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Dubs decides
Ever play the trombone?
Sounds like you could use a salad, fatty
Wanna lick my ass?
Frick park a firetruck in my fricking ass
Hey, I'm Cancer.
TONGUE MY ANUS Black person
Can I get a rolljob from you, tubbo
You're sexy
How do you feel about Black folk?
Hey cutie 🙂
There is an old saying in my family... Thou who art Undead, art chosen... In thine exodus from the Undead Asylum, maketh pilgrimage to the land of Ancient Lords... When thou ringeth the Bell of Awakening, the fate of the Undead thou shalt know.
I got the hardest substance right here and it ain't crystal
Sorry, you're really pretty but I'm just not interested in trans girl at this time, but you are very beautiful
Hope you're as good at stuffing yourself with me as you are at stuffing yourself with food
Will you PLEASE help me lose my virginity before I go out and get an AR-15
I wanna squeeze those udders
Will rubbing the ‘crystal’ give me good luck? 😉
Close your legs, I can smell your breathe from here.
Also, what that south mouth do?
I'm so sorry you have to deal with pansexual non-binary disorder. Hope you are having a good mental health awareness month
Message:
Look, toots. I've got a hankerin' for some puss and the bus is leavin' soon. Are you in...or are you out?
Sent from my Iphone
Thank god I'm not a towel head because I feel like pork tonight ; )
Poop poopy butt poop pbthbthbthbth
bump
Hey fatass. I'm bored, let's frick!
you look like if a garbage bag wanted to date people.
>You look like a disgusting prostitute. That is all
Checkem
Hey, so I'm gonna be honest, I'm really not interested in dating trans women... sorry.
Keep up with the transition tho! You'll look like a real woman in no time!
CHECKED!
your autism has no bounds, scroll down
OP CHECKED TOO KEK
ask her how much she weighs off the bat
Hahah hey glad you responded. I just love to appreciate women so brave as you. It must be difficult to find love in a world so unaccepting of your folds, but alas, i am here
are you a bit moronic?
I cant believe i wasted dubs becausse i didnt scroll down lmao
that would have been a good one though anon.
Crystal is a hooker name
"I have 36 hard-boiled eggs ready, i want to watch you eat all of them."
3/10 women love being treated like royalty by by manlet simps like u
I want to spank your ass bright red until tears are flowing from your eyes, have you spread your ass cheeks and dive into your ass hole tongue first. Then I want to see you gag on my wiener, suck on my balls, and lick my ass until I explode and paint your face with cum.
this
Winner
CHECK EM
Winrar
OP is a homosexual if he doesn’t deliver
I don't think she's going to respond to this
Omg what a prostitute. She responded instantly. Dubs again.
Do you like daggers?
>my place of yours?
roll
Don’t you think that’s a little sexist?
Sounds like a prostitute though
Let me take you to dinner, please. Hell, I'll pay.
sry I hav autismo
Where and when homie?
Lel, I guess she outprostituted digits.
When are you down to meet up? I have some edibles here at my place if you're down. I need that ass now. And when I'm pumping your ass, turning your cheeks candy apple red, right when I'm about to cum I'm gonna call you a fricking Black person.
This but remove the stupid edibles part
Reroll
Roll
this (im the anon who won last time lets do it again)
Based and GhostPolitics pilled
Resubmiting
Ughhh fine. Let me feed on those massive milkers? I need some gains.
Well Black folk tongue my anus so why can't u bby
rolling for
Can I bring my chess board and bionicles?
Cool, I’m gonna suck your farts out until your fivehead caves in prostitute
How do you fancy your apple juice? Warm or boiling?
is that a rug on the wall in your photo or just your panties
>trade nudes?
Sounds good, but first i gotta ask, do you have the vaxaids?
don’t you mean “though” instead of “either”?
WASTED
WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE?
WINRAR
lmao actually good so she will continue replying
rolling for "i hav autismo"
HA
taking the route of la language nazi i see
>t. moron
its over, GIVE US ANOTHER ONE
I forgot to ask: have you been vaccinated?
rolling for
Man I hope your not another prostitute I've been talking to a lot of prostituteS lately are you a prostitute babe? lol
Dubs
Let's just frick. I don't even find you that hot.
your winner
good luck OP
that was fast
Frick you man. You just killed it
Someone pls save it. No simping. Dubs again
that was a typo
the point is a Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
(I'm the Scatman)
I have a PhD
I have a thing for motherly-looking women.
>I have a thing for motherly-looking women.
