Workout Routine Suggestions

Best ISTness routine to get my ass rimmed by perverted women?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dubs decides

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ever play the trombone?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like you could use a salad, fatty

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wanna lick my ass?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck park a firetruck in my fucking ass

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hey, I'm Cancer.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        TONGUE MY ANUS moron

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Can I get a rolljob from you, tubbo

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're sexy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How do you feel about morons?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hey cutie 🙂

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There is an old saying in my family... Thou who art Undead, art chosen... In thine exodus from the Undead Asylum, maketh pilgrimage to the land of Ancient Lords... When thou ringeth the Bell of Awakening, the fate of the Undead thou shalt know.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I got the hardest substance right here and it ain't crystal

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry, you're really pretty but I'm just not interested in trans girl at this time, but you are very beautiful

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hope you're as good at stuffing yourself with me as you are at stuffing yourself with food

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Will you PLEASE help me lose my virginity before I go out and get an AR-15

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I wanna squeeze those udders

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Will rubbing the ‘crystal’ give me good luck? 😉

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Close your legs, I can smell your breathe from here.
        Also, what that south mouth do?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm so sorry you have to deal with pansexual non-binary disorder. Hope you are having a good mental health awareness month

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Message:
        Look, toots. I've got a hankerin' for some puss and the bus is leavin' soon. Are you in...or are you out?

        Sent from my Iphone

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thank god I'm not a towel head because I feel like pork tonight ; )

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Poop poopy butt poop pbthbthbthbth

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        bump

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hey fatass. I'm bored, let's fuck!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you look like if a garbage bag wanted to date people.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >You look like a disgusting whore. That is all
        Checkem

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hey, so I'm gonna be honest, I'm really not interested in dating trans women... sorry.
        Keep up with the transition tho! You'll look like a real woman in no time!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          CHECKED!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/Lo51n1Y.jpg

          CHECKED!

          your autism has no bounds, scroll down

          https://i.imgur.com/VAKKA9c.jpg

          Fuck you man. You just killed it

          OP CHECKED TOO KEK

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ask her how much she weighs off the bat

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hahah hey glad you responded. I just love to appreciate women so brave as you. It must be difficult to find love in a world so unaccepting of your folds, but alas, i am here

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          are you a bit retarded?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I cant believe i wasted dubs becausse i didnt scroll down lmao

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              that would have been a good one though anon.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Crystal is a hooker name

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        "I have 36 hard-boiled eggs ready, i want to watch you eat all of them."

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/MauqSW9.jpg

      Dubs decides

      3/10 women love being treated like royalty by by manlet simps like u

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want to spank your ass bright red until tears are flowing from your eyes, have you spread your ass cheeks and dive into your ass hole tongue first. Then I want to see you gag on my cock, suck on my balls, and lick my ass until I explode and paint your face with cum.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this

      • 1 month ago
        sage

        Winner

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        CHECK EM

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this

      Winrar

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this

      OP is a gay if he doesn’t deliver

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this

      I don't think she's going to respond to this

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Omg what a whore. She responded instantly. Dubs again.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Do you like daggers?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >my place of yours?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            roll

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Don’t you think that’s a little sexist?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like a whore though

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Let me take you to dinner, please. Hell, I'll pay.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          sry I hav autismo

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Where and when bro?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          OP you massive gay. Mine was clearly better despite not getting dubs. These DIGITS will force you to send my choice after 30 minutes of no response

          Lel, I guess she outwhored digits.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          When are you down to meet up? I have some edibles here at my place if you're down. I need that ass now. And when I'm pumping your ass, turning your cheeks candy apple red, right when I'm about to cum I'm gonna call you a fucking moron.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This but remove the stupid edibles part

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              When are you down to meet up? I have some edibles here at my place if you're down. I need that ass now. And when I'm pumping your ass, turning your cheeks candy apple red, right when I'm about to cum I'm gonna call you a fucking moron.

              Reroll

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Roll

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            this (im the anon who won last time lets do it again)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Based and GhostPolitics pilled

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Message:
          Look, toots. I've got a hankerin' for some puss and the bus is leavin' soon. Are you in...or are you out?

