Worst of the Worst Slop Peddlers

Which restaurant or fast food chain peddles the most horrendously unhealthy, calorically empty, and borderline criminal slop? And why do you think so?
My vote, to start, goes to Cheesecake Factory.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Slop peddlers
    Fricking lmao

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But I like their Chicken Bellagio.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even want to know what a more detailed list of ingredients is for this.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Holy frick that's a TDEE

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How fricking smol are you?

          If you think you're a man but your TDEE is under 3000calories, you're sadly mistaken about your identity

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm 6', 145lbs -- no I'm not a skinnyfat NEET person

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              no, just a fricking skinny b***h.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're a nut sucker

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >If you think you're a man but your TDEE is under 3000calories, you're sadly mistaken about your identity

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >T. Actual Fatass

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Back to /plg/ with you

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        whoa momma. looked up a pic and it looks good though. have had an almost identical meal at my fav local italian place though with grilled chicken instead of breaded.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Their nachos are like 2500 calories.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        whoa momma. looked up a pic and it looks good though. have had an almost identical meal at my fav local italian place though with grilled chicken instead of breaded.

        The thing with the Chicken Bellagio is the size. I'd say it's a platter for two people, but they sell it as an individual dish.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >30g fat
        >168g carbs
        >30g protein

        >1981 calories
        What the frick? Where is it all coming from?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Bro you should see their alfredo

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it doesn't add up. It should be 1058 calories with those macros

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah the calorie amount is fake

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        (nice)
        Looks like a killer post-workout meal.
        Also;
        >Buffalo Blasts
        I'm sorry what

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Chicken, Cheese and Our Spicy Buffalo Sauce all Stuffed in a Spiced Wrapper and Fried until Crisp. Served with Celery Sticks and Blue Cheese Dressing
          >Calories: 1670

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Bro you should see their alfredo

            Christ almighty

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The Cheesecake Factory is the closest thing in the US that could feasibly cater to Fatties in the Dredd universe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Servings: 1

        Ingredients
        8 oz. Spaghettini Pasta
        1 fz. Canola Oil
        2 ea. Boneless, Skinless Chicken Breasts (3 Oz.), Pounded Approximately 6” Wide
        1/4 tsp. Kosher Salt
        1/8 tsp. Freshly Ground Black Pepper
        1 oz. All-Purpose Flour
        2 fz. Egg Wash
        2 oz. Seasoned Breadcrumbs
        3 fz. Parmesan Cream Sauce
        1-1/2 fz. Basil Oil
        1/2 fz. Chicken Broth
        1 tbl. Butter
        1/4 oz. Parmesan/Romano Cheese Blend
        1/2 tsp. Parsley, Chopped
        3/4 oz. Prosciutto, Sliced 1/16”
        1/2 oz. Baby Arugula
        1/2 tsp. Olive Oil
        Pinch Kosher Salt
        Pinch Freshly Ground Black Pepper
        1 tsp. Lemon Juice, Freshly Squeezed
        1/4 oz. Parmesan/Romano Cheese Blend

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >almost all oil, butter, carbs, and salt

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick is a chicken bellagio

  3. 2 years ago
    Ketoschizo

    Any place that serves carbohydrates (the devil food) because I've ascended to ketosis and have gigantic balls (stretched)

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta be Burger king. Even the burgers taste fake compared to wendys/maccas. Along with the most uber-slop of any fast food place. Maybe tied with taco bell.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are you USA?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      IIRC Burger king excdept for their impossible whopper is actually one of the healthier fast food options. No fast food is "healthy" but some are worse than others.

      https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20210909005296/en/Burger-King%C2%AE-U.S.-Bans-120-Artificial-Ingredients-and-Counting-From-Its-Food-Menu

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the list includes HFCS, good enough for me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >BK tasting faker than maccas
      Bro, MacDonald's must be the most plastic-tasting burger chain on earth. Nothing there tastes like real food.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >maccas
      opinion instantly trashed

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve actually found the Cheesecake Factory to be THE best place to pick up women. Hot white women LOVE the Cheesecake Factory, especially college girls. And when you order a slice of cheesecake you have to wait like 30 mins to an hour to pick it up for some stupid ass reason. Guess what that means? There’s always a bunch of hot young white women sitting and waiting with nothing to do. Perfect time to chat em up and give them the sales pitch. And it’s a revolving door so if the available selection doesn’t work out more will come in. I usually hang around for a couple of hours and generally have a conversion rate of 3/10 per hour.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >picking up women with a budding addiction to the Cheeseslop Factory
      If you marry her, by the time your kids are in high school this is what she'll look like.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Staying married into Highschool
        >Not just abandoning them like my father taught me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      HWD AF and creep pilled stay blessed king

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      home goods is better

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I’ve noticed women have a strong link between sexual appetite and food appetite. Home goods is a good spot but I have more success at Cheesecake Factory

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit, you're right. All my exes that ate a shit load couldn't get enough sex.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Starbucks is the most insidious, selling "coffee" drinks makes it seems like it's not too bad health wise, but the calories are awful.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I'd have to agree with this. Starbucks really needs to print calories on the labels for their cups.

      https://i.imgur.com/WD2lRdb.jpg

      Which restaurant or fast food chain peddles the most horrendously unhealthy, calorically empty, and borderline criminal slop? And why do you think so?
      My vote, to start, goes to Cheesecake Factory.