ROLLING FOR THIS
i mean i prefer binary people but ill frick a trashbag who flunked English too.
I was just talking dirty, you dumb b***h. See?
I thought you might be in to that
I have a 9 inch penis and nothing better to do
Listen I'm just fricking with you to see your response. You stand up for yourself, I like that. I need to go balls deep in that butthole. Give me a time and place to meet up. You can come over here if you'd like. I'm gonna give it to you up the ass bareback, pulling your hair like the hot piece of ass you are, and right when I'm about to cum, I'm gonna call you a fricking Black person
>to frick you
I hate when women use this dumbass language. b***h I'm the one with the meaty swinging wiener, I'm the one fricking YOU while you just lay your fatass down like a dead fish
This
Checked, but at what cost?
Lol
rerolling for
Sorry if that came off as mean, I sometimes let the road rage take over. Still up for a cheek slappin' good time?
WINRAR
No that was to early. Before the response
OP go go go
There is a dubs two posts before this you low IQ dumb fricks
unmatch incoming, be sure to screenshot
godspeed OP
Holy shit! She still wants to frick. Dubs
Go with this to salvage
He got dubs and earned it
girl? b***h i though you were non-binary tf
Okay, I guess I’ll let you show me then, #?
I don't fricking care, now enough yibber yabber and show me what you can do BABY GIRL
Oh yeah, #?
WWCD
wasted
Utterly wasted homosexual
These digits reverse this rancid suggestion
You dropped these
M lord
Dude, are you ok, they've been here the whole time
fuark
let's go OP you fricking chicken
OP ignore this, say this instead:
I'm going to choke you and spit down your throat and stuff you like the fat pig u r
Sorry for taking so long my power went out.
thanks for delivering op
say: don't play hard with me, you know you want this dick and I'm horny as frick, so let's just frick like animals and never see each other again
Frick first try I guess the gods want this to end
It should have been this rip
Checked
Say after: Wait, you actually thought I was attracted to you? Are you from another planet? Planet Dumb??
Should i sent her the thread if she doesn't respond?
Do it
Do it
Based OP. Never lost faith in you. Truly a king.
Dubs. OP has to now
king
HI CRYSTAL!!!! :p
lmfao
Lel, I think the thread link sealed the deal. You're in, OP
Crystal, you need to loose some weight. It's unbecoming.
I say loose, as in you need to drop several anchors worth of weight from the metaphorical ship that is your body.
This b***h still trying to shoot for friends? Lol tick tock c**t.
>It's a game monks from Tibet play
muh fricking
also she still wants the d
Ha, OP really did have her locked down. Guess she wouldn't have replied if she wasn't interested
HOLY SHIT
now just say it all again and tell her you're being serious
Bro what is this gay as frick turnaround you're doing, trying to befriend her or some shit while throwing us under the day? As usual, OP is a beta b***h homosexual
Op must be giga chad for her to still be this desperate for it
i feel attacked by OP
fr fr OP is a disloyal little b***h, he clowns this girl and blames us, now he's chasing after her third rate puss like a fricking simp
OP, you are one of us. Don't try to pretend you aren't. You are throwing away your conviction for a fat floosy
Youre a massive homosexual
Own it.
TRAITOR
FRICK YOU
It’s true we are schizos. But we still have FEELINGS 🙁
No I'm not a schizophrenic, you are. And you better not b***h out and sing her a whale song.
We're whalers on the moon
We're whalers on the moon
But there ain't no whales
So we tell tall tales
And sing our whaling tune
How did OP turn into a massive fricking simp, what an absolute pussy
I HOPE YOU GET THE CLAP YOU Black person
Its over op, you showed us your true colors
Only way to redeem yourself is to send a picture of your wiener to her
based
Godspeed OP I hope you pull this off
Blessed trips I'm tongue fricking her tonight
OP NO
but deliver please with video and photo evidence
Fricking lol
Now call her the N word
It’s “Black person” here not “the n word” you munchkin
SEXO SEXO ME WANT SEX. SEX. BOOB IN FACE. vegana ASS. KISS KISS WANT SEX WANT
rolling
when she says yes, reply "jk I don't frick hamplanets", wait for her to start typing and unmatch
Rerolling for this
Do it OP
Holy shit. I'm horny af though
Are you fricking kidding me man?
Why?
I have
blessings.
You're gonna get the clap, HARD
That std shit is made up to keep nerds from getting pussy
HPV is a real thing that even condoms won't stop
Put me in the screencap
There shall be no screencap
It was an unsuccessful thread.