          Sent from my Iphone

          Resubmiting

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ughhh fine. Let me feed on those massive milkers? I need some gains.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Well morons tongue my anus so why can't u bby

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          rolling for

          Don’t you think that’s a little sexist?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Can I bring my chess board and bionicles?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Cool, I’m gonna suck your farts out until your fivehead caves in whore

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          How do you fancy your apple juice? Warm or boiling?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          is that a rug on the wall in your photo or just your panties

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >trade nudes?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds good, but first i gotta ask, do you have the vaxaids?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          don’t you mean “though” instead of “either”?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            WASTED
            WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            WINRAR

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            lmao actually good so she will continue replying
            rolling for "i hav autismo"

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              HA

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            taking the route of la language nazi i see

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >t. retard

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              its over, GIVE US ANOTHER ONE

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I forgot to ask: have you been vaccinated?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              rolling for
              Man I hope your not another WHORE I've been talking to a lot of WHORES lately are you a WHORE babe? lol

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Dubs

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Let's just fuck. I don't even find you that hot.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                your winner

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                good luck OP

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                that was fast

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Fuck you man. You just killed it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Someone pls save it. No simping. Dubs again

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                that was a typo

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                the point is a Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
                Yo da dub dub
                Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
                Yo da dub dub
                (I'm the Scatman)

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I have a PhD

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I have a thing for motherly-looking women.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I have a thing for motherly-looking women.
                ROLLING FOR THIS

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i mean i prefer binary people but ill fuck a trashbag who flunked English too.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I was just talking dirty, you dumb bitch. See?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I thought you might be in to that

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I have a 9 inch penis and nothing better to do

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Listen I'm just fucking with you to see your response. You stand up for yourself, I like that. I need to go balls deep in that asshole. Give me a time and place to meet up. You can come over here if you'd like. I'm gonna give it to you up the ass bareback, pulling your hair like the hot piece of ass you are, and right when I'm about to cum, I'm gonna call you a fucking moron

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >to fuck you
                I hate when women use this dumbass language. Bitch I'm the one with the meaty swinging cock, I'm the one fucking YOU while you just lay your fatass down like a dead fish

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >to fuck you
                I hate when women use this dumbass language. Bitch I'm the one with the meaty swinging cock, I'm the one fucking YOU while you just lay your fatass down like a dead fish

                Checked, but at what cost?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Lol

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                rerolling for

                Babe, listen. I'm a hot slab of meat and I'm damn well certain you are down for a little bit of ground me with a side of fries. U look like a big girl, so you ready to eat up

                kek pls I beg

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry if that came off as mean, I sometimes let the road rage take over. Still up for a cheek slappin' good time?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                WINRAR

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No that was to early. Before the response

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                OP go go go

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                WINRAR

                There is a dubs two posts before this you low IQ dumb fucks

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                unmatch incoming, be sure to screenshot
                godspeed OP

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Holy shit! She still wants to fuck. Dubs

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Go with this to salvage

                Chicks that aren’t that hot are my favorite because the sex is always kinkier. Now come over tonight for your dick appointment you ugly bitch

                He got dubs and earned it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                girl? bitch i though you were non-binary tf

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, I guess I’ll let you show me then, #?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't fucking care, now enough yibber yabber and show me what you can do BABY GIRL

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah, #?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                WWCD

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                wasted

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Utterly wasted gay

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                These digits reverse this rancid suggestion

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You dropped these

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                M lord

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Dude, are you ok, they've been here the whole time

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                fuark

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                let's go OP you fucking chicken

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                OP ignore this, say this instead:
                I'm going to choke you and spit down your throat and stuff you like the fat pig u r

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry for taking so long my power went out.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                thanks for delivering op

                say: don't play hard with me, you know you want this dick and I'm horny as fuck, so let's just fuck like animals and never see each other again

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Fuck first try I guess the gods want this to end

                You’re a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, then play around with your blood.

                It should have been this rip

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Checked

                Say after: Wait, you actually thought I was attracted to you? Are you from another planet? Planet Dumb??

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Should i sent her the thread if she doesn't respond?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Do it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Do it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Based OP. Never lost faith in you. Truly a king.

                Dubs. OP has to now

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/81sEsJ5.jpg

                Based OP. Never lost faith in you. Truly a king.

