Worst of the Worst Slop Peddlers

Which restaurant or fast food chain peddles the most horrendously unhealthy, calorically empty, and borderline criminal slop? And why do you think so?
My vote, to start, goes to Cheesecake Factory.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Slop peddlers
    Fucking lmao

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    But I like their Chicken Bellagio.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even want to know what a more detailed list of ingredients is for this.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy fuck that's a TDEE

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          How fucking smol are you?

          If you think you're a man but your TDEE is under 3000calories, you're sadly mistaken about your identity

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm 6', 145lbs -- no I'm not a skinnyfat NEET person

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              no, just a fucking skinny bitch.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're a nut sucker

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >If you think you're a man but your TDEE is under 3000calories, you're sadly mistaken about your identity

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >T. Actual Fatass

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Back to /plg/ with you

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        whoa momma. looked up a pic and it looks good though. have had an almost identical meal at my fav local italian place though with grilled chicken instead of breaded.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Their nachos are like 2500 calories.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        whoa momma. looked up a pic and it looks good though. have had an almost identical meal at my fav local italian place though with grilled chicken instead of breaded.

        The thing with the Chicken Bellagio is the size. I'd say it's a platter for two people, but they sell it as an individual dish.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >30g fat
        >168g carbs
        >30g protein

        >1981 calories
        What the fuck? Where is it all coming from?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bro you should see their alfredo

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          it doesn't add up. It should be 1058 calories with those macros

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah the calorie amount is fake

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        (nice)
        Looks like a killer post-workout meal.
        Also;
        >Buffalo Blasts
        I'm sorry what

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Chicken, Cheese and Our Hispanicy Buffalo Sauce all Stuffed in a Hispaniced Wrapper and Fried until Crisp. Served with Celery Sticks and Blue Cheese Dressing
          >Calories: 1670

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bro you should see their alfredo

            Christ almighty

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              The Cheesecake Factory is the closest thing in the US that could feasibly cater to Fatties in the Dredd universe

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Servings: 1

        Ingredients
        8 oz. Spaghettini Pasta
        1 fz. Canola Oil
        2 ea. Boneless, Skinless Chicken Breasts (3 Oz.), Pounded Approximately 6” Wide
        1/4 tsp. Kosher Salt
        1/8 tsp. Freshly Ground Black Pepper
        1 oz. All-Purpose Flour
        2 fz. Egg Wash
        2 oz. Seasoned Breadcrumbs
        3 fz. Parmesan Cream Sauce
        1-1/2 fz. Basil Oil
        1/2 fz. Chicken Broth
        1 tbl. Butter
        1/4 oz. Parmesan/Romano Cheese Blend
        1/2 tsp. Parsley, Chopped
        3/4 oz. Prosciutto, Sliced 1/16”
        1/2 oz. Baby Arugula
        1/2 tsp. Olive Oil
        Pinch Kosher Salt
        Pinch Freshly Ground Black Pepper
        1 tsp. Lemon Juice, Freshly Squeezed
        1/4 oz. Parmesan/Romano Cheese Blend

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >almost all oil, butter, carbs, and salt

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the fuck is a chicken bellagio

  3. 2 months ago
    Ketoschizo

    Any place that serves carbohydrates (the devil food) because I've ascended to ketosis and have gigantic balls (stretched)

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta be Burger king. Even the burgers taste fake compared to wendys/maccas. Along with the most uber-slop of any fast food place. Maybe tied with taco bell.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you USA?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      IIRC Burger king excdept for their impossible whopper is actually one of the healthier fast food options. No fast food is "healthy" but some are worse than others.

      https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20210909005296/en/Burger-King%C2%AE-U.S.-Bans-120-Artificial-Ingredients-and-Counting-From-Its-Food-Menu

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        the list includes HFCS, good enough for me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >BK tasting faker than maccas
      Bro, MacDonald's must be the most plastic-tasting burger chain on earth. Nothing there tastes like real food.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >maccas
      opinion instantly trashed

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve actually found the Cheesecake Factory to be THE best place to pick up women. Hot white women LOVE the Cheesecake Factory, especially college girls. And when you order a slice of cheesecake you have to wait like 30 mins to an hour to pick it up for some stupid ass reason. Guess what that means? There’s always a bunch of hot young white women sitting and waiting with nothing to do. Perfect time to chat em up and give them the sales pitch. And it’s a revolving door so if the available selection doesn’t work out more will come in. I usually hang around for a couple of hours and generally have a conversion rate of 3/10 per hour.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >picking up women with a budding addiction to the Cheeseslop Factory
      If you marry her, by the time your kids are in high school this is what she'll look like.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Staying married into Highschool
        >Not just abandoning them like my father taught me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      HWD AF and creep pilled stay blessed king

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      home goods is better

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’ve noticed women have a strong link between sexual appetite and food appetite. Home goods is a good spot but I have more success at Cheesecake Factory

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit, you're right. All my exes that ate a shit load couldn't get enough sex.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Starbucks is the most insidious, selling "coffee" drinks makes it seems like it's not too bad health wise, but the calories are awful.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I'd have to agree with this. Starbucks really needs to print calories on the labels for their cups.

      https://i.imgur.com/WD2lRdb.jpg

      Which restaurant or fast food chain peddles the most horrendously unhealthy, calorically empty, and borderline criminal slop? And why do you think so?
      My vote, to start, goes to Cheesecake Factory.

