Which restaurant or fast food chain peddles the most horrendously unhealthy, calorically empty, and borderline criminal slop? And why do you think so?
My vote, to start, goes to Cheesecake Factory.
whoa momma. looked up a pic and it looks good though. have had an almost identical meal at my fav local italian place though with grilled chicken instead of breaded.
whoa momma. looked up a pic and it looks good though. have had an almost identical meal at my fav local italian place though with grilled chicken instead of breaded.
The thing with the Chicken Bellagio is the size. I'd say it's a platter for two people, but they sell it as an individual dish.
>Chicken, Cheese and Our Spicy Buffalo Sauce all Stuffed in a Spiced Wrapper and Fried until Crisp. Served with Celery Sticks and Blue Cheese Dressing >Calories: 1670
Gotta be Burger king. Even the burgers taste fake compared to wendys/maccas. Along with the most uber-slop of any fast food place. Maybe tied with taco bell.
IIRC Burger king excdept for their impossible whopper is actually one of the healthier fast food options. No fast food is "healthy" but some are worse than others.
I’ve actually found the Cheesecake Factory to be THE best place to pick up women. Hot white women LOVE the Cheesecake Factory, especially college girls. And when you order a slice of cheesecake you have to wait like 30 mins to an hour to pick it up for some stupid ass reason. Guess what that means? There’s always a bunch of hot young white women sitting and waiting with nothing to do. Perfect time to chat em up and give them the sales pitch. And it’s a revolving door so if the available selection doesn’t work out more will come in. I usually hang around for a couple of hours and generally have a conversion rate of 3/10 per hour.
>picking up women with a budding addiction to the Cheeseslop Factory
If you marry her, by the time your kids are in high school this is what she'll look like.
I’ve noticed women have a strong link between sexual appetite and food appetite. Home goods is a good spot but I have more success at Cheesecake Factory
Yeah I'd have to agree with this. Starbucks really needs to print calories on the labels for their cups.
https://i.imgur.com/WD2lRdb.jpg
Which restaurant or fast food chain peddles the most horrendously unhealthy, calorically empty, and borderline criminal slop? And why do you think so?
My vote, to start, goes to Cheesecake Factory.
I gotta defend Cheesecake factory: if you're on a bulk, they're great. Lots of options, some of which have plenty of protein, and while no cheesecake is good for you they make very tasty cheesecake. I'm probably going to have some next week, in fact. For me, it's the Pasta Da Vinci.
This.
At least Cheesecake Factory is honest enough, or has a reputation well known enough, that you know it's a den of fatties.
Starbucks is the equivalent of a dealer selling you what he swears is molly, but instead is crystal meth.
>muh Cheesecake ungodly calories
They serve you two servings per plate. If you have the self-control of a six year old, you can just stop when you're halfway through the plate and bring the rest home. Boom, two slightly unhealthy meals for the price of one, and they taste pretty good.
For the sloppiest of goyslop, my money's on Taco Hell or maybe Checkers
When I started keeping track of my eating, I was suprised that a lot of O'charley'a food is significantly higher in calories than other places' similar dishes and for no good reason.
if you're going to dine at a place called "cheesecake factory" and then sperg out about the food being a bit indulgent then i don't know what to tell you.
I know people who get those frozen Dunkin’ coffees daily, a small is at LEAST 400 calories, and depending on size can easily be almost 1200 calories, that and most people be getting a sandwich or a donut alongside their “refreshing beverage”, American runs on obesity apparently
If I'm ever in a coffee shop, and that's a very rare event, I only ever get a medium black coffee. Frick the other drinks, frick the pastries, frick all that shit.
I’m a caffeine addict >judge me I deserve it
So I go to cafe’s and even Dunkin’ quite frequently, but only once in a blue moon will I get anything more than a black coffee, hot or iced depending on the day. I have a chick I go with nigh daily and she without fail gets six cream shots and six caramel shots, it’s loathsome >she’s still petite and fine as frick idk how
its funny because that restaurant was started as an artistic statement about fast food and the american diet and now its just a tourist attraction for people that want to eat at it
Ask a Mexican. It's rare to see a IST or not-fat mexican around here. I straight up asked a freidn of mine who is half huwyte/messkin - He said, they cook everything in lard, beans and rice every day for all 3 meals, eggs with a lot of salsa and other shit smothering it with homemade tortillas EVERYDAY. If you actually look up the nutrition of Mexican food, it's beyond horrible.
i knew a mexican family that immigrated here.
everything you said is true, but you forgot the insane amount of cola they drink. there's 3l bottles down in mexico its insane(pic rel)
Lard is okay in reasonable quantities. Most OG Mexican families do not consume it in reasonable quantities.