                Dubs. OP has to now

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                king

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                HI CRYSTAL!!!! :p

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                lmfao

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Lel, I think the thread link sealed the deal. You're in, OP

                Crystal, you need to loose some weight. It's unbecoming.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I say loose, as in you need to drop several anchors worth of weight from the metaphorical ship that is your body.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This bitch still trying to shoot for friends? Lol tick tock cunt.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >It's a game monks from Tibet play
                muh fucking
                also she still wants the d

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ha, OP really did have her locked down. Guess she wouldn't have replied if she wasn't interested

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                HOLY SHIT
                now just say it all again and tell her you're being serious

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Bro what is this gay as fuck turnaround you're doing, trying to befriend her or some shit while throwing us under the day? As usual, OP is a beta bitch gay

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Op must be giga chad for her to still be this desperate for it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i feel attacked by OP

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                fr fr OP is a disloyal moron, he clowns this girl and blames us, now he's chasing after her third rate puss like a fucking simp

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                OP, you are one of us. Don't try to pretend you aren't. You are throwing away your conviction for a fat floosy

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Youre a massive gay
                Own it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                TRAITOR

                FUCK YOU

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It’s true we are schizos. But we still have FEELINGS 🙁

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No I'm not a schizophrenic, you are. And you better not bitch out and sing her a whale song.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                We're whalers on the moon
                We're whalers on the moon
                But there ain't no whales
                So we tell tall tales
                And sing our whaling tune

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                How did OP turn into a massive fucking simp, what an absolute pussy

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I HOPE YOU GET THE CLAP YOU moron

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Its over op, you showed us your true colors

                Only way to redeem yourself is to send a picture of your cock to her

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                based

                Godspeed OP I hope you pull this off

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Blessed trips I'm tongue fucking her tonight

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                OP NO
                but deliver please with video and photo evidence

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Fucking lol
                Now call her the N word

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It’s “moron” here not “the n word” you munchkin

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                SEXO SEXO ME WANT SEX. SEX. BOOB IN FACE. VAGINA ASS. KISS KISS WANT SEX WANT
                rolling

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                when she says yes, reply "jk I don't fuck hamplanets", wait for her to start typing and unmatch

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Rerolling for this

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Do it OP

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Holy shit. I'm horny af though

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Are you fucking kidding me man?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                completely unbased, do not fuck this bitch, you will regret it

                Why?
                I have

                based

                Godspeed OP I hope you pull this off

                blessings.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You're gonna get the clap, HARD

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That std shit is made up to keep nerds from getting pussy

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                HPV is a real thing that even condoms won't stop

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Put me in the screencap

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                There shall be no screencap
                It was an unsuccessful thread.
                OP failed due to a hamfisted anon angry at women for existing

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Tis' true. Was a hilarious stunt and blessed thread. Sad incels like

                Let's just fuck. I don't even find you that hot.

                have to ruin everything even for chads like OP. Guess they need some sort of joy in their depressing lives.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I must advise that unwedded sex is morally dubious as it contributes to the epidemic of whorish women.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                completely unbased, do not fuck this bitch, you will regret it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                We are the Ku Klux Klan.

                We Hate morons, We Hate garden gnomes, We Hate gays, and We Hate Hispanics.

                We don't have to have a reason to hate them (although we have many reasons), just because they breed, we hate their filthy bums.

                You people need to get off your ass and wake up, this is America, the morons are taking it over and the garden gnomes.

                Make a Stand, Join the Clan, WHITE POWER.

                WHITE POWER.

                WHITE POWER.

                And I hate garden gnomes, I hate them because they exist, I hate them because they breed, I hate them because they're scum, the god damn morons are the scum of the Earth, WHITE POWER.

                WHITE POWER.

                WHITE POWER.

                WHITE POWER.

                WHITE POWER.

                We got morons, and the clan is getting Bigger.

                They want you to lay down with some dirty filthy moron, They want your children with these morons, There's no moron equal to me, There's no moron equal to any white person.

                Once you lay down with a moron, You are a dirty filthy moron, Once you go Black, There's no coming Back.

                WHITE POWER.

                WHITE POWER.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You lost her. She's obsessed with herself like all women are.
                You can NEVER go against a woman in any respect in 2022
                They view themselves as literal demigods untouchable by the common rabble and beyond.
                Even the president is no holds barred
                M8. All that pussy power shit and me too is just 100 years culmination of giving women rights they didn't earn to vote for wars they won't fight for.
                You have to give in and be completely submissive now, they have an army of beta orbiters to validate them.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                Why?
                I have [...] blessings.