OP failed due to a hamfisted anon angry at women for existing
Tis' true. Was a hilarious stunt and blessed thread. Sad incels like
have to ruin everything even for chads like OP. Guess they need some sort of joy in their depressing lives.
I must advise that unwedded sex is morally dubious as it contributes to the epidemic of whorish women.
completely unbased, do not frick this b***h, you will regret it
We are the Ku Klux Klan.
We Hate Black folk, We Hate israelites, We Hate homosexuals, and We Hate Spics.
We don't have to have a reason to hate them (although we have many reasons), just because they breed, we hate their filthy bums.
You people need to get off your ass and wake up, this is America, the Black folk are taking it over and the israelites.
Make a Stand, Join the Clan, WHITE POWER.
WHITE POWER.
WHITE POWER.
And I hate israelites, I hate them because they exist, I hate them because they breed, I hate them because they're scum, the god damn Black folk are the scum of the Earth, WHITE POWER.
WHITE POWER.
WHITE POWER.
WHITE POWER.
WHITE POWER.
We got Black folk, and the clan is getting Bigger.
They want you to lay down with some dirty filthy Black person, They want your children with these Black folk, There's no Black person equal to me, There's no Black person equal to any white person.
Once you lay down with a Black person, You are a dirty filthy Black person, Once you go Black, There's no coming Back.
WHITE POWER.
WHITE POWER.
You lost her. She's obsessed with herself like all women are.
You can NEVER go against a woman in any respect in 2022
They view themselves as literal demigods untouchable by the common rabble and beyond.
Even the president is no holds barred
M8. All that pussy power shit and me too is just 100 years culmination of giving women rights they didn't earn to vote for wars they won't fight for.
You have to give in and be completely submissive now, they have an army of beta orbiters to validate them.
The rules don't say the convo has to go there now, do it after her clothes are off
5'3 gnome child, I called it. His miniature body wasn't big enough to hold in his urges.
atta boy
It's a coin toss at this point, all bets are on OP
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde lmao
What the hell are you doing. What kind of gay homosexual offers to tongue someone's butthole, especially some cannonball who no longer has the capacity to wipe.
She's a fan of Black folk. Black folk made that shit trendy, literally, it's a viable strategy. Obviously he's not gonna do it incel, bore off
Unironically all the incel shit is what lost OP this catch.
Not my fricking problem though
Better luck next time
moron, it won't work. Trips said he had to sexo her so it's going to happen.
He's not gonna frick her.
Honor the dubs you've lost anyway
This is getting embarrassing, just make some violent physical threat against her and drop ship, jesus christ
godspeed my fren
of course, now that the thread is over I get the fricking digits..
Don't listen to the haters OP, you should still frick her.
She looks fricking awful in her pic, and that's the BEST most flattering pic she could find of herself. In real life she's going to be even worse
OP might not get to now. He's sounding desperate. That one anon fricked him good
The whole reason prostitutes are on that app is for an ego boost. They don't respond well to negative comments about their appearance. They're not your friend who you can banter with or make fun of.
She's the one who's desperate in this situation. Still replying to him after he berated her lmao
Shits winding down. She wants him to know he fricked up and regret it
>YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO DEFY ME!!!
Foids are the wicked witch of the west. They're all villains. They don't want to be wrong, they don't want you to fight back or to stand up for yourself and demand something better for yourself.
They just want power, they want to control your mind with their pussy and it's working.
Don't give in.
Smash the foidian communist regime.
Honestly OP, I'm really just disappointed in you
You wienersucker how could you say that about us
BOI
You can friendzone me after we go to the bonezone
>BPD and Ecstasy, conceited with low self-esteem
>She's a teenage dream if you hate yourself
saying this = you don't take responsibility for your words, because somebody else said it....
why did you ruin the magic
CRYSTAL YOURE A FAT bawdY prostitute KILLYOURSELF IM GOING TO FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE AND THROW ACID ON YOUR FACE YOU VAPID WORTHLESS prostitute
I'm currently tracking her IP address right now, she's fricking done
Fat women are vengeful. I wouldn't put it past her to contact your close family about your IST usage. Don't do it unless you are on a burner or don't care.
>Should i sent her the thread if she doesn't respond?
yeah if she blows you off just tell her the truth, that we were rolling for it, would be hilarious for her to see this thjread
do it, we will read about IST in a buzzfeed hitpiece 2 weeks from now
yes
I'm on NoFap and have 3 weeks worth of cum saved up in deez nutz. Your place or mine?
based, op wasnt a homosexual tonight. bless you op you deserve better pussy than this std repository anyway.
call her a Black person and be done with it
I meat number of partners you’ve had.