      I gotta defend Cheesecake factory: if you're on a bulk, they're great. Lots of options, some of which have plenty of protein, and while no cheesecake is good for you they make very tasty cheesecake. I'm probably going to have some next week, in fact. For me, it's the Pasta Da Vinci.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      At least Cheesecake Factory is honest enough, or has a reputation well known enough, that you know it's a den of fatties.
      Starbucks is the equivalent of a dealer selling you what he swears is molly, but instead is crystal meth.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >muh Cheesecake ungodly calories
    They serve you two servings per plate. If you have the self-control of a six year old, you can just stop when you're halfway through the plate and bring the rest home. Boom, two slightly unhealthy meals for the price of one, and they taste pretty good.
    For the sloppiest of goyslop, my money's on Taco Hell or maybe Checkers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Checkers gives me mad shits, taco bell doesn't for some reason

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do black people love it so much?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's Golden Corral, anon.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any place that serves sweet tea.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When I started keeping track of my eating, I was suprised that a lot of O'charley'a food is significantly higher in calories than other places' similar dishes and for no good reason.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if you're going to dine at a place called "cheesecake factory" and then sperg out about the food being a bit indulgent then i don't know what to tell you.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I know people who get those frozen Dunkin’ coffees daily, a small is at LEAST 400 calories, and depending on size can easily be almost 1200 calories, that and most people be getting a sandwich or a donut alongside their “refreshing beverage”, American runs on obesity apparently

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If I'm ever in a coffee shop, and that's a very rare event, I only ever get a medium black coffee. Frick the other drinks, frick the pastries, frick all that shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I’m a caffeine addict
        >judge me I deserve it
        So I go to cafe’s and even Dunkin’ quite frequently, but only once in a blue moon will I get anything more than a black coffee, hot or iced depending on the day. I have a chick I go with nigh daily and she without fail gets six cream shots and six caramel shots, it’s loathsome
        >she’s still petite and fine as frick idk how

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its a restaurant, they're kind of doing their fricking job though?

    I want to eat healthy food, I learn a recipe and do the work

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Heart Attack Grill
    Fair point, but isn't there only one of those left?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its funny because that restaurant was started as an artistic statement about fast food and the american diet and now its just a tourist attraction for people that want to eat at it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I love a freaking lucky strike. Was my favorite cigarette when I smoked.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >deep fried in pure lard
      Probably healthier than the sneed oils that most places use for their fries.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There's no probably about it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ask a Mexican. It's rare to see a IST or not-fat mexican around here. I straight up asked a freidn of mine who is half huwyte/messkin - He said, they cook everything in lard, beans and rice every day for all 3 meals, eggs with a lot of salsa and other shit smothering it with homemade tortillas EVERYDAY. If you actually look up the nutrition of Mexican food, it's beyond horrible.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Damn sounds tasty. They’re lucky minorities and israelites didn’t take their lard away from them

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i knew a mexican family that immigrated here.
          everything you said is true, but you forgot the insane amount of cola they drink. there's 3l bottles down in mexico its insane(pic rel)

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Mogged

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Lard is okay in reasonable quantities. Most OG Mexican families do not consume it in reasonable quantities.
          That + large amounts of coca cola + a culture based around overeating at dinner = this

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Don't forget, lack of exercise.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    op i love baking myself a nice loaf of fresh bread every morning

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Try the grilled chicken salad. They offer it as a appetizer, but its big enough to be a full-blown meal.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    McDonalds. Is this even a real question?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gas station convenience stores have probably obese'd more construction workers than any other institution in America.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is this the new /gsg/?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any dessert shop, from donuts to ice cream.
    Convenience stores as well.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Grocery store layouts. The design is based around high mark up goyslop items. Produce section, meat and dairy are lined with overflowing processed carb/fat laden shit that is coined as being "on sale". Fast food places are easily avoidable. You just don't go there. But trying to buy my eggs and beef, and have coercion to buy one get one free cookies, donuts, cakes, snack foods etc. Is so much more insidious. I have good impulse control, but I reckon this isn't the case with 90% of Americans.

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