>working from home. >missed meeting because i snuck off to the gym. >boss asks why i didn't attend

>working from home
>missed meeting because i snuck off to the gym
>boss asks why i didn't attend
what the frick do i say

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The truth

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    say you had diarrhea

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      to add, you can always transition into take a "sick day" to make it believable.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This if your boss is an ass
      >time to look for a better job

      >"I went to the gym, forgot about the meeting"
      >"okay anon, don't let it happen again"
      He will respect you more, shit happens, people respect those that can admit it

      This is your boss is an okay dude.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ask for the minutes and be condescending about the productivity of recent meetings

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Heard gunshots and needed to take cover

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"I went to the gym, forgot about the meeting"
    >"okay anon, don't let it happen again"
    He will respect you more, shit happens, people respect those that can admit it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >"it's okay, Anon, now you will have plenty of time to go to the gym since you no longer work here"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But how will I pay for my membership

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >thinking your internet meeting office job boss will ever respect you and not have you replaced in a week
      Ppfffttt good one

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      family emergency

      normalgays are already passive aggressive and rubbed the wrong way about the fact you're not a couch potato. boss Black person will be SEETHING you would miss your wagieslaving due to gymceling. it's on par with telling them you got blazed and binged Redditjack Horseman or some shit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, that invites follow ups, great when you disappear for a weekend, but being out of action for an hour?
        >Sorry boss, I literally couldn't get off the toilet, I need the rest of the day
        Oh shit, yeah no worries bud feel better soon, forget I even asked

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        'Mirin meatjak's thick HORSY neck.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing good ever happens if you tell your boss the truth.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just look him sad in the eyes with a 1000 yard stare and tell him your son just died (who also happened to be gay and disabled and trans)

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Internet was acting up/ISP downtime/Work Intranet VPN was not working/blame IT issues

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I told him I was working on something else and didn't see the meeting notification
    It's half true, I was working on myself

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Perfectly executed.

      There was no lie, and no admission of doing things you shouldn't have been doing on the clock.

      Problem solved.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ISP problems
    >delayed update on computer that failed to properly install
    >stuck in traffic because you took your kid to school
    >having people working at home, the noise was loud and didn't foresee that
    >being sick and, as said, do not connect for the rest of the day (one day less on payment tho).

    Telling you forgot a call due to going to the gym is the worse idea ever. Imagine your fatass boss or skinny
    Auschwitz female manager listening to that crap.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >being sick and, as said, do not connect for the rest of the day (one day less on payment tho).
      Do Americans really?
      What the frick

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You only ever need one excuse in this life, and it's diarrhea.
    You can say it, or you can allude to it.

    "Bad clams"
    "Ate something that was off"
    "I knew I shouldn't have trusted that gas station sushi"

    The possibilities are endless.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'd fire someone for having such a weak composition. i want sailors not nanny goats

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"work" from home
    >can't schedule gym around the one singular thing you have to do that day
    No wonder all of these new AAA games are dogshit. The devs are "working" from home with the same time management skills as the moronic OP.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Stay mad and return to your cubicle

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My boss calls me just so his status sets to 'in a meeting' and then he goes out or plays COD or something.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    family emergency,its so simple dude are you this bad at coming up with something?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My kid missed the bus so I had to drop him off/parent's car broke down so I had to drop them off at work
    simple

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    mum die

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We recently fired a girl for similar reason - she just missed meetings with no excuse.
    Better polish up the ol’ resume, anon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >no excuse
      do they ask her and she just responds that she was busy and expects to get away with it?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Two options depending on how diplomatic you are.
    Just say "I'm trans" or
    Tell him to frick off.

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