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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dubs decides

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ever play the trombone?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like you could use a salad, fatty

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wanna lick my ass?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Frick park a firetruck in my fricking ass

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hey, I'm Cancer.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        TONGUE MY ANUS Black person

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Can I get a rolljob from you, tubbo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're sexy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How do you feel about Black folk?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hey cutie 🙂

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There is an old saying in my family... Thou who art Undead, art chosen... In thine exodus from the Undead Asylum, maketh pilgrimage to the land of Ancient Lords... When thou ringeth the Bell of Awakening, the fate of the Undead thou shalt know.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I got the hardest substance right here and it ain't crystal

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry, you're really pretty but I'm just not interested in trans girl at this time, but you are very beautiful

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hope you're as good at stuffing yourself with me as you are at stuffing yourself with food

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Will you PLEASE help me lose my virginity before I go out and get an AR-15

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wanna squeeze those udders

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Will rubbing the ‘crystal’ give me good luck? 😉

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Close your legs, I can smell your breathe from here.
        Also, what that south mouth do?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm so sorry you have to deal with pansexual non-binary disorder. Hope you are having a good mental health awareness month

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Message:
        Look, toots. I've got a hankerin' for some puss and the bus is leavin' soon. Are you in...or are you out?

        Sent from my Iphone

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thank god I'm not a towel head because I feel like pork tonight ; )

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Poop poopy butt poop pbthbthbthbth

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        bump

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hey fatass. I'm bored, let's frick!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you look like if a garbage bag wanted to date people.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >You look like a disgusting prostitute. That is all
        Checkem

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hey, so I'm gonna be honest, I'm really not interested in dating trans women... sorry.
        Keep up with the transition tho! You'll look like a real woman in no time!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          CHECKED!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/Lo51n1Y.jpg

          CHECKED!

          your autism has no bounds, scroll down

          https://i.imgur.com/VAKKA9c.jpg

          Frick you man. You just killed it

          OP CHECKED TOO KEK

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ask her how much she weighs off the bat

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hahah hey glad you responded. I just love to appreciate women so brave as you. It must be difficult to find love in a world so unaccepting of your folds, but alas, i am here

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          are you a bit moronic?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I cant believe i wasted dubs becausse i didnt scroll down lmao

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              that would have been a good one though anon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Crystal is a hooker name

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        "I have 36 hard-boiled eggs ready, i want to watch you eat all of them."

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/MauqSW9.jpg

      Dubs decides

      3/10 women love being treated like royalty by by manlet simps like u

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to spank your ass bright red until tears are flowing from your eyes, have you spread your ass cheeks and dive into your ass hole tongue first. Then I want to see you gag on my wiener, suck on my balls, and lick my ass until I explode and paint your face with cum.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this

      • 2 years ago
        sage

        Winner

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        CHECK EM

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this

      Winrar

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this

      OP is a homosexual if he doesn’t deliver

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this

      I don't think she's going to respond to this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Omg what a prostitute. She responded instantly. Dubs again.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Do you like daggers?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >my place of yours?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            roll

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Don’t you think that’s a little sexist?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like a prostitute though

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Let me take you to dinner, please. Hell, I'll pay.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          sry I hav autismo

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Where and when homie?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          OP you massive homosexual. Mine was clearly better despite not getting dubs. These DIGITS will force you to send my choice after 30 minutes of no response

          Lel, I guess she outprostituted digits.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          When are you down to meet up? I have some edibles here at my place if you're down. I need that ass now. And when I'm pumping your ass, turning your cheeks candy apple red, right when I'm about to cum I'm gonna call you a fricking Black person.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This but remove the stupid edibles part

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              When are you down to meet up? I have some edibles here at my place if you're down. I need that ass now. And when I'm pumping your ass, turning your cheeks candy apple red, right when I'm about to cum I'm gonna call you a fricking Black person.

              Reroll

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Roll

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            this (im the anon who won last time lets do it again)

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Based and GhostPolitics pilled

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Message:
          Look, toots. I've got a hankerin' for some puss and the bus is leavin' soon. Are you in...or are you out?

