to them
are you a virgin?
good breakdown, 100% true
Dude chances are you are an ugly moron
why do you care? if you want to be yourself (which is a myth anyway) then pay the price. if you want to win and do whats optimal, do that then. who cares.
OP here, picture is me. making pizza at home blablabla.
When I made this thread i was genuinely asking "are women talking shit to keep us down on purpose?" wanted to get some validation you know. And i wanted to share my idea that having long hair is a chad move, and i think it would look awesome for most of us. So my motives were...good. I truly believe we should have long, healthy hair and be chads and mogg women. I dont want to do it to "get women". I just WANT to have long hair finally, because i never had...and i think it would look better. I genuinely want to be like that deuce bigalow chad guy or luke from sF.
thanks bulgarian bro for sharing your case and proving me right. And thanks to a few others who support and got the idea.
but the others dude...o my fricking god. 60% of replies saying "you are probably too ugly for long hair" "it only looks good if you are 7% bodyfat because i said so!"
waht is wrong with you seriously? You are WORSE than women. women dont act like that. Keeping your bros down. Gatekeeping. "you are probably too ugl..." what if im not? What if i actually look better with the cool long hair? What are you gonna do then? cry? fricking mentally ill loosers.
You look like hammered shit. It doesn't matter what your haircut is like.
If this is really you that means you're obese. How many boxers below heavyweight are as fat as you? Lose some weight, it will improve your cardio, your boxing and your looks
You're a mess and have mental problems
Teenagers grow their hair long to get it out of their system
Not a 30 year old man trying to look like "Luke from street fighter" lmao
This is bait and the pic is not OP but one that he saved from here. OFC IST morons did and will continue to fall for this
This is really elaborate bait than. OP makes threads all the time, always using the same moronic arguments and manners of speech
>Why do women want to keep you looking shitty on purpose.
This has probably already been said, but apparently not enough men are getting the message: women tell men lies in order to filter the loser homosexuals that do what women say from the Chads that do what Chads do regardless of what women say.
>the chad from deuce bigalow look
chads don't concern themselves with the opinions of women
>mfw girls used to call me Sawyer
even though I'm one inch taller
That's because people don't know what chad means
They think it means a metrosexual man who cares about his image. this is what gay people think because they think like women, and women care about their image
Chad just means that butthole who bangs women. basically someone aggressive with high serum testosterone. this corresponds with all studies on life and mating outcomes (and not questionnaires) who find that high T and physical fitness / indicators of strength are the number one attractive traits in men. even when it comes to the face, a big nose is favored because it's a high t trait
TLDR women don't want you to be a "chad" as this is defined by the internet, because this just means a homosexual man
women want you to be a chad as this is defined by your high serum testosterone
ADDENDUM
the only exception to this would probably online dating where the ugly 4/10s flock and want to feel like they can get with a man with male model looks
but i was talking about real life
The "chad" move is to do whatever you want and disregard all opinions. Having long hair because women like it is cringe. Having long hair because it's a rarity is cringe. Having long hair because you want to look like a celebrity is cringe. Having long hair because you like having long hair? Based.
When girls say shit like "eewwwww" it's because they want to frick you but don't like the fact they are attracted to you. But they'll still frick you, even though they don't like that they want to.
I call it "the mustache effect"
>he wants long hair
>he thinks this is manly
What next queer? Paint your nails? Put some makeup? wear a bra under your shirt?
Post haircut
does it feel good being an NPC and looking like every other NPC? Just short hair "because thats how men should look"
fricking hell dude, have a nice day at this point. your wife will tell you to get a vasectomy and you will fricking do it
>t. butthurt queer with long hair like a woman
t. slave
That's another good word for you, yes.