                The rules don't say the convo has to go there now, do it after her clothes are off

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/LFqZ6g9.jpg

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                5'3 gnome child, I called it. His miniature body wasn't big enough to hold in his urges.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                atta boy

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's a coin toss at this point, all bets are on OP

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde lmao

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What the hell are you doing. What kind of gay gay offers to tongue someone's asshole, especially some cannonball who no longer has the capacity to wipe.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                She's a fan of morons. morons made that shit trendy, literally, it's a viable strategy. Obviously he's not gonna do it incel, bore off
                Unironically all the incel shit is what lost OP this catch.
                Not my fucking problem though
                Better luck next time

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Retard, it won't work. Trips said he had to sexo her so it's going to happen.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He's not gonna fuck her.

                Holy shit. I'm horny af though

                Honor the dubs you've lost anyway

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This is getting embarrassing, just make some violent physical threat against her and drop ship, jesus christ

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                godspeed my fren

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                of course, now that the thread is over I get the fucking digits..

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Don't listen to the haters OP, you should still fuck her.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                She looks fucking awful in her pic, and that's the BEST most flattering pic she could find of herself. In real life she's going to be even worse

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                OP might not get to now. He's sounding desperate. That one anon fucked him good
                The whole reason whores are on that app is for an ego boost. They don't respond well to negative comments about their appearance. They're not your friend who you can banter with or make fun of.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                She's the one who's desperate in this situation. Still replying to him after he berated her lmao

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Shits winding down. She wants him to know he fucked up and regret it
                >YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO DEFY ME!!!
                Foids are the wicked witch of the west. They're all villains. They don't want to be wrong, they don't want you to fight back or to stand up for yourself and demand something better for yourself.
                They just want power, they want to control your mind with their pussy and it's working.
                Don't give in.
                Smash the foidian communist regime.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly OP, I'm really just disappointed in you

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You cocksucker how could you say that about us

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                BOI

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You can friendzone me after we go to the bonezone

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >BPD and Ecstasy, conceited with low self-esteem
                >She's a teenage dream if you hate yourself

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                saying this = you don't take responsibility for your words, because somebody else said it....
                why did you ruin the magic

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                CRYSTAL YOURE A FAT SKANKY WHORE KILLYOURSELF IM GOING TO FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE AND THROW ACID ON YOUR FACE YOU VAPID WORTHLESS WHORE

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm currently tracking her IP address right now, she's fucking done

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Fat women are vengeful. I wouldn't put it past her to contact your close family about your IST usage. Don't do it unless you are on a burner or don't care.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Should i sent her the thread if she doesn't respond?
                yeah if she blows you off just tell her the truth, that we were rolling for it, would be hilarious for her to see this thjread

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                do it, we will read about IST in a buzzfeed hitpiece 2 weeks from now

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                yes

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm on NoFap and have 3 weeks worth of cum saved up in deez nutz. Your place or mine?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                based, op wasnt a gay tonight. bless you op you deserve better pussy than this std repository anyway.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                call her a moron and be done with it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I meat number of partners you’ve had.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You’re a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, then play around with your blood.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Rolling for

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Don't worry, I'll find you crystal

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Listen babe, I’m sorry okay? I just jacked off and now I’m not so angry. Can I take you out for a milkshake sometime?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You're fat as fuck crystal. You've hit the wall and you're only 22. Let's not pretend you're going to amaze me

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's over.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You took too long, she's no longer horny

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                lol yeah i guess you should show me what a real woman is like. Ive only had sex with 2 people and both of them were trans (im trans too btw if that matters)

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                #?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                so will you be my guest ? I just ordered the Shrek DVD collection if you catch my drift...

