>work brings in pizza. >took the cheese and meat off the bread and threw away the bread

>work brings in pizza
>took the cheese and meat off the bread and threw away the bread
>"dude what the frick are you doing to your pizza"
>"are you on a diet or something"
Meanwhile everybody else is overweight and I'm the only person with a healthy BMI. Being IST in a world of fatasses is hell

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    autistic moron

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Autism? Maybe. moron? No. I'm clearly smarter than all of them. Why are they eating bread when they are overweight? Seems moronic to me.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        being smarter than a bunch of fat fricking morons is like saying you speak english better than a horse. moron

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        best part about being fit is when you are eating in public with normies (which should be like a once a year sort of thing) you can gorge and eat like an absolute pig and they will be like "where does it all go hehe, you're so luck you have genes like that"
        and you act like "haha yeah I eat like this all the time but it just goes to my muscles"
        in reality you track every calorie and macro every day of the year just for moments like this

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just don't eat the pizza

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          this, that "cheese" is actually mayo and I wouldn't trust that meat either
          also don't bother dealing with moronic normalgays

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why not eat the pizza and then eat a little less throughout the day?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Being smarter would eating more than anybody else and then going to the toilet and throwing it up and prevent nothing happened.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just eat less instead.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you are just an attention seeking b***h because you knew they will react.

        >Think as you like, but behave like the others.

        And in this case, just fricking eat the pizza and just eat chicken breast without even salad the rest of the day.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Think as you like, but behave like the others
          Holy shit what a cuck. EAT THE BUGZ!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            is about not revealing your power level.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You are a huge moron if you can't figure out that publicly displaying this degree of autism is worse for you than 300 calories of carbs
        The most important workplace qualification is to be likeable. It is more important than being good at your job when it comes to long term career success. Doing shit like this marks you forever as a weirdo and people feel a lot less bad about firing weirdos when the time comes.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >conform to the rules
          >be a good goy
          >eat the bugz
          What else? You want me to do something bad for my health to make others feel better about themselves. Are they going to lose weight because I don't like being around fat people? Didn't think so

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            we just want you to be happy. stop turning it into some grand culture war. you're not beating conformity or the israelites by picking apart your pizza to eat the cheese like a child

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            to the rules
            >>be a good goy
            >>eat the bugz
            this is really funny to me because you're STILL eating the goyslop, just not the part with carbs. Stupid mexican homosexual. have a nice day. This whole thread annoys me

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A slice of pizza is not going to suddenly make you fat, moron

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can eat 3 bread less slices for the calories of 1 slice with bread. That's triple the protein. It's not only better calories, but its more efficient.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >That's triple the protein

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Bread has almost zero protein, stupid

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Hey dumbass I'm eating the meat and cheese and throwing away the bread

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Like i told you, a singular slice of pizza doesnt amount to anything, be it the calories or the miniscule amount of protein drowned in the fried seeds oil which are also bad for you, meaning you just embarrased yourself in front of your coworkers for no reason, if you werent moronic you would have found an excuse like a normal functioning non moronic adult

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Meanwhile everybody else is overweight and I'm the only person with a healthy BMI. Being IST in a world of fatasses is hell

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is what I will look like at th end of my cut

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    due to your irrational hatred of carbs, you've ruined a perfectly good pizza party. shameful.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Better that than them ruining my body right?

      Post body OP. Im thin and fit and bread and grains are a cornerstone of my diet. I just had some homemade pizza the other with a sourdough crush that was great.

      You can post body first. If you don't have a 6 pack don't talk to me about what I can or can't eat

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Okay you post now

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You have a long way to go before you can call yourself thin and fit. Lack of abs as well. Therefore your advice is disregarded. Thanks though. Another reminder that people have very delusional ideas of themselves and very low expectations for themselves.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Kek. Little b***h hiding behind an anime pic OP. No amount of negging will justify your picky eating habit, Sasuke.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            OP just eat one slice or don't eat any at all. It they ask about diet, just be honest.