          Sent from my Iphone

          Resubmiting

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ughhh fine. Let me feed on those massive milkers? I need some gains.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Well Black folk tongue my anus so why can't u bby

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          rolling for

          Don’t you think that’s a little sexist?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Can I bring my chess board and bionicles?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Cool, I’m gonna suck your farts out until your fivehead caves in prostitute

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How do you fancy your apple juice? Warm or boiling?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          is that a rug on the wall in your photo or just your panties

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >trade nudes?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds good, but first i gotta ask, do you have the vaxaids?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          don’t you mean “though” instead of “either”?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            WASTED
            WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            WINRAR

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            lmao actually good so she will continue replying
            rolling for "i hav autismo"

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              HA

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            taking the route of la language nazi i see

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >t. moron

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              its over, GIVE US ANOTHER ONE

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I forgot to ask: have you been vaccinated?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              rolling for
              Man I hope your not another prostitute I've been talking to a lot of prostituteS lately are you a prostitute babe? lol

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Dubs

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Let's just frick. I don't even find you that hot.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                your winner

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                good luck OP

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                that was fast

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Frick you man. You just killed it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Someone pls save it. No simping. Dubs again

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                that was a typo

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the point is a Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
                Yo da dub dub
                Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
                Yo da dub dub
                (I'm the Scatman)

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I have a PhD

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I have a thing for motherly-looking women.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I have a thing for motherly-looking women.
                ROLLING FOR THIS

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i mean i prefer binary people but ill frick a trashbag who flunked English too.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I was just talking dirty, you dumb b***h. See?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I thought you might be in to that

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I have a 9 inch penis and nothing better to do

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Listen I'm just fricking with you to see your response. You stand up for yourself, I like that. I need to go balls deep in that butthole. Give me a time and place to meet up. You can come over here if you'd like. I'm gonna give it to you up the ass bareback, pulling your hair like the hot piece of ass you are, and right when I'm about to cum, I'm gonna call you a fricking Black person

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >to frick you
                I hate when women use this dumbass language. b***h I'm the one with the meaty swinging wiener, I'm the one fricking YOU while you just lay your fatass down like a dead fish

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >to frick you
                I hate when women use this dumbass language. b***h I'm the one with the meaty swinging wiener, I'm the one fricking YOU while you just lay your fatass down like a dead fish

                Checked, but at what cost?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Lol

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                rerolling for

                Babe, listen. I'm a hot slab of meat and I'm damn well certain you are down for a little bit of ground me with a side of fries. U look like a big girl, so you ready to eat up

                kek pls I beg

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry if that came off as mean, I sometimes let the road rage take over. Still up for a cheek slappin' good time?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                WINRAR

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No that was to early. Before the response

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                OP go go go

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                WINRAR

                There is a dubs two posts before this you low IQ dumb fricks

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                unmatch incoming, be sure to screenshot
                godspeed OP

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Holy shit! She still wants to frick. Dubs

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Go with this to salvage

                Chicks that aren’t that hot are my favorite because the sex is always kinkier. Now come over tonight for your dick appointment you ugly b***h

                He got dubs and earned it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                girl? b***h i though you were non-binary tf

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, I guess I’ll let you show me then, #?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't fricking care, now enough yibber yabber and show me what you can do BABY GIRL

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah, #?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                WWCD

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                wasted

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Utterly wasted homosexual

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                These digits reverse this rancid suggestion

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You dropped these

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                M lord

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Dude, are you ok, they've been here the whole time

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                fuark

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                let's go OP you fricking chicken

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                OP ignore this, say this instead:
                I'm going to choke you and spit down your throat and stuff you like the fat pig u r

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry for taking so long my power went out.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                thanks for delivering op

                say: don't play hard with me, you know you want this dick and I'm horny as frick, so let's just frick like animals and never see each other again

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Frick first try I guess the gods want this to end

                You’re a fricking ugly b***h. I want to stab you to death, then play around with your blood.

                It should have been this rip

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Checked

                Say after: Wait, you actually thought I was attracted to you? Are you from another planet? Planet Dumb??

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Should i sent her the thread if she doesn't respond?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Do it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Do it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Based OP. Never lost faith in you. Truly a king.

                Dubs. OP has to now

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/81sEsJ5.jpg

                Based OP. Never lost faith in you. Truly a king.

