Would you be able to protect yourself against getting humiliated by a group of chavs?
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did they rape him
thats the gayest pic ive seen in a while. uk strong
I once got beat up by a gang of 12-13 year olds
There was nothing I could do, there were too many of them
Were they girls? That would be hot
nah, they were boys
most of them still had their prepubescent voice
Still hot. I'd get a boner just from their voices. Can easily pass as a girl one.
based af
I ever find you you're dead
bring it on queer boy
12 year olds are like 3 feet tall, what the frick is wrong with you? Just step on them like bugs
>3 feet tall
in what world homie i was 5'8 and i wasnt even the tallest in the 6th grade
5'8" is extremely tall for a 12 year old, their average height is around 4'10-5'2".
I was 4'11" and average height at 11/12 and 5'9" by 19. I remember a friend who was 5'9" at 13/14 and was one of the tall kids, and ended up well over 6 foot.
Frick off clean shirt
Have you tried spinning your arms violently?
I am scared of being beaten up whenever I leave the house. I have to psych myself up and usually have angry day dreams of maiming someone. I Seriously think if I punched someone, it wouldn't hurt though.
Yes I have trained boxing and MMA and actually did spar.
>I Seriously think if I punched someone, it wouldn't hurt though.
You're overestimating how tough people are, if you're untrained and you were to hit some random guy in the street, you would hurt him unless you go and punch some 300lb wall of muscle.
How DO you get that shirt so clean, m8?
are you shitting me? 12yo boys are soft as frick and what are they like 4'10"? do you even lift?
I was 6' at 12
Please for the love of God greentext the full story
I beg of you
From someone who lives in Brazil, when you get attacked by group of kids just hit one kid as hard as you fricking can. Seriously. Try and kill them. It will scare the entire group and there’s a 95% chance they’ll run away. There’s also zero consequences for doing this. Most people hate the street kids and cops don’t give a shit.
>There’s also zero consequences for doing this.
You live in Brazil. If I hit a kid as hard as I can where I live I'll get five years for it.
Not if you’re getting jumped. Self defense is still a thing. Especially with all the stories of teens killing old people by punching them out in public.
Also at least you’re safe. It’s better than being beaten half to death and probably getting brain damage from some angry kids acting out because they have shitty parents.
Your country seems like a fricking jungle, but I really want to go and experience it, would you recommend? My gay cousin went and had a great time.
Only go to Rio. Stick to the safe places. Don’t bang hookers. Never carry more than $37 on you at any given time. It’s a good place to come for a week or two. Beaches are very lovely.
>Never carry more than $37
What if I carry 38?
They’ll assume you have more at your hotel and knife you and take your hotel key
>It's a good place to come for a week or two
That's assuming you survive the first day going off what you're saying.
the israelite can smell it
>Don’t bang hookers
Why not? I thought hookers were ridiculously hot and also ridiculously cheap on brazil
Looks hot
I could take two chavs, maybe 3 if I'm lucky, but I doubt I could take 4
Like, in your anus?
Both my anus and my fists
Chavs have little dicks
Bench: 70kg 5x3
OHP: 41kg 5x3
Deadlift: 100kg 5x3
Bent over row: 82.5kg 5x3
Zercher: 80kg 5x3
Would I have any hope?
what do lifts have to do with self-defense? you don't defeat people in combat by overhead pressing them. getting stronger can help if you're already doing smth like kickboxing or jiu-jitsu, but will not help if you don't know how to fight at all. just get a gun.
Is greek yoghurt good for gaining mass?
Bulking rn because I keep getting bullied by my 15yo brother (inb4 underaged, I'm 30 ; ;).
I heard it's anabolic due to igf-1 spiking and caesin absorbs slowly so you have a constant protein source throughout the day.
He forces me to do a silly dance and chant I'm a Gaylord or he wrestles me to the ground and slaps me.
Pls respond, I can't take it any longer
GOMAD is your only hope
maybe if i could run
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bruh
>Those fingers
Motherfricker is liking it.
I watch gay porn on a daily basis and this is the gayest thing I've ever seen
The socks and slides really push it over the edge
Once I got black out drunk and woke up bleeding from the head and mouth, without my glasses by my car. Didn't get robbed, had my phone and wallet.
From my perspective, I was buying a £100 bottle of champagne in a club, then I was by my car chatting to someone trying to get me a taxi. I was in some sort of fight while extremely drunk but I didn't fully lose.
post the one where you see his erection
Wtf there's more pics?
>have a big scar on my face from a traffic accident 15 years ago
>nobody ever fricks with me because I look scary
>mfw I'm a giant pussy
You're King from one punch man.
Yes, I would toss a handful of White Lightening cider bottles and Marlboro cigarettes in the opposite direction.
This isn't 2004, these will be roadmen with their diverse friends beating on you, smoking weed and doing ketamine. They aren't council estate chavs drinking k/white lightning and smoking cheap ciggies.
I've had a pair of TNs for 9 years that aren't as disgustingly filthy as theirs. Shameful.
I'm confident I could outrun like 99% of people. And chavs are like inches from death from their shit lifestyles.
I've found out from playing asymmetrical multiplayer games that the trick when dealing with a group is to immediately and viciously go after the weakest person first.
That guy is probably paying $200 an hour for that.
If they're anonymous run, if they're not (which they often fail to notice) record the assault. Fighting back is an option but there's nothing too humiliating in losing a fight.
I live in a free country where I can possess a firearm so no this would not happen.
>bro I keep getting knocked on the floor
>it keeps happening
Why would I want to? I live for those moments. Wreck my baka poosy plz.
giwtwm
Yes, I own a gun.
yes I own a gun
yes i own a gun
No I own a dozen guns for each family member. Including pets
anyone else have their sexual awakening watching gay bdsm rape vids on xvideos?