      I gotta defend Cheesecake factory: if you're on a bulk, they're great. Lots of options, some of which have plenty of protein, and while no cheesecake is good for you they make very tasty cheesecake. I'm probably going to have some next week, in fact. For me, it's the Pasta Da Vinci.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      At least Cheesecake Factory is honest enough, or has a reputation well known enough, that you know it's a den of fatties.
      Starbucks is the equivalent of a dealer selling you what he swears is molly, but instead is crystal meth.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >muh Cheesecake ungodly calories
    They serve you two servings per plate. If you have the self-control of a six year old, you can just stop when you're halfway through the plate and bring the rest home. Boom, two slightly unhealthy meals for the price of one, and they taste pretty good.
    For the sloppiest of goyslop, my money's on Taco Hell or maybe Checkers

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Checkers gives me mad shits, taco bell doesn't for some reason

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do black people love it so much?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's Golden Corral, anon.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any place that serves sweet tea.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I started keeping track of my eating, I was suprised that a lot of O'charley'a food is significantly higher in calories than other places' similar dishes and for no good reason.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you're going to dine at a place called "cheesecake factory" and then sperg out about the food being a bit indulgent then i don't know what to tell you.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know people who get those frozen Dunkin’ coffees daily, a small is at LEAST 400 calories, and depending on size can easily be almost 1200 calories, that and most people be getting a sandwich or a donut alongside their “refreshing beverage”, American runs on obesity apparently

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I'm ever in a coffee shop, and that's a very rare event, I only ever get a medium black coffee. Fuck the other drinks, fuck the pastries, fuck all that shit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’m a caffeine addict
        >judge me I deserve it
        So I go to cafe’s and even Dunkin’ quite frequently, but only once in a blue moon will I get anything more than a black coffee, hot or iced depending on the day. I have a chick I go with nigh daily and she without fail gets six cream shots and six caramel shots, it’s loathsome
        >she’s still petite and fine as fuck idk how

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its a restaurant, they're kind of doing their fucking job though?

    I want to eat healthy food, I learn a recipe and do the work

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Heart Attack Grill
    Fair point, but isn't there only one of those left?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      its funny because that restaurant was started as an artistic statement about fast food and the american diet and now its just a tourist attraction for people that want to eat at it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love a freaking lucky strike. Was my favorite cigarette when I smoked.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >deep fried in pure lard
      Probably healthier than the sneed oils that most places use for their fries.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's no probably about it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ask a Mexican. It's rare to see a IST or not-fat mexican around here. I straight up asked a freidn of mine who is half huwyte/messkin - He said, they cook everything in lard, beans and rice every day for all 3 meals, eggs with a lot of salsa and other shit smothering it with homemade tortillas EVERYDAY. If you actually look up the nutrition of Mexican food, it's beyond horrible.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn sounds tasty. They’re lucky minorities and garden gnomes didn’t take their lard away from them

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          i knew a mexican family that immigrated here.
          everything you said is true, but you forgot the insane amount of cola they drink. there's 3l bottles down in mexico its insane(pic rel)

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mogged

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lard is okay in reasonable quantities. Most OG Mexican families do not consume it in reasonable quantities.
          That + large amounts of coca cola + a culture based around overeating at dinner = this

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don't forget, lack of exercise.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    op i love baking myself a nice loaf of fresh bread every morning

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Try the grilled chicken salad. They offer it as a appetizer, but its big enough to be a full-blown meal.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    McDonalds. Is this even a real question?

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gas station convenience stores have probably obese'd more construction workers than any other institution in America.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this the new /gsg/?

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any dessert shop, from donuts to ice cream.
    Convenience stores as well.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grocery store layouts. The design is based around high mark up goyslop items. Produce section, meat and dairy are lined with overflowing processed carb/fat laden shit that is coined as being "on sale". Fast food places are easily avoidable. You just don't go there. But trying to buy my eggs and beef, and have coercion to buy one get one free cookies, donuts, cakes, snack foods etc. Is so much more insidious. I have good impulse control, but I reckon this isn't the case with 90% of Americans.

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