            No he doesn't, he looks great. He's moronic though.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He posted his now post yours b***h boy.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you got mogged and can't even admit it. sad.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >mogged by someone with no abs

              op's right though
              the crust is just the vehicle for the toppings

              Yes. It's absolutely empty carbs.

              https://i.imgur.com/XVHNVOT.jpeg

              He's a dumb Black person

              Perfect light in the sunlight and you still don't have abs. Opinion disregarded

              https://i.imgur.com/xVbCqc5.gif

              Everybody wants to be lean, but nobody wants to eat like they are 140lbs
              Good job OP. Frick your coworkers. Who cares what fat people say

              In fact. Too many anons claim they are lean without having indicators of leanness, veins and abs.

              https://i.imgur.com/XVHNVOT.jpeg

              He's a dumb Black person

              https://i.imgur.com/UqICx2f.jpeg

              Okay you post now

              Lack of obliques, abdominal bands, bicep veins. How can you say "I eat whatever I want" and then get mad that I called out that your body looks like you actually do eat whatever you want.

              If you want a perfect pristine body. You need to have a pristine diet. No room for error. Most of you are the type of morons to claim that Will is actually fit because you can see the slimmest feint part of his abs. This is fat and looks like he eats whatever he wants.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                "No abs" mogs your fatgut.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You're severely mistaken if you think I don't have abs (real abs)

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I

                https://i.imgur.com/XVHNVOT.jpeg

                He's a dumb Black person

                am not OP you fricking idiot

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I never said you were carb bloated moron

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Then stop (you)ing me you schizoBlack person

              • 1 month ago
                Shaman of /fit/

                >It's absolutely empty carbs
                No, they power your training

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >You have a long way to go before you can call yourself thin and fit
            That guy is plenty thin and fit. You have body dismorphia coupled with an eating disorder, like a 14 year old girl.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I’m almost done with my cut. And I eat what we the frick I want. Why are you limiting yourself?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Every negative comment from here on after should be disregarded until the opposing party posts body

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He's a dumb Black person

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Where are your abs?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/XVHNVOT.jpeg

          He's a dumb Black person

          https://i.imgur.com/PVQNIZJ.jpeg

          >Post abs
          Your move, fat boy.

          Where’s the timestamp?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >irrational hatred of carbs
        do you not understand what this means?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Post body OP. Im thin and fit and bread and grains are a cornerstone of my diet. I just had some homemade pizza the other with a sourdough crush that was great.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you even entertain eating a pizza if you're going to remove half the ingredients, you fricking homosexual? That guy was right for calling you out.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bread is the most unnecessary part of the pizza. It's just a carrier for the toppings. You can remove it. Does make it a bit messy but the extra calories aren't worth it. Most pizza shops even sell pizza bowls or bread less pizza.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >being IST
    >not eating the bread
    so you're 140lbs.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >At a social event with coworkers

    >Barbarously desecrates his food in a vulgar display infront of them

    >thinks he's intelligent because he preoccupies himself with BMI like an anorexic teen

    total lack of self awareness

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A guy at my job did this a few years ago. We're trying to pay attention to a presentation and every few minutes we'd hear that wet sticky stretching noise of this guy pulling off the cheese and toppings off yet another slice, the revolting plop of him dropping it into a bowl then his spoon scraping as he shoveled meat/cheese with greasy fingers into his acne-ridden maw. Completely oblivious to all 20 people in the room staring at him with disgust. Unhinged behavior.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >as he shoveled meat/cheese with greasy fingers into his acne-ridden maw.
      This really drives home how fricking idiotic OP is, along with the tard you're describing and anyone else who scrapes the toppings off of pizza. You're still eating trash, a bunch of greasy processed meat and cheese which clearly isn't very healthy for you, so just don't fricking eat it at all if you're so obsessed with health. If you're willing to eat the processed trash on top of the crust, just eat the fricking crust too and stop being such an insufferable gaylord.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I typically don't eat with them. I figured I could compromise and eat the slop with the team, but eat it in my way, with less calories.

        He posted his now post yours b***h boy.