                Dubs. OP has to now

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                king

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                HI CRYSTAL!!!! :p

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                lmfao

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Lel, I think the thread link sealed the deal. You're in, OP

                Crystal, you need to loose some weight. It's unbecoming.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I say loose, as in you need to drop several anchors worth of weight from the metaphorical ship that is your body.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This b***h still trying to shoot for friends? Lol tick tock c**t.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >It's a game monks from Tibet play
                muh fricking
                also she still wants the d

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ha, OP really did have her locked down. Guess she wouldn't have replied if she wasn't interested

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                HOLY SHIT
                now just say it all again and tell her you're being serious

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Bro what is this gay as frick turnaround you're doing, trying to befriend her or some shit while throwing us under the day? As usual, OP is a beta b***h homosexual

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Op must be giga chad for her to still be this desperate for it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i feel attacked by OP

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                fr fr OP is a disloyal little b***h, he clowns this girl and blames us, now he's chasing after her third rate puss like a fricking simp

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                OP, you are one of us. Don't try to pretend you aren't. You are throwing away your conviction for a fat floosy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Youre a massive homosexual
                Own it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                TRAITOR

                FRICK YOU

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It’s true we are schizos. But we still have FEELINGS 🙁

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No I'm not a schizophrenic, you are. And you better not b***h out and sing her a whale song.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                We're whalers on the moon
                We're whalers on the moon
                But there ain't no whales
                So we tell tall tales
                And sing our whaling tune

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                How did OP turn into a massive fricking simp, what an absolute pussy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I HOPE YOU GET THE CLAP YOU Black person

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Its over op, you showed us your true colors

                Only way to redeem yourself is to send a picture of your wiener to her

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                based

                Godspeed OP I hope you pull this off

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Blessed trips I'm tongue fricking her tonight

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                OP NO
                but deliver please with video and photo evidence

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Fricking lol
                Now call her the N word

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It’s “Black person” here not “the n word” you munchkin

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                SEXO SEXO ME WANT SEX. SEX. BOOB IN FACE. vegana ASS. KISS KISS WANT SEX WANT
                rolling

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                when she says yes, reply "jk I don't frick hamplanets", wait for her to start typing and unmatch

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Rerolling for this

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Do it OP

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Holy shit. I'm horny af though

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Are you fricking kidding me man?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                completely unbased, do not frick this b***h, you will regret it

                Why?
                I have

                based

                Godspeed OP I hope you pull this off

                blessings.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're gonna get the clap, HARD

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That std shit is made up to keep nerds from getting pussy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                HPV is a real thing that even condoms won't stop

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Put me in the screencap

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There shall be no screencap
                It was an unsuccessful thread.
                OP failed due to a hamfisted anon angry at women for existing

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Tis' true. Was a hilarious stunt and blessed thread. Sad incels like

                Let's just frick. I don't even find you that hot.

                have to ruin everything even for chads like OP. Guess they need some sort of joy in their depressing lives.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I must advise that unwedded sex is morally dubious as it contributes to the epidemic of whorish women.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                completely unbased, do not frick this b***h, you will regret it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                We are the Ku Klux Klan.

                We Hate Black folk, We Hate israelites, We Hate homosexuals, and We Hate Spics.

                We don't have to have a reason to hate them (although we have many reasons), just because they breed, we hate their filthy bums.

                You people need to get off your ass and wake up, this is America, the Black folk are taking it over and the israelites.

                Make a Stand, Join the Clan, WHITE POWER.

                WHITE POWER.

                WHITE POWER.

                And I hate israelites, I hate them because they exist, I hate them because they breed, I hate them because they're scum, the god damn Black folk are the scum of the Earth, WHITE POWER.

                WHITE POWER.

                WHITE POWER.

                WHITE POWER.

                WHITE POWER.

                We got Black folk, and the clan is getting Bigger.

                They want you to lay down with some dirty filthy Black person, They want your children with these Black folk, There's no Black person equal to me, There's no Black person equal to any white person.

                Once you lay down with a Black person, You are a dirty filthy Black person, Once you go Black, There's no coming Back.

                WHITE POWER.

                WHITE POWER.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You lost her. She's obsessed with herself like all women are.
                You can NEVER go against a woman in any respect in 2022
                They view themselves as literal demigods untouchable by the common rabble and beyond.
                Even the president is no holds barred
                M8. All that pussy power shit and me too is just 100 years culmination of giving women rights they didn't earn to vote for wars they won't fight for.
                You have to give in and be completely submissive now, they have an army of beta orbiters to validate them.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                Why?
                I have [...] blessings.