That + large amounts of coca cola + a culture based around overeating at dinner = this
Grocery store layouts. The design is based around high mark up goyslop items. Produce section, meat and dairy are lined with overflowing processed carb/fat laden shit that is coined as being "on sale". Fast food places are easily avoidable. You just don't go there. But trying to buy my eggs and beef, and have coercion to buy one get one free cookies, donuts, cakes, snack foods etc. Is so much more insidious. I have good impulse control, but I reckon this isn't the case with 90% of Americans.
>Slop peddlers
Fricking lmao
But I like their Chicken Bellagio.
I don't even want to know what a more detailed list of ingredients is for this.
Holy frick that's a TDEE
How fricking smol are you?
If you think you're a man but your TDEE is under 3000calories, you're sadly mistaken about your identity
I'm 6', 145lbs -- no I'm not a skinnyfat NEET person
no, just a fricking skinny b***h.
You're a nut sucker
>If you think you're a man but your TDEE is under 3000calories, you're sadly mistaken about your identity
>T. Actual Fatass
Back to /plg/ with you
whoa momma. looked up a pic and it looks good though. have had an almost identical meal at my fav local italian place though with grilled chicken instead of breaded.
Their nachos are like 2500 calories.
The thing with the Chicken Bellagio is the size. I'd say it's a platter for two people, but they sell it as an individual dish.
>30g fat
>168g carbs
>30g protein
>1981 calories
What the frick? Where is it all coming from?
Bro you should see their alfredo
it doesn't add up. It should be 1058 calories with those macros
Yeah the calorie amount is fake
(nice)
Looks like a killer post-workout meal.
Also;
>Buffalo Blasts
I'm sorry what
>Chicken, Cheese and Our Spicy Buffalo Sauce all Stuffed in a Spiced Wrapper and Fried until Crisp. Served with Celery Sticks and Blue Cheese Dressing
>Calories: 1670
Christ almighty
The Cheesecake Factory is the closest thing in the US that could feasibly cater to Fatties in the Dredd universe
Servings: 1
Ingredients
8 oz. Spaghettini Pasta
1 fz. Canola Oil
2 ea. Boneless, Skinless Chicken Breasts (3 Oz.), Pounded Approximately 6” Wide
1/4 tsp. Kosher Salt
1/8 tsp. Freshly Ground Black Pepper
1 oz. All-Purpose Flour
2 fz. Egg Wash
2 oz. Seasoned Breadcrumbs
3 fz. Parmesan Cream Sauce
1-1/2 fz. Basil Oil
1/2 fz. Chicken Broth
1 tbl. Butter
1/4 oz. Parmesan/Romano Cheese Blend
1/2 tsp. Parsley, Chopped
3/4 oz. Prosciutto, Sliced 1/16”
1/2 oz. Baby Arugula
1/2 tsp. Olive Oil
Pinch Kosher Salt
Pinch Freshly Ground Black Pepper
1 tsp. Lemon Juice, Freshly Squeezed
1/4 oz. Parmesan/Romano Cheese Blend
>almost all oil, butter, carbs, and salt
What the frick is a chicken bellagio
Any place that serves carbohydrates (the devil food) because I've ascended to ketosis and have gigantic balls (stretched)
Gotta be Burger king. Even the burgers taste fake compared to wendys/maccas. Along with the most uber-slop of any fast food place. Maybe tied with taco bell.
Are you USA?
IIRC Burger king excdept for their impossible whopper is actually one of the healthier fast food options. No fast food is "healthy" but some are worse than others.
https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20210909005296/en/Burger-King%C2%AE-U.S.-Bans-120-Artificial-Ingredients-and-Counting-From-Its-Food-Menu
the list includes HFCS, good enough for me.
>BK tasting faker than maccas
Bro, MacDonald's must be the most plastic-tasting burger chain on earth. Nothing there tastes like real food.
>maccas
opinion instantly trashed
I’ve actually found the Cheesecake Factory to be THE best place to pick up women. Hot white women LOVE the Cheesecake Factory, especially college girls. And when you order a slice of cheesecake you have to wait like 30 mins to an hour to pick it up for some stupid ass reason. Guess what that means? There’s always a bunch of hot young white women sitting and waiting with nothing to do. Perfect time to chat em up and give them the sales pitch. And it’s a revolving door so if the available selection doesn’t work out more will come in. I usually hang around for a couple of hours and generally have a conversion rate of 3/10 per hour.
>picking up women with a budding addiction to the Cheeseslop Factory
If you marry her, by the time your kids are in high school this is what she'll look like.