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >girl

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                dude, please just go fuck her and report back. You got it from here, and if you don’t I truly have no hope

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >implying OP would want to fuck this whale
                if get replace OP by I

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                enough small talk. You clearly want to fucking as much as I want to fuck you. When are you available?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I won't be having sex with you woman. I will literally rape you. like down on the flipping sidewalk assblast you into oblivion. Not kidding

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Show me what you got then, whats your number? I can pull anytime anywhere

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                sorry ive just never had a non binary trashbag to fuck i guess haha

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I bet you couldn’t FUCK me til I cum!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Do you like it rough? I'd love to choke you Chauvin style

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Prove it!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Clearly DTF. Close her. Fuck her. Leave. Ride off into the sunset

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                sorry the estrogen i'm on make me unstable a bit lol. whats the best fat food fries in your opinion?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Babe, listen. I'm a hot slab of meat and I'm damn well certain you are down for a little bit of ground me with a side of fries. U look like a big girl, so you ready to eat up

                kek pls I beg

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That was meant for a different Crystal.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                To fuck you?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, #?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                sry I have autismo, when are you free

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Haha sorry it was my cat ! He really got excited when he encounters sweet pussy haha

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                sorry i was busy counting all my money from being a successful binary person. We doing this or not?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Of course you do, now send me a picture of your ass

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ermmm.... black lives matter?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                oops yeah that was a typo, my bad. anyway im a huge fan of hulk hogan, some people think hes a chud but hulkamania never dies. wanna get tendies and watch some kino 90s wcw?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                send a dick pic

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Sorry, I have anger issues. Can I take it our on your pussy?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                "The point is to fuck"

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                winrar

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                checked

                This

                >to fuck you
                I hate when women use this dumbass language. Bitch I'm the one with the meaty swinging cock, I'm the one fucking YOU while you just lay your fatass down like a dead fish

                kek'd

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I have mental illness, this is a bit contrudary to your bio. Bitch

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                FUCK. I’m sorry I have Tourette’s. Please I would like to fuck you though. Respectfully.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                sorry my friend took my phone, want to hang out? im trans btw idk if that matters to you

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Oopsie woopsie

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                My name is Captain Ahab and I want to harpoon a white whale with my dick.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Fucking brutal

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Rolling for this but "you are kind of vile but I'm down

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Thank you, God. Literally stood up clapped my hands and kekked.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                All good baby, you don't need to win a spelling bee for me to tame you with my purple swollen cock.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You shouldn't have spent all your time choking on moron cock when you should have been studying

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                English isnt as hard as you figuring out which gender you are haha

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah.. just get it right next time. You can still make it up to me by sucking my dick while i take a shit. It's one of those things on my shitbucket list i want to scratch off, and i hardly stink. I eat plenty of fiber. What do you say?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Reroll

                You can still make it up to me by sucking my dick while i take a shit. It's one of those things on my shitbucket list i want to scratch off, and i hardly stink. I don't care that ypu're not hot, as long as you can suck a mean dick and let me fuck your asshole. What do you say?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Clearly gym class wasn't either you fucking fat bitch

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If you want I’ll give you a French lesson instead

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Are you familiar with the works of pierce brosnan?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Let me see that ass bb, i want to pregame before we meet so I can last as long as you deserve

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No way she responded to that, OP must be chad

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i have some news about women for you

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I know women like being treated like this but not by some ugly incel.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i have some news about women for you

                Please stop wasting dubs. There are only so many to go around

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                fuck u, check em

                https://i.imgur.com/aDON6hQ.jpg

                Dubs

                i'm sure you were easy at school lmao

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            She is ugly and old. It's not that OP is Chad. It's that she is bottom-of-the-barrel.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Even those are hard to please nowadays.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >standards have fallen this much
                >let's keep playing the game

                You are stupid.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You WILL eat my ass until you make yourself worthy of the nickname "Squirtle". Then I will Miltank those tits while you're gonna drown yourself in two gallons of my fresh pumped cum

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          YOU'LL EAT THIS ASS LIKE YOU EAT TOO MANY CARBS YOU THICK BITCH. AFTER YOU'RE DONE RIMMING THIS GLORIOUS HOLE I'M GOING TO COVER MY NIPPLES IN NUTELLA FOR YOU TO LICK OFF MY THICK BOOTY QWEEN. HHHHHHNBNNGGGG GOD DAMN I LIKE THEM THICCC

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          “I’m trans btw, don’t know if that matters”

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Message:
        Look, toots. I've got a hankerin' for some puss and the bus is leavin' soon. Are you in...or are you out?

        Sent from my Iphone

        OP you massive gay. Mine was clearly better despite not getting dubs. These DIGITS will force you to send my choice after 30 minutes of no response

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    GREAT LETS FUCK TONIGHT SLUT HAHAHA

    (typed exactly like this)

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Have you fucked a moron before? Cause you're about to!