                The rules don't say the convo has to go there now, do it after her clothes are off

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/LFqZ6g9.jpg

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                5'3 gnome child, I called it. His miniature body wasn't big enough to hold in his urges.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                atta boy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's a coin toss at this point, all bets are on OP

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde lmao

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What the hell are you doing. What kind of gay homosexual offers to tongue someone's butthole, especially some cannonball who no longer has the capacity to wipe.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                She's a fan of Black folk. Black folk made that shit trendy, literally, it's a viable strategy. Obviously he's not gonna do it incel, bore off
                Unironically all the incel shit is what lost OP this catch.
                Not my fricking problem though
                Better luck next time

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                moron, it won't work. Trips said he had to sexo her so it's going to happen.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He's not gonna frick her.

                Holy shit. I'm horny af though

                Honor the dubs you've lost anyway

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This is getting embarrassing, just make some violent physical threat against her and drop ship, jesus christ

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                godspeed my fren

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                of course, now that the thread is over I get the fricking digits..

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Don't listen to the haters OP, you should still frick her.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                She looks fricking awful in her pic, and that's the BEST most flattering pic she could find of herself. In real life she's going to be even worse

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                OP might not get to now. He's sounding desperate. That one anon fricked him good
                The whole reason prostitutes are on that app is for an ego boost. They don't respond well to negative comments about their appearance. They're not your friend who you can banter with or make fun of.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                She's the one who's desperate in this situation. Still replying to him after he berated her lmao

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Shits winding down. She wants him to know he fricked up and regret it
                >YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO DEFY ME!!!
                Foids are the wicked witch of the west. They're all villains. They don't want to be wrong, they don't want you to fight back or to stand up for yourself and demand something better for yourself.
                They just want power, they want to control your mind with their pussy and it's working.
                Don't give in.
                Smash the foidian communist regime.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly OP, I'm really just disappointed in you

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You wienersucker how could you say that about us

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                BOI

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You can friendzone me after we go to the bonezone

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >BPD and Ecstasy, conceited with low self-esteem
                >She's a teenage dream if you hate yourself

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                saying this = you don't take responsibility for your words, because somebody else said it....
                why did you ruin the magic

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                CRYSTAL YOURE A FAT bawdY prostitute KILLYOURSELF IM GOING TO FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE AND THROW ACID ON YOUR FACE YOU VAPID WORTHLESS prostitute

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm currently tracking her IP address right now, she's fricking done

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Fat women are vengeful. I wouldn't put it past her to contact your close family about your IST usage. Don't do it unless you are on a burner or don't care.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Should i sent her the thread if she doesn't respond?
                yeah if she blows you off just tell her the truth, that we were rolling for it, would be hilarious for her to see this thjread

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                do it, we will read about IST in a buzzfeed hitpiece 2 weeks from now

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yes

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm on NoFap and have 3 weeks worth of cum saved up in deez nutz. Your place or mine?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                based, op wasnt a homosexual tonight. bless you op you deserve better pussy than this std repository anyway.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                call her a Black person and be done with it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I meat number of partners you’ve had.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You’re a fricking ugly b***h. I want to stab you to death, then play around with your blood.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Rolling for

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Don't worry, I'll find you crystal

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Listen babe, I’m sorry okay? I just jacked off and now I’m not so angry. Can I take you out for a milkshake sometime?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're fat as frick crystal. You've hit the wall and you're only 22. Let's not pretend you're going to amaze me

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's over.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You took too long, she's no longer horny

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                lol yeah i guess you should show me what a real woman is like. Ive only had sex with 2 people and both of them were trans (im trans too btw if that matters)

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                #?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                so will you be my guest ? I just ordered the Shrek DVD collection if you catch my drift...

