Would you be able to protect yourself against getting humiliated by a group of chavs?

Would you be able to protect yourself against getting humiliated by a group of chavs?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    did they rape him

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    thats the gayest pic ive seen in a while. uk strong

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I once got beat up by a gang of 12-13 year olds
    There was nothing I could do, there were too many of them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Were they girls? That would be hot

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nah, they were boys
        most of them still had their prepubescent voice

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Still hot. I'd get a boner just from their voices. Can easily pass as a girl one.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Still hot. I'd get a boner just from their voices. Can easily pass as a girl one.

        based af

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        based af

        I ever find you you're dead

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          bring it on queer boy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      12 year olds are like 3 feet tall, what the fuck is wrong with you? Just step on them like bugs

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >3 feet tall
        in what world bro i was 5'8 and i wasnt even the tallest in the 6th grade

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          5'8" is extremely tall for a 12 year old, their average height is around 4'10-5'2".
          I was 4'11" and average height at 11/12 and 5'9" by 19. I remember a friend who was 5'9" at 13/14 and was one of the tall kids, and ended up well over 6 foot.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck off clean shirt

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Have you tried spinning your arms violently?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I am scared of being beaten up whenever I leave the house. I have to psych myself up and usually have angry day dreams of maiming someone. I Seriously think if I punched someone, it wouldn't hurt though.
      Yes I have trained boxing and MMA and actually did spar.

      Fuck off clean shirt

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I Seriously think if I punched someone, it wouldn't hurt though.
        You're overestimating how tough people are, if you're untrained and you were to hit some random guy in the street, you would hurt him unless you go and punch some 300lb wall of muscle.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How DO you get that shirt so clean, m8?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      are you shitting me? 12yo boys are soft as fuck and what are they like 4'10"? do you even lift?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I was 6' at 12

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Please for the love of God greentext the full story
      I beg of you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      From someone who lives in Brazil, when you get attacked by group of kids just hit one kid as hard as you fucking can. Seriously. Try and kill them. It will scare the entire group and there’s a 95% chance they’ll run away. There’s also zero consequences for doing this. Most people hate the street kids and cops don’t give a shit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >There’s also zero consequences for doing this.
        You live in Brazil. If I hit a kid as hard as I can where I live I'll get five years for it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Not if you’re getting jumped. Self defense is still a thing. Especially with all the stories of teens killing old people by punching them out in public.

          Also at least you’re safe. It’s better than being beaten half to death and probably getting brain damage from some angry kids acting out because they have shitty parents.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Your country seems like a fucking jungle, but I really want to go and experience it, would you recommend? My fag cousin went and had a great time.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Only go to Rio. Stick to the safe places. Don’t bang hookers. Never carry more than $37 on you at any given time. It’s a good place to come for a week or two. Beaches are very lovely.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Never carry more than $37
            What if I carry 38?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              They’ll assume you have more at your hotel and knife you and take your hotel key

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >It's a good place to come for a week or two
                That's assuming you survive the first day going off what you're saying.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              the garden gnome can smell it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Don’t bang hookers
            Why not? I thought hookers were ridiculously hot and also ridiculously cheap on brazil

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks hot

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I could take two chavs, maybe 3 if I'm lucky, but I doubt I could take 4

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Like, in your anus?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Both my anus and my fists
        Chavs have little dicks

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bench: 70kg 5x3
    OHP: 41kg 5x3
    Deadlift: 100kg 5x3
    Bent over row: 82.5kg 5x3
    Zercher: 80kg 5x3

    Would I have any hope?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what do lifts have to do with self-defense? you don't defeat people in combat by overhead pressing them. getting stronger can help if you're already doing smth like kickboxing or jiu-jitsu, but will not help if you don't know how to fight at all. just get a gun.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is greek yoghurt good for gaining mass?

    Bulking rn because I keep getting bullied by my 15yo brother (inb4 underaged, I'm 30 ; ;).

    I heard it's anabolic due to igf-1 spiking and caesin absorbs slowly so you have a constant protein source throughout the day.

    He forces me to do a silly dance and chant I'm a Gaylord or he wrestles me to the ground and slaps me.
    Pls respond, I can't take it any longer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      GOMAD is your only hope

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    maybe if i could run

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >IMG_20210828_105242_254.jpg
    bruh

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Those fingers
    Motherfucker is liking it.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I watch gay porn on a daily basis and this is the gayest thing I've ever seen
    The socks and slides really push it over the edge

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Once I got black out drunk and woke up bleeding from the head and mouth, without my glasses by my car. Didn't get robbed, had my phone and wallet.

    From my perspective, I was buying a £100 bottle of champagne in a club, then I was by my car chatting to someone trying to get me a taxi. I was in some sort of fight while extremely drunk but I didn't fully lose.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    post the one where you see his erection

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf there's more pics?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >have a big scar on my face from a traffic accident 15 years ago
    >nobody ever fucks with me because I look scary
    >mfw I'm a giant pussy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're King from one punch man.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I would toss a handful of White Lightening cider bottles and Marlboro cigarettes in the opposite direction.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't 2004, these will be roadmen with their diverse friends beating on you, smoking weed and doing ketamine. They aren't council estate chavs drinking k/white lightning and smoking cheap ciggies.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've had a pair of TNs for 9 years that aren't as disgustingly filthy as theirs. Shameful.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm confident I could outrun like 99% of people. And chavs are like inches from death from their shit lifestyles.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've found out from playing asymmetrical multiplayer games that the trick when dealing with a group is to immediately and viciously go after the weakest person first.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That guy is probably paying $200 an hour for that.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If they're anonymous run, if they're not (which they often fail to notice) record the assault. Fighting back is an option but there's nothing too humiliating in losing a fight.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I live in a free country where I can possess a firearm so no this would not happen.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >bro I keep getting knocked on the floor
    >it keeps happening

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I want to? I live for those moments. Wreck my baka poosy plz.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    giwtwm

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I own a gun.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yes I own a gun

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yes i own a gun

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No I own a dozen guns for each family member. Including pets

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    anyone else have their sexual awakening watching gay bdsm rape vids on xvideos?

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