        I'd post mine if his was worth posting. He doesn't even have abs. How can he claim he is thin.

        best part about being fit is when you are eating in public with normies (which should be like a once a year sort of thing) you can gorge and eat like an absolute pig and they will be like "where does it all go hehe, you're so luck you have genes like that"
        and you act like "haha yeah I eat like this all the time but it just goes to my muscles"
        in reality you track every calorie and macro every day of the year just for moments like this

        I don't have time for games like that. Why eat a bunch of junk and set my summer cut back by a week just for a laugh and a joke. You know it takes 5 days to lose the water weight and shit out all that pizza.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          have you ever been tested for asperger's syndrome, or even full blown 'tism?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          dawg are you like, autistic or something???
          Pizza is literally ultra processed to hell and back. The cheese is not organic and 100% has more calories than the fricking bread. You are literally doing nothing but looking stupid. If you care so much about CICO, just don't fricking eat the pizza.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I'd post mine if his was worth posting.
          Kek, just admit you're a fatty/skelly/dyel. He posted, means you're up or disregarded.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          bro just eat one or two slices max then say you're full from a big breakfast or sth. Estimate the overall calories then just eat chicken breast and broccoli for dinner, since you're prob gonna hit your fat and carb allowance for the day. It's that simple homie, if you act autistic in front of normies you're never gonna hear the end of it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if I was in charge I would have fired him then and there
      same with OP
      unhinged, anti-social, psychotic behavior does not correlate with a successful business enterprise

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >wet sticky stretching noise from pulling cheese off a pizz
      Is burger food made of rubber and arsenic? How the frick is that producing sound

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you have no idea how many chemicals are in our shit

        just a few weeks ago i had papa johns pizza and my energy crashed the hardest it has ever crashed in probably 6 months. holy frick it was like tasty tranquilizer. goddamn.
        now i only get pizza from a local joint and it doesn't affect me nearly as much. fricking goyslop i swear to god.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's crazy how from this post alone I can tell that you're hispanic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he didn't respond to this because it's true btw

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Most true post in the thread.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Healthy BMI means you're a weak frick. The key is to be Obese my BMI standards but sub 12% BF. Also you're a fricking homosexual. Eat the pizza goober.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the key is to do the impossible
      How is that going for you?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Being socially moronic for the gains is just lmao. Stacy's brain isn't looking for discipline it's looking for Chad genes that can party, do drugs and drink while still looking like a supermodel.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. You're supposed to make people seethe by eating trash and still being shredded.

  13. 1 month ago
    sage

    >poor walmart serf eats his food like a monkey
    wow huge fricking news that needed it's own thread

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Keto sucks and gives you diabetes thou

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >took the cheese and meat off the bread and threw away the bread
    What was even left? Tomato sauce?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Enjoy your heart disease, ketolard.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kys Moxyte the ketoschizo

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Everybody wants to be lean, but nobody wants to eat like they are 140lbs
    Good job OP. Frick your coworkers. Who cares what fat people say

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >eat like they are 140lbs
      You aren't training enough or hard enough.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    op's right though
    the crust is just the vehicle for the toppings

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the bread
    What is your first language? I don't say this as an insult, I genuinely want to know what country calls the crust "the bread." Is it France?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      India

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The crust usually refers to the outer edge of the pizza. If you say the bread your referring to the entire underside of the slice

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I have never heard anyone use the word in reference to the word pizza once and I am from America.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    great thread

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >fasted down to a normal weight from fatfrick, and maintained it for ages after by kind of watching my crap food intake and just lifting at maintenance - slow increases
    >started fasting 2 full days out of a week for a month now for muh summer abs
    >got a couple of “metabolism” comments/mires already after people see me demolish chocolate, beer, and pizza of a weekend
    >burn it off sunday night to tuesday dinner time
    if only i knew this when i was like 15. the skinny people that always “eat whatever” just dont eat as much overall.
    >tl;dr you didnt have to mutilate your pizza

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Post abs then

  22. 1 month ago
    Shaman of /fit/

    Ketarded

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tfw I can eat an entire pizza to myself and still have abs. Just don't eat it all the time, sperg.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Post abs. You won't.

      bro just eat one or two slices max then say you're full from a big breakfast or sth. Estimate the overall calories then just eat chicken breast and broccoli for dinner, since you're prob gonna hit your fat and carb allowance for the day. It's that simple homie, if you act autistic in front of normies you're never gonna hear the end of it

      >do all this stuff, calculating, and extra workouts to work off junk food you don't want to eat
      Or
      >eat the food how you want to eat it

      If I went on a rant about how they are fat because they eat bread, pizza, and unnecessary junk would you say the same thing? "Oh if you don't want to hear the end of it, you could just go on a diet". It doesn't work that way. They get to criticize me, if I told the truth about them I would really be the public enemy.
      Or we could both shut up and eat the pizza the way we want.