You’re a fricking ugly b***h. I want to stab you to death, then play around with your blood.
Rolling for
Don't worry, I'll find you crystal
Listen babe, I’m sorry okay? I just jacked off and now I’m not so angry. Can I take you out for a milkshake sometime?
You're fat as frick crystal. You've hit the wall and you're only 22. Let's not pretend you're going to amaze me
It's over.
You took too long, she's no longer horny
lol yeah i guess you should show me what a real woman is like. Ive only had sex with 2 people and both of them were trans (im trans too btw if that matters)
#?
so will you be my guest ? I just ordered the Shrek DVD collection if you catch my drift...
>girl
dude, please just go frick her and report back. You got it from here, and if you don’t I truly have no hope
>implying OP would want to frick this whale
if get replace OP by I
enough small talk. You clearly want to fricking as much as I want to frick you. When are you available?
I won't be having sex with you woman. I will literally rape you. like down on the flipping sidewalk assblast you into oblivion. Not kidding
Show me what you got then, whats your number? I can pull anytime anywhere
sorry ive just never had a non binary trashbag to frick i guess haha
I bet you couldn’t FRICK me til I cum!
Do you like it rough? I'd love to choke you Chauvin style
Prove it!
Clearly DTF. Close her. Frick her. Leave. Ride off into the sunset
sorry the estrogen i'm on make me unstable a bit lol. whats the best fat food fries in your opinion?
Babe, listen. I'm a hot slab of meat and I'm damn well certain you are down for a little bit of ground me with a side of fries. U look like a big girl, so you ready to eat up
kek pls I beg
That was meant for a different Crystal.
To frick you?
Yeah, #?
sry I have autismo, when are you free
Haha sorry it was my cat ! He really got excited when he encounters sweet pussy haha
sorry i was busy counting all my money from being a successful binary person. We doing this or not?
Of course you do, now send me a picture of your ass
Ermmm.... black lives matter?
oops yeah that was a typo, my bad. anyway im a huge fan of hulk hogan, some people think hes a chud but hulkamania never dies. wanna get tendies and watch some kino 90s wcw?
send a dick pic
>Sorry, I have anger issues. Can I take it our on your pussy?
"The point is to frick"
winrar
checked
kek'd
I have mental illness, this is a bit contrudary to your bio. b***h
FRICK. I’m sorry I have Tourette’s. Please I would like to frick you though. Respectfully.
sorry my friend took my phone, want to hang out? im trans btw idk if that matters to you
Oopsie woopsie
My name is Captain Ahab and I want to harpoon a white whale with my dick.
Fricking brutal
Rolling for this but "you are kind of vile but I'm down
Thank you, God. Literally stood up clapped my hands and kekked.
All good baby, you don't need to win a spelling bee for me to tame you with my purple swollen wiener.
You shouldn't have spent all your time choking on Black person wiener when you should have been studying
English isnt as hard as you figuring out which gender you are haha
Yeah.. just get it right next time. You can still make it up to me by sucking my dick while i take a shit. It's one of those things on my shitbucket list i want to scratch off, and i hardly stink. I eat plenty of fiber. What do you say?
Reroll
You can still make it up to me by sucking my dick while i take a shit. It's one of those things on my shitbucket list i want to scratch off, and i hardly stink. I don't care that ypu're not hot, as long as you can suck a mean dick and let me frick your butthole. What do you say?
Clearly gym class wasn't either you fricking fat b***h
If you want I’ll give you a French lesson instead
Are you familiar with the works of pierce brosnan?
Let me see that ass bb, i want to pregame before we meet so I can last as long as you deserve
No way she responded to that, OP must be chad
i have some news about women for you
I know women like being treated like this but not by some ugly incel.
Please stop wasting dubs. There are only so many to go around
frick u, check em
i'm sure you were easy at school lmao
She is ugly and old. It's not that OP is Chad. It's that she is bottom-of-the-barrel.
Even those are hard to please nowadays.
>standards have fallen this much
>let's keep playing the game
You are stupid.