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >girl

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                dude, please just go frick her and report back. You got it from here, and if you don’t I truly have no hope

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >implying OP would want to frick this whale
                if get replace OP by I

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                enough small talk. You clearly want to fricking as much as I want to frick you. When are you available?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I won't be having sex with you woman. I will literally rape you. like down on the flipping sidewalk assblast you into oblivion. Not kidding

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Show me what you got then, whats your number? I can pull anytime anywhere

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                sorry ive just never had a non binary trashbag to frick i guess haha

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I bet you couldn’t FRICK me til I cum!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Do you like it rough? I'd love to choke you Chauvin style

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Prove it!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Clearly DTF. Close her. Frick her. Leave. Ride off into the sunset

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                sorry the estrogen i'm on make me unstable a bit lol. whats the best fat food fries in your opinion?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Babe, listen. I'm a hot slab of meat and I'm damn well certain you are down for a little bit of ground me with a side of fries. U look like a big girl, so you ready to eat up

                kek pls I beg

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That was meant for a different Crystal.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                To frick you?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, #?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                sry I have autismo, when are you free

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Haha sorry it was my cat ! He really got excited when he encounters sweet pussy haha

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                sorry i was busy counting all my money from being a successful binary person. We doing this or not?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Of course you do, now send me a picture of your ass

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ermmm.... black lives matter?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                oops yeah that was a typo, my bad. anyway im a huge fan of hulk hogan, some people think hes a chud but hulkamania never dies. wanna get tendies and watch some kino 90s wcw?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                send a dick pic

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Sorry, I have anger issues. Can I take it our on your pussy?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                "The point is to frick"

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                winrar

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                checked

                This

                >to frick you
                I hate when women use this dumbass language. b***h I'm the one with the meaty swinging wiener, I'm the one fricking YOU while you just lay your fatass down like a dead fish

                kek'd

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I have mental illness, this is a bit contrudary to your bio. b***h

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                FRICK. I’m sorry I have Tourette’s. Please I would like to frick you though. Respectfully.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                sorry my friend took my phone, want to hang out? im trans btw idk if that matters to you

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oopsie woopsie

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                My name is Captain Ahab and I want to harpoon a white whale with my dick.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Fricking brutal

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Rolling for this but "you are kind of vile but I'm down

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Thank you, God. Literally stood up clapped my hands and kekked.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                All good baby, you don't need to win a spelling bee for me to tame you with my purple swollen wiener.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You shouldn't have spent all your time choking on Black person wiener when you should have been studying

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                English isnt as hard as you figuring out which gender you are haha

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah.. just get it right next time. You can still make it up to me by sucking my dick while i take a shit. It's one of those things on my shitbucket list i want to scratch off, and i hardly stink. I eat plenty of fiber. What do you say?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Reroll

                You can still make it up to me by sucking my dick while i take a shit. It's one of those things on my shitbucket list i want to scratch off, and i hardly stink. I don't care that ypu're not hot, as long as you can suck a mean dick and let me frick your butthole. What do you say?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Clearly gym class wasn't either you fricking fat b***h

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If you want I’ll give you a French lesson instead

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Are you familiar with the works of pierce brosnan?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Let me see that ass bb, i want to pregame before we meet so I can last as long as you deserve

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No way she responded to that, OP must be chad

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i have some news about women for you

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I know women like being treated like this but not by some ugly incel.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i have some news about women for you

                Please stop wasting dubs. There are only so many to go around

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                frick u, check em

                https://i.imgur.com/aDON6hQ.jpg

                Dubs

                i'm sure you were easy at school lmao

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            She is ugly and old. It's not that OP is Chad. It's that she is bottom-of-the-barrel.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Even those are hard to please nowadays.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >standards have fallen this much
                >let's keep playing the game

                You are stupid.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You WILL eat my ass until you make yourself worthy of the nickname "Squirtle". Then I will Miltank those breasts while you're gonna drown yourself in two gallons of my fresh pumped cum

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          YOU'LL EAT THIS ASS LIKE YOU EAT TOO MANY CARBS YOU THICK b***h. AFTER YOU'RE DONE RIMMING THIS GLORIOUS HOLE I'M GOING TO COVER MY NIPPLES IN NUTELLA FOR YOU TO LICK OFF MY THICK BOOTY QWEEN. HHHHHHNBNNGGGG GOD DAMN I LIKE THEM THICCC

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          “I’m trans btw, don’t know if that matters”

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Message:
        Look, toots. I've got a hankerin' for some puss and the bus is leavin' soon. Are you in...or are you out?

        Sent from my Iphone

        OP you massive homosexual. Mine was clearly better despite not getting dubs. These DIGITS will force you to send my choice after 30 minutes of no response

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    GREAT LETS FRICK TONIGHT bawd HAHAHA

    (typed exactly like this)

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Have you fricked a Black person before? Cause you're about to!