>Staying married into Highschool
>Not just abandoning them like my father taught me
HWD AF and creep pilled stay blessed king
home goods is better
I’ve noticed women have a strong link between sexual appetite and food appetite. Home goods is a good spot but I have more success at Cheesecake Factory
Holy shit, you're right. All my exes that ate a shit load couldn't get enough sex.
Starbucks is the most insidious, selling "coffee" drinks makes it seems like it's not too bad health wise, but the calories are awful.
Yeah I'd have to agree with this. Starbucks really needs to print calories on the labels for their cups.
I gotta defend Cheesecake factory: if you're on a bulk, they're great. Lots of options, some of which have plenty of protein, and while no cheesecake is good for you they make very tasty cheesecake. I'm probably going to have some next week, in fact. For me, it's the Pasta Da Vinci.
This.
At least Cheesecake Factory is honest enough, or has a reputation well known enough, that you know it's a den of fatties.
Starbucks is the equivalent of a dealer selling you what he swears is molly, but instead is crystal meth.
>muh Cheesecake ungodly calories
They serve you two servings per plate. If you have the self-control of a six year old, you can just stop when you're halfway through the plate and bring the rest home. Boom, two slightly unhealthy meals for the price of one, and they taste pretty good.
For the sloppiest of goyslop, my money's on Taco Hell or maybe Checkers
Checkers gives me mad shits, taco bell doesn't for some reason
Why do black people love it so much?
That's Golden Corral, anon.
Any place that serves sweet tea.
When I started keeping track of my eating, I was suprised that a lot of O'charley'a food is significantly higher in calories than other places' similar dishes and for no good reason.
if you're going to dine at a place called "cheesecake factory" and then sperg out about the food being a bit indulgent then i don't know what to tell you.
I know people who get those frozen Dunkin’ coffees daily, a small is at LEAST 400 calories, and depending on size can easily be almost 1200 calories, that and most people be getting a sandwich or a donut alongside their “refreshing beverage”, American runs on obesity apparently
If I'm ever in a coffee shop, and that's a very rare event, I only ever get a medium black coffee. Frick the other drinks, frick the pastries, frick all that shit.
I’m a caffeine addict
>judge me I deserve it
So I go to cafe’s and even Dunkin’ quite frequently, but only once in a blue moon will I get anything more than a black coffee, hot or iced depending on the day. I have a chick I go with nigh daily and she without fail gets six cream shots and six caramel shots, it’s loathsome
>she’s still petite and fine as frick idk how
Its a restaurant, they're kind of doing their fricking job though?
I want to eat healthy food, I learn a recipe and do the work
>Heart Attack Grill
Fair point, but isn't there only one of those left?
its funny because that restaurant was started as an artistic statement about fast food and the american diet and now its just a tourist attraction for people that want to eat at it
I love a freaking lucky strike. Was my favorite cigarette when I smoked.
>deep fried in pure lard
Probably healthier than the sneed oils that most places use for their fries.
There's no probably about it.
Ask a Mexican. It's rare to see a IST or not-fat mexican around here. I straight up asked a freidn of mine who is half huwyte/messkin - He said, they cook everything in lard, beans and rice every day for all 3 meals, eggs with a lot of salsa and other shit smothering it with homemade tortillas EVERYDAY. If you actually look up the nutrition of Mexican food, it's beyond horrible.
Damn sounds tasty. They’re lucky minorities and israelites didn’t take their lard away from them
i knew a mexican family that immigrated here.
everything you said is true, but you forgot the insane amount of cola they drink. there's 3l bottles down in mexico its insane(pic rel)
Mogged
Lard is okay in reasonable quantities. Most OG Mexican families do not consume it in reasonable quantities.
That + large amounts of coca cola + a culture based around overeating at dinner = this
Don't forget, lack of exercise.
op i love baking myself a nice loaf of fresh bread every morning
Try the grilled chicken salad. They offer it as a appetizer, but its big enough to be a full-blown meal.
McDonalds. Is this even a real question?
Gas station convenience stores have probably obese'd more construction workers than any other institution in America.
is this the new /gsg/?
Any dessert shop, from donuts to ice cream.
Convenience stores as well.
Grocery store layouts. The design is based around high mark up goyslop items. Produce section, meat and dairy are lined with overflowing processed carb/fat laden shit that is coined as being "on sale". Fast food places are easily avoidable. You just don't go there. But trying to buy my eggs and beef, and have coercion to buy one get one free cookies, donuts, cakes, snack foods etc. Is so much more insidious. I have good impulse control, but I reckon this isn't the case with 90% of Americans.