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Send the entire thread

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >people

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dubs are a 10% chance, so why does 30 posts always pass before anyone gets dubs ?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    morons

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever, as long as we get it on.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Heil Hitler, fat bitch. Let me starve ur fat ass like my lil Auschwitz slave.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Idgaf what you say next, I want you to bounce on my 4 inch cock and yell my mother's name

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Uh oh
    It's over OP, find another woman

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Listen cunt, either you get it on with my 8 inch clean cut cock or you're hitting that wall faster than I can say Sneed

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Chicks that aren’t that hot are my favorite because the sex is always kinkier. Now come over tonight for your dick appointment you ugly bitch

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Christ almighty, if this is your standards OP just get a hooker. Shes a 1/10. Shes only 22 can you imagine the trainwreck after kids and the wall, literal nightmare fuel.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up, go fuck a wall.

      Show me what you got then, whats your number? I can pull anytime anywhere

      SEAL THE DEAL OP

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no shit sherlock that's why he's using responses from internet strangers to chat. you think OP would really do this with someone worth anyone's time?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ...literally no one fit is going to fuck her, do you have autism? you cant read context?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i prob would, i live in a small town with like 300 people in it and and im not driving 3 hours for some potential pussy

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The guy who replied to me is retarded and probably 14. You actually understand scarcity and probably actually have or have had a job.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          damn, i guess i never stopped to consider how lucky i am to not have to stoop to fucking a hamplanet. Do you just...go somewhere else mentally during the deed?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Do you just...go somewhere else mentally during the deed?
            yes I think about hulk hogan the entire time (vodka helps too)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oh dear, imagine getting this annoyed.
        Are you on your period dear?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Alright fatty roll over and show me that juicy brown starfish

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    op died

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Op is eating crystal ass rn

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She blocked OP and he's just keeping the suspense alive. Thread is over boys

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP will always eventually disappoint, it's inevitable

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > it's a "IST crowdsource-fucks a hamplanet" episode

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    come on op this is just piss poor performance, post the results!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he couldnt handle the fat lust and is currently balls deep in her loose butthole

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thread is now dead OP has abandoned us to get pegged

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No way he went to slam that vile hamplanet. What happened to self respect?

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP you better fucking deliver you moron

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP is a fag as usual, time to report thread for off topic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      One fag enters the thread and kills it. go practice your nofap ways somewhere else, fruit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        KYS RETARD

        Nope, OP deserves to be punished for abandoning thread

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      KYS RETARD

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where do threads like this usually get posted, I hadn't seen one in a year at least, love these

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They don't, because OP will inevitably turn out to be a gay. Take this thread for example, where the 5'3 gnome child OP scurried away to lap the juices out of some chrisfarlian hambeast's meat folds.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP is balls deep in some panda sexual brap hog right now and I’m actually kind of upset and a little bit jealous

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    she actually seems kinda cool & fun to be around, too bad her self esteem is in the shitter

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      t. Low value male

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >maidens that I have defended on the internet: 521
      >maidens that have had sex with me: 0

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Somehow you managed to post the most pathetic thing in this entire thread

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hello Crystal
    Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl. >mfw thinking of you hurting

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    crystal you're a fat fucking pig

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Krystal you're a fat as fuck roastie who probably loves moron cock and youve already hit the wall at 22... DAMN reevaluate your life

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Four Horsemen of Whoredom

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why did OP let us down? He betrayed 94 on his bros for a 1/10 literal whore

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Truly, the duality of man. Any man will fuck over any man just for any pussy.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thread theme

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Trips and you eat its ass. Also you gotta take pics

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I bet this bitch didn't even read any of the posts here.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Crystal if you're reading this... You're a fat disgusting whore and OP you're a fucking gay. George Floyd was a fucking moron and I hoep you get raped and murdered by a pack of them

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Next, since she's not responding. Dubs.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >i love dogs
        YJK

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/iweyKaC.jpg

      start a new thread

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      New thread gay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      never had a threesome with an alien before, guess there’s a first for everything

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I love dogs
      you just KNOW
      Shit that bitch would probably fuck an alien too just to get back at daddy for not fucking her

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      do you enjoy having your turdcutter sucked?

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