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Send the entire thread

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >people

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dubs are a 10% chance, so why does 30 posts always pass before anyone gets dubs ?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Black folk

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever, as long as we get it on.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Heil Hitler, fat b***h. Let me starve ur fat ass like my lil Auschwitz slave.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Idgaf what you say next, I want you to bounce on my 4 inch wiener and yell my mother's name

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Uh oh
    It's over OP, find another woman

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Listen c**t, either you get it on with my 8 inch clean cut wiener or you're hitting that wall faster than I can say Sneed

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chicks that aren’t that hot are my favorite because the sex is always kinkier. Now come over tonight for your dick appointment you ugly b***h

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Christ almighty, if this is your standards OP just get a hooker. Shes a 1/10. Shes only 22 can you imagine the trainwreck after kids and the wall, literal nightmare fuel.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up, go frick a wall.

      Show me what you got then, whats your number? I can pull anytime anywhere

      SEAL THE DEAL OP

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no shit sherlock that's why he's using responses from internet strangers to chat. you think OP would really do this with someone worth anyone's time?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ...literally no one fit is going to frick her, do you have autism? you cant read context?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i prob would, i live in a small town with like 300 people in it and and im not driving 3 hours for some potential pussy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The guy who replied to me is moronic and probably 14. You actually understand scarcity and probably actually have or have had a job.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          damn, i guess i never stopped to consider how lucky i am to not have to stoop to fricking a hamplanet. Do you just...go somewhere else mentally during the deed?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Do you just...go somewhere else mentally during the deed?
            yes I think about hulk hogan the entire time (vodka helps too)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh dear, imagine getting this annoyed.
        Are you on your period dear?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Alright fatty roll over and show me that juicy brown starfish

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    op died

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Op is eating crystal ass rn

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She blocked OP and he's just keeping the suspense alive. Thread is over boys

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OP will always eventually disappoint, it's inevitable

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > it's a "IST crowdsource-fricks a hamplanet" episode

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    come on op this is just piss poor performance, post the results!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he couldnt handle the fat lust and is currently balls deep in her loose butthole

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thread is now dead OP has abandoned us to get pegged

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No way he went to slam that vile hamplanet. What happened to self respect?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OP you better fricking deliver you Black person

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OP is a gay as usual, time to report thread for off topic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      One gay enters the thread and kills it. go practice your nofap ways somewhere else, fruit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        KYS moron

        Nope, OP deserves to be punished for abandoning thread

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      KYS moron

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where do threads like this usually get posted, I hadn't seen one in a year at least, love these

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They don't, because OP will inevitably turn out to be a homosexual. Take this thread for example, where the 5'3 gnome child OP scurried away to lap the juices out of some chrisfarlian hambeast's meat folds.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OP is balls deep in some panda sexual brap hog right now and I’m actually kind of upset and a little bit jealous

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she actually seems kinda cool & fun to be around, too bad her self esteem is in the shitter

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      t. Low value male

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >maidens that I have defended on the internet: 521
      >maidens that have had sex with me: 0

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Somehow you managed to post the most pathetic thing in this entire thread

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hello Crystal
    Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl. >mfw thinking of you hurting

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    crystal you're a fat fricking pig

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Krystal you're a fat as frick roastie who probably loves Black person wiener and youve already hit the wall at 22... DAMN reevaluate your life

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Four Horsemen of prostitutedom

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did OP let us down? He betrayed 94 on his bros for a 1/10 literal prostitute

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Truly, the duality of man. Any man will frick over any man just for any pussy.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thread theme

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Trips and you eat its ass. Also you gotta take pics

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I bet this b***h didn't even read any of the posts here.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Crystal if you're reading this... You're a fat disgusting prostitute and OP you're a fricking homosexual. George Floyd was a fricking Black person and I hoep you get raped and murdered by a pack of them

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Next, since she's not responding. Dubs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >i love dogs
        YJK

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/iweyKaC.jpg

      start a new thread

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      New thread homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      never had a threesome with an alien before, guess there’s a first for everything

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I love dogs
      you just KNOW
      Shit that b***h would probably frick an alien too just to get back at daddy for not fricking her

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      do you enjoy having your turdcutter sucked?

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