"workout" is a noun; you mean "work out".

"workout" is a noun; you mean "work out".

  1. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I dont get this

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        There is nothing to get

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Senior girl knows she can look like that to find a guy at a party, freshman girl dresses up to look nice.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Senior has done miles of dick, hints of the wall enclosing but still knows any boy there will still wanna smash. The freshman is still somewhat innocent (whatever passes for innocence with that shirt skirt) but it will most likely die at that party.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Senior girl probably taken so she doesnt give a shit anymore
      Also wheres the ass on the freshman

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >wheres the ass
        ooga booga detected

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Do Americans get something useful from university except paying hundreds of grands to waste themselves?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        It's a rite of passage to indebt yourself to garden gnomes in exchange for employment in one of their industries.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        No not really. Maybe if you get a STEM degree but everyone is getting a degree in that field so those are becoming useless now too.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        It's not like it's different anywhere else, sans the crippling debt

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          It's quite different in a lot of European countries, where I live 50% of the population attend trade oriented high-schools and start a paid apprenticeship afterwards.

          By the time i my friends who attended universities graduated with their accompanying student loans I already owned my first apartment.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            That’s a much smarter system. But in the US, people are told to attend college even if they have no idea what to study or aren’t capable.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              Unfortunately College and Universities in USA are in large part private for-profit corporate entities whose exorbitant
              And dubiously useful faculties, degrees and diplomas are magical commodities which are foisted on many people out of social pressure or lack of planning. They are also centres of liberal wokist PC indoctrination of youth. So doubly bad.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                I’m always amazed more American high schoolers don’t go to Europe and Canada for university. But I guess movies and TV shows have made American college look like too much fun

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Most cannot afford that, nor attend undergrad euro schools whose primary instruction is in the native language. Only american schmucks pay $60K a year to go to University of Amsterdam (that offers degrees whose instructional language is english), or American University of Paris. Most just tell themselves they’ll study abroad, but never do

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Nope, usually the parents feel good about it though

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        If you take your classes seriously and choose a vocational subject, yes. However, most don't

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, if you have a specific plan for the degree i.e. medical school.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          I think if you attend a top 20 school, you can get away with not having a solid career plan

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Even if you have a specific plan, you can change your mind and still be left with tens of thousands of debt. For example, I had been planning to go to medical school since middle school as being a doctor had always been something I wanted to do, but as I did my 4 years of pre-med and started my first year of medical school, I was exposed to just how broken and morally bankrupt the current medical system is. What are your options at that point? Drop out and be tens of thousand in debt with no outlook, no degree, no prospects, or do you complete the program and continue to contribute to a system you not only don't agree with but actively hate?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        You get a magical piece of paper that confers on its recipient the ability to get decent jobs (provided you chose a STEM major and not some useless field).

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        For most it's a four year vacation and they don't learn anything. For engineering, accounting, computer science, or healthcare students it's still worth it. I got into med school so it was worth it for me.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          As in you’re in med school currently or done? What specialty you interested in?
          > t. Paramedic fag that likes talking about medicine

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        A network but it's all scam now

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I dont get this

      Senior girl knows she can look like that to find a guy at a party, freshman girl dresses up to look nice.

      the one on the left looks hotter, those sweatpants are a big turnon

      skirts are cringe

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        t. uggo who can't get anything better

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Senior girl knows she can look like that to find a guy at a party, freshman girl dresses up to look nice.

      [...]
      [...]
      the one on the left looks hotter, those sweatpants are a big turnon

      skirts are cringe

      The one on the left looks like an unkempt androgynous zoomer tramp who sorely needs to shower.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        She does look somewhat dirty

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >t. plebian

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >t. plebian

        >t. slovenly parvenue

        (don't forget your Canestan yeast infection tabs applicator plunger and Masengills douche)

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >no bra
      >loose shirt
      >sweat pants
      All easy access/quick to remove

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I hope she shits in a bucket too because looking and smelling like a fetid primitive is attractive. That's why I only eat slop and wash my hair with body wash. For the ease of it.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Is American college in anyway like its portrayed on TV or films? Are they just exaggerated versions of the real thing? Has it become more like the tv/film versions as life starts to imitate art?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        thats pretty much how it is if you're a woman or in a frat. Otherwise its just a lot of studying and maybe once a month you go to a big party.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        For normies yeah pretty much. I work at one of the oldest universities in America and hear freshman/sophomores talk about parties all the time. By the time they hit 21, they mostly just go to bars. Until then it's almost exactly like the movies.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Right: Just joining the cock-carrousel
      Left: After being cumdumped x1000 times

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Right is how a normal person would dress. All men are capable of and more than happy to live their lives wearing shirts and sweatpants or other kinds of normal functional non-retarded clothing, why the fuck do women have to keep coming up with all this retardedly revealing clothery like skirts and crop tops and shit. Why is it ok for women? Imagine seeing a man in that shit.
      Holy fuck.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >getting mad that women peacock
        incel moment

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          kek I literally didn't give a shit about this until I found a gf myself and realised how different and retarded women's clothing is

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >why are women dressing pretty
        stop the cap homie, we all like seein dem thicc queens roaming around tha streets

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          ayo look at deez incel goobas mayn dey aint likin dem queenz dressin pretty oh mayne

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            >took less than 40 seconds for an incel to come up with his lame ass white boi reply
            shut yo ass up bro lmao

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              ay mayn deez incelz sittang on deez fourcheenz broz aint getting no pusseh!

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >took less than 40 seconds for an incel to come up with his lame ass white boi reply
          shut yo ass up bro lmao

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Calm down, Ahmed.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          no

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      For us the non-Murricans college/frat parties will always be cringe. I mean, what's the point of living wasted after paying thousands for an average education that will give (probably) a shitty wage job that barely will pay for your home loan?

      >ib4 make contacts at uni
      That's probable for the 5% of students and only in high end universities.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        what do i do with my life i am seriously lost

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        It's easy if you pick a degree worth a shit and don't decide to be house-poor. I paid off my student loans in a year (what scholarships didn't cover) then bought a house I've lived in for 13 years, my mortgage is $815 a month. Of course I also got in before colleges got super-woke and my tuition was a third of what it is now. And I was wasted and banging girls in sweatpants a lot.

  2. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is a noun

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      dey goez to church to prey te jezuz n dats
      deys also make no hookey bookey cos god dey big daddy

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        thank you

  3. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    IST Grammar - Vocabulary

    >Noun: workout
    Chad goes to gym for his twice daily *workouts* to ever improve his godly jock body.

    >Verb: to work out
    Chad *works out* twice daily at Equinox to keep his physique at ever more god-tier levels.

  4. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer the ones the left. Unwrapping them make rape feel more festive

  5. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    can you also work out how you became such a gay?

  6. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I will never forget English class where my teacher tried to embarrass me when I used "work out" as an alternative to exercise and she claimed it only exists as a noun. That shit was 20 years ago. Fuck teachers.

  7. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    sophomore in STEM here, all the white kids in college are trannies and gays who fail out of classes because they get too stressed, all the people that actually do really well and Chinese and Indian nationals.

  8. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    not my language not my problem, it all worksout

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