      I don't want to do extra work to work off junk food. You also talked about dinner. That was my dinner (even though it was lunch time, I intermitten fast) Even 1 slice of regular pizza with the bread would have been my dinner for the day.

      Call it autism. But I was the only person who was health conscious. You won't call me moronic when your doctor says you're overweight and mine says I'm healthy as a horse

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Post abs
        Your move, fat boy.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Kek. Absolute bare minimum for abs. At least you're only moderately delusional

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Kek. Absolute bare minimum for abs. At least you're only moderately delusional

          Btw when I say bare minimum for abs. These are 6 pack shredded abs. Notice how yours looks nothing like any of these pictures.

          If I wanted "bare minimum abs" I would have stopped a long time ago and ate pizza in moderation. When you want a perfect shredded body, you have to have more discipline than "oh eat what you want and fast later"

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >posts any body but his own
            >can't even eat a slice of pizza without ruining his cut

            It sounds like you don't have abs, just autism.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >how do you get abs like this?
          >uhhhh just eat pizza and fast later. Eat whatever you want bro
          Yeah fricking right. There's a reason you don't look like pic related

          I've now responded 3 times to your post. But I hope you at least understand the difference between you and the expectations for myself. If not you're free to cope and call me fat.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nta but I don't think you've ever said that you're actually fulfilling those expectations. It's fair to assume that you're fat.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not 100% there. I'm actually close to

              https://i.imgur.com/PVQNIZJ.jpeg

              >Post abs
              Your move, fat boy.

              with more obloque definition. Yet, I still have more to improve on. Which is why i understand very well that eating "whatever you like and fasting later" leads to 0 progress.

              You can assume I'm fat. Doesnt matter to me. I know the difference between good enough and perfect. And I'm not content with being good enough

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Alright then, I'll definitely assume that you're fat.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So be it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >more oblique definition.

                Kek. Prove it. Post body fat boy. I may be twink mode, but until you mog me your opinion means nothing. Keep coping. NGMI.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                My body is irrelevant to the conversation. You are the one offering advice and using your body as leverage to show that your qualified to give said advice. I have nothing to advice you on nor any reason to show you my body. I'm free to take or disregard your advice by arbitrary reasons down to your punctuation and spelling mistakes.
                You shot your shot. You missed. I do appreciate that you tried to offer words of "wisdom" but unfortunately to me, you're unqualified due to the lack of results.

                Now I will admit your body (and mine since we are similar) are nice enough to impress normies and other non serious gym goers. Yet if you want to really excel you and I both know that there is more we have to do. You need to lose another 15lbs, or 5% bodyfat to really have shredded abs. You know this. I know this.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you are autistic and mexican

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You did not say I was wrong. So I will take that as an agreement of my statement

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Okay buddy

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm enjoying your b8. It started out less obvious but is more obvious with every post. I commend you.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >anons posting their physique in reply to some baiting hamplanet
    Are you people moronic? The entire point of the bait is that even if you looked like peak Arnie, he'd say "elbows too pointy".

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >looked like peak Arnie
      Peak Arnold unironicallt had a shit body. Too bulky for my tastes and completely unnatural.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Q.E.D.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Am I not allowed to criticize something obviously flawed?

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you morons act as if pizza is poisonous. It's just carbs meat and cheese, you can eat a few slices and be below caloric maintenance. ffs.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't eat the pizza then you moron you look like a weirdo.
    I never eat the goyslop they bring at work.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Post body.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You either don’t lift or are real new to lifting. You sound cringe.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Eating bread makes you overweight
    Holy shit shut the frick up you moron

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >abs abs abs abs abs abs post abs show me abs you don't have abs i have abs abs abs abs
    this is how you know this is a dyel thread

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    homie just eat like 2 slices. or compensate the next day. since the start of may ive hit my daily calories and then ate an entire pizza on top when the guys wanted to order, twice. but if you dont want to have to make up for it, 1 slice is like 200kcal just have a couple instead of dinner

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you're going to be that autistic about your diet then why didn't you just skip that meal?

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