"workout" is a noun; you mean "work out".

"workout" is a noun; you mean "work out".

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I dont get this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There is nothing to get

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Senior girl knows she can look like that to find a guy at a party, freshman girl dresses up to look nice.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Senior has done miles of dick, hints of the wall enclosing but still knows any boy there will still wanna smash. The freshman is still somewhat innocent (whatever passes for innocence with that shirt skirt) but it will most likely die at that party.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Senior girl probably taken so she doesnt give a shit anymore
      Also wheres the ass on the freshman

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >wheres the ass
        ooga booga detected

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do Americans get something useful from university except paying hundreds of grands to waste themselves?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's a rite of passage to indebt yourself to israelites in exchange for employment in one of their industries.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No not really. Maybe if you get a STEM degree but everyone is getting a degree in that field so those are becoming useless now too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's not like it's different anywhere else, sans the crippling debt

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's quite different in a lot of European countries, where I live 50% of the population attend trade oriented high-schools and start a paid apprenticeship afterwards.

          By the time i my friends who attended universities graduated with their accompanying student loans I already owned my first apartment.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That’s a much smarter system. But in the US, people are told to attend college even if they have no idea what to study or aren’t capable.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Unfortunately College and Universities in USA are in large part private for-profit corporate entities whose exorbitant
              And dubiously useful faculties, degrees and diplomas are magical commodities which are foisted on many people out of social pressure or lack of planning. They are also centres of liberal wokist PC indoctrination of youth. So doubly bad.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I’m always amazed more American high schoolers don’t go to Europe and Canada for university. But I guess movies and TV shows have made American college look like too much fun

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Most cannot afford that, nor attend undergrad euro schools whose primary instruction is in the native language. Only american schmucks pay $60K a year to go to University of Amsterdam (that offers degrees whose instructional language is english), or American University of Paris. Most just tell themselves they’ll study abroad, but never do

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nope, usually the parents feel good about it though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If you take your classes seriously and choose a vocational subject, yes. However, most don't

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, if you have a specific plan for the degree i.e. medical school.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I think if you attend a top 20 school, you can get away with not having a solid career plan

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Even if you have a specific plan, you can change your mind and still be left with tens of thousands of debt. For example, I had been planning to go to medical school since middle school as being a doctor had always been something I wanted to do, but as I did my 4 years of pre-med and started my first year of medical school, I was exposed to just how broken and morally bankrupt the current medical system is. What are your options at that point? Drop out and be tens of thousand in debt with no outlook, no degree, no prospects, or do you complete the program and continue to contribute to a system you not only don't agree with but actively hate?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You get a magical piece of paper that confers on its recipient the ability to get decent jobs (provided you chose a STEM major and not some useless field).

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        For most it's a four year vacation and they don't learn anything. For engineering, accounting, computer science, or healthcare students it's still worth it. I got into med school so it was worth it for me.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          As in you’re in med school currently or done? What specialty you interested in?
          > t. Paramedic gay that likes talking about medicine

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A network but it's all scam now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I dont get this

      Senior girl knows she can look like that to find a guy at a party, freshman girl dresses up to look nice.

      the one on the left looks hotter, those sweatpants are a big turnon

      skirts are cringe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        t. uggo who can't get anything better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Senior girl knows she can look like that to find a guy at a party, freshman girl dresses up to look nice.

      [...]
      [...]
      the one on the left looks hotter, those sweatpants are a big turnon

      skirts are cringe

      The one on the left looks like an unkempt androgynous zoomer tramp who sorely needs to shower.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She does look somewhat dirty

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >t. plebian

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >t. plebian

        >t. slovenly parvenue

        (don't forget your Canestan yeast infection tabs applicator plunger and Masengills douche)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >no bra
      >loose shirt
      >sweat pants
      All easy access/quick to remove

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I hope she shits in a bucket too because looking and smelling like a fetid primitive is attractive. That's why I only eat slop and wash my hair with body wash. For the ease of it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is American college in anyway like its portrayed on TV or films? Are they just exaggerated versions of the real thing? Has it become more like the tv/film versions as life starts to imitate art?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        thats pretty much how it is if you're a woman or in a frat. Otherwise its just a lot of studying and maybe once a month you go to a big party.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        For normies yeah pretty much. I work at one of the oldest universities in America and hear freshman/sophomores talk about parties all the time. By the time they hit 21, they mostly just go to bars. Until then it's almost exactly like the movies.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Right: Just joining the wiener-carrousel
      Left: After being cumdumped x1000 times

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Right is how a normal person would dress. All men are capable of and more than happy to live their lives wearing shirts and sweatpants or other kinds of normal functional non-moronic clothing, why the frick do women have to keep coming up with all this moronicly revealing clothery like skirts and crop tops and shit. Why is it ok for women? Imagine seeing a man in that shit.
      Holy frick.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >getting mad that women peawiener
        incel moment

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          kek I literally didn't give a shit about this until I found a gf myself and realised how different and moronic women's clothing is

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >why are women dressing pretty
        stop the cap homie, we all like seein dem thicc queens roaming around tha streets

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ayo look at deez incel goobas mayn dey aint likin dem queenz dressin pretty oh mayne

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >took less than 40 seconds for an incel to come up with his lame ass white boi reply
            shut yo ass up homie lmao

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              ay mayn deez incelz sittang on deez fourcheenz homiez aint getting no pusseh!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >took less than 40 seconds for an incel to come up with his lame ass white boi reply
          shut yo ass up homie lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Calm down, Ahmed.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          no

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For us the non-Murricans college/frat parties will always be cringe. I mean, what's the point of living wasted after paying thousands for an average education that will give (probably) a shitty wage job that barely will pay for your home loan?

      >ib4 make contacts at uni
      That's probable for the 5% of students and only in high end universities.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what do i do with my life i am seriously lost

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's easy if you pick a degree worth a shit and don't decide to be house-poor. I paid off my student loans in a year (what scholarships didn't cover) then bought a house I've lived in for 13 years, my mortgage is $815 a month. Of course I also got in before colleges got super-woke and my tuition was a third of what it is now. And I was wasted and banging girls in sweatpants a lot.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is a noun

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dey goez to church to prey te jezuz n dats
      deys also make no hookey bookey cos god dey big daddy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        thank you

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    IST Grammar - Vocabulary

    >Noun: workout
    Chad goes to gym for his twice daily *workouts* to ever improve his godly jock body.

    >Verb: to work out
    Chad *works out* twice daily at Equinox to keep his physique at ever more god-tier levels.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer the ones the left. Unwrapping them make rape feel more festive

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    can you also work out how you became such a homosexual?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I will never forget English class where my teacher tried to embarrass me when I used "work out" as an alternative to exercise and she claimed it only exists as a noun. That shit was 20 years ago. Frick teachers.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sophomore in STEM here, all the white kids in college are trannies and gays who fail out of classes because they get too stressed, all the people that actually do really well and Chinese and Indian nationals.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not my language not my problem, it all worksout

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