>n-no u
Get back to your cagie, wagie. You have short hair because you are bald, because you are ugly, because you work a menial job, or because Mr Shekelstein won't let you have it long. Any way you look at it you're pathetic
its not that he is bald. i mean im balding a little on the sides of my forehead and i can still rock big hair without it even being noticeable.
so he has to be balding like a motherfricker at 25 to hate on us that much.
i think he is just a cuck..that wants to conform to society and to his wagie boss.
and its up to him to make a choice.
would her rather be ridiculed by his israelite boss...or would he rather be ridiculed by us for not living his dreams of growing his hair long.
who do you want to impress? your bros that want you to be chad like them..or a fricking israelite that you should be killing?
>Wear a bra under your shirt
Fat frick probably should
I miss LOST 🙁
I had long hair for a long time. I've had people compliment it. But they never said I was good looking, handsome, cute, etc. They just said the hair looked nice or healthy or whatever. The hair doesn't matter dude.
Women are children in adult bodies and they literally have no idea what they want until their vageen gets wet over it. You should do what you think will make you most attractive, because the confidence that comes from feeling that way will matter much more than whether it's long or short hair, and never ever listen to women.
stop parroting incel talking points and talk to a woman
>talk to a woman
Women are for sex not conversation
they are morons driven by emotion instead of logic
Based and truth-pilled
In my case, they love the long hair and they say it's their type.
Women don't want people to "cheat" social rank because it destabilizes them and their sense of valuation. They want to think people are just where the are quality wise and so their judgement is objective. It's funny in a way because men are happier to cope with flexibility in hierarchy whilst also having more objective valuations whereas women cannot cope despite having very subjective measures.
So do whatever makes you chaddish and the same women who seethed at the idea will just change their opinion.
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I use faceapp to keep my morale up while I grow it out. 2 months out from a buzzcut and it looks pretty bad right now all the same length but I'm not going to trim and lengthen the process.
Never cut your hair anons. Growing it is the feeling of improoving and becoming greater every day, a buzzcut is just stagnation - waiting for death
Episode 1 sawyer is superior to both those idiots. You're clearly aware of Sawyer, so why don't you go for his look? Are you mentally moronic?
Pizza guy here
just went in and bought this "no need to wash" conditioner.
get mogged you fricking homosexuals aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
>asking other people what hairstyle to get
>chad
pick one bro. it doesn't fricking matter what hair cut you have as long as it's done reasonably well, you're not fat or hideous, and have confidence
Long hair implies you are soft nerd/gamer/manchild and you don't fight
Who cares what women want,
Hикoй нe мoгвaш, пeдaл c пeдaл тaкъв.
Translation: OP is a wonderful person
пoкaжи oбpъcнaтaтa 4oтopa бpo.
кoмyниcтитe кaзaхa 4e aкo нe ти ocтpигaн кaтo вoини4e cи гeи (:
квo 6ъ кaи6 дa cи пycнa дългa кoca пък ти бa4кaи нa cтpoeжa c гoлa глaви4кa кaтo нeгъp4e?
I want to grow long hair but slavic genes force me to sport a buzzcut since I was 16.
>blond highlights
they just don't want to look like a homosexual, moron
>"definetly dont get blond highlights"
She's right. Blond highlights look homosexual, simple as.
Keep your natty hair color, no matter if long or short hair. Also you'll be most attractive what you really feel confident with.
>gay let AC control how he vuts his hairs
>gay get reference of hairs through same sex crush from TV/movies
>gay asks for advices to roasties
>roasties don't want him to enter the chad realm of unlimited sexual access & high level mating
>gay come posting his "findings" as an advice to internet users
>gays want you to remember that others validation matters to him so it should to you too
>gays use other country gays without no concept of context as a confimation bias
The state of IST today
Men look better with short hair
Based
>Why do women want to keep you looking shitty on purpose.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news but long hair is a multiplier. If you're good looking, it will make you look better, if you're ugly, it will make you look worse.
all women are one person
all of them define chad the way you do
all women like the same style
its got to be that they dont respect you and want you to not go chadmode to hold you back. its impossible that they think blond highlights are gay
Let's get this straight.
Woman don't want me, so I have no beef in the contest.
Thus I do what I want.
probably because you're not good looking enough to pull off these hairstyles which means you're not chad in the first place. Chad wouldn't ask some thots what hairstyle he should get either