You WILL eat my ass until you make yourself worthy of the nickname "Squirtle". Then I will Miltank those breasts while you're gonna drown yourself in two gallons of my fresh pumped cum
YOU'LL EAT THIS ASS LIKE YOU EAT TOO MANY CARBS YOU THICK b***h. AFTER YOU'RE DONE RIMMING THIS GLORIOUS HOLE I'M GOING TO COVER MY NIPPLES IN NUTELLA FOR YOU TO LICK OFF MY THICK BOOTY QWEEN. HHHHHHNBNNGGGG GOD DAMN I LIKE THEM THICCC
“I’m trans btw, don’t know if that matters”
OP you massive homosexual. Mine was clearly better despite not getting dubs. These DIGITS will force you to send my choice after 30 minutes of no response
GREAT LETS FRICK TONIGHT bawd HAHAHA
(typed exactly like this)
Have you fricked a Black person before? Cause you're about to!
Send the entire thread
>people
Dubs are a 10% chance, so why does 30 posts always pass before anyone gets dubs ?
Black folk
Whatever, as long as we get it on.
Heil Hitler, fat b***h. Let me starve ur fat ass like my lil Auschwitz slave.
Idgaf what you say next, I want you to bounce on my 4 inch wiener and yell my mother's name
Uh oh
It's over OP, find another woman
Listen c**t, either you get it on with my 8 inch clean cut wiener or you're hitting that wall faster than I can say Sneed
Chicks that aren’t that hot are my favorite because the sex is always kinkier. Now come over tonight for your dick appointment you ugly b***h
Christ almighty, if this is your standards OP just get a hooker. Shes a 1/10. Shes only 22 can you imagine the trainwreck after kids and the wall, literal nightmare fuel.
Shut up, go frick a wall.
SEAL THE DEAL OP
no shit sherlock that's why he's using responses from internet strangers to chat. you think OP would really do this with someone worth anyone's time?
...literally no one fit is going to frick her, do you have autism? you cant read context?
i prob would, i live in a small town with like 300 people in it and and im not driving 3 hours for some potential pussy
The guy who replied to me is moronic and probably 14. You actually understand scarcity and probably actually have or have had a job.
damn, i guess i never stopped to consider how lucky i am to not have to stoop to fricking a hamplanet. Do you just...go somewhere else mentally during the deed?
>Do you just...go somewhere else mentally during the deed?
yes I think about hulk hogan the entire time (vodka helps too)
Oh dear, imagine getting this annoyed.
Are you on your period dear?
Alright fatty roll over and show me that juicy brown starfish
op died
Op is eating crystal ass rn
She blocked OP and he's just keeping the suspense alive. Thread is over boys
OP will always eventually disappoint, it's inevitable
> it's a "IST crowdsource-fricks a hamplanet" episode
come on op this is just piss poor performance, post the results!
he couldnt handle the fat lust and is currently balls deep in her loose butthole
Thread is now dead OP has abandoned us to get pegged
No way he went to slam that vile hamplanet. What happened to self respect?
OP you better fricking deliver you Black person
OP is a gay as usual, time to report thread for off topic
One gay enters the thread and kills it. go practice your nofap ways somewhere else, fruit.
Nope, OP deserves to be punished for abandoning thread
KYS moron
Where do threads like this usually get posted, I hadn't seen one in a year at least, love these
They don't, because OP will inevitably turn out to be a homosexual. Take this thread for example, where the 5'3 gnome child OP scurried away to lap the juices out of some chrisfarlian hambeast's meat folds.
OP is balls deep in some panda sexual brap hog right now and I’m actually kind of upset and a little bit jealous
she actually seems kinda cool & fun to be around, too bad her self esteem is in the shitter
t. Low value male
>maidens that I have defended on the internet: 521
>maidens that have had sex with me: 0
Somehow you managed to post the most pathetic thing in this entire thread
Hello Crystal
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl. >mfw thinking of you hurting
crystal you're a fat fricking pig
Krystal you're a fat as frick roastie who probably loves Black person wiener and youve already hit the wall at 22... DAMN reevaluate your life
The Four Horsemen of prostitutedom
Why did OP let us down? He betrayed 94 on his bros for a 1/10 literal prostitute
Truly, the duality of man. Any man will frick over any man just for any pussy.
Thread theme
Trips and you eat its ass. Also you gotta take pics
I bet this b***h didn't even read any of the posts here.
Crystal if you're reading this... You're a fat disgusting prostitute and OP you're a fricking homosexual. George Floyd was a fricking Black person and I hoep you get raped and murdered by a pack of them
Next, since she's not responding. Dubs.
>i love dogs
YJK
start a new thread
New thread homosexual
never had a threesome with an alien before, guess there’s a first for everything
>I love dogs
you just KNOW
Shit that b***h would probably frick an alien too just to get back at daddy for not fricking her
do you enjoy having your turdcutter sucked?